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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on May 08, 2015, 11:17:50 PM

Title: Best Advice
Post by: RW on May 08, 2015, 11:17:50 PM
What is some of the best advice you ever given or recieved?
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: easter bunny on May 08, 2015, 11:44:22 PM
Look out! =P
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Post by: Tatterdamelion on May 08, 2015, 11:57:51 PM
Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life.  Confucius
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Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 12:16:25 AM
I've told my kids: A good friend sets a good example. Also,  if everyone looked or talked the same, the world would be a very boring place.
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Post by: Bricktop on May 09, 2015, 04:13:03 AM
Do unto others...kindness is always returned, sometimes in unexpected ways.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: RW on May 09, 2015, 04:13:54 AM
Don't eat yellow snow.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 04:18:06 AM
When I was 7 I think, I ate yellow snow. My older brother wouldn't stop laughing. He told me later why lol blech.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 04:18:54 AM
Oh, don't sweat the petty and don't pet the sweaty.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Anonymous on May 09, 2015, 04:31:03 AM
People will let you down, but the Lord never will.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Odinson on May 09, 2015, 05:16:39 AM
If you seek happiness, you will never find it.



Happiness is something unexpected.



:D
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Bricktop on May 09, 2015, 05:21:50 AM
Quote from: "Annie"Oh, don't sweat the petty and don't pet the sweaty.


You've never been to Australia, have you?
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 05:22:02 AM
Thank god for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell

While others are going hungry, we're eating very well
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 05:23:34 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Annie"Oh, don't sweat the petty and don't pet the sweaty.


You've never been to Australia, have you?


haha nope
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Odinson on May 09, 2015, 05:25:43 AM
Realism is racism.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Bricktop on May 09, 2015, 05:28:43 AM
Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Annie"Oh, don't sweat the petty and don't pet the sweaty.


You've never been to Australia, have you?


haha nope


In high summer, we're ALL sweaty!!!
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 05:29:57 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Realism is racism.


What? Why?
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Odinson on May 09, 2015, 05:51:58 AM
Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "Odinson"Realism is racism.


What? Why?


Because if you "guess" which colour gang rapists in this country are, you´ll be called racist even if you "guessed" right. :D
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: keeper on May 09, 2015, 06:35:15 AM
Dont expect anything and you wont be disappointed.
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Post by: Renee on May 09, 2015, 08:57:17 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Annie"Oh, don't sweat the petty and don't pet the sweaty.


You've never been to Australia, have you?


haha nope


In high summer, we're ALL sweaty!!!


Well that explains the flies and the smell.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Tatterdamelion on May 09, 2015, 11:00:21 AM
My dad had advices/proverbs that I never understood until I found-out he was wrong in the way he said these proverbs.



"we'll burn those bridges when we get there"



"don't put all your eggs in the same basket until they hatch"



I did not know what these advices meant and I had to research them to find out he was wrong.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Anonymous on May 09, 2015, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: "Tatterdamelion"My dad had advices/proverbs that I never understood until I found-out he was wrong in the way he said these proverbs.



"we'll burn those bridges when we get there"



"don't put all your eggs in the same basket until they hatch"



I did not know what these advices meant and I had to research them to find out he was wrong.

That is comical Tatterdamelion.

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 09, 2015, 09:08:25 PM
If you stick a lot of liquer in your locker, stick a lock upon your stock, or someone who is slicker will trick you of your liquer.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Renee on May 09, 2015, 09:38:15 PM
I just got some decent advice. "Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for a lifetime." Unfortunately the cookie was a little stale.



Oh BTW, my lucky numbers are 47, 8, 18, 35, 3, and 12
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: RW on May 09, 2015, 09:39:18 PM
Always trust your tummy.
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Post by: Renee on May 09, 2015, 09:40:56 PM
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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Post by: Bricktop on May 09, 2015, 10:32:50 PM
Don't trust Amer...er...never mind.
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Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 09, 2015, 11:02:57 PM
Silence is the best response.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Anonymous on May 10, 2015, 04:29:17 AM
Quote from: "Annie"If you stick a lot of liquer in your locker, stick a lock upon your stock, or someone who is slicker will trick you of your liquer.

Oh my Annie, that is a tongue twister.
Title: Re: Best Advice
Post by: Annie on May 10, 2015, 04:58:35 AM
It is! lol