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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on May 13, 2015, 11:17:49 AM

Title: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 11:17:49 AM
So I hear Kim Jong Un took an anti-aircraft gun to his Minister of Defense for falling asleep at an event.



Stay classy North Korea.



http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0NY01J20150513?irpc=932
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 12:10:08 PM
Quote from: "RW"So I hear Kim Jong Un took an anti-aircraft gun to his Minister of Defense for falling asleep at an event.



Stay classy North Korea.



http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0NY01J20150513?irpc=932

The take-away is, when Kim of the great haircut is present, you must remain alert.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 12:11:32 PM
I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: "RW"I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.

I would like to visit that place. Not the official visits they allow with chaperones. I mean a real unescorted vist where you can see what you want when you want to. That would be cool though impossible.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2015, 12:17:15 PM
It you look up the word "despot" you will see Kim Jong (fat fuck) Un pic next to it.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 12:20:54 PM
Quote from: "Renee"It you look up the word "despot" you will see Kim Jong (fat fuck) Un pic next to it.

The Saudi royal family or most other ME leaders.



I am surprised at you calling anyone a "fat fuck" though.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 12:22:45 PM
The guy does look like a pudgy baby.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 12:26:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"The guy does look like a pudgy baby.

I know that, but it's Renee saying it though that is surprising.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2015, 12:29:11 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"It you look up the word "despot" you will see Kim Jong (fat fuck) Un pic next to it.

The Saudi royal family or most other ME leaders.



I am surprised at you calling anyone a "fat fuck" though.


Sorry it slipped out.   ac_toofunny



I should have said pudgy man-boy but it wouldn't of had the same impact.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 12:30:57 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"It you look up the word "despot" you will see Kim Jong (fat fuck) Un pic next to it.

The Saudi royal family or most other ME leaders.



I am surprised at you calling anyone a "fat fuck" though.


Sorry it slipped out.   ac_toofunny

Anytime you bitch about being reminded of your girth from now on, I am going to remind you of what you posted in this thread.



JUST SO YOU KNOW!! ac_tongue
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2015, 12:33:20 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"It you look up the word "despot" you will see Kim Jong (fat fuck) Un pic next to it.

The Saudi royal family or most other ME leaders.



I am surprised at you calling anyone a "fat fuck" though.


Sorry it slipped out.   ac_toofunny

Anytime you bitch about being reminded of your girth from now on, I am going to remind you of what you posted in this thread.



JUST SO YOU KNOW!! ac_tongue


Go make me some pork fried rice and shut up.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 12:34:05 PM
You better share!
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"It you look up the word "despot" you will see Kim Jong (fat fuck) Un pic next to it.

The Saudi royal family or most other ME leaders.



I am surprised at you calling anyone a "fat fuck" though.


Sorry it slipped out.   ac_toofunny

Anytime you bitch about being reminded of your girth from now on, I am going to remind you of what you posted in this thread.



JUST SO YOU KNOW!! ac_tongue


Go make me some pork fried rice and shut up.  ac_toofunny

Me rike polk flied lice. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2015, 12:41:47 PM
Quote from: "RW"You better share!


I'll share experiences, clothes, a bed, the rode, a ride in a cab, a bottle of JD and even a man but I do NOT share food.



Oh and BTW Shen, that last post was really racist.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2015, 12:58:18 PM
Quote from: "RW"hahahahaha


Oh, let me just clarify; if it has liver or lima beans in it, you can have that.  ac_biggrin



I won't fight you for it.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 01:11:36 PM
Gee thanks :P
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 01:40:55 PM
Quote from: "RW"So I hear Kim Jong Un took an anti-aircraft gun to his Minister of Defense for falling asleep at an event.



Stay classy North Korea.



http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0NY01J20150513?irpc=932

Right way to answer Kim's questions.



Kim Jong Un: Do you like my hair?



Average NK citizen: Yes, it makes you look like a taller more athletic version of Ryan Reynolds.



Wrong answer to same question.



Average North Korean citizen: No, it makes you look even more like a fat nerd than you already are.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: cc on May 13, 2015, 01:49:15 PM
Quote from: "RW"I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.
I understand and agree with the general theory, but I don't think it fits NK. Once it  was allowed to develop nukes and rockets I don't think there will be change ... at least not change for the better.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 01:56:20 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.
I understand and agree with the general theory, but I don't think it fits NK. Once it  was allowed to develop nukes and rockets I don't think there will be change ... at least not change for the better

You are correct cc. If the Kim dynasty were to fall, it would be disastrous for the ROK.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: cc on May 13, 2015, 01:57:16 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.
I understand and agree with the general theory, but I don't think it fits NK. Once it  was allowed to develop nukes and rockets I don't think there will be change ... at least not change for the better

You are correct cc. If the Kim dynasty were to fall, it would be disastrous for the ROK.
The mere threat of using them combined with the impression of "crazy"  assures  the status quo indefinitely -  Or, until a tragic mistake is made

 This is not USSR v West where MAD worked
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 02:00:16 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "RW"I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.
I understand and agree with the general theory, but I don't think it fits NK. Once it  was allowed to develop nukes and rockets I don't think there will be change ... at least not change for the better

You are correct cc. If the Kim dynasty were to fall, it would be disastrous for the ROK.
The mere threat of using them combined with the impression of "crazy"  assures  the status quo indefinitely

The ROK's greatest fear is tens of millions of desperately poor peasants crossing the border.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: cc on May 13, 2015, 02:01:32 PM
that alone would be an impossible problem to contend with
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
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Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: RW on May 13, 2015, 05:12:07 PM
That country is so full of shit.  Do they really even have nukes?
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2015, 05:15:40 PM
Quote from: "RW"That country is so full of shit.  Do they really even have nukes?

They are suspected of having less than 10.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Renee on May 13, 2015, 11:04:53 PM
Quote from: "RW"That country is so full of shit.  Do they really even have nukes?


No but what they do have is Kim Jong Un's fermented soy bean farts stored in 5 gal jugs ready to be unleashed at a moment's notice.
Title: Re: Fired - literally!
Post by: Bricktop on May 13, 2015, 11:18:32 PM
Quote from: "RW"I've watched some documentaries on North Korea.  That's one fucked up place and as the world gets smaller, they won't be able to sustain the bullshit.


North Korea still exists for one reason, and one reason only.



C H I N A. That's right, folks.



Without China, North Korea would never have even existed, and it will suit China's interests to maintain the status quo, because better a friendly lunatic living next door than a hostile rational neighbour.



If the US said to China "We'll withdraw every single American from the peninsula, and every military resource, if you get rid of those whack jobs", China might give it some consideration. But as long as the US has a military contingent present, China will happily maintain their buffer. After all, if a million looney's stand in the way of the US hitting China from the south if the balloon ever did go up, I'd do the same thing.



One side of the fence feeds the rabid dogs to ensure that it guards the other side.



Smart.