THeBlueCashew

Received my 1st Pension Cheque from the other day. Not sure if I entirely deserve it, but they gave it to me anyway.

The odd thing US, I don't even feel like I'm retired at all. I feel like this guy actually.


...so with a little bit of luck I don't have to work no mo'. But...I probably will whenever I feel like it.

So thanks DKG DKG. Thanks Brent Brent. Thanks @formoson Fashionista & above all thanks, hey Herman Herm. Ya'll made it all possible.

Heck I'm gonna sleep on every day n git someone else to pay for it.

Thanks again. I really appreciate it.

admin sucks cock!

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 09, 2025, 10:08:30 PMadmin sucks cock!

I'll post some pics of that Disney memorabilia O bought recently Biggie Smiles Bigly.

I bet it was actually a lot cheaper than ur recent trip ta Disneyland.

That stuff is so va6yet it's so cheap these days, eh?
Mist be a sign of hard times.

what does that have to do with the fact that admin sucks cock?

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 09, 2025, 10:38:00 PMwhat does that have to do with the fact that admin sucks cock?

What JoHoMo likely isn't telling you is that Disney has a new line of memorabilia. Of Admin sucking cock. Probably Pluto's, right up to the knot. I know from watching Chunk Yoghurt on TYT that your average commie animal is into such deviant behaviour.

Quote from: . on October 10, 2025, 11:41:00 AMWhat JoHoMo likely isn't telling you is that Disney has a new line of memorabilia. Of Admin sucking cock. Probably Pluto's, right up to the knot. I know from watching Chunk Yoghurt on TYT that your average commie animal is into such deviant behaviour.

Is it just me or is there something pretty creepy about a 70 old introvert that is THAT much into Disney memorabilia

I'm beginning to wonder if he has any young ladies stuck deep in a pit somewhere in his basement.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 10, 2025, 11:43:52 AMIs it just me or is there something pretty creepy about a 70 old introvert that is THAT much into Disney memorabilia

I'm beginning to wonder if he has any young ladies stuck deep in a pit somewhere in his basement.

It is not just you.

Quote from: Brent on October 10, 2025, 11:45:41 AMIt is not just you.

Bro -- I have a friend that I grew up with since the days of playing in the sandbox that went full metal libtard and is now on instgram cosplaying Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

like, he actually went out an bought the costumes. Vader helmet with voice changer and all.

Unmarried, nearly 60, libtard and just weird as fuck.

just like Joe.

I unfriended the fucking whacko and blocked his number

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 10, 2025, 11:48:55 AMBro -- I have a friend that I grew up with since the days of playing in the sandbox that went full metal libtard and is now on instgram cosplaying Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

like, he actually went out an bought the costumes. Vader helmet with voice changer and all.

Unmarried, nearly 60, libtard and just weird as fuck.

just like Joe.

I unfriended the fucking whacko and blocked his number

I am a socialist, but I never hung around progs. I was spared the unease of avoiding the whack jobs at all costs.

Quote from: Brent on October 10, 2025, 11:53:24 AMI am a socialist, but I never hung around progs. I was spared the unease of avoiding the whack jobs at all costs.

Consider yourself lucky

they are a strange bunch

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 10, 2025, 11:48:55 AMBro -- I have a friend that I grew up with since the days of playing in the sandbox that went full metal libtard and is now on instgram cosplaying Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

like, he actually went out an bought the costumes. Vader helmet with voice changer and all.

Unmarried, nearly 60, libtard and just weird as fuck.

Jesus Christ, next thing you know he'll be sewing anal orifices into ewok plushies to relieve himself into.  :Doh2:

Quote from: Brent on October 10, 2025, 11:53:24 AMI am a socialist, but I never hung around progs. I was spared the unease of avoiding the whack jobs at all costs.

I don't think yer Socialist at all Brent Brent

Actually I think yer very Conservative & Right Wing.

But you know who was Socialist was my Grandfather. He joined the CCF & knew met Woodsworrh & Tommy Douglas who became heroes of the Left & Working people of Canada.

My Grandfather also worked for CP Rail slaving away at 16 cents an hour, 12-14 hours q day 7 days a week shoveling coal into the Old Steam Engines during World War I. No benefits no Workers Compensation.

He attended the 1919 Winnipeg Strike so people like you could have a better life, eh Brent.

So if you got all those nice benefits thank people like my socialist Grandfather.

This was my Grand dad's weekly wage:

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$10 per week. But its doubtful he could ever afford to buy or keep a Gold piece  back in his day, eh.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 10, 2025, 11:48:55 AMBro -- I have a friend that I grew up with since the days of playing in the sandbox that went full metal libtard and is now on instgram cosplaying Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine

like, he actually went out an bought the costumes. Vader helmet with voice changer and all.

Unmarried, nearly 60, libtard and just weird as fuck.

just like Joe.

I unfriended the fucking whacko and blocked his number

Yknow Biggie Smiles Bigly given the amount of divorce & the number of Single Dads paying child support now, I'm glad I never got married. If I did, I wouldn't be able to afford retirement. Just like friends of mine & guys I know who'll spend every penny they have/make to support a kid or 2. I know some men who are still working in their mid 70s to support their children. No savings for them, no free time, no luxuries. They'll be working right to the Grave.

I might have ended up just like them. Divorced worried n Broke.

What kinda life is that?

Yknow back in my parents time, guy got married the marriage last fer life. Not anymore. Marriage is too unstable now.

Quote from: JOE on October 10, 2025, 12:52:00 PMYknow Biggie Smiles Bigly given the amount of divorce & the number of Single Dads paying child support now, I'm glad I never got married. If I did, I wouldn't be able to afford retirement. Just like friends of mine & guys I know who'll spend every penny they have/make to support a kid or 2. I know some men who are still working in their mid 70s to support their children. No savings for them, no free time, no luxuries. They'll be working right to the Grave.

I might have ended up just like them. Divorced worried n Broke.

What kinda life is that?

Yknow back in my parents time, guy got married the marriage last fer life. Not anymore. Marriage is too unstable now.

there we agree

but you need to get you some pussy every now and then

even if you have to pay for it.

no shame in an honest up front transaction to pay for pussy.

EVERY man pays for pussy. one way or another

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 10, 2025, 12:55:33 PMthere we agree

but you need to get you some pussy every now and then

even if you have to pay for it.

no shame in an honest up front transaction to pay for pussy.

EVERY man pays for pussy. one way or another

Back off bitch. Jo Jo is my pussy. I pay his bills. He's mine.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 10, 2025, 12:55:33 PMthere we agree

but you need to get you some pussy every now and then

even if you have to pay for it.

no shame in an honest up front transaction to pay for pussy.

EVERY man pays for pussy. one way or another

Quote from: Thiel on October 10, 2025, 01:06:22 PMBack off bitch. Jo Jo is my pussy. I pay his bills. He's mine.

Well hell, if Biggie cannot convince JoHoMo to part with his hard mooched allowance to try some pussy and you aren't prepared to rent him one from the local knock shop, perhaps we at The Blue Cashew can take up a collection on his behalf?


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Pretty sure that checks all the boxes for a commie animal like your JoHoMo, what do you say?

Heck I might even go back ta school, learn a trade or become an Architect eh?

Probably start a business too

Actually I feel like I'm too young to retire.

I might just continue working for somethin' ta do.

I don't need the money...at least yet. No sense in sittin around doin nothing watching the money whither away tho.

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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 12, 2025, 06:37:16 PM(https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMnNhM2xqMmY5ZXc5aWJoOGt1ZjgyZ2IwYmFuM2FteHVib2JwbGcyaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/lS6v4CrctoiXgld8tt/giphy.gif)

But I do Biggie Smiles Bigly!

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