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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Eddie the chug on May 05, 2025, 09:05:28 PM

Title: Confession time: I am a virgin
Post by: Eddie the chug on May 05, 2025, 09:05:28 PM
I am so ugly I could not even lose my cherry when I went back to the reserve I was adopted from.

No squaw would touch me. :cry:
Title: Re: Confession time: I am a virgin
Post by: Shen Li on May 05, 2025, 10:19:27 PM
Quote from: Eddie the chug on May 05, 2025, 09:05:28 PMI am so ugly I could not even lose my cherry when I went back to the reserve I was adopted from.

No squaw would touch me. :cry:
Can you blame them. :s_laugh:
Title: Re: Confession time: I am a virgin
Post by: Brent on May 06, 2025, 12:41:55 PM
Quote from: Eddie the chug on May 05, 2025, 09:05:28 PMI am so ugly I could not even lose my cherry when I went back to the reserve I was adopted from.

No squaw would touch me. :cry:
Bring more hand sanitizer next time to get them more fucked up.
Title: Re: Confession time: I am a virgin
Post by: Edward on May 06, 2025, 03:05:21 PM
Of course y'all are jealous of me. They wealthy, good looking white guy. I honestly believe all of you are some species of brown person like chinese or east indian. Jealous of my whiteness. I am at my vacation property in the Okanagan today. I mowed the lawn and now I am out having lunch before I start working in my garden.
Title: Re: Confession time: I am a virgin
Post by: The Donald on May 06, 2025, 03:37:51 PM
I want to thank Edward and his fellow Native-Americans for their tremendous support.

My incredible election victory would not have been possible without the support of Indians like Edward.