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Title: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 01:19:26 AM
Cos I GOTS an Apple Watch, suckas!!!



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Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2015, 01:23:15 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Cos I GOTS an Apple Watch, suckas!!!



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How do you like it SPECTRE?
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 06:49:54 AM
Just learning how to use it...But so far, so impressed.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2015, 09:34:40 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Just learning how to use it...But so far, so impressed.

That's good SPECTRE.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Renee on May 18, 2015, 10:35:00 AM
Materialistic gadgetry at it's most conspicuous.  ac_toofunny



We can now really see who among us has been sucked in by the vapid consumer culture that is fostered and promoted by the evil Mercia.  ac_hithere  Gotta have,...gotta have,....gotta have the latest electronic toy, eh Socks?  ac_rollseyes



The next time you mouth off about the corrosive effects of the cultural and consumerist mores of the US; I'm going to be very temped to hop a flight to Oz and shove that novelty watch up your ass.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2015, 10:38:03 AM
Quote from: "Renee"Materialistic gadgetry at it's most conspicuous.  ac_toofunny



We can now really see who among us has been sucked in by the vapid consumer culture that is fostered and promoted by the evil Mercia.  ac_hithere  Gotta have,...gotta have,....gotta have the latest electronic toy, eh Socks?  ac_rollseyes



The next time you mouth off about the corrosive effects of the cultural and consumerist mores of the US; I'm going to be very temped to hop a flight to Oz and shove that novelty watch up your ass.

Americans, Australians, Canadians and Kiwis are all part of the must have it now at any cost culture.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: easter bunny on May 18, 2015, 12:15:23 PM
You young whippersnappers and your newfangled gadgets.  ac_tongue
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 18, 2015, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Materialistic gadgetry at it's most conspicuous.  ac_toofunny



We can now really see who among us has been sucked in by the vapid consumer culture that is fostered and promoted by the evil Mercia.  ac_hithere  Gotta have,...gotta have,....gotta have the latest electronic toy, eh Socks?  ac_rollseyes



The next time you mouth off about the corrosive effects of the cultural and consumerist mores of the US; I'm going to be very temped to hop a flight to Oz and shove that novelty watch up your ass.

Lol!



I'll stow away in your suitcase :D
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: J0E on May 18, 2015, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Cos I GOTS an Apple Watch, suckas!!!



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With everybody tryin' to outdo each other by buying an overpriced consumer item that looks the same as your rival's, I wonder if the next big trend will be to stand out and be unique.



"Hey lookee mee! I gotta an I watch! And it cost me $695!"



"Oh yeah? Well my solid gold watch is 150 years old and I got it from the Antique Store for less than $500."



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Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 18, 2015, 07:07:36 PM
That's not you, Leo. That's a black person's skin.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"That's not you, Leo. That's a black person's skin.


With Blue Cashew opened in the background? I ain't black, honeychile...know waht I'm sayin'?
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 18, 2015, 07:41:51 PM
That's him Asia.  I'd know that wrist anywhere.



(And that's the Elegance skin because it's the banner you created.)
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 07:49:19 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Materialistic gadgetry at it's most conspicuous.  ac_toofunny



We can now really see who among us has been sucked in by the vapid consumer culture that is fostered and promoted by the evil Mercia.  ac_hithere  Gotta have,...gotta have,....gotta have the latest electronic toy, eh Socks?  ac_rollseyes



The next time you mouth off about the corrosive effects of the cultural and consumerist mores of the US; I'm going to be very temped to hop a flight to Oz and shove that novelty watch up your ass.


See...this is what I am up against. Either your ability to read, or your memory, are dysfunctional.



I do not decry consumerism, or capitalism. I oppose America's rampant embrace, to the extent that it regards ANY commodity as a consumable, regardless of consequences. Fast food. Tobacco. Religion. Politics. Violence. Sex. No human demand or desire is disregarded if a buck is to be made.



Nothing succeeds like excess in the US, regardless of the disease, illness, psychological impairment, misery and diviseness it causes.



Buying an Apple watch does not compromise my position, as it does not promote any of these, and it keeps Chinese workers in employment.



You, on the other hand, gorge yourself with junk food, and look at you now.



By the way, you'll need to book TWO seats if you fly down.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Renee on May 18, 2015, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"Materialistic gadgetry at it's most conspicuous.  ac_toofunny



We can now really see who among us has been sucked in by the vapid consumer culture that is fostered and promoted by the evil Mercia.  ac_hithere  Gotta have,...gotta have,....gotta have the latest electronic toy, eh Socks?  ac_rollseyes



The next time you mouth off about the corrosive effects of the cultural and consumerist mores of the US; I'm going to be very temped to hop a flight to Oz and shove that novelty watch up your ass.


See...this is what I am up against. Either your ability to read, or your memory, are dysfunctional.



I do not decry consumerism, or capitalism. I oppose America's rampant embrace, to the extent that it regards ANY commodity as a consumable, regardless of consequences. Fast food. Tobacco. Religion. Politics. Violence. Sex. No human demand or desire is disregarded if a buck is to be made.



Nothing succeeds like excess in the US, regardless of the disease, illness, psychological impairment, misery and diviseness it causes.



Buying an Apple watch does not compromise my position, as it does not promote any of these, and it keeps Chinese workers in employment.



You, on the other hand, gorge yourself with junk food, and look at you now.


Whatever let's you sleep at night.



Hate to break it to you, old man, but it's all intertwined. Your tunnel vision is almost comedic.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 18, 2015, 07:53:00 PM
So it's only okay if you consume apples over burgers.



Yeah....



That's not flying with me either Spec.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2015, 07:57:37 PM
Quote from: "RW"That's him Asia.  I'd know that wrist anywhere.



(And that's the Elegance skin because it's the banner you created.)

I'm not crazy about it.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: "RW"So it's only okay if you consume apples over burgers.



Yeah....



That's not flying with me either Spec.


OK. Try to keep up.



I do not eat American junk food. I do not smoke American cigarettes. I do not send money to American religious frauds. I do not own an American gun.



See the difference between a watch, and all of the above. Last I checked, telling the time did not make me obese, give me lung cancer, make liars and charlatans rich or cause anyone to die.



Derp.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 18, 2015, 08:36:46 PM
You don't believe you're making lists and charlatans rich by buying Apple products?!



HAHA!



You are NEVER allowed to call ME naive again.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 18, 2015, 09:24:39 PM
Quote from: "RW"You don't believe you're making lists and charlatans rich by buying Apple products?!



HAHA!



You are NEVER allowed to call ME naive again.


Apple says "Here is a watch - it will do x,y and z". I say "OK. I want that because it does x,y and z".



I buy the watch.



It does x,y and z.



How does that relate to some pontificating slick-willy standing on a stage screaming "I have the POWAH!!!! Send me 50 bucks and I will heal you with this magic holy water"?



Or "Eat Fresh" and consume 1500 calories.



Or "I'm lovin' it" and you eat saturrated fats, salts and meat substitute.



It wasn't THAT long ago that Camel cigarettes were promoted by Doctors.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 18, 2015, 09:33:14 PM
Nice song and dance sweet cheeks but you dodged my point.  Don't think I didn't notice.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Renee on May 18, 2015, 09:58:02 PM
Apparently according to dipshit Australian logic, certain aspects of American consumer excess is okay and it's also okay to take part in that excess as long as you don't eat potato chips, smoke or watch violent US TV shows or movies. I guess being a more decerning member of the conspicuous consumption club entitles you to a free pass to look down your dribbling snotty nose at an entire country while you pick and choose what benifits it's provides.



I guess it's also okay to play violent video games like Call to Duty and other culturally dubious crap like that as well. Because after all, violent video games have nothing to do with the culture of violence that our Mr. Apple Watch (avid gamer) claims the US promotes in the name of the almighty dollar.  ac_rollseyes



It's kinda scary how the bullshit that Mr Murse spews gets deeper and deeper the more you exam it. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Odinson on May 19, 2015, 06:17:33 AM
I´m a nice guy...



In GTA V, I dont even kill the hooker to get the money back.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 19, 2015, 08:02:24 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Apparently according to dipshit Australian logic, certain aspects of American consumer excess is okay and it's also okay to take part in that excess as long as you don't eat potato chips, smoke or watch violent US TV shows or movies. I guess being a more decerning member of the conspicuous consumption club entitles you to a free pass to look down your dribbling snotty nose at an entire country while you pick and choose what benifits it's provides.



I guess it's also okay to play violent video games like Call to Duty and other culturally dubious crap like that as well. Because after all, violent video games have nothing to do with the culture of violence that our Mr. Apple Watch (avid gamer) claims the US promotes in the name of the almighty dollar.  ac_rollseyes



It's kinda scary how the bullshit that Mr Murse spews gets deeper and deeper the more you exam it. ac_toofunny


Most computers have a logic board. Yours appears to be malfunctioning. And its "discerning" you illiterate Walmart wasteland wanderer.



Certain aspects of American consumerism are fine. Just like British, Australian, Chinese and Japanese consumerism is OK. It is not an American concept.



If you then discuss consumer "excess", then that is a horse of a different colour. American corporations exploit consumerism frailties to make more money. I repeat...junk food, tobacco, religion, and high levels of violence, including weaponry and entertainment are American staples.



American corporations are unable or unwilling to consider the consequences of their activity if they threaten PROFIT. Tobacco companies KNOW they cause severe health issues. Does that stop them? Fast food mega-corps KNOW their food is unhealthy and leads to obesity. Does THAT stop them?



Your country professes to be a global "leader", yet that fictional leadership is merely a ruse to enable you to make more money, selling shit that usually ends up with someone dying.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Richard/RDL on May 19, 2015, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Cos I GOTS an Apple Watch, suckas!!!



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I didn't know you were Australian Aboriginal.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Romero on May 19, 2015, 08:08:30 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Cos I GOTS an Apple Watch, suckas!!!

I've heard there's an app that will display the current time.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 19, 2015, 08:15:18 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Cos I GOTS an Apple Watch, suckas!!!

I've heard there's an app that will display the current time.


I haven't found one yet. I've taken a phone call on it, though.



Truthfully, it is a bit of a strange device; beautifully built, and certainly innovative. Its future, however, is not entirely clear. It can act as an intermediary between your phone and you at times when your phone is either not accessible or convenient, but at this stage, I haven't really identified an area where if fulfils a "need", as such.



However, I believe it will drive innovation in areas we haven't thought of yet.



At the moment, its merely an extension of iPhone with some clever and sometimes useful features. Is it a "must have"? No. Is there a need it fulfils? No.



Is it cool and attracts attention.



Yes.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Renee on May 19, 2015, 08:18:57 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"Apparently according to dipshit Australian logic, certain aspects of American consumer excess is okay and it's also okay to take part in that excess as long as you don't eat potato chips, smoke or watch violent US TV shows or movies. I guess being a more decerning member of the conspicuous consumption club entitles you to a free pass to look down your dribbling snotty nose at an entire country while you pick and choose what benifits it's provides.



I guess it's also okay to play violent video games like Call to Duty and other culturally dubious crap like that as well. Because after all, violent video games have nothing to do with the culture of violence that our Mr. Apple Watch (avid gamer) claims the US promotes in the name of the almighty dollar.  ac_rollseyes



It's kinda scary how the bullshit that Mr Murse spews gets deeper and deeper the more you exam it. ac_toofunny


Most computers have a logic board. Yours appears to be malfunctioning. And its "discerning" you illiterate Walmart wasteland wanderer.



Certain aspects of American consumerism are fine. Just like British, Australian, Chinese and Japanese consumerism is OK. It is not an American concept.



If you then discuss consumer "excess", then that is a horse of a different colour. American corporations exploit consumerism frailties to make more money. I repeat...junk food, tobacco, religion, and high levels of violence, including weaponry and entertainment are American staples.



American corporations are unable or unwilling to consider the consequences of their activity if they threaten PROFIT. Tobacco companies KNOW they cause severe health issues. Does that stop them? Fast food mega-corps KNOW their food is unhealthy and leads to obesity. Does THAT stop them?



Your country professes to be a global "leader", yet that fictional leadership is merely a ruse to enable you to make more money, selling shit that usually ends up with someone dying.


Does that watch have a feature on it that tells you when it's time to STFU?

Because you don't seem to be able to tell that time on your own.



There comes a time in every debate when you have to be wise enough to know when you are beaten. Even your biggest supporter, your girlfriend thinks you are talking out of your ass on this issue. So why don't you stop the bullshit, take a hint and bigger off?
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 19, 2015, 08:25:18 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"Apparently according to dipshit Australian logic, certain aspects of American consumer excess is okay and it's also okay to take part in that excess as long as you don't eat potato chips, smoke or watch violent US TV shows or movies. I guess being a more decerning member of the conspicuous consumption club entitles you to a free pass to look down your dribbling snotty nose at an entire country while you pick and choose what benifits it's provides.



I guess it's also okay to play violent video games like Call to Duty and other culturally dubious crap like that as well. Because after all, violent video games have nothing to do with the culture of violence that our Mr. Apple Watch (avid gamer) claims the US promotes in the name of the almighty dollar.  ac_rollseyes



It's kinda scary how the bullshit that Mr Murse spews gets deeper and deeper the more you exam it. ac_toofunny


Most computers have a logic board. Yours appears to be malfunctioning. And its "discerning" you illiterate Walmart wasteland wanderer.



Certain aspects of American consumerism are fine. Just like British, Australian, Chinese and Japanese consumerism is OK. It is not an American concept.



If you then discuss consumer "excess", then that is a horse of a different colour. American corporations exploit consumerism frailties to make more money. I repeat...junk food, tobacco, religion, and high levels of violence, including weaponry and entertainment are American staples.



American corporations are unable or unwilling to consider the consequences of their activity if they threaten PROFIT. Tobacco companies KNOW they cause severe health issues. Does that stop them? Fast food mega-corps KNOW their food is unhealthy and leads to obesity. Does THAT stop them?



Your country professes to be a global "leader", yet that fictional leadership is merely a ruse to enable you to make more money, selling shit that usually ends up with someone dying.


Does that watch have a feature on it that tells you when it's time to STFU?

Because you don't seem to be able to tell that time on your own.



There comes a time in every debate when you have to be wise enough to know when you are beaten. Even your biggest supporter, your girlfriend thinks you are talking out of your ass on this issue. So why don't you stop the bullshit, take a hint and bigger off?


If you are referring to RW, she is FAR from my biggest supporter. She argues constantly about things she knows nothing about, like driving, and law, and spending for fun.



And surely you have learned something with that pudding-dough head in recent times.



I am NEVER beaten.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Renee on May 19, 2015, 08:59:17 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"Apparently according to dipshit Australian logic, certain aspects of American consumer excess is okay and it's also okay to take part in that excess as long as you don't eat potato chips, smoke or watch violent US TV shows or movies. I guess being a more decerning member of the conspicuous consumption club entitles you to a free pass to look down your dribbling snotty nose at an entire country while you pick and choose what benifits it's provides.



I guess it's also okay to play violent video games like Call to Duty and other culturally dubious crap like that as well. Because after all, violent video games have nothing to do with the culture of violence that our Mr. Apple Watch (avid gamer) claims the US promotes in the name of the almighty dollar.  ac_rollseyes



It's kinda scary how the bullshit that Mr Murse spews gets deeper and deeper the more you exam it. ac_toofunny


Most computers have a logic board. Yours appears to be malfunctioning. And its "discerning" you illiterate Walmart wasteland wanderer.



Certain aspects of American consumerism are fine. Just like British, Australian, Chinese and Japanese consumerism is OK. It is not an American concept.



If you then discuss consumer "excess", then that is a horse of a different colour. American corporations exploit consumerism frailties to make more money. I repeat...junk food, tobacco, religion, and high levels of violence, including weaponry and entertainment are American staples.



American corporations are unable or unwilling to consider the consequences of their activity if they threaten PROFIT. Tobacco companies KNOW they cause severe health issues. Does that stop them? Fast food mega-corps KNOW their food is unhealthy and leads to obesity. Does THAT stop them?



Your country professes to be a global "leader", yet that fictional leadership is merely a ruse to enable you to make more money, selling shit that usually ends up with someone dying.


Does that watch have a feature on it that tells you when it's time to STFU?

Because you don't seem to be able to tell that time on your own.



There comes a time in every debate when you have to be wise enough to know when you are beaten. Even your biggest supporter, your girlfriend thinks you are talking out of your ass on this issue. So why don't you stop the bullshit, take a hint and bigger off?


If you are referring to RW, she is FAR from my biggest supporter. She argues constantly about things she knows nothing about, like driving, and law, and spending for fun.



And surely you have learned something with that pudding-dough head in recent times.



I am NEVER beaten.


Far from your biggest supporter????? I think the dosage of whatever drugs you are pumped full of now needs to be dramatically increased.



If you haven't figured out that she is about the only one who stands by you when everyone else is screaming for your balls, then you don't deserve to call her friend.



Furthermore, you should be ashamed of yourself for being so flippant regarding your relationship with her. Sorry to shove it up your ass but sometimes your pomposity is inexcusable, you vile old fart. ac_beating
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 19, 2015, 09:37:48 PM
Hah!!! She has screamed for my man-jewels MANY times.



Haven't YOU figured out yet I need NO-ONE in my corner. When I took the sword to that slavic slut over there, I stood alone. Even spineless gastropods like YOU spoke against, despite the fact that you agreed fully with my position. With supporters like you, denigrators need not apply.



RW will also corroborate that I often stand against the odds in other forums as well. I ask for neither mercy or quarter, but give none in return. Hence my constant and merciless demolition of you. Everyone knows full well that you are my bitch, whenever I choose it to be so.



She is very lucky to have any such relationship with me, and knows full well if she steps aside, there is a loooong queue behind her.



Wait...did I just type that? Man, this pneumonia is killing me...
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Renee on May 19, 2015, 09:58:22 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Hah!!! She has screamed for my man-jewels MANY times.



Haven't YOU figured out yet I need NO-ONE in my corner. When I took the sword to that slavic slut over there, I stood alone. Even spineless gastropods like YOU spoke against, despite the fact that you agreed fully with my position. With supporters like you, denigrators need not apply.



RW will also corroborate that I often stand against the odds in other forums as well. I ask for neither mercy or quarter, but give none in return. Hence my constant and merciless demolition of you. Everyone knows full well that you are my bitch, whenever I choose it to be so.



She is very lucky to have any such relationship with me, and knows full well if she steps aside, there is a loooong queue behind her.



Wait...did I just type that? Man, this pneumonia is killing me...


I see you still haven't downloaded that app for your new toy that tells you when it's time to STFU.



BTW, I think you have a fever because you are obviously delirious. Why don't you take a few cyanide laced asprins and go to bed.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 19, 2015, 10:01:41 PM
I am a horse. I can ride on clouds all over the sky. My heart is synched with my Apple Watch and now it plays heavy metal music in my chest. I AM Iron Man. I think I will have some delerium with my vegemite and toast for lunch.



Thank you for your advice. My bed is due any minute.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 19, 2015, 11:48:22 PM
Quote from: "RW"That's him Asia.  I'd know that wrist anywhere.



(And that's the Elegance skin because it's the banner you created.)


I have no doubt you know that wrist so well ac_biggrin .



Why is the skin dark?



Elegance skin, yes, of course.  ac_drinks
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 20, 2015, 12:23:00 AM
Just bad lighting :)
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 20, 2015, 12:27:28 AM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "RW"That's him Asia.  I'd know that wrist anywhere.



(And that's the Elegance skin because it's the banner you created.)


I have no doubt you know that wrist so well ac_biggrin .



Why is the skin dark?



Elegance skin, yes, of course.  ac_drinks


OK...I tell you de troof...I's a brudder from da hood, ya feel me. Know whut I'm sayin'...my skin is black and I kint evah go back!!
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Anonymous on May 21, 2015, 06:05:48 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I am a horse. I can ride on clouds all over the sky. My heart is synched with my Apple Watch and now it plays heavy metal music in my chest. I AM Iron Man. I think I will have some delerium with my vegemite and toast for lunch.



Thank you for your advice. My bed is due any minute.

Is that as common to Australians and New Zealanders as peanut butter is to North Americans?



I never liked peanut butter, but sometimes on a cold winter Saturday morning my husband likes to have toast with peanut butter while wearing his robe.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: RW on May 21, 2015, 10:53:47 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Hah!!! She has screamed for my man-jewels MANY times.



Haven't YOU figured out yet I need NO-ONE in my corner. When I took the sword to that slavic slut over there, I stood alone. Even spineless gastropods like YOU spoke against, despite the fact that you agreed fully with my position. With supporters like you, denigrators need not apply.



RW will also corroborate that I often stand against the odds in other forums as well. I ask for neither mercy or quarter, but give none in return. Hence my constant and merciless demolition of you. Everyone knows full well that you are my bitch, whenever I choose it to be so.



She is very lucky to have any such relationship with me, and knows full well if she steps aside, there is a loooong queue behind her.



Wait...did I just type that? Man, this pneumonia is killing me...

You are one disrespectful sick man.
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 21, 2015, 01:53:00 PM
ac_lmfao  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: I'm glad I'm not you!!!
Post by: Bricktop on May 21, 2015, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I am a horse. I can ride on clouds all over the sky. My heart is synched with my Apple Watch and now it plays heavy metal music in my chest. I AM Iron Man. I think I will have some delerium with my vegemite and toast for lunch.



Thank you for your advice. My bed is due any minute.

Is that as common to Australians and New Zealanders as peanut butter is to North Americans?



I never liked peanut butter, but sometimes on a cold winter Saturday morning my husband likes to have toast with peanut butter while wearing his robe.


There is not a pantry in Australia that does not have a jar of vegemite in it. It is a staple. It is tasty, nutritious and contains lots of good things.



It has been known to cure snakebite, melanomas, the common cold, scurvy, hangovers, contusions and melancholy.



I don't know if the kiwis have it.