Title: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:41:58 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:41:58 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 05:45:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 05:45:25 PM
Besides Keeper and his Flo-bee, has anyone bought anything from TV? How did it work out for you?Quote from: "RW"
I bought a slap chop and it sucked.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:47:18 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:47:18 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Yeah it did but I just got a Chop Wizard and it rocks my world!Quote from: "RW"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://momosmarket.com/images/Vidalia%20Chopper.JPG%22%3Ehttp://momosmarket.com/images/Vidalia%20Chopper.JPG%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Hmmmm, I might buy one.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:51:26 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:51:26 PM
We used that Magic Putty stuff on a whole in the bowl of my mom's toilet and it worked well.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 05:51:36 PM
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 05:51:36 PM
One of my dogs actually ate half of one and I figured it was going to be a trip to the vet. But nope, much to my relief, he just shit orange turds for a few days.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:52:13 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:52:13 PM
Yeah it did but I just got a Chop Wizard and it rocks my world!Quote from: "RW"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://momosmarket.com/images/Vidalia%20Chopper.JPG%22%3Ehttp://momosmarket.com/images/Vidalia%20Chopper.JPG%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Hmmmm, I might buy one.
I found mine at target. It's great for making kiddie sized pieces of stuff :)
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:53:25 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:53:25 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Odinson on June 07, 2015, 05:54:32 PM
Post by: Odinson on June 07, 2015, 05:54:32 PM
Never.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:56:33 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 05:56:33 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Odinson on June 07, 2015, 06:05:52 PM
Post by: Odinson on June 07, 2015, 06:05:52 PM
All the stupid exercise thingies... For fat people.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 06:24:44 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 06:24:44 PM
Anyone come across any really stupid items?Quote from: "RW"
Sham wow should be called scam wow. It's fucking useless.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 07, 2015, 06:26:00 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 07, 2015, 06:26:00 PM
Yeah it did but I just got a Chop Wizard and it rocks my world!Quote from: "RW"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://momosmarket.com/images/Vidalia%20Chopper.JPG%22%3Ehttp://momosmarket.com/images/Vidalia%20Chopper.JPG%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
I got an older version of this and really enjoyed it but then I lost it in the transition.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: cc on June 07, 2015, 07:05:20 PM
Post by: cc on June 07, 2015, 07:05:20 PM
I have one of those . Highly recommend. Just keep the battery at full charge.I do like the Magic Bullet too.Quote
Got it in a shop in Victoria along with some larger items
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Annie on June 07, 2015, 07:23:36 PM
Post by: Annie on June 07, 2015, 07:23:36 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 07:49:04 PM
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 07:49:04 PM
Anyone come across any really stupid items?Quote from: "RW"
Sham wow should be called scam wow. It's fucking useless.
My experience is they work.
You must had some cheap shitty Chinese knock-offs.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Annie on June 07, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
Post by: Annie on June 07, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 07:55:26 PM
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 07:55:26 PM
Didn't that sham wow guy get arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue or something?Quote from: "Annie"
Something like that. I think he is dead as well.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Odinson on June 07, 2015, 07:58:41 PM
Post by: Odinson on June 07, 2015, 07:58:41 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 08:02:50 PM
Post by: RW on June 07, 2015, 08:02:50 PM
Didn't that sham wow guy get arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue or something?Quote from: "Annie"
Something like that. I think he is dead as well.
He's still alive.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 08:07:17 PM
Post by: Renee on June 07, 2015, 08:07:17 PM
Didn't that sham wow guy get arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue or something?Quote from: "Annie"
Something like that. I think he is dead as well.
He's still alive.
Oh, I'm relieved.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 08:08:41 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2015, 08:08:41 PM
Didn't that sham wow guy get arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue or something?Quote from: "Annie"
Something like that. I think he is dead as well.
He's still alive.
But, his product is dead I hope.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: keeper on June 07, 2015, 09:05:37 PM
Post by: keeper on June 07, 2015, 09:05:37 PM
True story
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Annie on June 07, 2015, 09:06:43 PM
Post by: Annie on June 07, 2015, 09:06:43 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: kiebers on June 07, 2015, 10:41:17 PM
Post by: kiebers on June 07, 2015, 10:41:17 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: keeper on June 08, 2015, 12:07:47 AM
Post by: keeper on June 08, 2015, 12:07:47 AM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: keeper on June 09, 2015, 05:09:44 AM
Post by: keeper on June 09, 2015, 05:09:44 AM
Im not 100% sure this was seen on TV (i think it was) i love mine for apples and pears
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2015, 09:23:23 AM
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2015, 09:23:23 AM
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Im not 100% sure this was seen on TV (i think it was) i love mine for apples and pears
What does it do Keeper?
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: keeper on June 09, 2015, 09:25:54 AM
Post by: keeper on June 09, 2015, 09:25:54 AM
(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i62.tinypic.com/20th4w5.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i62.tinypic.com/20th4w5.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
Im not 100% sure this was seen on TV (i think it was) i love mine for apples and pears
What does it do Keeper?
you set the apple or pear so the stem is up and push it straight down, it removes the core and you get little slices. It would be great for lunches for your kids Fashy.
Great tool for the kitche
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: keeper on June 09, 2015, 09:28:42 AM
Post by: keeper on June 09, 2015, 09:28:42 AM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Odinson on June 09, 2015, 09:41:44 AM
Post by: Odinson on June 09, 2015, 09:41:44 AM
That dicing thingy might be useful.
I have bought stuff I have seen in Nigellas kitchen.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Phil O Bat on June 10, 2015, 06:36:41 AM
Post by: Phil O Bat on June 10, 2015, 06:36:41 AM
Besides Keeper and his Flo-bee, has anyone bought anything from TV? How did it work out for you?Quote from: "RW"
I bought a slap chop and it sucked.
Me too. Mine sucked too.
Just about everything I bought, because of a TV commercial, sucked.
I have to go over everything I own to find one that worked out well.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 10, 2015, 06:43:42 AM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on June 10, 2015, 06:43:42 AM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2015, 01:52:14 PM
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2015, 01:52:14 PM
My store has a section for everything AS SEEN ON TV. I'll go check it out this weekend! Woohoo!Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
There is a chain of stores called AS SEEN ON TV in the malls here.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Bricktop on June 11, 2015, 01:40:58 AM
Post by: Bricktop on June 11, 2015, 01:40:58 AM
Yep...the Flobee comes in at #6. Check out the Tiddy Bear.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 02:04:10 AM
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 02:04:10 AM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Bricktop on June 11, 2015, 04:28:00 AM
Post by: Bricktop on June 11, 2015, 04:28:00 AM
Notice...ALL American.
Those fuckers are dumber than trees.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 11, 2015, 10:47:36 AM
Post by: Renee on June 11, 2015, 10:47:36 AM
AND it's a whole shopping network advertised on a FOX affiliate no less.
I thought Rupert Murdoch and his Fox crap didn't fly with the people down under. Well maybe Fox News isn't very big with you people (
Let's take a look at this little gizmo (the U-touch). Apparently all you do is perform the Vulcan nerve pinch on a part of your body that is experiencing pain and the pain magically disappears.
Hey, if you were a real gentleman you would spend some of your pension dollars on that piece of shit and give it to your girlfriend for her birthday. Sorry RW, (I'm not making light of your medical issues) it's just that your boorish pet Aussie deserves this.
BTW: on an unrelated bit of info, apparently you morons down under need to be warned about dumb ways to die? See the video below from the Australian Metro. It seems that you Aussies are so BUTT FUCKING dumb that the railroad in Oz needed to produce a catchy public service announcement telling Aussies NOT TO WALK IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRAIN!
Oh one more thing, do you have a big problem with people being eaten by grizzly bears in that fly bitten rat hole that you come from? Because I was just wondering why it would be in a video warning Aussies about dumb ways to die and that's just one puzzling example. Since grizzly bears are not native to OZ, what was the purpose of that? Do bears and other dangerous non-native animals routinely escape from your zoos or some shit like that?
I guess it would appear that the railroad thinks the average Aussie probably ISN'T any smarter than the average bear and they would probably be right.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: kiebers on June 11, 2015, 11:21:30 AM
Post by: kiebers on June 11, 2015, 11:21:30 AM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 11:57:12 AM
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 11:57:12 AM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 11, 2015, 12:04:06 PM
Post by: Renee on June 11, 2015, 12:04:06 PM
Wondering how the band they hired was able to get through that without laughing their asses off, well, unless they thought it was a good idea....Quote from: "kiebers"ac_umm
I guess we could assume that the video was intended for a more international audience but I'm pretty sure that it's original intent was directed toward Australians. I guess Aussies also dress up like moose and wander in the woods during hunting season as well.
To be perfectly fair I have seen versions of this public service announcement performed by schools and such that are more Aussie-centric. They included such sage advice like don't pet with wild kangaroos, be careful of poisonous spiders, please bathe more than once a month and watch out for sharks while surfing.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 11, 2015, 12:10:02 PM
Post by: Renee on June 11, 2015, 12:10:02 PM
Good idea Renee. My genitals are killing me!Quote from: "RW"
ac_lmfao
You little slut!
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: kiebers on June 11, 2015, 12:18:47 PM
Post by: kiebers on June 11, 2015, 12:18:47 PM
Good idea Renee. My genitals are killing me!Quote from: "RW"
ac_lmfao
You little slut!ac_lmfao
I was waiting for that to come out. Of course we know that was the original intended use...
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 12:38:46 PM
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 12:38:46 PM
Wondering how the band they hired was able to get through that without laughing their asses off, well, unless they thought it was a good idea....Quote from: "kiebers"ac_umm
I guess we could assume that the video was intended for a more international audience but I'm pretty sure that it's original intent was directed toward Australians. I guess Aussies also dress up like moose and wander in the woods during hunting season as well.ac_toofunny One would think that would be more of a Canadian thing.
To be perfectly fair I have seen versions of this public service announcement performed by schools and such that are more Aussie-centric. They included such sage advice like don't pet with wild kangaroos, be careful of poisonous spiders, please bathe more than once a month and watch out for sharks while surfing.
My kids sang that song constantly a while back and even insisted I watch it. It's cute.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 12:41:01 PM
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 12:41:01 PM
Good idea Renee. My genitals are killing me!Quote from: "RW"
ac_lmfao
You little slut!ac_lmfao
I was waiting for that to come out. Of course we know that was the original intended use...ac_biggrin
I just said what everyone else was thinking. Hahaha.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: kiebers on June 11, 2015, 03:09:30 PM
Post by: kiebers on June 11, 2015, 03:09:30 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 04:08:10 PM
Post by: RW on June 11, 2015, 04:08:10 PM
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Bricktop on June 12, 2015, 08:36:31 PM
Post by: Bricktop on June 12, 2015, 08:36:31 PM
Dumbass.
Oh, and also thanks for highlighting a highly successful camapign to reduce deaths and injury on railways...using sarcasm and wit, two factors that Americans typically fail to grasp.
Nice self ownage there, toots.
Hey, if you're interested in that little buzzer, I believe they do a model that fits on a selfie stick. Might interest you.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 13, 2015, 01:50:46 AM
Post by: Renee on June 13, 2015, 01:50:46 AM
Thanks, you hysterical, spherical waste of chemicals, for pointing out yet another MORONIC American ad, selling another buzzing sex aid to bored housewives. The Australian voice over does not take away from the fact that it is an AMERICAN product being sold on TVSN...an AMERICAN hawkers channel.Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Dumbass.
Oh, and also thanks for highlighting a highly successful camapign to reduce deaths and injury on railways...using sarcasm and wit, two factors that Americans typically fail to grasp.
Nice self ownage there, toots.
Hey, if you're interested in that little buzzer, I believe they do a model that fits on a selfie stick. Might interest you.
Nice spin on the fact that Aussie morons routinely buy American made scam crap. Who is the dummy in this picture? Was that a wasted question.....are you too stupid to figure that out as well?
BTW, no matter what kind of happy face you put on the "Dumb Ways to Die" campaign, it's just an illustration that the average Aussie needs to be told that walking in front of a moving train is dangerous. That my slow witted clown loving friend is an indication that you people are a real special kind of stupid.
I wonder why that is........
Maybe its your emigration policy designed to keep Australia insular and overly white that is fucking you people up. Maybe you should open your country to some new blood. You're entire nation is obviously running the risk of becoming rather inbred. The way I see it, in a decade or so, your gene pool will be reduced to an ankle deep puddle.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Bricktop on June 13, 2015, 06:54:52 AM
Post by: Bricktop on June 13, 2015, 06:54:52 AM
We don't need guns to sleep at night. We don't let our Government jerk us off. There is no Fox News Channel in Australia (but we do own yours). We don't have blacks rioting in the streets. We don't have millions of illegals choking our cities, or signs in English and Spanish. We don't need to use semi's as ambulances due to chronic obesity. We don't say one thing, and do another. We respect other countries.
I'd be happy to compare your stupid with ours...any time.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Renee on June 13, 2015, 10:15:35 AM
Post by: Renee on June 13, 2015, 10:15:35 AM
Honey, no matter how you slice and dice it, there is no Walmart in Australia.Quote from: "SPECTRE"
We don't need guns to sleep at night. We don't let our Government jerk us off. There is no Fox News Channel in Australia (but we do own yours). We don't have blacks rioting in the streets. We don't have millions of illegals choking our cities, or signs in English and Spanish. We don't need to use semi's as ambulances due to chronic obesity. We don't say one thing, and do another. We respect other countries.
I'd be happy to compare your stupid with ours...any time.
You really believe all that bullshit that just dribbled out of what is left of your ossified brain? How can you write that shit and keep a straight face?
You don't let your gov jerk you off?
You don't Fuck with other countries? I will remind you to get the fuck off our coat tails the next time the US decides on another nation building debacle.
You don't have an obesity problem? I suggest you check with your health ministry. Last I checked you guys were not far behind the US in percentage of obese adults. And the rate obesity was rapidly growing just like your collective asses.
As for illegals, well you guys are as racist as the US was in the 19th century. Plus you have no 3rd world nations on your borders with poor desparate people knocking on your back door 24/7. Judging by the way you still treat your aboriginal people you would probably just kill them them if you did.
As for Fox News, go back and read my previous posts in this thread. Acorrding to Wiki and 20th Century Fox (not the Doors song) you guys do get Fox News. It's broadcast on 3 of your major pay TV Networks. I find it hard to believe that Rupert Murdoch wouldn't' provide all his products to his home country.
Don't play holier than thou with me. Your country is not without major social problems stemming from your racist genocidal, white elitism. You guys need to be reminded that it wasn't all that long ago that your dust ball of a country was populated by the scum of British society.
I've said this before, do not point your wrinkled, crud, encrusted fingers at anyone unless your backyard is clean and you have no skeletons in your closet. I really don't know who the fuck you think you are.
Title: Re: As Seen On TV
Post by: Bricktop on June 13, 2015, 09:25:25 PM
Post by: Bricktop on June 13, 2015, 09:25:25 PM
We do NOT have the obesity problem you have, for example. But, our obesity problem is based as much on American junk food hawkers as yours is. See, you export your shit to anyone with a dollar, giving no fuck for the consequences of your actions, so long as it makes a buck, or, in the case of war, advances "America's interests", whatever the fuck they are.
Our cable channels have Fox News. They also have CNN, Al Jazeera, BBC, RT, Sky News, National Geographic, Discovery Channel, and Japanese, Chinese, Greek, German and Croatian news channels. However, I do enjoy Fox News for the laugh. O'Reilly, Herr Hannity and the rest of right wing neo-fascist flunkies make a great comedy team, particularly when they call themselves "Fair and Balanced". See, we can see the irony. American's believe it to be true.
I readily admit our "nanny state" is pervasive. As a result, we don't have Madoff's sitting in gaol, or bankers going nuts on loans that cannot be repaid. Gun ownership is heavily controlled. Everyone has access to health care, and nobody starves to death. Consumers are heavily protected against shysters, especially those that try to con people a la American. You try to sell your bullshit crap here, you will get your ass kicked. You try to operate a "religion" that is merely a con to make some charlatan rich, and you will be called to account.
I further admit we are racist. However, I fail to see the problem. Would you advocate we should just let millions of illegals flow in, or accept more lunatics from Muslim nations? How about we let the Pakis in, like the UK, who now have their own culture under siege, and Sharia law just around the corner. No, thanks. You keep 'em. You can have the tired, homeless and poor...whilst your own citizens cannot see a doctor, sleep on the streets and cannot get a job. And then watch your crime rate in poor urban areas go through the roof. By the way, we don't execute our blacks. How about you?
Your country is fucked up, and you know it. Pointing at others crying "what about you" isn't going to distract from the fact that you are in a mess, your global stature shrinks daily, and your credibility is as solid as Jimmy Bakker's. You may have a lot of money, honey...but the rest of the world doesn't measure integrity by how many pieces of green paper you can clasp your fist around.