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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on May 15, 2015, 11:45:25 PM

Title: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 15, 2015, 11:45:25 PM
//http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/is-australia-even-a-country-an-american-explains-why-australia-should-let-johnny-depp-keep-his-dogs/story-fnk82a8t-1227356814392?sv=c888958c89af052f36738dbf2ce6e97a



Apparently, the US is considering a ban on exporting live celebrities to Australia.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Annie on May 15, 2015, 11:48:44 PM
I read that earlier and thought aww poor pups, poor Johnny and then I thought....what an idiot he must have known the laws! Well, at least his pups are safe from being put down and he won't do that again!
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 15, 2015, 11:51:49 PM
They were never going to be put down. He must have pissed off someone high up.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Annie on May 16, 2015, 12:08:56 AM
You mean he didn't give someone a complimentary pass to an opening of one of his movies? lol
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: RW on May 16, 2015, 01:05:09 AM
Why is this news?
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Annie on May 16, 2015, 01:26:59 AM
Because it's Johnny Depp yo!
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Renee on May 16, 2015, 02:36:04 AM
Sorry but I have to ask; besides some old broken down Aussie meter maid with stick up his wrinkled ass, who gives a fuck?
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Annie on May 16, 2015, 02:46:08 AM
but but it's..Johnny Depp....!
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 16, 2015, 10:07:13 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Sorry but I have to ask; besides some old broken down Aussie meter maid with stick up his wrinkled ass, who gives a fuck?


Satire, dear.



Look it up.



Johnny DERP.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Renee on May 16, 2015, 10:28:33 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"Sorry but I have to ask; besides some old broken down Aussie meter maid with stick up his wrinkled ass, who gives a fuck?


Satire, dear.



Look it up.



Johnny DERP.


Is that what it is?  ac_rollseyes You always have your knickers in a major twist over anything US so it's hard to tell.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2015, 06:36:18 AM
Good. I ike to keep you guessing.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Renee on May 17, 2015, 10:09:57 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Good. I ike to keep you guessing.


 You're such a predictable and prissy little geek, odds are there is no need to guess. So don't flatter yourself; you're not nearly as complicated as you like to think you are.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: RW on May 17, 2015, 01:39:33 PM
I guess this is what passes for news when people aren't killing each other 24/7.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Renee on May 17, 2015, 03:54:05 PM
Quote from: "RW"I guess this is what passes for news when people aren't killing each other 24/7.


No it's just to take your mind off the fact that people are killing each other 24/7.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2015, 07:13:18 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Good. I ike to keep you guessing.


 You're such a predictable and prissy little geek, odds are there is no need to guess. So don't flatter yourself; you're not nearly as complicated as you like to think you are.


I am FAR from prissy, and I'm not little. And I got your number, spanky.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: ghost on May 17, 2015, 09:14:47 PM
Australia, like England doesn't have rabies. So they have insanely strict rules to follow if you want to bring a pet into their country.



Depp didn't follow the rules. So yeah, he's an idiot.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2015, 09:28:08 PM
Thank you, Mdme Fantome....



Unfortunately, the American cannot see beyond her polluted borders.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Renee on May 17, 2015, 10:54:09 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Thank you, Mdme Fantome....



Unfortunately, the American cannot see beyond her polluted borders.


Maybe Oz has no reported cases of rabies but our very own prissy little Lord Fauntleroy sure is rabidly worried about the activies of celebutard Johnny Depp.  ac_toofunny



The truth of the matter is that Depp's dogs are probably cleaner, healthier and dare I say smarter than half the population of Australia.



This meaningless thread has been ridden way further than it warrents and I'm almost ashamed that I felt the need to respond to it. But I'm sure any shame I may feel is nothing compared the the feelings of complete idiocy, that by all rights, the OP should be feeling for starting it.



BTW, just so you know, it's gay Bob's job to report the celebutard news, not yours.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 07:06:16 AM
I am a man of many talents, chubba...and I am not restrained by genre and categorisation.



My threads, as you can see, are never meaningless.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2015, 09:20:47 AM
Quote from: "ghost"Australia, like England doesn't have rabies. So they have insanely strict rules to follow if you want to bring a pet into their country.



Depp didn't follow the rules. So yeah, he's an idiot.

He didn't do any research into Australia's laws.
Title: Re: Depp's Dogs Deported; US considering Celebrity Ban.
Post by: cc on May 18, 2015, 01:22:13 PM
QuoteBTW, just so you know, it's gay Bob's job to report the celebutard news, not yours.
lol