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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on May 31, 2015, 07:46:17 PM

Title: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: RW on May 31, 2015, 07:46:17 PM
Have a safe, productive and eye opening trip.  I hope your flight sees you safely to Singapore.  Do some karaoke for me when you get there - Celine Dion of course :D



Can't wait to see the pics!



Bon voyage!
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on May 31, 2015, 10:05:26 PM
Safe travel, Leo, and have a fine time.



Of all my trips across the continents and oceans, the ones across the Pacific Ocean (LA to French Polynesia, LA to the Philippines, LA to New Zealand) were the longest and the ones I dread the most but it is worth the long journey in the end.
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Odinson on June 01, 2015, 02:03:28 AM
Why cant the terrorists target planes with assholes on them?



Or start a shootout in a immigrant/leftie gathering?
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Romero on June 01, 2015, 02:31:33 AM
Anders Behring Breivik?
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Post by: Renee on June 01, 2015, 11:58:43 AM
Yeah, have a safe flight, you old crow. Remember to flap your arms and not your gums should the plane decide to go down.



Here are some safety tips when traveling in the jungle:

1. Use lots of mosquito repellent (preferably pure DEET.) In fact you should probably drink it. ac_biggrin  

2. Don't drink the water (see above).

3. Make sure you wash your feet so you don't get jungle rot.

4. Wear sturdy foot wear (hiking boots, preferably over the ankle, with knee high snake guards.)

5. Keep your murse is closed so nothing nasty crawls in it.  

6. Ditch your usual old man black socks and sandals and don't wear plaid shorts.  ac_biggrin



BTW, the last one wasn't really a safety tip, it was a reminder not to look like a complete dork.
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: keeper on June 01, 2015, 12:34:53 PM
Have a safe trip Leo
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: RW on June 01, 2015, 12:38:30 PM
He left for Singapore yesterday.  I haven't heard anything yet.  :/
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: keeper on June 01, 2015, 01:05:43 PM
im sure he is fine
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Odinson on June 01, 2015, 01:36:42 PM
What are you like french now, rw?
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Renee on June 01, 2015, 01:43:18 PM
Quote from: "RW"He left for Singapore yesterday.  I haven't heard anything yet.  :/


He probably annoyed the stewardess so she locked him in the toilet room.



Don't worry, they should find him on the next pre-flight check.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 01, 2015, 08:00:01 PM
Or he could be detained for strapping a Ziploc bag onto his back that contains smoked Kangaroo.



Sorry. I could not help myself after hearing of the Red Team going through airport security with fake forbidden items but were able to get through anyway. Some folks are unemployed now. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: RW on June 01, 2015, 08:04:05 PM
Found him.  He's alive :)
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Post by: Renee on June 01, 2015, 08:15:18 PM
Shit.
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: RW on June 01, 2015, 08:32:20 PM
You make me feel like a bad person for laughing haha
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Post by: Renee on June 01, 2015, 08:40:01 PM
What can I say? I'm a bad influence. ac_gumpop
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Annie on June 01, 2015, 08:55:44 PM
ac_toofunny  Renee
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Bricktop on June 01, 2015, 09:32:52 PM
I have arrived safe and well in the pearl of the orient, Singapore.



As usual, its is hot, but this time of year the clouds are as menacing as an American cop with a shotgun. Its not quite monsoonal season, but the sky reminds us its not far away. This place really knows how to rain.



I must thank Renee for her travel tips, although her most recent travel experiences aren't quite relevant to my journey. There are no Walmarts, Wendys or Pizza Huts in Singapore. But thanks for the thought.



I shall luxuriate in my 5 star accommodation, and think of you all...
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: Annie on June 01, 2015, 09:49:17 PM
That's good you made it safe and sound, enjoy the rain!  ac_drinks
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: RW on June 02, 2015, 01:05:38 AM
Hopefully you'll get your work done and get a chance to have a good time :)
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: cc on June 02, 2015, 01:15:28 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I have arrived safe and well in the pearl of the orient, Singapore.



As usual, its is hot, but this time of year the clouds are as menacing as an American cop with a shotgun. Its not quite monsoonal season, but the sky reminds us its not far away. This place really knows how to rain.



I must thank Renee for her travel tips, although her most recent travel experiences aren't quite relevant to my journey. There are no Walmarts, Wendys or Pizza Huts in Singapore. But thanks for the thought.



I shall luxuriate in my 5 star accommodation, and think of you all...
Don't spit your gum out on the sidewalk

Not my usual style but  to beat Renee, I'll add, or your teeth
Title: Re: Bon Voyage Spec!
Post by: RW on June 02, 2015, 03:58:08 AM
Hahaha!
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Post by: Renee on June 02, 2015, 04:02:11 AM
That cc bitch cut me off.  ac_toofunny