Address your issue with a dear :)
Dear Men,
When you wear shorts, please wear underwear because you run the risk of flashing your dingle dangle to the ladies.
Dear Mr. Depardieu,
Please continue to be charming and make that movie that you apparently made that is so funny appear to me because I couldn't find it today. And you don't need underwear Mr. Depardieu, that suggestion is for the others.
Dear laundry;
Please come out of the dryer folded. I don't like folding you.
Dear Canada,
Please stop slaughtering your animals.
Dear Australia,
If you tasted them, you would complain less. Come for dinner anytime.
Love,
Canada
Dear Mother Nature, stop fucking with my hormones
Dear Future Parents,
Being a parent is the greatest responsibility and the most important job you will ever have..
I wish you the very best success.
ac_smile
Dear Bathroom Scale,
Stop scaring me.
Dear allergies,
Fuck off and die already.
Dear New Strapless Bra,
You better work better than the last one.
Dear gas prices..
Bring back the 50pennies/litre prices..
Dear government.
Bring back our old finnish mark. Euro sucks.
Dear mom who wants to set up a tent and sleep in my back yard,
I hope you realise I'm going to pretend I'm a bear and scare the shit out of you come midnight.
Love,
Your favourite daughter
Quote from: "Renee"
You better work better than the last one.
ac_lmfao
Strapless?
May I suggest you do a little reading on Newton, and the laws of gravity?
Dear .........,
I am forever wounded. I saw with my own eyes your exquisite beauty. I felt with every pore on my skin your true essence. I heard music and sounds that are uniquely you. I am a prisoner of your wonder.
Quote from: "ghost"
Fuck off and die already.
here here
Dear ear wax,
Please stopping clogging my right ear every time I go to bed.
Dear brain, shut up before I stab you with a q tip.....
Dear Rachel Nothead,
You turn Alberta into another NDP wasteland like Manitoba and you'll be unemployed in 4 fucking years. acc_angry ac_beating
Dear Deborah Drever,
Have you considered apologizing to the people you offended?
Dear bum,
Shut up asshole.
Dear men,
Don't neglect your women.
Dear RW,
We'll neglect whoever we choose.
ac_tongue
Dear residents of Grande Cache,
I know what you are going through..
Keep positive and everything will be back to normal in time.
Dear Insomnia,
Get the fuck out of my life.
Dear Renee,
I feel your pain.
Quote from: "Renee"
Get the fuck out of my life.
Lately, I have been so tired..
I wish there were more hours in the day or more accurately night for sleep.
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"
Get the fuck out of my life.
Lately, I have been so tired..
I wish there were more hours in the day or more accurately night for sleep.
A few extra hours of night wouldn't be bad here to. Even though I can't sleep, just hiding in the dark and letting it wash over me is about the only time I can try to forget about the shitty hand I've been dealt in life.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Oh?
Only one?
On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Oh?
Only one?
On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao
From the D-bag that eats scads of my shit daily.
Fuck you.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Oh?
Only one?
On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao
Fuck you.
ac_lmfao
Have another pound cake!!!
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Oh?
Only one?
On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao
Fuck you.
ac_lmfao
Have another pound cake!!!
I suppose laughing at me makes you feel better considering how fucked up you are.
Whatever gets you through what's left of your shitty life old man.
Dear Body...
Please stop hurting so i can post more.
Dear feelings...
I got nothing!!
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Oh?
Only one?
On a diet, then, are you? ac_lmfao
Fuck you.
ac_lmfao
Have another pound cake!!!
It takes a couple of nights for Renees memory foam matress to forget about her.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
I feel your pain.
Dear RW,
Hopefully it's just the pain you feel and not the shame and guilt I have for eating almost a whole pound cake at 4am this morning. ac_unsure
Been there too.
Dear grass,
What's wrong with just colouring your dead ass green? Where's the shame in that?
Dear Hotel,
This is Canada, hire a concierge who speaks English or Chinese ffs!! acc_angry
Dear new neighbor...why do you HAVE to rev up your motorcycle in the middle of the night for 10 friggin minutes?
Dear bedbugs, spiders, mosquitos, and all other bugs:
You think I'm delicious? Gee thanks....
Dear evs,
I'm sorry I misbehaved in your forum and called you and your friends nasty names.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
I'm sorry I misbehaved in your forum and called you and your friends nasty names.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dear Vancouver,
Invest in transportation infrastructure. Your traffic is ridiculous.
Dear congestion and water behind my ear drum...get lost!
Dear Banff Weather,
Please relocate to Washington, D. of C.
Dear Asia,
Take me with you!!!
Haha! Wouldn't that be something, RW? Yes, come along! ac_dance
I love Banff soooo much!
I do too. I've seen awesome sights in the USA but Banff and the mountains and lakes are the best to me by far. I consider it heaven on earth.
I have to agree with you Azh. I need to spend a lot more time there :)
Dear Asia and RW, I wanna come too!
Dear hipster assholes sitting beside me,
Urban hell scape? I would bet my ass you'd survive 10 seconds in a rural setting. There would be no place to get your chic shit clothes and your non-fat lattes. Pound pavement posers.
Quote from: "RW"
Urban hell scape? I would bet my ass you'd survive 10 seconds in a rural setting. There would be no place to get your chic shit clothes and your non-fat lattes. Pound pavement posers.
God damn urbanites.
You channeling Oscar today?
They are urbanites trying to be ruralies. I can't stand that shit.
Quote from: "RW"
Calm down, it's no biggie; when the apocalypse comes they will be the first to die. ac_toofunny
They already live in a "urban hellscape". I'm sure an apocalypse couldn't be much worse.
Seriously Renee. You would have punched these guys right in the dicks.
Quote from: "RW"
Seriously Renee. You would have punched these guys right in the dicks.
I think I know the type you are describing and I don't think they have dicks.
Okay, punch them where their dicks should have been.
Dear shower curtain, thanks for saving me from a split open head. you will be missed
Dear Alberta NDP, you don't fix Alberta's spending problem by adding $624 million to the deficit in your first few days on the job.
Dear Santa... can you make an exception this year. TIA.
Dear Keeper, I'm glad you didn't split your head open.