1: I am 5' 11".
2: I am not a Cat Lover .
3: My hair is Brown - My eyes are Green.
4: Both my Parents died before i was 23.
5: I lost my oldest Sister to Breast Cancer.
6: My all-time favorite number is the number 33
7: I have either read or seen Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit.
8: My mom pulled me out of School to see the first Star Wars Movie - best day ever!
9: Im obsessed with having a clean mouth - I have no fillings,cavities,crowns, or caps in my mouth.
10: I HATE anything to do with Canadian Politics.
1. I have baby soft hair.
2. I once tried to kill my sister with a mud pie spiked with poisonous berries. She wouldn't eat it.
3. I make awesome sandwiches.
4. I still call my dad "Daddy".
5. When I was 18, I got a lap dance at a strip club (for free).
6. I have two cats who I have taught to sit, shake a paw and fetch on command.
7. When I was young, I looked like a boy and rocked a mean "chapstache".
8. I can do the splits.
9. I have been invited to a party just to talk about sex toys - more than once.
10. People with mental handicaps like to talk to me and/or touch me.
Quote from: "Keeper"
1: I am 5' 11".
2: I am not a Cat Lover .
3: My hair is Brown - My eyes are Green.
4: Both my Parents died before i was 23.
5: I lost my oldest Sister to Breast Cancer.
6: My all-time favorite number is the number 33
7: I have either read or seen Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit.
8: My mom pulled me out of School to see the first Star Wars Movie - best day ever!
9: Im obsessed with having a clean mouth - I have no fillings,cavities,crowns, or caps in my mouth.
10: I HATE anything to do with Canadian Politics.
I am really sorry about numbers 4 and 5 Keeps. acc_hugz
1. I'm 5' 3"
2. My eyes are blue.
3. I no longer know the natural color of my hair. (Probably some shade of shitty brown.)
4. I'm highly competitive with just about everything and I'm not a good loser.
5. I have ADD and hyperfocus.
6. I cannot function without a wrist watch.
7. I despise liver.
8. I love dogs and hate people.
9. I refuse to use a dirty bathroom.
10. I adore bustires and corsets.
1. I'm 5 foot 8.
2. I had bad acne as a teen and into my early 20's.
3. My dream as an adolescent was a career in music.
4. My grandpa was an officer in the People's Liberation Army. He was dispatched to Beijing in June 1989.
5. When I was 21, in uni and living with my parents I beat the fuck out of some girls who were bullying a neighbour's daughter.
6. I despise cold climates.
7. I brush my teeth 6 times/ day....minimum.
8. I have no women colleagues.
9. Hiking on wooded trails gives me a high.
10. I wear my jeans one way.....skin tight.
1- I'm 5'8" and 158 pounds.
2- I have blond-ish hair because of my mother and black eyebrows and people think I color my hair and harassed me in school.
3- I gave the school bully a black eye and was never harassed by anyone ever again while in school.
4- I have a butterfly collection I collected including the largest butterfly in Canada the Giant Swallowtail.
5- I play a great table tennis game and won many local tournaments.
6- I fell on my face when I was 5 while I had a wooden ruler in my mouth. Dentists always comment on my palate.
7- I have dexterity in my toes and can do many things like light a match and turn book pages.
8- I read at least one book each month mostly hard science fiction and no fantasy dragons or sorcerers.
9- I was the only student to fail my graduation at my Tae Kwon Do class and I gave-up and I kept my white belt as a souvenir.
10- I joy-rided in a stolen car when I was 13 and was arrested and my dad came to pick me up at the police station.
I. I am 5'3" and I weigh 98 pounds.
2. My mother came to Canada to give birth to me and then we returned to Taiwan after I was born.
3. I am apolitical, but my father was very politically active in the Taiwan democracy and independence movement.
4. My father was in jail in Taiwan.
5. I am active in micro charities in Calgary and we support some small ones overseas.
6. I love skating and rollerblading.
7. Making food for large groups of people makes me happy.
8. At one time I was cynical about my faith.
9 .Every salad I make over the summer is made from what I grow in my garden.
10. I lived in Kazakhstan for one year.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
I. I am 5'3" and I weigh 98 pounds.
2. My mother came to Canada to give birth to me and then we returned to Taiwan after I was born.
3. I am apolitical, but my father was very politically active in the Taiwan democracy and independence movement.
4. My father was in jail in Taiwan.
5. I am active in micro charities in Calgary and we support some small ones overseas.
6. I love skating and rollerblading.
7. Making food for large groups of people makes me happy.
8. At one time I was cynical about my faith.
9 .Every salad I make over the summer is made from what I grow in my garden.
10. I lived in Kazakhstan for one year.
Kazakhstan is a glorious nation. Did you meet Borat while you lived there?
^I gotta give credit where it's due. That was good. ac_drinks
1. I'm 5ft 7, used to be an inch taller but I seem to be shrinking
2. I have natural curly hair that's brown with red highlights.
3. I'm ambidextrous, when I was in elementary school, the teacher forced me to write lines on the chalk board with only my right hand to curb me of being a lefty. I pissed her off when I wrote with both hands at the same time.
4. I moved out on my own at 16, finished high school while working and put myself through College taking accounting courses.
5. I don't look or act my age, I'm 45.
6. I have ADHD but never been on meds for it
7. I love all animals, I have 4 cats and 2 fish right now
8. I prefer to hang clothes to dry rather than use a dryer
9. I'm a recycle freak and recycle everything I possible can, I get upset with family if they don't wash a soup can and recycle it.
10. My eyes are hazel but in the sun they look green
A shade below 6'.
Chronic, clinical depressive on medication for life.
Slightly psychotic.
Animal lover.
Failed high school, left at 15, certified terminally stupid.
Speed junkie (the velocity, not the drug).
Anarchist, anti "democratic" in regard to the current perversion of the term.
Immature relative to my age
Avid gamer
Very fond of fine whisky.
OK, this is exceptionally candid for me ... but if I'm to do it at all, Il must do it right
- I'm 5'-7 Aussie born long haired bottle blonde .. . not born blonde headed but for some reason I'm a blonde at heart ... OK, tried red (not bad) & black (was OK) when younger, but my heart has always said "I'm a blonde"
- I have a strange form, .... skinny legs (mother in law referred to them as "pony legs" but mate loved them so it was all OK), tiny bum, good waist but wide shoulders and breasts to fit them .... top heavy, bottom light so deadly afraid to stop too quickly while running ... oh, and extremely long and skinny fingers to sculpt and make love with ....
- a kid I had great trouble using my hands / fingers as I had severe Dupuytren's contracture (named after Napoleon's personal physician who officially recognized it) - was lucky to have an operation by a pioneer surgeon, not Dupuytren lol, and got much of the use of my fingers out of it. I always had thought Dupuytren treated Napoleon for the same thing and that explained the hand in jacket thingy, but the internet has shown me that was not so ... in fact, very not so
- I sculpt mainly but not exclusively female wispy often in-the-wind moderately stylized faceless females in white clay .. mate says its because I appreciate the female form even more than a man can ... he is right possibly including his too obvious inferences
- 4 years (newly singled and in my early to mid 20s) in Burbank and Beverly Hills etc., lots of casting couch offers ... socialized with many that you would know on screen ... even dated a some of them.
- in 3rd marriage – first OK but medium relationship, 2nd the hubby from hell ... wish I had known RW then so I could have gotten poisin berries from her ... took a long time to get my confidence back ... 3rd time lucky, very very lucky ... a slow learner, but in the end I guess I do learn, lol
- Lived 4 years in the Filippines .. helped current & final hubby with design contracts there ... great times, wonderful projects, wonderful people
- not a churchgoer, belong to none but know that my soul / some form of being always existed in some form and always will. Not at all sure why it chose / agreed with god to visit this world for a while but I suppose there was some reason ... hope so
- I can't do the splits and cringe when I see it – but - thanks to the length of my legs and toe strength , can hold myself by my toes on 2 headposts, so hubby thinks it's all OK
I've know you a long time cc and I barely knew you were a blond!
Thanks for sharing.
(I would have totally hooked you up)
bottle blonde to be honest, but one should always go with one's heart, eh? lol
my current hairdresser ... yes, a Shi'a believe it or not, is magic on color ... as well as style ... the very best I have ever had ... as good as the best in the California days
Quote from: "cc la femme"
bottle blonde to be honest, but one should always go with one's heart, eh? lol
my current hairdresser ... yes, a Shi'a believe it or not, is magic on color ... as well as style ... the very best I have ever had ... as good as the best in the California days
That explains why my hair is black hahahaha
I will likely be spending some time up in the hills in the near future. I can't wait to go "whale watching" in Mailbu ;)
Everyone one of you is interesting and unique..
Thank you for for being candid.
-Very tall, 148,8kgs.
-Brown/blonde hair, blue/green eyes.
-I like pets but I´m not a "animal lover".
-I brag about my athletic abilities but I keep quiet about the fact that I also shine in the book stuff.
-I dont like needless destruction of the environment but I´m not a tree hugger.
-I have a brother and a sister.
-I wanted to be a police officer or a soldier when I was a kid.
-I´m neat.
-I once caused an apprentice to shit his pants because he was too afraid to ask for a shit break.
-They call me a nazi but its not for racism.
H'lo
No share Asia?
Hm, let me see what I can contribute.
1. In the looks department, no need. It's not a beauty pageant so there is no need to try to prove I'm good looking. It's not necessary. When I was younger, I shared my photo on the forum but removed it. Some of you have an idea of how I appear.
2. I've been invited by a Governor of a State (a Southern State) to a session of the joint house of congress. I met him and his wife and family at church. I was to meet him and his staff at his office and then ride with them on the US Capitol underground railway from his office building to the Capitol. He invited me so that I may witness the visiting President of the Philippines address the house of congress. That was so cool! I thanked him for the opportunity.

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3. I have flown the Concorde. (They give you a certificate that you have flown the friendly skies with them along with other nice souvenirs.)

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4. I've been to most directions on the globe except for Antarctica and South America.
5. I am not a vegetarian or vegan. I am also not an omnivore for there are things I just won't eat...but I will eat durian.

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6. I wear my watch on my right wrist...after a while I see cousins copying me and wearing their watches on the right too...haha!
7. I still have thick eyebrows that people think I make an effort to fill in with eyebrow pencil because they are rather dark. I don't like using eyebrow pencil. I don't like thin eyebrows on myself.
8. I've been topless on the French Riviera and French Polynesia. No one cared so I sure did not care either. I did not try to be bottomless though.
9. I like to put fresh mint in my iced tea.

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10. I had an argument with a co-worker from the Mid-East and I called him a "camel rider." I am not proud of that but what's done is done. I also corrected the grammar of our boss who was also from the Mid-East. He was not amused. Can you blame me? He had written correspondence which read, "I deeply regret the sudden death of Alibaba here in Washington, D.C. His corpse is on its way. I send you my heartiest condolences." ac_biggrin ac_drinks
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Hm, let me see what I can contribute.
1. In the looks department, no need. It's not a beauty pageant so there is no need to try to prove I'm good looking. It's not necessary. When I was younger, I shared my photo on the forum but removed it. Some of you have an idea of how I appear.
2. I've been invited by a Governor of a State (a Southern State) to a session of the joint house of congress. I met him and his wife and family at church. I was to meet him and his staff at his office and then ride with them on the US Capitol underground railway from his office building to the Capitol. He invited me so that I may witness the visiting President of the Philippines address the house of congress. That was so cool! I thanked him for the opportunity.

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3. I have flown the Concorde. (They give you a certificate that you have flown the friendly skies with them along with other nice souvenirs.)

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4. I've been to most directions on the globe except for Antarctica and South America.
5. I am not a vegetarian or vegan. I am also not an omnivore for there are things I just won't eat...but I will eat durian.

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6. I wear my watch on my right wrist...after a while I see cousins copying me and wearing their watches on the right too...haha!
7. I still have thick eyebrows that people think I make an effort to fill in with eyebrow pencil because they are rather dark. I don't like using eyebrow pencil. I don't like thin eyebrows on myself.
8. I've been topless on the French Riviera and French Polynesia. No one cared so I sure did not care either. I did not try to be bottomless though.
9. I like to put fresh mint in my iced tea.

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10. I had an argument with a co-worker from the Mid-East and I called him a "camel rider." I am not proud of that but what's done is done. I also corrected the grammar of our boss who was also from the Mid-East. He was not amused. Can you blame me? He had written correspondence which read, "I deeply regret the sudden death of Alibaba here in Washington, D.C. His corpse is on its way. I send you my heartiest condolences." ac_biggrin ac_drinks
You have done many interesting things in your life Azhya..
The president of the Philippines is in Canada now.
Oooo fun.
I'm 5'4, curly brown hair and brown eyes.
I like and own both cats and dogs.
I skipped a grade and graduated high school when I was sixteen, but didn't go to university until ten years later.
I sang and played guitar in a band for years.
I once pierced my nipple on a dare. I also pierced a guys balls on a dare.
My brother once bet me that I couldn't catch a wild jack rabbit that had been seen in the local park. I brought the rabbit home in a box and won the bet.
I've lived in four countries: Canada, England, South Korea and Mexico. I've gotten very good at cooking Korean and Mexican food.
When I was four, I was attacked by a dog and had my lip torn off.
My first job when I moved to Vancouver was a bicycle courier.
I love to drive. The journey is always better than the destination.
Quote from: "ghost"
Oooo fun.
I'm 5'4, curly brown hair and brown eyes.
I like and own both cats and dogs.
I skipped a grade and graduated high school when I was sixteen, but didn't go to university until ten years later.
I sang and played guitar in a band for years.
I once pierced my nipple on a dare. I also pierced a guys balls on a dare.
My brother once bet me that I couldn't catch a wild jack rabbit that had been seen in the local park. I brought the rabbit home in a box and won the bet.
I've lived in four countries: Canada, England, South Korea and Mexico. I've gotten very good at cooking Korean and Mexican food.
When I was four, I was attacked by a dog and had my lip torn off.
My first job when I moved to Vancouver was a bicycle courier.
I love to drive. The journey is always better than the destination.
You caught a hare? How the hell did you do that?
We have huge jackrabbits(they are actually hares not rabbits) all over the Czuk. Several in my yard that I leave carrots for. If I tried to approach them they would be gone before I took a second step.
Quote from: "ghost"
Oooo fun.
I'm 5'4, curly brown hair and brown eyes.
I like and own both cats and dogs.
I skipped a grade and graduated high school when I was sixteen, but didn't go to university until ten years later.
I sang and played guitar in a band for years.
I once pierced my nipple on a dare. I also pierced a guys balls on a dare.
My brother once bet me that I couldn't catch a wild jack rabbit that had been seen in the local park. I brought the rabbit home in a box and won the bet.
I've lived in four countries: Canada, England, South Korea and Mexico. I've gotten very good at cooking Korean and Mexican food.
When I was four, I was attacked by a dog and had my lip torn off.
My first job when I moved to Vancouver was a bicycle courier.
I love to drive. The journey is always better than the destination.
Bike courier is always something I want to do. I am still young and have a bicycle. i watched on TV a while ago a TV show about bike couriers called Concrete Cowboys and it gave me the wish to be a bike courier.
I read a horror book novel about bike couriers fighting vampires in New York and it was called the Light at the End by John Skipp and Craig Spector.
Quote from: "Shen Li"
You caught a hare? How the hell did you do that?
We have huge jackrabbits(they are actually hares not rabbits) all over the Czuk. Several in my yard that I leave carrots for. If I tried to approach them they would be gone before I took a second step.
A little bit of luck and using my brain.
We chased it across the park where it ran into a hockey rink and managed to corner itself. There were a few grown ups there and I convinced a few of the Dad's to help me catch it.
I couldn't have done it without the help.
But I'll never forget the look on my brother's face when I brought it home. He still talks about that rabbit to this day.
Quote from: "Tatterdamelion"
Bike courier is always something I want to do. I am still young and have a bicycle. i watched on TV a while ago a TV show about bike couriers called Concrete Cowboys and it gave me the wish to be a bike courier.
I read a horror book novel about bike couriers fighting vampires in New York and it was called the Light at the End by John Skipp and Craig Spector.
I like John and Craig's books. We all belong to the Horror Writer's Association together. I'm not familiar with that story tho, I'll have to look it up. Also, I always loved their zombie anthologies.
Quote from: "ghost"
Oooo fun.
I'm 5'4, curly brown hair and brown eyes.
I like and own both cats and dogs.
I skipped a grade and graduated high school when I was sixteen, but didn't go to university until ten years later.
I sang and played guitar in a band for years.
I once pierced my nipple on a dare. I also pierced a guys balls on a dare.
My brother once bet me that I couldn't catch a wild jack rabbit that had been seen in the local park. I brought the rabbit home in a box and won the bet.
I've lived in four countries: Canada, England, South Korea and Mexico. I've gotten very good at cooking Korean and Mexican food.
When I was four, I was attacked by a dog and had my lip torn off.
My first job when I moved to Vancouver was a bicycle courier.
I love to drive. The journey is always better than the destination.
A very fascinating life you have lead ghost..
Some interesting and frightening experiences too.
These stories are awesome!
I'll make it 11 things. I have been in fewer auto accidents than my Mommy since we came to Canada. That proves I am a good driver and none of you have anything to fear when you see me on the road texting, drinking a bottle of water and eating a snack. I'm perfectly safe. ac_razz ac_drinks
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I'll make it 11 things. I have been in fewer auto accidents than my Mommy since we came to Canada. That proves I am a good driver and none of you have anything to fear when you see me on the road texting, drinking a bottle of water and eating a snack. I'm perfectly safe. ac_razz ac_drinks
As long as you're not driving with 15 mojiatas in ya then it's all good! ac_drinks
Drunken driving and trashing the Mercedes does not count as an accident..
I'll play.
1. I'm 6'1", between 200 - 210lbs depending on the day.
2. I tore my ACL when I was 19 playing soccer, but it went undiagnosed for 12 years. I used to be extremely athletic, but slowly descended into being almost entirely sedentary as the knee prevented me from doing more and more things. I got it fixed two years ago and I'm shifting back again, but some of the damage is permanent.
3. I started out life with bleach blonde hair, which then slowly turned red. Later, it went almost brown. Now it's going grey.
4. I have two kids and I'm VP of a mid size engineering firm. I love both, but they take up virtually all of my time. I have a plan to retire in 12 years so I can do other things.
5. I've had hypothermia twice, nearly drowned twice, suffered from oxygen deprivation, and been caught in the middle of a gasoline fire (in the snow). I didn't end up in the hospital with any of them.
6. I put a chisel right through my brother's wrist when I was a kid. I thought it was a potato. He ended up in the hospital.
7. My current favourite pass time is listening to my daughter monologue. Last night at dinner, she was explaining how her alter ego, Tureka the Terrorrunner from the Dragon galaxy, flew as an egg to multiple planets in multiple galaxies (they all had names) before getting stuck in a tree on earth, thus making it her home. She didn't understand the irony of an egg capable of intergalactic travel getting stuck in a tree, so she was a little annoyed at me for laughing and interrupting the monologue.
8. I have a midget. I keep him in my garage.
9. I'm very good at schemes and strategy. Both frequently lead to complicated ethical dilemmas, which unfortunately, I spend a great deal of time thinking about.
10. My first jobs were testing batteries and overhauling the engines and pumps at Splashdown Park.
Kids' monologues and songs are great.
Yes. My favourite songs are the melancholy ones where she is lamenting her various woes. The ink dried up in her favourite pen. She ate the last lollipop from her stash. Her friend refused to do exactly what she was instructed to do.
Quote from: "reel"
I'll play.
1. I'm 6'1", between 200 - 210lbs depending on the day.
2. I tore my ACL when I was 19 playing soccer, but it went undiagnosed for 12 years. I used to be extremely athletic, but slowly descended into being almost entirely sedentary as the knee prevented me from doing more and more things. I got it fixed two years ago and I'm shifting back again, but some of the damage is permanent.
3. I started out life with bleach blonde hair, which then slowly turned red. Later, it went almost brown. Now it's going grey.
4. I have two kids and I'm VP of a mid size engineering firm. I love both, but they take up virtually all of my time. I have a plan to retire in 12 years so I can do other things.
5. I've had hypothermia twice, nearly drowned twice, suffered from oxygen deprivation, and been caught in the middle of a gasoline fire (in the snow). I didn't end up in the hospital with any of them.
6. I put a chisel right through my brother's wrist when I was a kid. I thought it was a potato. He ended up in the hospital.
7. My current favourite pass time is listening to my daughter monologue. Last night at dinner, she was explaining how her alter ego, Tureka the Terrorrunner from the Dragon galaxy, flew as an egg to multiple planets in multiple galaxies (they all had names) before getting stuck in a tree on earth, thus making it her home. She didn't understand the irony of an egg capable of intergalactic travel getting stuck in a tree, so she was a little annoyed at me for laughing and interrupting the monologue.
8. I have a midget. I keep him in my garage.
9. I'm very good at schemes and strategy. Both frequently lead to complicated ethical dilemmas, which unfortunately, I spend a great deal of time thinking about.
10. My first jobs were testing batteries and overhauling the engines and pumps at Splashdown Park.
Hello reel, it's nice to see you here again especially with your busy schedule.
Can you tell us more about the midget you keep in the garage?
ac_wot
Haha. It's a 1972 MG midget. Hasn't run in years. It's a project I plan to get to one day.
Quote from: "reel"
Haha. It's a 1972 MG midget. Hasn't run in years. It's a project I plan to get to one day.
lol, you mean a car reel.
ac_toofunny
Yup.
Some years ago, I was conversing with a friend and without thinking about it, in the course of the conversation, I said, 'I bought some rubber for my midget.'
He looked a little surprised and said 'What kind of rubber? And where do you keep the midget.'
I responded 'In the garage. Waterproofing rubber.'
He started to get a full WTF look on his face and I realized what had just happened. It''s been a bit of a running joke ever since.
Quote from: "reel"
Yup.
Some years ago, I was conversing with a friend and without thinking about it, in the course of the conversation, I said, 'I bought some rubber for my midget.'
He looked a little surprised and said 'What kind of rubber? And where do you keep the midget.'
I responded 'In the garage. Waterproofing rubber.'
He started to get a full WTF look on his face and I realized what had just happened. It''s been a bit of a running joke ever since.
Oh my reel..
I could see how that would cause some mouths to open in shock.
1: I am 5' 10".
2: I am a dog lover.
3: My hair is brown, and my eyes are green.
4: Of all my grandparents, I was closest with my mother's mother; I never met my mother's father; I only met my father's parents once.
5: I lost my first dog, Heidi, to rat poison just before Halloween 2002.
6: My all-time favorite numbers are 13, 616, and 666.
7: My second dog, Emily, was returned to her previous owner just after Christmas 2001 because he claimed that she had been stolen from him in 1999... a few years later we found out he had to give her up in 1999 because he was about to go to jail.
8: My third dog, Kelly, used to howl at ambulances, fire trucks, and police cars.
9: I have had dental work done a number of times -- a tooth removed from the roof of my mouth in 1995; wisdom teeth removal in 2004; a filling in 2007.
10: The dog my parents have now, Cally, is like a sister to me, even though I never lived with her.
01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
The bastard copy / pasted my official bio ac_beating
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01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Holy shiiit! You've lived an incredible life!
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01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Holy shiiit! You've lived an incredible life!
He/she spent a lot of time in the Eastern US, that's all. I have taken the stairs in a lot of tall buildings in three continents too, but never felt the need to crow about it.
However, it does make for a colourful post.
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01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Oh ya, Well did you ever own a flo bee?
didnt think so!! ac_sothere
Lol
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01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
11 - You talked a lot of shit on a web forum.
There are no public stairs to the top of the Eiffel Tower. The stairs only go to the second level, and is a fairly easy climb for people of average fitness.
Awww, man. You got me. I will concede. A half truth. The second level of the Eiffel tower was the highest accessible point to the general public at the time of my visit; all above the second level was closed for repairs. Technically, I used the stairs as far up as permitted at the time. The top was off-limits.
Everything else in my bio is whole truth.
Why does the RW laugh at my bio?
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01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
11 - You talked a lot of shit on a web forum.
There are no public stairs to the top of the Eiffel Tower. The stairs only go to the second level, and is a fairly easy climb for people of average fitness.
Haha, UR busted Gramps. ac_toofunny ac_lmfao
The second level was the highest one could access and therefore considered the TOP at that time. Semantics.
Who is Gramps? There is no such member on the registered member list.
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The second level was the highest one could access and therefore considered the TOP at that time. Semantics.
Who is Gramps? There is no such member on the registered member list.
Whatever you say brother of a crossdresser. ac_toofunny
Do you think there are 2 siblings?
I don't
I see a cross dresser "internet persona" & a supporting cast "internet persona"
OK, OK .. make that several supporting cast "internet personas"
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Do you think there are 2 siblings?
I don't
I see a cross dresser "internet persona" & a supporting cast "internet persona"
OK, OK .. make that several supporting cast "internet personas"
OK is Blurt's brother. You know the one that prostitutes himself for girly cars. Blurt doesn't post here since we separated from MMB.
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Do you think there are 2 siblings?
I don't
I see a cross dresser "internet persona" & a supporting cast "internet persona"
OK, OK .. make that several supporting cast "internet personas"
OK is Blurt's brother. You know the one that prostitutes himself for girly cars. Blurt doesn't post here since we separated from MMB.
Give the guy a break. He's not a Gary Joak asshole or or an EU idiot type.
Blurt and his brother are two separate people.
I'm sorry Opie but you read like another poster.
If you can be sure of IP's match purported locations from your end, I'll have to take your word ..... as to Blurp's word alone, it isn't worth the font it's typed with
Even then, IP's can be played with ...... Sorry, I but do not trust her, him, it, whatever a mm
I've talked to him on Skype. He's a kind soul.
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Awww, man. You got me. I will concede. A half truth. The second level of the Eiffel tower was the highest accessible point to the general public at the time of my visit; all above the second level was closed for repairs. Technically, I used the stairs as far up as permitted at the time. The top was off-limits.
Everything else in my bio is whole truth.
Why does the RW laugh at my bio?
Sorry, sunshine...one lie is enough to destroy credibility.
Do your research next time.
The "traveler", if they are indeed separate people, that would not surprise me a lot .. although an interest in bus catastrophes does make one wonder.
As to Blurp, it is a good con until its unwarranted ego gets in the way and it mutates into the nastiest critter I have encountered on the net ... bar none. I have no way to know for sure if it is what it purports to be as it plays vastly different games ALL the time depending on who it is speaking to ..... m or f, it is an elaborate internet "persona" .... that's all we can know for sure
ac_wot
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The "traveler", if they are indeed separate people, that would not surprise me a lot .. although an interest in bus catastrophes does make one wonder.
As to Blurp, it is a good con until its unwarranted ego gets in the way and it mutates into the nastiest critter I have encountered on the net ... bar none. I have no way to know for sure if it is a he or she as it plays games all the time ..... it is an internet "persona" .... that's all I know for sure
Blurt is definitely a he. I've spoken to him to know that. I havent seen the side of him you have cc and I'm thankful for that.
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Do you think there are 2 siblings?
I don't
I see a cross dresser "internet persona" & a supporting cast "internet persona"
OK, OK .. make that several supporting cast "internet personas"
I only have capacity for just me, Azhya Aryola. I cannot fathom creating another persona. I used to be Asia Areola and then my citizenship application to Zscheschyanka was approved so I became a Zscheschyankan so I changed my name to Azhya Aryola. That is the origin of the change. Tyeuotiequerac. That's how we say hello. ac_biggrin
I've spoken to him. He's a he. I suspect he's also a closet gay.
But he's a very confused and maladjusted young man indeed.
He knows what he is and that's all that matters.
Assuming he is what his internet "persona" says he is
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He knows what he is and that's all that matters.
Bullshit.
I think he knows better than you. No offence.
Bullshit.
Right I forgot - you know everything. ac_rollseyes
1. From China
2. Works in the bank
3. One daughter
4. One grandson
5. Plays badminton and golf
6. Lives at Edmonton
7. Likes cooking and to garden.
8. Likes Bachelor and Bachelorette tv shows
9. Plays piano
10. I would like to make a boyfriend
I play badminton too :)
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I play badminton too :)
I want to play you and win RW ha ha.
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10. I would like to make a boyfriend
ac_hithere
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10. I would like to make a boyfriend
ac_hithere
Hello SPECTRE ac_hithere
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10. I would like to make a boyfriend
ac_hithere
acc_angry
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I play badminton too :)
I want to play you and win RW ha ha.
You'd definitely win right now. I can barely walk :/
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Quote from: "priscilla1961"
10. I would like to make a boyfriend
ac_hithere
acc_angry
We make the joke RW ha ha.
I know :)
Hello, Shen Li's Mom. I'm Azhya. ac_hithere
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Hello, Shen Li's Mom. I'm Azhya. ac_hithere
Hello Azhya. ac_hithere My daughter told to me you the Philipines person.
I was born there until I reached the age of 17 and then I flew to a country where there's lots of Americans!
Mexico?
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Quote from: "Shen Li"
OK is Blurt's brother. You know the one that prostitutes himself for girly cars. Blurt doesn't post here since we separated from MMB.
Give the guy a break. He's not a Gary Joak asshole or or an EU idiot type.
Thanks for the good word pal. But I discovered long ago the world is majorly populated with Shen-Lis, that is people whose beliefs are seeded by external forces they can never aspire to understand, for their formative years are well behind them, resulting in puppet-like existences. Their actions, thoughts and convictions are the product of other people's influences, whether cultural or societal, and these types are unable, by themselves, to formulate a single original thought if their lives depended on it. Shen-Li is a shining example of the true meaning of the word 'prostitute' and her narrow-minded perspective obscures the fact she is exchanging the best of what she is for an ephemeral ideal. If anything, in my universe, the Shen-Lis of the world make for an excellent breakfast and I almost, I said almost, feel pity before I plunge my fork into her.
Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
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OK is Blurt's brother. You know the one that prostitutes himself for girly cars. Blurt doesn't post here since we separated from MMB.
Give the guy a break. He's not a Gary Joak asshole or or an EU idiot type.
Thanks for the good word pal. But I discovered long ago the world is majorly populated with Shen-Lis, that is people whose beliefs are seeded by external forces they can never aspire to understand, for their formative years are well behind them, resulting in puppet-like existences. Their actions, thoughts and convictions are the product of other people's influences, whether cultural or societal, and these types are unable, by themselves, to formulate a single original thought if their lives depended on it. Shen-Li is a shining example of the true meaning of the word 'prostitute' and her narrow-minded perspective obscures the fact she is exchanging the best of what she is for an ephemeral ideal. If anything, in my universe, the Shen-Lis of the world make for an excellent breakfast and I almost, I said almost, feel pity for her.
Don't expect too many good words, shitwick.
Shen Li is much loved here, and fuckmuppets like you with big mouths and small balls should constrain their asinine opinions until they've been accepted into the family, so to speak. But, your vituperation clearly establishes that you are yet another Van alter looking to start some shit.
I'd rather live in a world populated by a principled and open woman like Shen, than duplicitous, trash talking stalkers like you.
As I've already exposed, your universe is a concoction of fantasy and deceit. You and I are going to get really closely acquainted. And not in a good way.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Don't expect too many good words, shitwick.
Shen Li is much loved here, and fuckmuppets like you with big mouths and small balls should constrain their asinine opinions until they've been accepted into the family, so to speak. But, your vituperation clearly establishes that you are yet another Van alter looking to start some shit.
I'd rather live in a world populated by a principled and open woman like Shen, than duplicitous, trash talking stalkers like you.
As I've already exposed, your universe is a concoction of fantasy and deceit. You and I are going to get really closely acquainted. And not in a good way.
Quick on the trigger spec... as all flatfoots should be.
You may question the truthfulness of one of my posts but guard yourself from doubting my credibility for you are the one who has spent decades at the employ of an institution and, in the final stretch, realized everything you believed to be worthy was nothing but dupery and masquerade... this does not speak of astuteness.
Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
OK is Blurt's brother. You know the one that prostitutes himself for girly cars. Blurt doesn't post here since we separated from MMB.
Give the guy a break. He's not a Gary Joak asshole or or an EU idiot type.
Thanks for the good word pal. But I discovered long ago the world is majorly populated with Shen-Lis, that is people whose beliefs are seeded by external forces they can never aspire to understand, for their formative years are well behind them, resulting in puppet-like existences. Their actions, thoughts and convictions are the product of other people's influences, whether cultural or societal, and these types are unable, by themselves, to formulate a single original thought if their lives depended on it. Shen-Li is a shining example of the true meaning of the word 'prostitute' and her narrow-minded perspective obscures the fact she is exchanging the best of what she is for an ephemeral ideal. If anything, in my universe, the Shen-Lis of the world make for an excellent breakfast and I almost, I said almost, feel pity before I plunge my fork into her.
I decided a real career and contributing to society were superior to being a lazy, unskilled bum that lives exclusively to satisfy their own appetites. I would never whore myself for girly cars like you shamelessly do. I possess something you have no concept of....SELF RESPECT!!
I'm confused. Who is Opie Kindred?
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I decided a real career and contributing to society were superior to being a lazy, unskilled bum that lives exclusively to satisfy their own appetites. I would never whore myself for girly cars like you shamelessly do. I possess something you have no concept of....SELF RESPECT!!
Congrats! Your contribution to society, as ill and sick as it stands today, simply means poverty, pollution, citizen abuse and every other form of civil injustices will prosper.
My contributions to society are much more meaningful and important than you may imagine.
As I said, you are bereft of imagination and insight and you cannot possibly contribute anything of significance to other members of society with your limited outlook on existence.
Shall I define prostitution for you?
Prostitution refers to the exchange of services to a second party, usually sexual in nature, for a pre-determined amount of money so that one may fulfill financial obligations such as paying monthly bills, feeding the children or obtaining the next fix.
As such, prostitution may expand to a broader but simpler definition: the exchange of time in providing (any) services for the purpose of obtaining a paycheck so that one may fulfill financial obligations such as paying the rent or mortgage, feeding the family or pets or setting money aside for a once-a-year vacation in an exotic location (any vacation away from home is a dead give-away in pin-pointing those folk who feel the necessity to escape their dreary daily condition) or some other unnecessary luxury.
In this case, I can positively affirm that most citizens in this wonderful country are prostitutes in its simplest and most accepted form - what I call Life-prostitutes. On Monday mornings, most people surrender their freedom and natural inclinations in order to prostitute themselves to an employer who will gladly extort them of their precious life-hours in exchange for a sum of money that is way below the true value of their human life-hours.
Everyone agrees life is relatively short, and precious in that respect, yet many give away their best and most productive life-hours in the service of accomplishing tasks for others rather than dedicating 'that' time in the pursuit of activities aimed at their own pleasures and happiness. Life-prostitutes are readily identifiable; they will cheer 'Hump-Day' and celebrate 'TGIF' as a sign that their prostitution time is close to an end or has temporarily ended and will be reverting to their natural state for a brief two-day period. Bring-out the Mojitos!!!
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I'm confused. Who is Opie Kindred?
Somehow I doubt you will get the chance to find out.
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OK is Blurt's brother. You know the one that prostitutes himself for girly cars. Blurt doesn't post here since we separated from MMB.
Give the guy a break. He's not a Gary Joak asshole or or an EU idiot type.
Thanks for the good word pal. But I discovered long ago the world is majorly populated with Shen-Lis, that is people whose beliefs are seeded by external forces they can never aspire to understand, for their formative years are well behind them, resulting in puppet-like existences. Their actions, thoughts and convictions are the product of other people's influences, whether cultural or societal, and these types are unable, by themselves, to formulate a single original thought if their lives depended on it. Shen-Li is a shining example of the true meaning of the word 'prostitute' and her narrow-minded perspective obscures the fact she is exchanging the best of what she is for an ephemeral ideal. If anything, in my universe, the Shen-Lis of the world make for an excellent breakfast and I almost, I said almost, feel pity before I plunge my fork into her.
Where did you get such silly, inaccurate assumptions Opie Kindred?
Shen Li while spirited is an intelligent, passionate, diligent, caring, philanthropic diverse lady..
It's too bad you have let your imagination get the better of you.
He/She/It is very familiar with the gang here.
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I'm confused. Who is Opie Kindred?
GranpaP
You say that all the time haha
On a different note, I am not here to stir shit, trash-talk and certainly not to take pot-shots at various members. If certain members stand in my line of sight while I sling arrows, why should I be accused of stalking?
I've not pretended 'not-to-be' from the other place and will not hide behind an alt in hopes of seeding confusion. I am Opie Kindred and that is all you folks need to know.
So then what's your other handle if you aren't hiding behind an alt?
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Congrats! Your contribution to society, as ill and sick as it stands today, simply means poverty, pollution, citizen abuse and every other form of civil injustices will prosper.
You know it's stooges like you that stand in the way of countries like Canada that do it right. You see you fools need to realize that when you rail against the good guys like Canada, you are really shilling for the bad guys that don't. Hardly anything to be proud of it is it?
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My contributions to society are much more meaningful and important than you may imagine.
As I said, you are bereft of imagination and insight and you cannot possibly contribute anything of significance to other members of society with your limited outlook on existence.
Bullshitting on a forum and getting caught is not a contribution to anything.
The rest of it is some senile old fool trying to rationalize why he has done sweet fuck all with his life.
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On a different note, I am not here to stir shit, trash-talk and certainly not to take pot-shots at various members. If certain members stand in my line of sight while I sling arrows, why should I be accused of stalking?
I've not pretended 'not-to-be' from the other place and will not hide behind an alt in hopes of seeding confusion. I am Opie Kindred and that is all you folks need to know.
Sure sure Tatterdamelion ac_rollseyes
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Where did you get such silly, inaccurate assumptions Opie Kindred?
Shen Li while spirited is an intelligent, passionate, diligent, caring, philanthropic diverse lady..
It's too bad you have let your imagination get the better of you.
Now, where did YOU get all this information? You must know more about Shen-Li than she exposes on the forums. I've only made objective observations based on the contents of her posts. You see positive qualities while I mostly see negative qualities.
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So then what's your other handle if you aren't hiding behind an alt?
^^^ well?
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[quote
Congrats! Your contribution to society, as ill and sick as it stands today, simply means poverty, pollution, citizen abuse and every other form of civil injustices will prosper.
You know it's stooges like you that stand in the way of countries like Canada that do it right. You see you fools need to realize that when you rail against the good guys like Canada, you are really shilling for the bad guys that don't. Hardly anything to be proud of it is it?
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My contributions to society are much more meaningful and important than you may imagine.
As I said, you are bereft of imagination and insight and you cannot possibly contribute anything of significance to other members of society with your limited outlook on existence.
Bullshitting on a forum and getting caught is not a contribution to anything.
The rest of it is some senile old fool trying to rationalize why he has done sweet fuck all with his life.
Please refrain from exposing your ignorance in public. It is frighteningly impolite.
Nationalism and patriotism are merely shields for the brutally witless and benighted imbeciles.
Do you actually believe your own words? Astounding!
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On a different note, I am not here to stir shit, trash-talk and certainly not to take pot-shots at various members. If certain members stand in my line of sight while I sling arrows, why should I be accused of stalking?
I've not pretended 'not-to-be' from the other place and will not hide behind an alt in hopes of seeding confusion. I am Opie Kindred and that is all you folks need to know.
Great, as if we weren't already full up with self-righteous, self-important assholes around here. ac_rollseyes
I welcome new posters. The irony is not lost on me though.
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Where did you get such silly, inaccurate assumptions Opie Kindred?
Shen Li while spirited is an intelligent, passionate, diligent, caring, philanthropic diverse lady..
It's too bad you have let your imagination get the better of you.
Now, where did YOU get all this information? You must know more about Shen-Li than she exposes on the forums. I've only made objective observations based on the contents of her posts. You see positive qualities while I mostly see negative qualities.
I have known Shen Li for a long time..
But even those people who haven't on this board like her..
I feel nobody on here with the exception of Green_Hornet shares your opinion of Shen Li.
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Don't expect too many good words, shitwick.
Shen Li is much loved here, and fuckmuppets like you with big mouths and small balls should constrain their asinine opinions until they've been accepted into the family, so to speak. But, your vituperation clearly establishes that you are yet another Van alter looking to start some shit.
I'd rather live in a world populated by a principled and open woman like Shen, than duplicitous, trash talking stalkers like you.
As I've already exposed, your universe is a concoction of fantasy and deceit. You and I are going to get really closely acquainted. And not in a good way.
Quick on the trigger spec... as all flatfoots should be.
You may question the truthfulness of one of my posts but guard yourself from doubting my credibility for you are the one who has spent decades at the employ of an institution and, in the final stretch, realized everything you believed to be worthy was nothing but dupery and masquerade... this does not speak of astuteness.
Don't you forget it sparky. Not only quick, but Very Fucking Accurate.
I exposed your lies. Its what I do. Now, you wanna dance, or party?
Up to you.
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So then what's your other handle if you aren't hiding behind an alt?
^^^ well?
I fail to understand your question.
I am Opie Kindred. That is all.
Why is it important, nay, crucial, my other handles, if any, be exposed prior to topic debate? Is a prior handle reason to dismiss a perfectly formulated and logical opinion? Since when is blasting the source of the comment any excuse to dispute the validity of the comment?
Okay. I'll figure you out eventually. I'm good like that.
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I welcome new posters. The irony is not lost on me though.
Welcome away. The net is just chocked full of little tin gods and sellers of bullshit. I suppose this forum should expect to garner it's share. ac_natch
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I welcome new posters. The irony is not lost on me though.
Welcome away. The net is just chocked full of little tin gods and sellers of bullshit. I suppose this forum should expect to garner it's share. ac_natch
Bullshit is clearly granmap's specialty.
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Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
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Don't expect too many good words, shitwick.
Shen Li is much loved here, and fuckmuppets like you with big mouths and small balls should constrain their asinine opinions until they've been accepted into the family, so to speak. But, your vituperation clearly establishes that you are yet another Van alter looking to start some shit.
I'd rather live in a world populated by a principled and open woman like Shen, than duplicitous, trash talking stalkers like you.
As I've already exposed, your universe is a concoction of fantasy and deceit. You and I are going to get really closely acquainted. And not in a good way.
Quick on the trigger spec... as all flatfoots should be.
You may question the truthfulness of one of my posts but guard yourself from doubting my credibility for you are the one who has spent decades at the employ of an institution and, in the final stretch, realized everything you believed to be worthy was nothing but dupery and masquerade... this does not speak of astuteness.
Don't you forget it sparky. Not only quick, but Very Fucking Accurate.
I exposed your lies. Its what I do. Now, you wanna dance, or party?
Up to you.
You exposed a misstatement. Not lies.
As far as dancing or partying goes, I am inclined to do so if it benefits both of us. I certainly could use some entertainment and watching you thrash around like a tadpole in receding waters sounds appealing to me at this time; I guess that would be my benefit... and yours would be the temporary relief of your suicidal thoughts and the appeasement of some of your clinical depression symptoms.
Waltz or Tango?
Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Don't expect too many good words, shitwick.
Shen Li is much loved here, and fuckmuppets like you with big mouths and small balls should constrain their asinine opinions until they've been accepted into the family, so to speak. But, your vituperation clearly establishes that you are yet another Van alter looking to start some shit.
I'd rather live in a world populated by a principled and open woman like Shen, than duplicitous, trash talking stalkers like you.
As I've already exposed, your universe is a concoction of fantasy and deceit. You and I are going to get really closely acquainted. And not in a good way.
Quick on the trigger spec... as all flatfoots should be.
You may question the truthfulness of one of my posts but guard yourself from doubting my credibility for you are the one who has spent decades at the employ of an institution and, in the final stretch, realized everything you believed to be worthy was nothing but dupery and masquerade... this does not speak of astuteness.
Don't you forget it sparky. Not only quick, but Very Fucking Accurate.
I exposed your lies. Its what I do. Now, you wanna dance, or party?
Up to you.
You exposed a misstatement. Not lies.
As far as dancing or partying goes, I am inclined to do so if it benefits both of us. I certainly could use some entertainment and watching you thrash around like a tadpole in receding waters sounds appealing to me at this time; I guess that would be my benefit... and yours would be the temporary relief of your suicidal thoughts and the appeasement of some of your clinical depression symptoms.
Waltz or Tango?
ac_rollseyes
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I welcome new posters. The irony is not lost on me though.
Welcome away. The net is just chocked full of little tin gods and sellers of bullshit. I suppose this forum should expect to garner it's share. ac_natch
Bullshit is clearly granmap's specialty.
Whatever, I'm just so done with it. Shit that is unnecessary is very difficult to give a damn about.
Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Opie Kindred"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Don't expect too many good words, shitwick.
Shen Li is much loved here, and fuckmuppets like you with big mouths and small balls should constrain their asinine opinions until they've been accepted into the family, so to speak. But, your vituperation clearly establishes that you are yet another Van alter looking to start some shit.
I'd rather live in a world populated by a principled and open woman like Shen, than duplicitous, trash talking stalkers like you.
As I've already exposed, your universe is a concoction of fantasy and deceit. You and I are going to get really closely acquainted. And not in a good way.
Quick on the trigger spec... as all flatfoots should be.
You may question the truthfulness of one of my posts but guard yourself from doubting my credibility for you are the one who has spent decades at the employ of an institution and, in the final stretch, realized everything you believed to be worthy was nothing but dupery and masquerade... this does not speak of astuteness.
Don't you forget it sparky. Not only quick, but Very Fucking Accurate.
I exposed your lies. Its what I do. Now, you wanna dance, or party?
Up to you.
You exposed a misstatement. Not lies.
As far as dancing or partying goes, I am inclined to do so if it benefits both of us. I certainly could use some entertainment and watching you thrash around like a tadpole in receding waters sounds appealing to me at this time; I guess that would be my benefit... and yours would be the temporary relief of your suicidal thoughts and the appeasement of some of your clinical depression symptoms.
Waltz or Tango?
Don't feed me your shit, slapnuts. There is a world of difference between the 2nd level and top platform of the Eiffel Tower...one does not make a mis-statement about such a rather blatant discrepancy.
There will be no benefit for you, chump. None whatsoever.
I'll lead, you follow, and I will be all over your twinkling toes. Fear not about my depression; I shall assuage my sociopathic and violent tendencies by shoving your face into your own excrement.
Enjoy.
ANYWAY!!!
Getting back to the Topic, Dinky why dont you fill me on on a little bit about yourself? ac_drinks
I missed this earlier.
What would you like to know?
I'm currently off work for a whole 48 hours. Yeehaw!
Listening to Pulp's album "This Is Hardcore" and sipping my gin and tonic. Hubby has kid duty until tomorrow afternoon. I tried reading Google News for a few minutes but it was full of overpaid wankers talking bullshit.
Was that enough to sate your interest in me?
TMI.
:MG_216:
ac_biggrin
It's so cute when backup is sensed.
The sign says TEN things.
I know that challenges the mathematical expertise of health industry minions...but simply add one thing for every finger on each hand.
Remember to behave yourself, Spectrepoo. :wink:
That is him behaving himself haha
ac_biggrin
Apparently, Dunny Di has not done enough research...
But then that is nothing new.
Please behave yourself much better on the non flaming overall board.
Thank you, Spectre.
Please stick to the subject at hand, moron.
Now now children. Name calling doesn't fit under 10 things we didn't know about you.
Off to the flame war sub with you, grumpy bottom. :001_tongue:
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Now now children. Name calling doesn't fit under 10 things we didn't know about you.
You just called us children! Name caller! ac_razz
I meant it with complete endearment :D
I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.
She's not a nurse. You can call her Doctor Dinky.
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I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.
If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things. :wink:
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She's not a nurse. You can call her Doctor Dinky.
:laugh: Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).
"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am." :laugh3:
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If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things. :wink:
Oh dear. My apologies. I seem to have conveyed the sentiment that I actually give a fuck if you do or not. Sorry.
Whatever 10 things we may not know, we do know you're a loudmouthed nurse from Victoria, and thats about as low as you can get.
I tried, RW. I'll keep trying. :43(2):
You're doing great DD :)
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01- I sang a ballad on stage in a club in Atlantic City.
02- I was attacked by three African Americans while walking the streets of New-York and was able to fend them off.
03- I caught a barracuda with my bare hands off the coast of Fort Lauderdale.
04- I joined a chess club while in college and defeated every member within sixty days.
05- I achieved a hole-in-one on a par-three while playing La Gorce in Miami. Certificate and lapel pin awarded.
06- I've been bitten on the calf by a Canadian rattlesnake. Nobody around to suck-out the venom so I took the snakebite remedy.
07- I drowned while swimming the waters of Hammonasset Beach, Connecticut but was revived. No white lights were seen.
08- I was arrested for a crime I did not commit. A case of mistaken identity. I was released with a copy of my mug-shot as a souvenir.
09- I survived a 120 km./hr. head-on car wreck. I had a hard time finding my shoes after the hit.
10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Your name should be Burger King-home of the whopper. :laugh:
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I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.
If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things. :wink:
Quote from: "RW"
She's not a nurse. You can call her Doctor Dinky.
:laugh: Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).
"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am." :laugh3:
Are you a physician Dinky Diana?
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Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
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I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.
If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things. :wink:
Quote from: "RW"
She's not a nurse. You can call her Doctor Dinky.
:laugh: Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).
"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am." :laugh3:
Are you a physician Dinky Diana?
Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.
If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things. :wink:
Quote from: "RW"
She's not a nurse. You can call her Doctor Dinky.
:laugh: Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).
"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am." :laugh3:
Are you a physician Dinky Diana?
Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
But you have the title though.
ac_smile
Doctor Dinky?
I don't think so.
Nurse Nutcase has a better ring to it.
Release your bum cheeks and pull your pants up. I'm not that kind of physician.
You aren't ANY kind of physician...even the Victorian Medical Board has standards.
I'm happy to leave you to that set of assumptions.
I'm happy to retain them.
The thought that someone with the mentality of a nematode could in any way be responsible for the health and welfare of others is, really, quite terrifying.
Still, the occasional rogue gets through.
10 more things you might not know about me:
1. I'm a closet math and science nerd to the point that I used to tutor on both fronts.
2. I post on the board from the shower. Thank you Ziploc.
3. Back in my high school days, every winter after getting our first decent dump of snow, I would sculpt a large penis on a random road.
4. I ran away from home with my bestie when I was 16. We slept under a bridge for one night, got scared and went back home.
5. I am the only one of my siblings who has never been arrested.
6. Animals love me. I'm like Snow-fuckin-White!
7. A teacher wrote on my Kindergarten report card that I "lack patience with those who do not grasp concept as quickly as do."
8. I was approached by a pimp in a mall when I was 16 and asked to consider prostitution. He had a dragon tattoo on his head and the nicest penmanship I have ever seen. I declined.
9. I have baby soft hair.
10. I make great sandwiches.
Thank you RW for getting this thread back on topic!!!!
Another 10 things!!
1. I am an exceptional chess player and was beaten by a girl today.
2. I eat Perogies with maple syrup.
3. Sometime in the near future my life will change drastically.
4. I have never voted in any election-and don't plan to
5. I have studied 3 years to be a Forestry Land/Wild life Conservationist.
6. I collect Original authentic Zippo Lighters from all over the world.
7. I am terrified of spiders!!
8. My best friend and i found a dead body in the North Saskatchewan River in a submerged car.
9. When i talk to people on Skype i use a voice changer to make my voice sound deeper.
10. I don't like people touching my hair.
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Another 10 things!!
1. I am an exceptional chess player and was beating by a girl today.
2. I eat Porgies with maple syrup.
3. Sometime in the near future my life will change drastically.
4. I have never voted in any election-and don't plan to
5. I have studied 3 years to be a Forestry Land/Wild life Conservationist.
6. I collect Original authentic Zippo Lighters from all over the world.
7. I am terrified of spiders!!
8. My best friend and i found a dead body in the North Saskatchewan River in a submerged car.
9. When i talk to people on Skype i use a voice changer to make my voice sound deeper.
10. I don't like people touching my hair.
What the fuck are porgies?
Holy fuck i cant make a spelling mistake.
[size=200]Perogies[/size]
Quote from: "Keeper"
Holy fuck i cant make a spelling mistake.
[size=200]Perogies[/size]
You are allowed. I'm not big on perogies personally. My ex was Ukrainian. His baba was proud of her perogies.
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Another 10 things!!
9. When i talk to people on Skype i use a voice changer to make my voice sound deeper.
:laugh3:
Quote from: "Keeper"
Holy fuck i cant make a spelling mistake.
[size=200]Perogies[/size]
She probably didn't know it was a typo - calm down!
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10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Are the stairs free to climb - no charge?
No. Same price whether you walk or ride.
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10- I refused to talk the elevator and took the staircase to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Are the stairs free to climb - no charge?
I don't usually talk to elevators, I'm more of a staircase kinda gal..... :laugh3:
You may reconsider on the Eiffel...its a loooooong way to the top...
1. I was stung by a sea urchin in the waters of Tahiti.
2. Polynesians in Tahiti spoke to me in their native tongue thinking I'm one of them.
3. I almost had a tattoo done around my ankle in Tahiti. I'm so grateful I did not pursue it.
4. I used to send Christmas cards to a tour guide in New Zealand until he and his wife stopped reciprocating. I hope they are well.
5. I used to send Christmas cards to a lady in Ottawa who gave me a ride back to my hotel after I attended service at her church near Parliament Hill. It was a cold day in November and I had joined their little coffee hour after the service and introduced myself as a visitor from Washington, D.C. She too stopped sending me Christmas cards as well. I hope she's still around and well too.
6. Pat, in Kingston, Jamaica, also stopped sending me Christmas cards. I hope she's well too. She was my counterpart at the Ministry of Finance in Kingston. She took me around Kingston and prepared the little office for me while I was there briefly.
7. Once, my flight from Frankfurt to Münster failed to show up so the airline put me and 3 men in dark suits in a limousine and the driver drove us to the Münster Airport. That was the most awkward time I've ever spent in a car with strangers.
7. At the Weihnachtsmarkt (Christmas Market) in Gütersloh, Germany, I had the best bratwurst that I've ever had.
8. Versailles has the most exquisite interior I've ever seen among the famous landmarks of our world. I like all the bedrooms, parlors, dining room, the gardens, and the hall of mirrors.
9. My favorite museums are the Metropolitan Museum of New York and DC's Smithsonian museums.
10. No man-made building can impress me more than the American Southwest and the Canadian Rockies combined.
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You may reconsider on the Eiffel...its a loooooong way to the top...
If no one else is there, it might be nice.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
No. Same price whether you walk or ride.
^ok, that removes my interest.
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You may reconsider on the Eiffel...its a loooooong way to the top...
Other than that....elevator sounds better lol
1. I wrote my name on the top of a mountain :) (in a guest book).
2. I like to learn languages.
3. I majored in biology so that no one can fool me (I wanted to understand science well). I also took a ton of philosophy courses.
4. I like low-tech things like brooms, walking and bicycles (recently got a bike and really like commuting by bike).
5. My dog wants to go for a walk.
6. I like the journey part of travelling.
7. I thought I would be a chef when I was a kid ... but I'm not.
8. Someone in my family had a private pilot's license - I hope to do that one day.
9. I'm going to Newfoundland sometime soon ... I'll post pictures (I don't take a lot of pictures, but there will be a few).
10. I'm good at looking after animals.
11. I've been to the Eiffel Tower in 2011 - but it was by mistake. I missed a flight and took an unplanned flight to Paris - where I was stuck for a day without any money. I saw the Eiffel Tower - so beautiful!!!! I'm very happy I saw that.
1. I have 5 middle names because my parents couldn't decide on just one.
2. The smell of milk makes my stomach churn.
3. I've eaten tarantula, grasshoppers, ants, scorpions, and other assorted bugs.
4. I'm curled up in bed with a hot water bottle at the time of this list making.
5. If there was a spaceship ready for a one way trip away from Earth, I would be on it.
6. I got a stupid tattoo on my ankle of the tv character Alf holding a kitten when I was 18 and backpacking through Thailand, then got it removed months later.
7. My dream job would be as a lighthouse keeper on some remote coastline.
8. I often crave shellfish and carrot cake but never at the same time.
9. Verses of Pablo Neruda are the ultimate panty removers.
10. I don't like typing without a physical keyboard. Touch screens annoy me.
You got an Alf tattoo and had it removed?! Are you insane?!
ac_biggrin
It looked more like a Golden Retriever with a hand puppet. :)
ROFL!
I have to Google bad Alf tattoos now.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
1. I have 5 middle names because my parents couldn't decide on just one.
2. The smell of milk makes my stomach churn.
3. I've eaten tarantula, grasshoppers, ants, scorpions, and other assorted bugs.
4. I'm curled up in bed with a hot water bottle at the time of this list making.
5. If there was a spaceship ready for a one way trip away from Earth, I would be on it.
6. I got a stupid tattoo on my ankle of the tv character Alf holding a kitten when I was 18 and backpacking through Thailand, then got it removed months later.
7. My dream job would be as a lighthouse keeper on some remote coastline.
8. I often crave shellfish and carrot cake but never at the same time.
9. Verses of Pablo Neruda are the ultimate panty removers.
10. I don't like typing without a physical keyboard. Touch screens annoy me.
I have 5 middle names because my parents couldn't decide on just one.
John David Patrick Gregory Paul? ac_toofunny
:sneaky2:
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
1. I have 5 middle names because my parents couldn't decide on just one.
2. The smell of milk makes my stomach churn.
3. I've eaten tarantula, grasshoppers, ants, scorpions, and other assorted bugs.
4. I'm curled up in bed with a hot water bottle at the time of this list making.
5. If there was a spaceship ready for a one way trip away from Earth, I would be on it.
6. I got a stupid tattoo on my ankle of the tv character Alf holding a kitten when I was 18 and backpacking through Thailand, then got it removed months later.
7. My dream job would be as a lighthouse keeper on some remote coastline.
8. I often crave shellfish and carrot cake but never at the same time.
9. Verses of Pablo Neruda are the ultimate panty removers.
10. I don't like typing without a physical keyboard. Touch screens annoy me.
I have 5 middle names because my parents couldn't decide on just one.
John David Patrick Gregory Paul? ac_toofunny
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How did you know? ac_biggrin
I would have guessed Barbara, Ivy, Tania, Charlotte and Harriet myself.