I admit feeling slightly distressed at the reference you made about me being here for the sole purpose of generating mischief. At the same time I am attempting to stifle contemptuous laughter at the thought of your tingling Spidey senses triggering alarm bells in your murky psyche as soon as new members register; members you staunchly believe to be miscreants and whose presence and only objectives here are to annoy, aggravate and seed discord when, in fact, there is no such evidence, yet.
You may perceive yourself as the noble defender of the naïve and unschooled Cashooers, erect yourself as guard dog of the domain and at the service of the seemingly blind master but, in this instance, it is the dog that is blind, indiscriminately biting and nipping at everyone and everything in proximity, even its master, which adversely affects membership enrolment and attendance and consequently detrimental to the growth of your cherished forum.
The quicker you stop being a bothersome meddler in the administration of the forum and hammer the notion through the calcifying sediments of your thickening skull that not all new members (regardless if they are from VF) are shit-disturber, the quicker the forum will flourish. I will not fuck-off for two reasons: firstly, I do not wish to rob you of the potentially gratifying face-in-excrement grind performance you promised, although I can confidently state nothing of the sort will ever happen at my expense, in any case; bigger men than yourself have valiantly tried and failed. And secondly, I have much more to say and offer, much more.
Now, in the spirit of cordiality, let us hastily abandon all this mindless nit-witted feuding and align ourselves with Fashie's vision and strive towards harmonious and congenial member relations. I am ready to dance. Are you?
you're a good dancer, opie.... :)
My 2 cents...Any new poster should be welcomed and given the chance to introduce themself. I admit I've jumped to conclusions of a poster or two not being honest and had suspicions as well. But it doesn't really matter who anyone is and who they are elsewhere. As long as they are decent and respectful here, that's all that matters. We need valuable posters to join us. I say let potential valuable posters prove they are valuable and give them the chance :)
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You must be one of the bright crayons in the box.
Nice to meet you here Annie.
She is bright. However, just so you know, there is no comparative poster rating scale here. We don't rate or pass judgment.
That's one of this sites best features. Just a lil tip (cue lacking wink smily)
What is so wrong with "I come in peace" or "let's be friends"?
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You must be one of the bright crayons in the box.
Nice to meet you here Annie.
lol Thank you, nice to meet you too ac_drinks
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Nothing, for those it applies to
The OP.
Dunno the party. OP was very personally directed . not impressed with that.
"naïve and unschooled Cashooers" .. not impressed with that either
Jury out. Time always tells who is for real and who is not ... talk is the cheapest commodity on this earth
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You may perceive yourself as the noble defender of the naïve and unschooled Cashooers, erect yourself as guard dog of the domain and at the service of the seemingly blind master but, in this instance, it is the dog that is blind, indiscriminately biting and nipping at everyone and everything in proximity, even its master, which adversely affects membership enrolment and attendance and consequently detrimental to the growth of your cherished forum.
The quicker you stop being a bothersome meddler in the administration of the forum and hammer the notion through the calcifying sediments of your thickening skull that not all new members (regardless if they are from VF) are shit-disturber, the quicker the forum will flourish. I will not fuck-off for two reasons: firstly, I do not wish to rob you of the potentially gratifying face-in-excrement grind performance you promised, although I can confidently state nothing of the sort will ever happen at my expense, in any case; bigger men than yourself have valiantly tried and failed. And secondly, I have much more to say and offer, much more.
Now, in the spirit of cordiality, let us hastily abandon all this mindless nit-witted feuding and align ourselves with Fashie's vision and strive towards harmonious and congenial member relations. I am ready to dance. Are you?
I give no fuck how you feel. If you were as credible as you imply, reveal your Van alter. Simple, really. Show your face, and then we can interact on a level playing field. As far as you are concerned, as long as you choose to play charades, I choose to kick your ass. As you know full well, I'm that kind of man.
You want congeniality? Then show it...by abandoning your silly alter. You want to play ludicrous games, then I shall continue snarling and biting.
I am in no doubt you have more to offer. Largely because so far you've offered nothing but puffery and hokum, and you are thus treating this forum and its members with disrespect.
Show some respect, and you'll get some back. Treat us like fools, and the dog will take a firm grip of your plums until you squeal like a girl.
maybe it is a girl?
which fits into your point ..we don't know who it is ... we do know it is playing games
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which fits into your point ..we don't know who it is ... we do know it is playing games
It's just another excessively verbose asshole that seems to be in love with itself. We already have one of those on staff. I could be wrong but I don't really think we have an opening for another.
Some members appear oblivious to its puerility.
As far as I am concerned, coming in here under an alias, and acting like a fucking moron is simply a sign of disrespect for the members here.
There is no welcome from me for people like that.
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which fits into your point ..we don't know who it is ... we do know it is playing games
It's just another excessively verbose asshole that seems to be in love with itself. We already have one of those on staff. I could be wrong but I don't really think we have an opening for another.
That is no way to speak of Romero.
I dunno. I like a good game of Guess Who :)
From its androgynous avatar, down to its mocking pomposity, its a Blurt.
Oooh ooh oohh! I love that game!
It's too soon to tell :)
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Shhhh you're ruining the game!
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As far as I am concerned, coming in here under an alias, and acting like a fucking moron is simply a sign of disrespect for the members here.
There is no welcome from me for people like that.
You mean like...
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*facepalm*
We all know who he is Ro. He announced his new handle FFS. See the difference?
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Now, in the spirit of cordiality, let us hastily abandon all this mindless nit-witted feuding and align ourselves with Fashie's vision and strive towards harmonious and congenial member relations. I am ready to dance. Are you?
How convenient, after you refer to the crowd here as naïve unschooled monkeys? I don't think so. Maybe some here are impressed with your tedious and long self-serving sermons. I am not among them. Get a hold of yourself and get off your foul-smelling mule. You don't get to come here to this "refuge for outcasts," as you call it, to a group of posters who are carrying on and getting settled in our new forum and then address us the way you have, posing as though you're more superior than the rest of us when in fact you're just making a big fool of yourself. What a mouthful of self aggrandizement and then expect to be welcomed and then have the nerve to declare that we let bygones be bygones. How audacious.
That's Zekko the schizophreniac.
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Now, in the spirit of cordiality, let us hastily abandon all this mindless nit-witted feuding and align ourselves with Fashie's vision and strive towards harmonious and congenial member relations. I am ready to dance. Are you?
How convenient, after
I believe that was meant for me Azhya.
I don't believe Opie was calling anyone unschooled monkeys but rather saying Spectre guards us as if we are such a thing.
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You must be one of the sharp crayons in the box.
Nice to meet you here, my dear. I am Opie Kindred.
Hi Opie. I'm the tooth fairy. I also play Santa and the Easter Bunny. Nice to meet you.
hi.... i'm deadskin.... or as they like to call me here - The Poster Formerly Known As SMP.... i had a little symbol for it but it got lost somewhere.... :(
You don't want to be known as that guy.
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really? think so? considering i was banned off the jump, i'm guessing you MIGHT be right.... thanks, Captain Obvious.... :)
Someone has to wear the obvious pants around here.
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well.... atleast pull em up.... your ass is showing.... :(
hmmm ... is that initial niceness err "evolving"?
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me? no. thats just jokes. she seems to have the more sharpened sense of humor here....
Only a homo would tell some hot chick like RW to pull her pants up.
How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors both at the same time.ac_dunno
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors at the same time. ac_dunno
mine is broken. i hate NASCAR.... idiots driving in circles. followed by bigger idiots interviewing idiots driving in circles.... 'hey, jimbo. seemed you were a little slow on that last turn. do you have a strategy?' 'yeah, luke. i was slow. but i think that the next time, i'ma go faster.' 'faster, huh? that sounds like a good plan.' 'now lets turn things back over to doug in the newsroom.'.... FUCKIN IDIOTS.... :(
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors at the same time. ac_dunno
mine is broken. i hate NASCAR.... idiots driving in circles. followed by bigger idiots interviewing idiots driving in circles.... 'hey, jimbo. seemed you were a little slow on that last turn. do you have a strategy?' 'yeah, luke. i was slow. but i think that the next time, i'ma go faster.' 'faster, huh? that sounds like a good plan.' 'now lets turn things back over to doug in the newsroom.'.... FUCKIN IDIOTS.... :(
but Realtree Outdoors is cool as hell....
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors at the same time. ac_dunno
mine is broken. i hate NASCAR.... idiots driving in circles. followed by bigger idiots interviewing idiots driving in circles.... 'hey, jimbo. seemed you were a little slow on that last turn. do you have a strategy?' 'yeah, luke. i was slow. but i think that the next time, i'ma go faster.' 'faster, huh? that sounds like a good plan.' 'now lets turn things back over to doug in the newsroom.'.... FUCKIN IDIOTS.... :(
Wow, you're from down south and you DON'T like NASCAR? ac_umm
What are you trying to get yourself tared and feathered?
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Hahaha! How intensely delectable the thought is of you penetrating my bedchamber and delicately fondle my pillow while I sleep. Unfortunately, I will scrub this particular fantasy as my dentition is complete and intact. But rest assured, as to not deprive you of your obligation, I will swiftly inform you if one of my tusks were to drop.
In the meantime, I have placed a saucer full of ginger cookies and a glass of milk on the coffee table.
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors at the same time. ac_dunno
mine is broken. i hate NASCAR.... idiots driving in circles. followed by bigger idiots interviewing idiots driving in circles.... 'hey, jimbo. seemed you were a little slow on that last turn. do you have a strategy?' 'yeah, luke. i was slow. but i think that the next time, i'ma go faster.' 'faster, huh? that sounds like a good plan.' 'now lets turn things back over to doug in the newsroom.'.... FUCKIN IDIOTS.... :(
but Realtree Outdoors is cool as hell....
Oh absolutely. Where else can you watch middle-aged children, dressed up like a piles of leaves, sitting in the bushes and whispering to each other......Riveting. ac_boring
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors at the same time. ac_dunno
mine is broken. i hate NASCAR.... idiots driving in circles. followed by bigger idiots interviewing idiots driving in circles.... 'hey, jimbo. seemed you were a little slow on that last turn. do you have a strategy?' 'yeah, luke. i was slow. but i think that the next time, i'ma go faster.' 'faster, huh? that sounds like a good plan.' 'now lets turn things back over to doug in the newsroom.'.... FUCKIN IDIOTS.... :(
Wow, you're from down south and you DON'T like NASCAR? ac_umm
What are you trying to get yourself tared and feathered?
yeah. i suppose so.... i hate football too.... well, pretty much any sports really.... but i LOVE guns.... :)
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How's that for a sharpened sense of humor? ac_gumpop
ouch.... TOO sharp.... you almost put my eye out.... :(
Don't worry, you got two,......or three....you are from Alabama after all. ac_umm
yeah.... but the third one is only for 'spotting good fishin holes'..... :(
Is that what is for?
Funny I always thought it was an extra eye so you could watch NASCAR and Realtree Outdoors at the same time. ac_dunno
mine is broken. i hate NASCAR.... idiots driving in circles. followed by bigger idiots interviewing idiots driving in circles.... 'hey, jimbo. seemed you were a little slow on that last turn. do you have a strategy?' 'yeah, luke. i was slow. but i think that the next time, i'ma go faster.' 'faster, huh? that sounds like a good plan.' 'now lets turn things back over to doug in the newsroom.'.... FUCKIN IDIOTS.... :(
Wow, you're from down south and you DON'T like NASCAR? ac_umm
What are you trying to get yourself tared and feathered?
yeah. i suppose so.... i hate football too.... well, pretty much any sports really....
Well don't all Americans?
It's common knowledge around here that each and every one of us merkins have at least 5 or 6 guns on our person all the times. ac_toofunny Everyone knows that if they see me walking funny it's because I have an AK-47 shoved down the leg of my pants. ac_rollseyes
For future reference don't shout out stuff like that around here. It causes most of the Canadians and the Australians to soil themselves. ac_cool
not ALL acc_angry
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Sorry cc, I fixed it.
Please accept my apologies but to be honest, I usually do not consider you Canadian or Australian. I always think of you as sort of unique and aloof in your nationalistic tendencies; more a citizen of the world, if you will. No offense was or ever is intended toward you.
I wasn't really mad. Just playing mad.
"citizen of the world" .. I like that.
Actually, you have me pegged pretty well .. I'm not strongly nationalistic in any direction for sure and do have a longstanding love affair with Americans in general.
Oh, and I,m OK re: guns as well
A true multiculturalist!
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Hahaha! How intensely delectable the thought is of you penetrating my bedchamber and delicately fondle my pillow while I sleep. Unfortunately, I will scrub this particular fantasy as my dentition is complete and intact. But rest assured, as to not deprive you of your obligation, I will swiftly inform you if one of my tusks were to drop.
In the meantime, I have placed a saucer full of ginger cookies and a glass of milk on the coffee table.
Dang! I swore off cookies until Christmas. You might have to bake a fresh batch come December.
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which fits into your point ..we don't know who it is ... [size=150]we do know it is playing games[/size]
Yes, I agree. It's possible it is a girl too.
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Then I am the one who needs guarding according to some.
ac_unsure
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I give no fuck how you feel. If you were as credible as you imply, reveal your Van alter. Simple, really. Show your face, and then we can interact on a level playing field. As far as you are concerned, as long as you choose to play charades, I choose to kick your ass. As you know full well, I'm that kind of man.
You want congeniality? Then show it...by abandoning your silly alter. You want to play ludicrous games, then I shall continue snarling and biting.
I am in no doubt you have more to offer. Largely because so far you've offered nothing but puffery and hokum, and you are thus treating this forum and its members with disrespect.
Show some respect, and you'll get some back. Treat us like fools, and the dog will take a firm grip of your
Even then, I bet it's higher pitched than the average 15 year old girl. ac_doofus
You're correct. He's as shrill as ever.
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I have never understood the appeal of the girlyboy twins from Quebec. Then again, white people are pretty strange anyway.
lol
I think both whelpy and Blurt are swell GUYS.
Me too - "Swell"ed head"
ac_smile
Say it isn't so. Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed it. Opie called HIllary Clinton "Climpus." I firmly believe I am still as observant as I have always been. Only the poster who goes by the name of Schizo does that, I mean Schekko.
Only Xekko ain't so smart with the words...but well observed.
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Exactly.
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Well, thanks, Leo. This poster started out posting some wishy washy posts but then later decided to gather himself and write more composed posts, perhaps in hopes of impressing us cashews.
Or trolling us.
Note he hasn't been seen of late...
He was on this morning at 9am.
But no posts...
No surprise there. Wants to see reactions...but doesn't want to confront the harsh truth.
He sure stirred you up good.
No, he didn't. He was trolling, and I took him up on it because we do not need that bullshit here.
I was just being my usual "guard dog" self.
Seemed to have done pretty well. You're welcome.
Great, RW! ac_dance
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They are full of themselves, but what really made me lol was RW calling those effeminate assholes "guys". ac_toofunny ac_lmfao