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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on May 07, 2015, 11:43:32 PM

Title: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 07, 2015, 11:43:32 PM
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 08, 2015, 05:21:47 AM
Quote from: "RW"

I wish all the mother's on here a happy Sunday with their families.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 04:46:14 AM
Happy Mother's Day to everyone!  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 09, 2015, 01:25:23 PM
Does anyone have any plans for tomorrow..



We are taking supper to my mother in law's house today and tomorrow we are going out to a restaurant after morning fellowship along with my parents.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 09, 2015, 01:59:07 PM
I have no plans :)
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 09, 2015, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: "RW"I have no plans :)

My you will be pleasantly surprised tomorrow RW.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Tatterdamelion on May 09, 2015, 02:28:56 PM
Mothers day is the same every year for me.  ac_crying
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 09, 2015, 03:10:32 PM
Mommy and I are are going up to the hood tomorrow to her favourite Chinese restaurant. If she's lucky there will be some single, well-off, older gentlemen there. ac_dance
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 09, 2015, 03:22:45 PM
So daddy dumped mommy for a younger model?
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 09, 2015, 07:40:51 PM
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: easter bunny on May 10, 2015, 02:08:03 AM
Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there!  ac_smile
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 10, 2015, 02:11:44 AM
I would be pretty mad at my mom if she wrote the same things as for example realwoman does...



Or flirts with some stranger..



Luckily I´m a bit of a repellant of males of any age so they back off when I´m walking with my mother. lol
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2015, 04:24:12 AM
Quote from: "easter bunny"Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there!  ac_smile

Thank you so much easter bunny

 ac_smile

Be sure to call your mother.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Annie on May 10, 2015, 04:41:46 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"I would be pretty mad at my mom if she wrote the same things as for example realwoman does...



Or flirts with some stranger..



Luckily I´m a bit of a repellant of males of any age so they back off when I´m walking with my mother. lol




Ohh pfftt, stop being a shit disturber   acc_angry
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: keeper on May 10, 2015, 07:01:13 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"I would be pretty mad at my mom if she wrote the same things as for example realwoman does...



Or flirts with some stranger..



Luckily I´m a bit of a repellant of males of any age so they back off when I´m walking with my mother. lol


Odinson, Im not sure but are you confusing this place with VF? Cause i dont see anyone else insulting the posters here. am i clear?



On a brighter note, Happy Mothers day to the Moms here.  ac_flower
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 10, 2015, 07:04:01 AM
Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "Odinson"I would be pretty mad at my mom if she wrote the same things as for example realwoman does...



Or flirts with some stranger..



Luckily I´m a bit of a repellant of males of any age so they back off when I´m walking with my mother. lol




Ohh pfftt, stop being a shit disturber   acc_angry


 ac_biggrin



I would be pissed off though..
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 10, 2015, 07:04:37 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Odinson"I would be pretty mad at my mom if she wrote the same things as for example realwoman does...



Or flirts with some stranger..



Luckily I´m a bit of a repellant of males of any age so they back off when I´m walking with my mother. lol


Odinson, Im not sure but are you confusing this place with VF? Cause i dont see anyone else insulting the posters here. am i clear?



On a brighter note, Happy Mothers day to the Moms here.  ac_flower


Insult...



Just saying the facts.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 10, 2015, 07:04:46 AM
I'm actually impressed at how many people ignore Odi.  It was refreshing.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: keeper on May 10, 2015, 07:07:13 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Odinson"I would be pretty mad at my mom if she wrote the same things as for example realwoman does...



Or flirts with some stranger..



Luckily I´m a bit of a repellant of males of any age so they back off when I´m walking with my mother. lol


Odinson, Im not sure but are you confusing this place with VF? Cause i dont see anyone else insulting the posters here. am i clear?



On a brighter note, Happy Mothers day to the Moms here.  ac_flower


Insult...



Just saying the facts.


Do i need to make myself more clear?
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 10, 2015, 08:31:05 AM
Just saying..
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Renee on May 10, 2015, 10:41:36 AM
Quote from: "RW"I'm actually impressed at how many people ignore Odi.  It was refreshing.


I have that thing on "Foe" for obvious reasons.



Anyway, Happy Mother's Day to everyone. ac_hithere
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 10, 2015, 10:54:30 AM
Thanks, Renee!



Happy Mother's Day to you too and to all the Moms on The Blue Cashew! Woohoo!  ac_flower
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 10, 2015, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I'm actually impressed at how many people ignore Odi.  It was refreshing.


I have that thing on "Foe" for obvious reasons.



Anyway, Happy Mother's Day to everyone. ac_hithere


Why the sour puss?
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Frost on May 10, 2015, 04:08:34 PM
Happy mothers day to all you beautiful peoples  ac_flower

I hope that it's a good one for you, and you got a good hug from someone, if not this is best I can do  acc_hugz

Enjoy ......
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2015, 04:10:41 PM
Quote from: "Frost"Happy mothers day to all you beautiful peoples  ac_flower

I hope that it's a good one for you, and you got a good hug from someone, if not this is best I can do  acc_hugz

Enjoy ......

Hey Stud, thanx a bunch. Taking your Mommy out to dinner there big spender?
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Frost on May 10, 2015, 05:48:20 PM
Sorry I left, mommy needed me to put her new key chain together I got her ac_toofunny

Don't worry, she got more than that, she got a big hug ac_biggrin

Two pots of flowers for the porch, yards all nice looking, $200 for a trip shes taking, and flowers all over the place. :)

No dinner, she went with my sisters yesterday.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: keeper on May 10, 2015, 05:57:19 PM
Hey Blue, nice to see you Pal.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Frost on May 10, 2015, 06:38:12 PM
Hiya Keeps, I hope you are doing well. Been a rough day here, but been getting things done. :)

My mom is really happy so that's all that counts.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: kiebers on May 10, 2015, 07:18:23 PM
Happy Mother's day to all the great Mom's. You deserve every day to be Mother's day. At least the respect and appreciation parts.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2015, 04:26:52 AM
I had a wonderful Mother's Day weekend with my children, my parents and my mother in law.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 11, 2015, 07:17:32 AM
I got out of bed to "MILF" written on my front window in shaving cream.  I don't know if the local shit heads did it or pals of mine pranking me.  Either way, my husband was unimpressed.



I did have a lovely drive and dinner with my family.  We went to an awesome Mexican place and chased it with ice cream.



It seems like just yesterday they were born.  Time when it comes to parenting is so warped.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Renee on May 11, 2015, 11:10:47 AM
Quote from: "RW"I got out of bed to "MILF" written on my front window in shaving cream.  I don't know if the local shit heads did it or pals of mine pranking me.  Either way, my husband was unimpressed.



I did have a lovely drive and dinner with my family.  We went to an awesome Mexican place and chased it with ice cream.



It seems like just yesterday they were born.  Time when it comes to parenting is so warped.


I goes real fast. It almost seems like if you close your eyes for too long you will miss it.  ac_unsure
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 11, 2015, 11:48:25 AM
Well if that happens, I'll just pop out another one like you did :D
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Renee on May 11, 2015, 12:41:25 PM
Quote from: "RW"Well if that happens, I'll just pop out another one like you did :D


Yeah that's a good idea.  ac_rollseyes
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2015, 12:43:43 PM
Dammit, no single, older, wealthy gentlemen for Mommy yesterday.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: RW on May 11, 2015, 12:45:43 PM
:(
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Renee on May 11, 2015, 01:51:34 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Dammit, no single, older, wealthy gentlemen for Mommy yesterday.


By "older" I hope you mean really old; like wheelchair old.



That way when they start to really aggravate you; you can just shove down an open elevator shaft or a flight of stairs and collect the insurance money.  acc_devil
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2015, 01:54:49 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Dammit, no single, older, wealthy gentlemen for Mommy yesterday.


By "older" I hope you mean really old; like wheelchair old.



That way when they start to really aggravate you you can just shove down an open elevator shaft or a flight of stairs and collect the insurance money.  acc_devil

That is how I think Renee, but Mommy wants genuine companionship.
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 11, 2015, 02:03:01 PM
Rent a rasta?
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 11, 2015, 02:07:32 PM
I´ll show you the shaft, Renee..
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2015, 02:27:26 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Dammit, no single, older, wealthy gentlemen for Mommy yesterday.


By "older" I hope you mean really old; like wheelchair old.



That way when they start to really aggravate you you can just shove down an open elevator shaft or a flight of stairs and collect the insurance money.  acc_devil

That is how I think Renee, but Mommy wants genuine companionship.

If it happens, it will happen Shen Li..



Looking for a mate for your mother every time you leave the house together?

 ac_rollseyes
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 11, 2015, 02:42:35 PM
Aint she like old as a sin?
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Renee on May 11, 2015, 02:46:57 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Dammit, no single, older, wealthy gentlemen for Mommy yesterday.


By "older" I hope you mean really old; like wheelchair old.



That way when they start to really aggravate you you can just shove down an open elevator shaft or a flight of stairs and collect the insurance money.  acc_devil

That is how I think Renee, but Mommy wants genuine companionship.

If it happens, it will happen Shen Li..



Looking for a mate for your mother every time you leave the house together?

 ac_rollseyes


I think they should just go to a bar and poor some tiger penis love potion in some unsuspecting guy's drink and be done with it.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2015, 02:49:11 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
I think they should just go to a bar and poor some tiger penis love potion in some unsuspecting guy's drink and be done with it.  ac_biggrin

Finally, a practical suggestion. ac_dance  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Mother's Day
Post by: Odinson on May 11, 2015, 02:51:57 PM
I didnt feel any different after drinking tiger dick booze.



I was seeking to get my head as messed up as possible.