Blurt said to oddstain "you would have been as happy as a pig in shit"? How does a pig get into shit? They don't grunt loud enough? They don't get fat enough for slaughter? How do you discipline a pig even if they do fuck up? Why would a pig be happy about it even if they could get into shit?
Pigs like to muck around in mud (shit). It makes them happy.
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Pigs like to muck around in mud (shit). It makes them happy.
Huh?
The phrase "happier than a pig in shit" is literal and doesn't mean getting into shit as in getting into trouble. It's an old English saying about how farm pigs enjoy rolling around in the mud and even their own feces. Odi is like a pig enjoying in his own shit.
English phrases and words can have so many different meanings. Great job calling him "oddstain"! Your English is very good! I couldn't have said it better myself!
It means "very happy".
It's just a phrase, Shen.
It's sort of like saying someone is "sweeter than fucking sugar."
Obviously, you're not really sweeter than sugar (although I've yet to conduct empirical research that would either confirm or invalidate the claim's truth value).
I agree with Ro, though: your English is excellent.
English has some interesting phrases including the one in the op.
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It's just a phrase, Shen.
It's sort of like saying someone is "sweeter than fucking sugar."
Obviously, you're not really sweeter than sugar (although I've yet to conduct empirical research that would either confirm or invalidate the claim's truth value).
I agree with Ro, though: your English is excellent.
Wrong on both counts Blurt. I know I sound like I got off the fucking boat yesterday and this is yet another example. Secondly, the Iron Ch!nk IS sweeter than fucking sugar even if you do find evidence to the contrary. ac_razz
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It's just a phrase, Shen.
It's sort of like saying someone is "sweeter than fucking sugar."
Obviously, you're not really sweeter than sugar (although I've yet to conduct empirical research that would either confirm or invalidate the claim's truth value).
I agree with Ro, though: your English is excellent.
Shen Li is a cross between an esler with broken English and the Chugabooze she fucks. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?
I don't understand a lot of slang talk either. It confuses.
It confuses a lot of people :)
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It confuses a lot of people :)
Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
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It confuses a lot of people :)
Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
That is hilarious. ac_toofunny ac_lmfao ac_toofunny
^You find that amusing do ya Oak?
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^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?
Your English looks pretty good to me. ac_toofunny
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^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?
Your English looks pretty good to me. ac_toofunny
Shen Li speaks ranting very well.
ac_biggrin
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^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?
Your English looks pretty good to me. ac_toofunny
Shen Li speaks ranting very well.
ac_biggrin
Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks :howdy: ac_drinks
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It confuses a lot of people :)
Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
That is hilarious. ac_toofunny ac_lmfao ac_toofunny
Watch your socks, Gary. You aren't foolin anyone, dumbass. ac_toofunny
Go peddle your Tartan Drag Queen piece of shit e-book and STFU.
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Your English looks pretty good to me. ac_toofunny
Shen Li speaks ranting very well.
ac_biggrin
Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks :howdy: ac_drinks
Pot meet fucking kettle.
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Shen Li speaks ranting very well.
ac_biggrin
Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks :howdy: ac_drinks
Pot meet fucking kettle.
Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
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Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks :howdy: ac_drinks
Pot meet fucking kettle.
Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.
BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.
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Pot meet fucking kettle.
Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.
BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.
What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.
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Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks ac_cool ac_drinks
You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.
BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.
What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.
No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.
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You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.
BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.
What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.
No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.
Oh OK then, that's different. Someone finally found a reason to have it in their house.
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You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.
BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.
What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.
No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.
You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce. ac_drinks ac_toofunny ac_drinks
Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:
Coolie coolie coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Bad sex scene
Coolie coolie coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Someone eats a horse
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Rich guy builds house
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Japs and war
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
The End
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Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:
Coolie coolie coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Bad sex scene
Coolie coolie coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Someone eats a horse
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Rich guy builds house
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Japs and war
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
The End
J@ps and c@@lies?
The writer uses the word coolie to excess as well as semi-colons and pointless racist bullshit.
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Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:
Coolie coolie coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Bad sex scene
Coolie coolie coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Someone eats a horse
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Rich guy builds house
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Japs and war
Coolie Coolie Coolie
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
The End
Wow, I'm surprise it hasn't made Oprah's book club reading list. Sounds like a real gem. ac_lmfao
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What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.
No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.
You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce. ac_drinks ac_toofunny ac_drinks
I doubt it.
You know the old saying about "lipstick on a pig"???? Well, butterscotch sauce on shit is still shit. ac_sothere
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No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.
You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce. ac_drinks ac_toofunny ac_drinks
I doubt it.
You know the old saying about "lipstick on a pig"???? Well, butterscotch sauce on shit is still shit. ac_sothere
Oak earns an easy quarter on each sale. In another year or two he will have enough for a cup of coffee.