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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Gay Boy Roberto on April 28, 2015, 06:16:02 AM

Title: I can't sleep
Post by: Gay Boy Roberto on April 28, 2015, 06:16:02 AM
Be nice if someone would come over and read me a bedtime story



(just don't wake up the hubby)
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 28, 2015, 06:20:33 AM
I'll come read you some Norman Mailer.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 28, 2015, 07:32:26 AM
I can burp the alphabet and tape it for you...kinda like counting sheep.



Perhaps RW can fart you a tune? ac_tongue
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 28, 2015, 08:25:25 AM
I don't sleep either Bob. I've never been a good sleeper, as a child and adolescent I would function on maybe 2 to 4 hours of sleep a night but recently even that has been extremely elusive. It's getting to the point where any day I'm expecting to have a psychotic episode.  ac_dunno  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 28, 2015, 11:11:57 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"I can burp the alphabet and tape it for you...kinda like counting sheep.



Perhaps RW can fart you a tune? ac_tongue

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about my special talent!
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 28, 2015, 11:16:37 AM
Quote from: "Renee"I don't sleep either Bob. I've never been a good sleeper, as a child and adolescent I would function on maybe 2 to 4 hours of sleep a night but recently even that has been extremely elusive. It's getting to the point where any day I'm expecting to have a psychotic episode.  ac_dunno  ac_toofunny

Drink half a beer and orgasm.  You'll pass right out afterwards.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 28, 2015, 12:01:17 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"I don't sleep either Bob. I've never been a good sleeper, as a child and adolescent I would function on maybe 2 to 4 hours of sleep a night but recently even that has been extremely elusive. It's getting to the point where any day I'm expecting to have a psychotic episode.  ac_dunno  ac_toofunny

Drink half a beer and orgasm.  You'll pass right out afterwards.


Really, if I self medicate with alcohol and masturbate it will work??? Why didn't I think of that?  ac_toofunny  



Believe me, if that worked I'd be a raging alcoholic by now and my right index finger would be worn down to the first joint.  ac_gumpop
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 28, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Gay Boy Roberto on April 28, 2015, 12:42:54 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Really, if I self medicate with alcohol and masturbate it will work??? Why didn't I think of that?  ac_toofunny  Believe me, if that worked I'd be a raging alcoholic by now and my right index finger would be worn down to the first joint.  ac_gumpop


I just tried RW's suggestion and now I'm sleep-typing
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 28, 2015, 12:46:36 PM
Quote from: "RW"Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.


Half a beer won't do it for me. Any kind of alcohol in a sufficient quantity only puts me out for a short time and when I wake up I'm a wired, wide awake, drunk. Not pretty.



As for weed, that's not going to happen either. I don't think my dad (retired cop) will take kindly to me scoring some pot and then sparking up a fatty in the guest bedroom.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Anonymous on April 28, 2015, 03:07:21 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.


Half a beer won't do it for me. Any kind of alcohol in a sufficient quantity only puts me out for a short time and when I wake up I'm a wired, wide awake, drunk. Not pretty.



As for weed, that's not going to happen either. I don't think my dad (retired cop) will take kindly to me scoring some pot and then sparking up a fatty in the guest bedroom.  ac_toofunny

Oh how nice Renee..

 ac_smile

My brother is a policeman.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 28, 2015, 03:22:55 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.


Half a beer won't do it for me. Any kind of alcohol in a sufficient quantity only puts me out for a short time and when I wake up I'm a wired, wide awake, drunk. Not pretty.



As for weed, that's not going to happen either. I don't think my dad (retired cop) will take kindly to me scoring some pot and then sparking up a fatty in the guest bedroom.  ac_toofunny

Smoke outside then :P
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 28, 2015, 04:02:17 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.


Half a beer won't do it for me. Any kind of alcohol in a sufficient quantity only puts me out for a short time and when I wake up I'm a wired, wide awake, drunk. Not pretty.



As for weed, that's not going to happen either. I don't think my dad (retired cop) will take kindly to me scoring some pot and then sparking up a fatty in the guest bedroom.  ac_toofunny

Smoke outside then :P


Oh I forgot about that. I can go hide behind the garage and smoke dope like I did when I was 14.  



Yeah, I bet you can tell that my life is headed in the right direction.  ac_rollseyes



Maybe I should just go out and get some chloroform and soak my pillow in it.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 29, 2015, 04:18:53 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"I don't sleep either Bob. I've never been a good sleeper, as a child and adolescent I would function on maybe 2 to 4 hours of sleep a night but recently even that has been extremely elusive. It's getting to the point where any day I'm expecting to have a psychotic episode.  ac_dunno  ac_toofunny

Drink half a beer and orgasm.  You'll pass right out afterwards.


Really, if I self medicate with alcohol and masturbate it will work??? Why didn't I think of that?  ac_toofunny  



Believe me, if that worked I'd be a raging alcoholic by now and my right index finger would be worn down to the first joint.  ac_gumpop


What you need is some good lovin, some cuddling maybe a little butt sex or some nipple clamps.



 ac_dance
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 29, 2015, 04:22:28 AM
Well that got kinky quickly.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 29, 2015, 05:28:36 AM
Quote from: "RW"Well that got kinky quickly.


 ac_dance
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 29, 2015, 05:55:34 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.


Half a beer won't do it for me. Any kind of alcohol in a sufficient quantity only puts me out for a short time and when I wake up I'm a wired, wide awake, drunk. Not pretty.



As for weed, that's not going to happen either. I don't think my dad (retired cop) will take kindly to me scoring some pot and then sparking up a fatty in the guest bedroom.  ac_toofunny

Smoke outside then :P


Oh I forgot about that. I can go hide behind the garage and smoke dope like I did when I was 14.  



Yeah, I bet you can tell that my life is headed in the right direction.  ac_rollseyes



Maybe I should just go out and get some chloroform and soak my pillow in it.

I know some Canadian dental students who will make sure you have a good time.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Bricktop on April 29, 2015, 06:17:35 AM
Ex cops are bastards.



Trust me.



I know.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 29, 2015, 06:33:00 AM
Me too.









/runs
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Bricktop on April 29, 2015, 06:39:04 AM
ac_boring



GO TO SLEEP!!!!
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 29, 2015, 06:58:13 AM
Hey, I slept for almost 3 hrs last night; consecutively. ac_dance  That's pretty good for me, I must have been exhausted. ac_rollseyes
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 29, 2015, 07:04:59 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"I don't sleep either Bob. I've never been a good sleeper, as a child and adolescent I would function on maybe 2 to 4 hours of sleep a night but recently even that has been extremely elusive. It's getting to the point where any day I'm expecting to have a psychotic episode.  ac_dunno  ac_toofunny

Drink half a beer and orgasm.  You'll pass right out afterwards.


Really, if I self medicate with alcohol and masturbate it will work??? Why didn't I think of that?  ac_toofunny  



Believe me, if that worked I'd be a raging alcoholic by now and my right index finger would be worn down to the first joint.  ac_gumpop


What you need is some good lovin, some cuddling maybe a little butt sex or some nipple clamps.



 ac_dance


I don't know about anyone else but butt sex and nipple clamps tend to make my eyes open pretty wide so I don't think that's going to work.



Thanks for the suggestion though, it was really sweet of you. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 29, 2015, 10:09:08 AM
suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: RW on April 29, 2015, 11:13:58 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 29, 2015, 11:31:28 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny


I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time; is that how it's done today?

 

It used to be that you would ask a girl to dinner or to a movie now I see we go right to "lets go out sometime so I can fuck you in the ass".  ac_toofunny



Whew, wow.   ac_wot  ac_lmfao
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Bricktop on April 29, 2015, 07:34:48 PM
Catch up with the times.



Nowadays, a proposal is "Fuck!!! I just came inside you."
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Bit on April 29, 2015, 08:25:10 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)

You think?  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 30, 2015, 03:17:43 AM
Quote from: "Bit"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)

You think?  ac_toofunny


I feel Like i need to shower  ac_wot
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 30, 2015, 03:29:04 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)


 ac_dunno
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: keeper on April 30, 2015, 03:47:23 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny


I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time; is that how it's done today?

 

It used to be that you would ask a girl to dinner or to a movie now I see we go right to "lets go out sometime so I can fuck you in the ass".  ac_toofunny



Whew, wow.   ac_wot  ac_lmfao


Soooooooooooooo thats no?  ac_flower
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Annie on April 30, 2015, 03:49:50 AM
I came in a little late and reading all this is just lolol. Keeper is a sweet guy.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Renee on April 30, 2015, 04:53:20 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny


I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time; is that how it's done today?

 

It used to be that you would ask a girl to dinner or to a movie now I see we go right to "lets go out sometime so I can fuck you in the ass".  ac_toofunny



Whew, wow.   ac_wot  ac_lmfao


Soooooooooooooo thats no?  ac_flower


Sorry Keeps, it's not that I'm not flattered but I'm going to have to take a pass.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Bricktop on April 30, 2015, 04:55:48 AM
On the other hand, should a wise, cosmopolitan, mature and educated gentlemen present his suit... :howdy:
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Annie on April 30, 2015, 05:13:18 AM
Aww Renee give Keep a break, he's a sweet guy
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2015, 08:58:26 AM
Quote from: "Renee"Hey, I slept for almost 3 hrs last night; consecutively. ac_dance  That's pretty good for me, I must have been exhausted. ac_rollseyes

I have the opposite problem Renee..



I have been so tired lately that no amount of sleep seems to be enough.
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Wulf on April 30, 2015, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny


I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time; is that how it's done today?

 

It used to be that you would ask a girl to dinner or to a movie now I see we go right to "lets go out sometime so I can fuck you in the ass".  ac_toofunny



Whew, wow.   ac_wot  ac_lmfao


Soooooooooooooo thats no?  ac_flower


Sorry Keeps, it's not that I'm not flattered but I'm going to have to take a pass.  ac_toofunny


Well I fear that was the wrong answer.



Right about now it would probably do you some good to have someone fuck the crazy out of you.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I can't sleep
Post by: Bricktop on April 30, 2015, 07:18:26 PM
That would be one HELL of a fuck.



I'm thinking a gang bang at the Hell's Angels clubrooms MIGHT help.
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