I have a serious case of influenza.
Probably the worst case in human history.
I shall fight though. It will not beat me!! Even though bedridden and kept in constant watch by 2 dogs...I will fight and beat this vile ailment.
And your goood wishes for my speedy recovery, of course.
In other words, feel sorry for me because I will be subjected to a week of constant whinging.
Seriously though, feel better soon! I hope it goes as quickly as it came.
Another quest for sympathy.
Oh well, watch yourself, Methuselah. Old people die from shit like the flue all the time.
Only the good die young, Rotunda. You aren't going to be rid of me for a loooooong time!!!
Quote from: "RW"
In other words, feel sorry for me because I will be subjected to a week of constant whinging.
Seriously though, feel better soon! I hope it goes as quickly as it came.
Shaddup.
Stupid Canadian.
You probably gave me this disease.
No one gave it to you. You caught it. I live with a little germ factory....I've seen some weird shit...catch it myself too...take care of both of us while were sick and I never complain.
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
No one gave it to you. You caught it. I live with a little germ factory....I've seen some weird shit...catch it myself too...take care of both of us while were sick and I never complain.
I caught it because someone THREW it!!!
I'm looking in the direction of Canada.
acc_angry
so what are you gonna do? stay locked up in yo0ur house from on cause you might catch something? your immune system is down...you caught it. get better.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "RW"
In other words, feel sorry for me because I will be subjected to a week of constant whinging.
Seriously though, feel better soon! I hope it goes as quickly as it came.
Shaddup.
Stupid Canadian.
You probably gave me this disease.
Have a nap ya grump!
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "RW"
In other words, feel sorry for me because I will be subjected to a week of constant whinging.
Seriously though, feel better soon! I hope it goes as quickly as it came.
Shaddup.
Stupid Canadian.
You probably gave me this disease.
Have a nap ya grump!
I had one. It was red, with cheese.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
No one gave it to you. You caught it. I live with a little germ factory....I've seen some weird shit...catch it myself too...take care of both of us while were sick and I never complain.
I caught it because someone THREW it!!!
I'm looking in the direction of Canada.
acc_angry
Well you can be sure I didn't throw it. Because if it came from me you'd have a good case of bubonic plague.
He's delirious!
I'm AUSTRALIAN!!!
It's the watch. =P
Hope you feel better Leo.
Quote from: "easter bunny"
It's the watch. =P
Nooooooooo.....
Quote from: "RW"
OMFG, after seeing that I don't think you can truly appreciate how much I want to take blowtorch and burn all the hair off your freaking head.
Bubonic plague, incineration...jeesh, take a walk in the park, toots...calm yourself.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
OMFG, after seeing that I don't think you can truly appreciate how much I want to take blowtorch and burn all the hair off your freaking head.
ROFL!
ac_toofunny
Quote from: "RW"
LOL, Twisted
Nice avatar Keeps Hahaha
ac_dance Quote from: "RW"
Nice avatar Keeps Hahaha
Old baby...
What about some fucking sympathy.
Assholes.
I give you lots of sympathy :P
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
I have a serious case of influenza.
Probably the worst case in human history.
I shall fight though. It will not beat me!! Even though bedridden and kept in constant watch by 2 dogs...I will fight and beat this vile ailment.
And your goood wishes for my speedy recovery, of course.
I hope you feel better soon SPECTRE.
ac_smile
What is it with men when they're sick? They're such big babies! Suck it up buttercup! lolol (kidding) get better soon. I know how you feel, I have nasty allergies and an ear infection.
Men are babies when sick. I say we post lots of funnies!

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That's right. Mock the afflicted. I've clearly contracted a cross between a severe cold and ebola, and if this scourge spreads throughout the world you will all be sorry.
To prevent a global catastrophe, I am confined in isolation, with my pooches, and my only connection to the outside world is my MacBook Air. And iPad. Oh, and the iPhone. With the Apple Watch.
But other than that, I am interned for the sake of humanity.
You're welcome.
FUCKEN HUGS!
Thank you. At least one of you has some compassion.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
That's right. Mock the afflicted. I've clearly contracted a cross between a severe cold and ebola, and if this scourge spreads throughout the world you will all be sorry.
To prevent a global catastrophe, I am confined in isolation, with my pooches, and my only connection to the outside world is my MacBook Air. And iPad. Oh, and the iPhone. With the Apple Watch.
But other than that, I am interned for the sake of humanity.
You're welcome.
So what's it like when an old mummy contracts Ebola? It can't be that bad as you have no internal organs to liquify.
It would take more than that to put ME down, doink.
Australians are made of sterner stuff.
Dust and snake shit. :)
Quote from: "RW"
Dust and snake shit. :)
Don't YOU start. Its enough I have to deal with Walmart Wilma.
Quote from: "RW"
Dust and snake shit. :)
Boy that was harsh and you're supposed to like the guy.
Exactly. At least you have an excuse.
I should be allowed a zinger once in a while considering what I have to put up with.
Quote from: "RW"
I should be allowed a zinger once in a while considering what I have to put up with.
You have my sympathies.
Hahaha
Quote from: "RW"
I should be allowed a zinger once in a while considering what I have to put up with.
And what does THAT mean???
acc_angry
It means if you can do it so can I once in a while. :P

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Liqueur should fix it. Feel better, Leo.
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I don't think some of you are taking my infirmary seriously...

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Like I said...
Muahaha! You're so easy to tease!
STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!
[size=200]I'M SICK.[/size]
We are trying to make you smile!

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There.
Happy now?
I think you might be faking it!
As long as you don't look like this guy:

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Quote from: "Annie"
As long as you don't look like this guy:

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He's SICK, too.

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Sick bastard...
Thank you. Some sympathy at last.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Thank you. Some sympathy at last.
I hope you feel better soon too SPECTRE.
ac_smile
Syphilis is making him crazy.

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ac_biggrin ac_toofunny
Quote from: "Annie"

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That is a good one Annie. ac_drinks
I'm retired!!!
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
I'm expired!!!
Fixed it for you. You're welcome. ac_hithere
Your turn will come...I will wait...
ac_toofunny Renee, sorry Leo but that is funny
I am sick too. I am suffering from GST and PST.
ac_toofunny
I have itchy runny nose, itchy runny eyes, sore itching throat, a hacking couph......I think it's just allergies but I'll go on Monday maybe and see a doctor.
See...it IS contagious.
Don't look at me. I'm not sick.
YOU made ME sick!!!
Noooo YOU made ME sick!! You couphed on your computer screen, it seeped through and out through the internet waves and I inhaled your germs! Thanks a lot.... acc_angry
It wasn't ME. It was HER. She's the carrier!!!
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
YOU made ME sick!!!
DIRTY LIES!
Uhh you're the first one to say you were sick so it haz to be from you!
I had to catch it from SOMEONE. There is only one person I know who carries Canadian bugs around.
I'm not sick though. :P
You can carry without experiencing symptoms.
I know. I'm contagious.
And incurable.
Awesome! :)
ac_rollseyes
ac_rollseyes back
ac_sothere
You better yet?
I'm sick now.....blaaah....sore throat, phlemmy cough, sinus head ache, runny nose, tightness in chest. Oh myyygawwd I have Ebola!!!!!!!
Oh God Annie! That damn Aussie got you sick over Skype!
Want me to beat him for you?
[size=85](Oh you just shut right up Renee hahaha)[/size]
Hey, I am not the SOURCE!!!
Yes you are!! You gave it to me the other night on Skype!!! Grrrr!!!! Thanks a lot!! acc_angry
Captain Ebola to wreck your day!
Quote from: "Annie"
Yes you are!! You gave it to me the other night on Skype!!! Grrrr!!!! Thanks a lot!! acc_angry
I TOLD the organiser I was sick!!!
But nooooo...."you have to join in the fun"...
Out of my hands. Talk to RW.
It's always my fault. Hmmmph!
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Hey, I am not the SOURCE!!!
Bullshit, you're a carrier and spreader of pestilence and we all know it.
Well.... no one told me I could catch this on Skype!!! I should give my whole computer a good Lysol wipe down. Gawd only knows what else I could catch!
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Hey, I am not the SOURCE!!!
Bullshit, you're a carrier and spreader of pestilence and we all know it.
OK.
You got me.
Annie admitted she was an American and I couldn't help myself!!!
You guys make such easy targets! ac_toofunny
No no no, I'm not an American. My ancestors were! My great maternal grandparents immigrated from Minnesota in the 1800's to Canada.
I feel fine :)
Quote from: "Keeper"
I feel fine :)
What part of yourself are you feeling exactly?
ac_razz
ac_umm
left ass cheek?
Um....
Hahahaha
Weirdo.
Quote from: "RW"
Um....
Hahahaha
Weirdo.
i hear that alot
ac_toofunny
I've got a runny nose.
SPECTRE!!!!!!
Sorry. Can't talk. Too busy.
Ya, you run!
Damn diseased Aussie *sniff* grumble *sniff*
Still feel fine.... ac_dunno
SEE!!! Only Canadians are affected. Its a Canadian virus.
Keeper is Canadian and he's fine. What do you make of that?
I think Spec only wanted to give his cold to us girls ac_beating
I dont get sick because im germ free.
We ALL know where germs come from, WASH your hands people!!!!
I agree Keep, ya ew what's on our hands.
Too much cleaniness decays our immune system.
Quote from: "Keeper"
We ALL know where germs come from
Yeah!!
Gurls!!!
ac_toofunny
Quote from: "Odinson"
Too much cleaniness decays our immune system.
Yes washing your hands after you take a piss is too much. ac_rollseyes
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Keeper"
We ALL know where germs come from
Yeah!!
Gurls!!!
ac_toofunny
Their nasty little creatures ac_tongue
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Too much cleaniness decays our immune system.
Yes washing your hands after you take a piss is too much. ac_rollseyes
Didnt say that..
Environment has become too sterile.
Oh eww, please wash your hands after taking a piss!
Quote from: "Annie"
I think Spec only wanted to give his cold to us girls ac_beating
Probably gave you all mono.
Careful, next he'll be giving out Chlamydia.
Oh for ffs that's all I need acc_angry
Quote from: "Annie"
Oh for ffs that's all I need acc_angry
Again.
ac_toofunny
lol hi Keep
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
SEE!!! Only Canadians are affected. Its a Canadian virus.
I hope you feel better SPECTRE.
ac_smile
I'm pretty much close to cured, now.
Thankfully, as I fly to Singapore on Monday, thence to Cambodia. I've had my shots.
It should be a bit of an adventure...
This thing I caught, it might just be really bad allergies. I have all the symptoms of a major allergic reaction to pollen this year. I'm hearing a lot of people are having major allergies this year, even people who were not allergic to pollen or whatever before. I think I might go pick up some powdered bee pollen, I've heard great things about how it can treat allergies.
Good to hear you're better Spec, would not be fun to be sick while vacationing :(
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
I'm pretty much close to cured, now.
Thankfully, as I fly to Singapore on Monday, thence to Cambodia. I've had my shots.
It should be a bit of an adventure...
We look forward to reading about your trip SPECTRE.
ac_smile
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Too much cleaniness decays our immune system.
Yes washing your hands after you take a piss is too much. ac_rollseyes
My PP is resting in clean underwear all day so it is important to wash my hands before I use the bathroom to urinate.
Guess who is sick again....
Quote from: "RW"
Guess who is sick again....
When's the big announcement and beggathon for sympathy from his Highness taking place?
Should I pencil it into my calendar because God knows I don't want to miss it. ac_rollseyes
Right now.
So I didn't miss it? Thank God; all my anticipation just went out the window. ac_toofunny
So what is wrong with the old raisin now? He pick up some kind of jungle rot from his trip, malaria, dengue fever, a bot fly infection?
So, is he going to make it, or should I go out and by a black dress now? Better let me know; I'll need time to coordinate my outfit and my jewelry for the funeral. ac_gumpop
I'm sure when he gets up he'll fill you in on the gory details of his latest illness.
Hope you are better SPECTRE, get well if not ac_flower
I'M SICK...AGAIN...YOU DISCOMPASSIONATE, HEARTLESS, BESTIAL ZOMBIES!!!
SPECTRE = :t2502:
Have a hug acc_hugz
Thanks.
At least one person cares.
:sad:
:empathy:
It'll be okay Spec.
I hope so...I see a bright light...
Get out of the fridge.
The Tim Tams are in the cupboard.
They are NOT!!
All gone...
Salted Caramel with Macadamia, on the other hand....
:smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
GREAT NEWS!!!!
I've made afull and complete recovery!!
Whew...
Yay! No more whining!!!!!
Whining?
:confused1:
Nothing. Nothing.
God Bless.
:empathy: