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Title: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2015, 02:18:38 AM
Blurt said to oddstain "you would have been as happy as a pig in shit"? How does a pig get into shit? They don't grunt loud enough? They don't get fat enough for slaughter? How do you discipline a pig even if they do fuck up?  Why would a pig be happy about it even if they could get into shit?
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: RW on January 24, 2015, 02:43:39 AM
Pigs like to muck around in mud (shit).  It makes them happy.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2015, 02:45:13 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Pigs like to muck around in mud (shit).  It makes them happy.

Huh?
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Romero on January 24, 2015, 03:12:23 AM
The phrase "happier than a pig in shit" is literal and doesn't mean getting into shit as in getting into trouble. It's an old English saying about how farm pigs enjoy rolling around in the mud and even their own feces. Odi is like a pig enjoying in his own shit.



English phrases and words can have so many different meanings. Great job calling him "oddstain"! Your English is very good! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: RW on January 24, 2015, 03:19:34 AM
It means "very happy".
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Chickenfeets on January 24, 2015, 09:24:13 AM
It's just a phrase, Shen.



It's sort of like saying someone is "sweeter than fucking sugar."



Obviously, you're not really sweeter than sugar (although I've yet to conduct empirical research that would either confirm or invalidate the claim's truth value).



I agree with Ro, though: your English is excellent.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2015, 12:18:02 PM
English has some interesting phrases including the one in the op.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2015, 03:05:38 PM
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"It's just a phrase, Shen.



It's sort of like saying someone is "sweeter than fucking sugar."



Obviously, you're not really sweeter than sugar (although I've yet to conduct empirical research that would either confirm or invalidate the claim's truth value).



I agree with Ro, though: your English is excellent.

Wrong on both counts Blurt. I know I sound like I got off the fucking boat yesterday and this is yet another example. Secondly, the Iron Ch!nk IS sweeter than fucking sugar even if you do find evidence to the contrary. ac_razz
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Gary Oak on January 24, 2015, 04:25:02 PM
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"It's just a phrase, Shen.



It's sort of like saying someone is "sweeter than fucking sugar."



Obviously, you're not really sweeter than sugar (although I've yet to conduct empirical research that would either confirm or invalidate the claim's truth value).



I agree with Ro, though: your English is excellent.

Shen Li is a cross between an esler with broken English and the Chugabooze she fucks. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2015, 06:13:38 PM
^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Gina Li on January 24, 2015, 06:37:46 PM
I don't understand a lot of slang talk either.  It confuses.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: RW on January 25, 2015, 04:38:45 AM
It confuses a lot of people :)
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Gary Oak on January 25, 2015, 07:51:50 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"It confuses a lot of people :)

Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Chris Patten on January 25, 2015, 08:40:15 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Real Woman"It confuses a lot of people :)

Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

That is hilarious. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2015, 09:38:48 PM
^You find that amusing do ya Oak?
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Renee on January 28, 2015, 10:21:31 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?


Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2015, 08:57:15 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?


Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Chris Patten on January 30, 2015, 11:52:33 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?


Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks  :howdy:  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Renee on January 30, 2015, 12:31:48 PM
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Real Woman"It confuses a lot of people :)

Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

That is hilarious. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  ac_toofunny


Watch your socks, Gary. You aren't foolin anyone, dumbass.  ac_toofunny



Go peddle your Tartan Drag Queen piece of shit e-book and STFU.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2015, 12:44:35 PM
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"


Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks  :howdy:  ac_drinks

Pot meet fucking kettle.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Chris Patten on January 30, 2015, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks  :howdy:  ac_drinks

Pot meet fucking kettle.

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Renee on January 30, 2015, 01:04:41 PM
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks  :howdy:  ac_drinks

Pot meet fucking kettle.

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks


You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2015, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Pot meet fucking kettle.

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks


You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Renee on January 30, 2015, 01:36:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Chris Patten"
Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks


You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.


No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2015, 04:17:26 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"


You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.


No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

Oh OK then, that's different. Someone finally found a reason to have it in their house.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Gary Oak on January 31, 2015, 10:57:27 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"


You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.


No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce.  ac_drinks  ac_toofunny  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: RW on February 01, 2015, 03:35:30 AM
Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The End
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2015, 09:10:47 AM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The End

J@ps and c@@lies?
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: RW on February 01, 2015, 11:44:49 AM
The writer uses the word coolie to excess as well as semi-colons and pointless racist bullshit.
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Renee on February 02, 2015, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: "Real Woman"Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The End


 Wow, I'm surprise it hasn't made Oprah's book club reading list. Sounds like a real gem.  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Renee on February 02, 2015, 12:02:55 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.


No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce.  ac_drinks  ac_toofunny  ac_drinks


I doubt it.



You know the old saying about "lipstick on a pig"???? Well, butterscotch sauce on shit is still shit.  ac_sothere
Title: Re: Just When I Thought My English Was OK
Post by: Anonymous on February 02, 2015, 12:23:38 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"


No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce.  ac_drinks  ac_toofunny  ac_drinks


I doubt it.



You know the old saying about "lipstick on a pig"???? Well, butterscotch sauce on shit is still shit.  ac_sothere

Oak earns an easy quarter on each sale. In another year or two he will have enough for a cup of coffee.