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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on July 06, 2015, 07:56:42 PM

Title: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 06, 2015, 07:56:42 PM
Hi, I'm SPECTRE, and I'm a gamer.



 ac_hithere
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 06, 2015, 07:57:58 PM
I, too, am a gamer.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 06, 2015, 07:59:04 PM
No. No...I said REAL gamers.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 06, 2015, 08:04:19 PM
Oh I need to post my Battlefield scores.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 12:16:18 AM
Yawn...



You are talking to a Colonel Level 20...the OLDEST level 20 on the planet!!!
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 07, 2015, 12:20:30 AM
You don't know that.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 12:45:35 AM
I posted on the CoD website and asked if anyone was older.



No responses.



I claim the title!!!
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 07, 2015, 01:19:57 AM
ROFL!
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 07, 2015, 02:58:47 AM
Used to have a sponsor in counter-strike.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 03:51:22 AM
Not sure what that means...
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 07, 2015, 04:06:20 AM
Counter strike..



First person shooter game.. Counter-terrorists vs. terrorists.



Atleast it was the most popular online game a few years back.



The sponsors paid our trips to assemblies and paid our drinks..
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2015, 05:46:21 AM
Evercrack and warcrack survivor here.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 06:39:55 AM
I don't know ANY of these titles!!!



DERP.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: keeper on July 07, 2015, 06:55:17 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Counter strike..



First person shooter game.. Counter-terrorists vs. terrorists.



Atleast it was the most popular online game a few years back.



The sponsors paid our trips to assemblies and paid our drinks..


Damn i was good at that game!!!!
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 07, 2015, 07:11:32 AM
I used to be really good but I´m probably rusty now.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2015, 07:42:58 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I don't know ANY of these titles!!!



DERP.

You cannot call yourself a gamer and NOY know about Ever quest.  Diablo? WoW? FF? Oblivion? Come on...I'm goin old school
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I don't know ANY of these titles!!!



DERP.

You cannot call yourself a gamer and NOY know about Ever quest.  Diablo? WoW? FF? Oblivion? Come on...I'm goin old school


Oh, those.



Nah...girl games...



I'm HARD CORE baybee.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Anonymous on July 07, 2015, 07:59:16 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I don't know ANY of these titles!!!



DERP.

You cannot call yourself a gamer and NOY know about Ever quest.  Diablo? WoW? FF? Oblivion? Come on...I'm goin old school
  



Oh, those.



Nah...girl games...



I'm HARD CORE baybee.
 Hard core is Nero.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Frood on July 07, 2015, 11:01:59 AM
I have a Tetris affliction. Had to uninstall it on my phone last year.



I guess I'm a recovering Tetris addict.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 07, 2015, 11:41:55 AM
Curveball..



I used to be hooked on net poker.. More winnings than losses but still..
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 07:15:10 PM
I'm an FPS junkie, with a penchant for car racing games. I don't mind the Assassin's Creed series either...especially the pirate's version!!! Sail away me hearties...avast...



Right now I'm Batman, fighting the Arkham Knight. The Batman games are awesome.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 07, 2015, 07:42:41 PM
I used to be a whiz at Tetris growing up.  Now I avoid it to avoid getting hooked again.



I have played Diablo, Neverwinter Nights, Second Life, WoW, Guild Wars 2, Dune, Battlefield, Wolfenstein 3D, and Quake.  I dig MMORPGs and FPS games.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 07:49:37 PM
Second Life wasn't a game. It was a meat market!!
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 07, 2015, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Second Life wasn't a game. It was a meat market!!

It was a whole lot of kinky ass fun is what it was.



I fucked the Koolaid man!  hahahahaha
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 07, 2015, 08:56:45 PM
TART
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2015, 03:38:36 AM
I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 08, 2015, 04:10:21 AM
Wolfenstein Enemy Territory..



G!X clan.



Its a good game.. Its free first person shooter.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 08, 2015, 04:11:04 AM
EVE online..



You have to buy game time just like in WoW.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 08, 2015, 06:39:18 AM
Quote from: "Dove"I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.


CYBERTART.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 08, 2015, 07:22:20 AM
Second life.



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Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 08, 2015, 07:36:18 PM
Quote from: "Dove"I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.

WoW sex is a yawnfest compared to SecondLife.



Undead?  Troll?  Tauren?
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 08, 2015, 07:51:17 PM
You're sick.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 08, 2015, 07:56:12 PM
What?



:P
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 09, 2015, 05:16:06 AM
Gimme some sugar, realwoman.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 09, 2015, 09:56:55 AM
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Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 01:44:51 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Dove"I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.

WoW sex is a yawnfest compared to SecondLife.



Undead?  Troll?  Tauren?
 undead, mage...mainly frost and very deadly.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 12:03:31 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Dove"I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.

WoW sex is a yawnfest compared to SecondLife.



Undead?  Troll?  Tauren?
 undead, mage...mainly frost and very deadly.

I was a human Mage. :)  Back in Lich I was Arcane/Frost with mad DPS and PVP skills that would knock your socks off.  Then I moved to Frost after one of the expansions arfed up the build trees.  I walked away from Draenor as it was boring shit.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 04:51:10 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Dove"I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.

WoW sex is a yawnfest compared to SecondLife.



Undead?  Troll?  Tauren?
 undead, mage...mainly frost and very deadly.

I was a human Mage. :)  Back in Lich I was Arcane/Frost with mad DPS and PVP skills that would knock your socks off.  Then I moved to Frost after one of the expansions arfed up the build trees.  I walked away from Draenor as it was boring shit.
  I had to play on the hoorde. Lol.  No one could touch me in PvP. Not even rouges. I also had a blood elf warlock.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Dove"I had cyber sex with my guild master in the undercity.

WoW sex is a yawnfest compared to SecondLife.



Undead?  Troll?  Tauren?
 undead, mage...mainly frost and very deadly.

I was a human Mage. :)  Back in Lich I was Arcane/Frost with mad DPS and PVP skills that would knock your socks off.  Then I moved to Frost after one of the expansions arfed up the build trees.  I walked away from Draenor as it was boring shit.
  I had to play on the hoorde. Lol.  No one could touch me in PvP. Not even rouges. I also had a blood elf warlock.

I had no problem with rogues.  Druids always gave me the hardest time in arena but even then :)
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 16, 2015, 04:21:04 PM
Total war series..



Napoleon total war.



Medieval II total war with a "third age total war" conversion... It changes maps to middle-earth and units/heros are from the lord of the rings.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 16, 2015, 08:01:47 PM
What sort of games are they?
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 17, 2015, 07:03:04 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"What sort of games are they?


Strategy.



Campaign map where you see your troops, cities, resources sites, enemies.. You move your troops on the campaign map..



Battle map is where you take personal command of your armies.. Like when you attack enemy army or enemy city/settlement.



You make alliances, trade agreements, peace agreements etc. with the other factions..

Diplomacy is absolutely necessary.. Without it, you wont last very long.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: J0E on July 21, 2015, 01:00:26 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Hi, I'm SPECTRE, and I'm a gamer.



 ac_hithere


I never play electronic games.

I only play the ones from real life.

If you fight somebody with a sword, then it should be a real sword.

If you wanna get into a fight, it should be a real fight.

If you wanna fly a plane, then fly a real one, not a simulator.

If you wanna raise hell, then be prepared ta get into a real argument with someone.



The Internet has made us soft, fake and superficial.

we're all becomin' a bunch of wimps, pussies hidin' behind Internet handles, playing all these simulated games.

That's why I prefer to stay away from them.

I want real experience, not a fake one.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 26, 2015, 05:12:51 AM
So, when you were a kid, you played cowboys and indians with real bows, arrows and firearms?



You DO understand the difference between violence and entertainment, right Frankie?
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Wulf on July 29, 2015, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: "Frank"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Hi, I'm SPECTRE, and I'm a gamer.



 ac_hithere


I never play electronic games.

I only play the ones from real life.

If you fight somebody with a sword, then it should be a real sword.

If you wanna get into a fight, it should be a real fight.

If you wanna fly a plane, then fly a real one, not a simulator.

If you wanna raise hell, then be prepared ta get into a real argument with someone.



The Internet has made us soft, fake and superficial.

we're all becomin' a bunch of wimps, pussies hidin' behind Internet handles, playing all these simulated games.

That's why I prefer to stay away from them.

I want real experience, not a fake one.


Well you better get to it boy. You seem rather bereft of any "real experience".



At the rate you're going, death is the only reality you will ever experience.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Romero on July 29, 2015, 03:12:03 PM
Quote from: "Frank"I never play electronic games.

I only play the ones from real life.

If you fight somebody with a sword, then it should be a real sword.

If you wanna get into a fight, it should be a real fight.

If you wanna fly a plane, then fly a real one, not a simulator.

If you wanna raise hell, then be prepared ta get into a real argument with someone.



The Internet has made us soft, fake and superficial.

we're all becomin' a bunch of wimps, pussies hidin' behind Internet handles, playing all these simulated games.

That's why I prefer to stay away from them.

I want real experience, not a fake one.

You've fought somebody with a sword and you've flown a plane? No, you haven't? Then what the hell are you talking about?



I'm sorry the internet has made you soft, fake and superficial. But I'm pretty sure that's your own fault.



What do you do when somebody asks if you want to play chess?
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: reel on July 29, 2015, 05:04:09 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Frank"I never play electronic games.

I only play the ones from real life.

If you fight somebody with a sword, then it should be a real sword.

If you wanna get into a fight, it should be a real fight.

If you wanna fly a plane, then fly a real one, not a simulator.

If you wanna raise hell, then be prepared ta get into a real argument with someone.



The Internet has made us soft, fake and superficial.

we're all becomin' a bunch of wimps, pussies hidin' behind Internet handles, playing all these simulated games.

That's why I prefer to stay away from them.

I want real experience, not a fake one.

You've fought somebody with a sword and you've flown a plane? No, you haven't? Then what the hell are you talking about?



I'm sorry the internet has made you soft, fake and superficial. But I'm pretty sure that's your own fault.



What do you do when somebody asks if you want to play chess?


I have done all those things and I prefer the video game versions of all of them.  Admittedly, the sword fighting was just play fighting, but it ended with me stabbing a hole in a fellow's suitcase, which almost did result in a real sword fight.  The video game versions are more fun because you don't have to master the skills involved for it to be enjoyable.  Swords, fights, and flying a plane are stressful as hell if you don't really know what you are doing.  Video games allow a bit of tourism into the things in life that involve a great deal of risk.



Joe is an idiot and I really doubt he has done any of those things.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 29, 2015, 07:42:03 PM
Just for the record, MS Flight Simulator is a HOOT (and a challenge) to play.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 30, 2015, 04:54:29 AM
IL-2 Sturmovik..
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 30, 2015, 05:17:31 AM
Napoleon total war..



I´m holding Brussels, Amsterdam, Brandenburg, Paris, Königsberg, Warsaw and some other small cities as part of my große Deutsch kaiserreich.



I liberated Vienna from the yoke of Napoleon.. Now the austrians can be my ally..



Russia declared war on me yesterday.. But they have only just probed a little bit..



I have pulled town watch units from cities.. I gathered them to an army under the command of Gebhard Von Blücher. He is the hero unit for Prussia.

He will be invading Russia so that I can get peace with them.. Too many enemies.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 30, 2015, 02:24:35 PM
Peace with Russia after 3 battles..



France declared war...



Ongoing war with great britain.. Drove off Arthur Wellesley from France.



Building ships.. 74 gun ship of the lines and smaller ones..
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 30, 2015, 10:14:40 PM
My top Battlefield kill score.



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BOOYA!  Top that Mr. Call of Duty.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on July 31, 2015, 03:54:43 AM
Little girls like realwoman didnt survive in counter strike.



They just ended up with PTSD.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 31, 2015, 05:03:29 PM
Yeah we'll see when I'm slitting your throat.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on July 31, 2015, 07:44:54 PM
126 in an hour?



What version of BF is that?
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on July 31, 2015, 10:05:45 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"126 in an hour?



What version of BF is that?

I'd have to look.  It was an epic battle.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2015, 03:43:20 AM
Quote from: "RW"Yeah we'll see when I'm slitting your throat.


But you have died half the time..
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2015, 03:51:02 PM
Your kill ratio is completely inadequate... Makes me think that you just respawn and run at the enemy.



Never played battlefield... Maybe thats not bad kill ratio in it.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2015, 04:00:37 PM
I´m losing Paris...



The french declared war and laid siege on Paris.. I destroyed them but I took heavy casualties..

Then the spanish attacked.. 3 spanish armies.



I attacked the spanish but I had to retreat back to the city fortress... Only a hundred men left against several thousand spanish.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on August 01, 2015, 05:08:49 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Your kill ratio is completely inadequate... Makes me think that you just respawn and run at the enemy.



Never played battlefield... Maybe thats not bad kill ratio in it.

Look at the death ratios of everyone else.  Mine is better than most.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on August 01, 2015, 07:27:31 PM
Although you were probably camping...
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on August 01, 2015, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Although you were probably camping...

I was kicking ass and taking names.  Tell me that isn't a decent kill score.  It's a good kill to death ratio AND I had shit ping time.



Be impressed.  I'll wait.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on August 01, 2015, 10:00:49 PM
No, its a good score. Cannot deny.



Still waiting on the version of BF. That looks like it was 2.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on August 01, 2015, 11:16:08 PM
It was 3.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on August 02, 2015, 03:34:06 AM
Mmmm....OK.



Nice shootin' mama!!!
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: RW on August 02, 2015, 03:41:10 AM
Thank you :)
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 04:18:20 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Odinson"Your kill ratio is completely inadequate... Makes me think that you just respawn and run at the enemy.



Never played battlefield... Maybe thats not bad kill ratio in it.

Look at the death ratios of everyone else.  Mine is better than most.


Yes..



5-10 times more kills than deaths is not that hard to achieve.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Bricktop on August 03, 2015, 10:33:37 PM
Oh?



What's YOUR tally?
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2015, 06:00:59 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Oh?



What's YOUR tally?


I did get 30+ killing sprees all the time... Thats on regular server..



In clan battles, its a bit harder because every1 knows how to shoot.
Title: Re: Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2015, 06:01:32 AM
Thats how you get Redbull to sponsor you.
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