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Title: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 12:08:44 AM
.... your best friend's butthole region if he or she needed you to?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2015, 01:05:07 AM
Quote from: "RW".... your best friend's butthole region if he or she needed you to?


If said friend was female i would  ac_smile



If said friend was male i would say sure then slap his nuts and tell him if he ever asked again it gets the hose next time :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 01:05:42 AM
Quote from: "RW".... your best friend's butthole region if he or she needed you to?

Gawd whites are hairy apes.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: cc on July 10, 2015, 01:55:00 AM
Waccist Waccist Waccist Waccist Waccist



and from  an Asian, none of whom can drive
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: asal on July 10, 2015, 03:08:42 AM
I would.  I would also suggest that my friend goes to a brazilian waxer.  I know a really good one.  Waxing is better than shaving.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 03:22:35 AM
Quote from: "RW".... your best friend's butthole region if he or she needed you to?

 Yes. But I work in a field where shaving, wiping and washing people's neither regions is a daily occurence. So if you ever need your butt hole shaved, I'm your woman.  ac_hithere
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 03:23:23 AM
Quote from: "asal"I would.  I would also suggest that my friend goes to a brazilian waxer.  I know a really good one.  Waxing is better than shaving.
I got one of those once. I lost my eye sight for exactly ten seconds.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: asal on July 10, 2015, 03:26:33 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "asal"I would.  I would also suggest that my friend goes to a brazilian waxer.  I know a really good one.  Waxing is better than shaving.
I got one of those once. I lost my eye sight for exactly ten seconds.


 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 03:43:58 AM
Haha



I would and have shaved my bestie's arsehole.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Frood on July 10, 2015, 06:05:48 AM
Quote from: "asal"I would.  I would also suggest that my friend goes to a brazilian waxer.  I know a really good one.  Waxing is better than shaving.


exactly
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Bricktop on July 10, 2015, 08:45:00 AM
You people are sick.



 :yuk:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Wulf on July 10, 2015, 01:12:32 PM
Quote from: "RW".... your best friend's butthole region if he or she needed you to?


What do you mean "needed"?



Under what circumstance would someone need their asshole shaved outside of a surgical operating room?  :2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 01:25:48 PM
What if he/she was going to get rimmed by the person of his/her dreams but needed a shorn brown star?



Okay, it's hypothetical but would you?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Wulf on July 10, 2015, 02:02:06 PM
Quote from: "RW"What if he/she was going to get rimmed by the person of his/her dreams but needed a shorn brown star?



Okay, it's hypothetical but would you?

 

 :nea:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 02:41:06 PM
You men are bad friends!
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 03:06:53 PM
Unless you know your friend is totally into it, asking them would make you a bad friend. You wouldn't dare ask them to clean your toilet, but you'd ask them to shave your butthole?



Though I guess there could be one beneficial situation.



"Would you shave my butthole?"



"No. Gross."



"Can you help me move on Saturday?"



"Oh yes, thank God yes. Phew."



The rimmee should ask the rimmer. Not much to ask since they're already going to stick their face down there.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 03:33:29 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"Waccist Waccist Waccist Waccist Waccist



and from  an Asian, none of whom can drive

Nor can we shave a good asshole.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 04:23:43 PM
I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Wulf on July 10, 2015, 04:46:50 PM
Quote from: "RW"You men are bad friends!


Hey, you don't know who my friends are. If you did, you wouldn't get near their butt hole either.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Wulf on July 10, 2015, 04:47:49 PM
Quote from: "RW"I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.


Yeah right.......Except shit shoots out of it.  :negative:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 05:07:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.

You'd be asking your platonic friend to perform a sexual act. It's not like you'd be asking them to cut your hair. It'd be much less awkward if you asked them to shave your pubic hair.



What's the big deal?



"Would you mind scratching my ass? It's just another body part."



"Would you mind massaging my breasts? They're just another body part."
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.

You'd be asking your platonic friend to perform a sexual act. It's not like you'd be asking them to cut your hair. It'd be much less awkward if you asked them to shave your pubic hair.



What's the big deal?



"Would you mind scratching my ass? It's just another body part."



"Would you mind massaging my breasts? They're just another body part."

What sexual act is in shaving someone's bum hole?  It's not foreplay - it's assisted grooming.



My best friend asked me once and I helped her out.  Are you saying we had sexual relations because if so, that was some of the shittiest foreplay I've ever come across.  I mean, we didn't even kiss or bump doughnuts afterwards.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Wulf on July 10, 2015, 05:51:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.

You'd be asking your platonic friend to perform a sexual act. It's not like you'd be asking them to cut your hair. It'd be much less awkward if you asked them to shave your pubic hair.



What's the big deal?



"Would you mind scratching my ass? It's just another body part."



"Would you mind massaging my breasts? They're just another body part."

What sexual act is in shaving someone's bum hole?  It's not foreplay - it's assisted grooming.


You mean like a pair of baboons? Did you pick the nits out of her hair and eat them too?  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 06:00:24 PM
Quote from: "RW"What sexual act is in shaving someone's bum hole?  It's not foreplay - it's assisted grooming.



My best friend asked me once and I helped her out.  Are you saying we had sexual relations because if so, that was some of the shittiest foreplay I've ever come across.  I mean, we didn't even kiss or bump doughnuts afterwards.

"Would you mind holding my penis while I take a leak? It's not sexual because we're not going to kiss afterwards."



You've well surpassed Joe level trolling, but I'm more than happy to play the game.



If it's not a big deal, why would you even need to ask us?



If it's not sexual, why did you specifically post this in the sex sub-forum?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 06:22:53 PM
Oh Romero, your pissiness cup hath spillth over.  I like it when you're fighty ;)



I posted it here out of respect for those on the board who wish to contain issues involving private parts in such a spot.  This sub is called "Forbidden Polka" not "Sex Talk Only".  



I'm sorry you don't understand that not every action that has to do with private parts is sexual.  I asked out of curiousity, mostly in the differences between gender attitudes.  Is that ok with you?



And for the record, I have held a penis while a male was urinating and it wasn't sexual.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 06:48:16 PM
So I've been performing sex acts with all my patients then. I'm a huge wore apparently.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 06:50:23 PM
I was going to make that point but I was sure you'd pick up on it.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 06:52:36 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "RW".... your best friend's butthole region if he or she needed you to?


What do you mean "needed"?



Under what circumstance would someone need their asshole shaved outside of a surgical operating room?  :2r4ml1j_th:
 When you are morbidly pregnant, can't reach and don't want a jungle of hair down there for blood to clot in after you give birth.  When you are very old and incontinent and poop dries in it. There are a host of reasons. Life is hard. Lol
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 06:54:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"I was going to make that point but I was sure you'd pick up on it.
 One of my besties was a cna, and when I was too pregnant to reach, and had gone so long without shaving that I hated myself (I'm really weird about pubes on myself) she offered to shave me. That's what stepping up to the plate is all about! Lol
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 07:01:24 PM
Quote from: "RW"Oh Romero, your pissiness cup hath spillth over.  I like it when you're fighty ;)



I posted it here out of respect for those on the board who wish to contain issues involving private parts in such a spot.  This sub is called "Forbidden Polka" not "Sex Talk Only".  



I'm sorry you don't understand that not every action that has to do with private parts is sexual.  I asked out of curiousity, mostly in the differences between gender attitudes.  Is that ok with you?



And for the record, I have held a penis while a male was urinating and it wasn't sexual.

Strange that you don't think it's sexual yet you know for a fact that everyone else would think it is. And I'm going to post a cute video of puppies meeting kittens, but I'm going to post it in the politics sub-forum out of respect for others.



My mistake. This sub is called "Forbidden Polka". It's actually about the Polish Polka Prohibition back in the 1970s and has nothing to do with sex at all. Wait, what's this?


Quote from: "RW"Well cc, this is the PUBLIC version of the sex board so I wouldn't get too personal unless you are comfortable with that.



This part is for articles, stories, funnies, general sexual discussion, much like the original sub forum was.

Oops!



I take it back. You got a long way to go before you can catch up to Joe.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 07:04:59 PM
Okay Ro, it's a sub around issues of sex and sexuality.



Now what is sexual about shaving your best FRIEND's arsehole?   Why would you even think that is sexual?  Hahaha. It honestly never crossed my mind as a sexual question.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 07:10:14 PM
My husband just reminded me that we were talking about this earlier this week because it was a post on Reddit.  It was a guy talking about how him and his friend used to shave each other in college in preparation for dates with women. Comments were around it being a double standard because if it was two women it wouldn't be an issue.



Is that Joe enough for you Captain PC?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 10, 2015, 07:11:55 PM
I dont know what all the fuss is about, All i do is squat over a candle. POOF!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 07:17:17 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.

You'd be asking your platonic friend to perform a sexual act. It's not like you'd be asking them to cut your hair. It'd be much less awkward if you asked them to shave your pubic hair.



What's the big deal?



"Would you mind scratching my ass? It's just another body part."



"Would you mind massaging my breasts? They're just another body part."

What sexual act is in shaving someone's bum hole?  It's not foreplay - it's assisted grooming.


You mean like a pair of baboons? Did you pick the nits out of her hair and eat them too?  :laugh3:

You had to go there didn't you?   ac_razz



Haha
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 07:32:08 PM
Quote from: "RW"Okay Ro, it's a sub around issues of sex and sexuality.



Now what is sexual about shaving your best FRIEND's arsehole?   Why would you even think that is sexual?  Hahaha. It honestly never crossed my mind as a sexual question.

It didn't? But you just finally admitted that you specifically posted this topic in a sub-forum meant for issues of sex and sexuality.



Oh, I forgot to add this joke in my last post:


Quote from: "RW"And for the record, I have held a penis while a male was urinating and it wasn't sexual.

You'll believe anything any old man will tell you.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"Okay Ro, it's a sub around issues of sex and sexuality.



Now what is sexual about shaving your best FRIEND's arsehole?   Why would you even think that is sexual?  Hahaha. It honestly never crossed my mind as a sexual question.

It didn't? But you just finally admitted that you specifically posted this topic in a sub-forum meant for issues of sex and sexuality.



Oh, I forgot to add this joke in my last post:


Quote from: "RW"And for the record, I have held a penis while a male was urinating and it wasn't sexual.

You'll believe anything any old man will tell you.

So what's the problem exactly?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Wulf on July 10, 2015, 08:03:55 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I don't see the big deal.  It's just another body part.

You'd be asking your platonic friend to perform a sexual act. It's not like you'd be asking them to cut your hair. It'd be much less awkward if you asked them to shave your pubic hair.



What's the big deal?



"Would you mind scratching my ass? It's just another body part."



"Would you mind massaging my breasts? They're just another body part."

What sexual act is in shaving someone's bum hole?  It's not foreplay - it's assisted grooming.


You mean like a pair of baboons? Did you pick the nits out of her hair and eat them too?  :laugh3:

You had to go there didn't you?   ac_razz



Haha


It was kind of the next logical progression, was it not?  :laugh3:



This kind of a weird topic but now I'm curious. How "best" or close of a friend does one have to be before you would say okay to shaving their asshole? I'm assuming they have to be more than just a casual friend or acquaintance. The reason I ask is because you women can change "best friends" like most people change their socks.



So I was wondering if one of the ladies here asked you to do it,.....would you do it?


  • 1.) If so, which one?

    2.) Could we watch?

    3.) Can I bring a camera?   ac_umm
  •  
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 08:20:32 PM
I have two best friends.  One has been my friend since I was 5 and the other since I was 10.  :)



I would.



1. Any one of them.

2. That would be up to the lady.

3. See above.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 08:33:50 PM
Quote from: "RW"My husband just reminded me that we were talking about this earlier this week because it was a post on Reddit.  It was a guy talking about how him and his friend used to shave each other in college in preparation for dates with women. Comments were around it being a double standard because if it was two women it wouldn't be an issue.



Is that Joe enough for you Captain PC?

Ha ha, whether they realized it or not they were shaving each other for sexual reasons. Going on dates with women doesn't mean they're not at least a little bi.



It's much easier to shave your own junk because you can feel exactly how much pressure to use and how close the shave is. It's not the same as shaving someone's face. I suppose they gave each other a nice lathering too. I guess they held hands when they went out only because they didn't want to accidentally lose each other.


Quote from: "RW"So what's the problem exactly?

No problem. I'm certainly getting a kick out all this! But it's not very nice trying to mislead everyone.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Bricktop on July 10, 2015, 09:06:21 PM
Quote from: "RW"I have two best friends.  One has been my friend since I was 5 and the other since I was 10.  :)



I would.



1. Any one of them.

2. That would be up to the lady.

3. See above.


Er hem.



 ac_hithere
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 09:07:44 PM
Yours too Spec.  Might need a couple extra razors though.



 :laugh:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Bricktop on July 10, 2015, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: "RW"Yours too Spec.  Might need a couple extra razors though.



 :laugh:


Right.



THAT is going to cost you.



 ac_beating
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on July 10, 2015, 09:19:06 PM
That's just weird. I have BFFs but we'd never ask that of each other. There are devices one can buy to groom yourself with and it can reach your bumhole. You don't need a friend to do it. That's what mirrors are for. That's just inappropriate.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "RW"Yours too Spec.  Might need a couple extra razors though.



 :laugh:


Right.



THAT is going to cost you.



 ac_beating

 :tease:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 09:32:51 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"That's just weird. I have BFFs but we'd never ask that of each other. There are devices one can buy to groom yourself with and it can reach your bumhole. You don't need a friend to do it. That's what mirrors are for. That's just inappropriate.

Ain't it though! No problem if you know your friend would be into it, but that's obviously fairly rare to say the least. I certainly wouldn't want to weird my friends out and put them in an extremely awkward and uncomfortable position. For the rest of their lives they're going to be thinking "this freak wanted me to shave their bumhole".



First it's shaving a bumhole, what the heck would be next?!
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 09:36:51 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"That's just weird. I have BFFs but we'd never ask that of each other. There are devices one can buy to groom yourself with and it can reach your bumhole. You don't need a friend to do it. That's what mirrors are for. That's just inappropriate.

Ain't it though! No problem if you know your friend would be into it, but that's obviously fairly rare to say the least. I certainly wouldn't want to weird my friends out and put them in an extremely awkward and uncomfortable position. For the rest of their lives they're going to be thinking "this freak wanted me to shave their bumhole".



First it's shaving a bumhole, what the heck would be next?!

I didn't think anything of it.  What's worse than shaving a bumhole?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 09:42:21 PM
Would you ask a family member to do it? It wouldn't be unusual. It's not sexual. It's just a body part.



Right?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: "Romero"Would you ask a family member to do it? It wouldn't be unusual. It's not sexual. It's just a body part.



Right?

Why are you being so weird and defensive?



I said "best friend".  I said I've done it.  I've said it wasn't sexual.  Now you're on to family members? Wtf?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 09:59:25 PM
Tell me something Ro...



If I shave my pubic region, am I masturbating?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 10:15:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"Why are you being so weird and defensive?



I said "best friend".  I said I've done it.  I've said it wasn't sexual.  Now you're on to family members? Wtf?

I don't feel weird and defensive, especially considering that I'm not the one trying to explain how shaving your friend's asshole is like braiding their hair.



You say it's not sexual. Since it's not sexual or at all unusual, would you ask a family member?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 10:20:12 PM
Sometimes women do strange things together. Myself and one of my friends took my daughter to the ER because my daughters vagina and rectum was beat red and swollen. It turned out that she had an allergic reaction to dryer sheets.  But the doctor wanted to make sure it wasn't worms, so she told us to wait until daughter was asleep and put tape on her butthole and see if it picked up eggs. You can bet that three hours later me and my friend were in bathroom with tape on our assholes.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 10:22:17 PM
Women don't think like men. We can see and even touch body parts without anything remotely sexual even crossing our minds.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 10:24:18 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"Why are you being so weird and defensive?



I said "best friend".  I said I've done it.  I've said it wasn't sexual.  Now you're on to family members? Wtf?

I don't feel weird and defensive, especially considering that I'm not the one trying to explain how shaving your friend's asshole is like braiding their hair.



You say it's not sexual. Since it's not sexual or at all unusual, would you ask a family member?

I'm not trying to explain that at all actually.  Anything else you want to invent while we're at it?



I'm not as close with my family as I am with my best friend.  Shaving her butt wasn't sexual at all.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 10:25:46 PM
Quote from: "RW"Tell me something Ro...



If I shave my pubic region, am I masturbating?
in the perpetual porno that is the male mind, of course you are! Lol
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 10:35:51 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "RW"Tell me something Ro...



If I shave my pubic region, am I masturbating?
in the perpetual porno that is the male mind, of course you are! Lol

If that's the case, I'm surprised I haven't gone blind yet.   :laugh3:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 10:38:58 PM
Quote from: "RW"I'm not trying to explain that at all actually.  Anything else you want to invent while we're at it?



I'm not as close with my family as I am with my best friend.  Shaving her butt wasn't sexual at all.

So if you were as close with your family, you would be totally okay with asking them to shave your asshole.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 10, 2015, 10:43:19 PM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I'm not trying to explain that at all actually.  Anything else you want to invent while we're at it?



I'm not as close with my family as I am with my best friend.  Shaving her butt wasn't sexual at all.

So if you were as close with your family, you would be totally okay with asking them to shave your asshole.

Nobody shaves my asshole but me.  There may come a time when I can no longer groom myself in which case I would ask my best friend.  If she wasn't available, I could ask my mom I suppose since she is a nurse.  I wouldn't tell you though because you'd tell everyone I fucked my mom.  



 ac_lmfao I'm sorry, this is so ridiculous that I can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 10, 2015, 10:59:04 PM
One time I got a pap smear/pelvic exam that was so aggressive I felt the doc owed me breakfast. I felt some shame in the parking lot.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 10, 2015, 11:08:53 PM
Quote from: "RW"Nobody shaves my asshole but me.  There may come a time when I can no longer groom myself in which case I would ask my best friend.  If she wasn't available, I could ask my mom I suppose since she is a nurse.  I wouldn't tell you though because you'd tell everyone I fucked my mom.  



 ac_lmfao I'm sorry, this is so ridiculous that I can't stop laughing.

Can no longer groom yourself? Your mother's a nurse? What's that got to do with anything? You were talking about having someone shave your asshole for a rimjob. You said it was nothing unusual or sexual so I was wondering if you would ask your family.



Getting a little defensive, perhaps? It's just a yes or no.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 11, 2015, 12:13:47 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"Nobody shaves my asshole but me.  There may come a time when I can no longer groom myself in which case I would ask my best friend.  If she wasn't available, I could ask my mom I suppose since she is a nurse.  I wouldn't tell you though because you'd tell everyone I fucked my mom.  



 ac_lmfao I'm sorry, this is so ridiculous that I can't stop laughing.

Can no longer groom yourself? Your mother's a nurse? What's that got to do with anything? You were talking about having someone shave your asshole for a rimjob. You said it was nothing unusual or sexual so I was wondering if you would ask your family.



Getting a little defensive, perhaps? It's just a yes or no.

Im not getting defensive at all.  I've answered your question twice now.  How about giving mine a shot:



If I shave my pubic hair, am I masturbating?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: asal on July 11, 2015, 12:48:14 AM
Quote from: "Dove"One time I got a pap smear/pelvic exam that was so aggressive I felt the doc owed me breakfast. I felt some shame in the parking lot.


 ac_crying   Were you dressed provocatively?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2015, 01:32:00 AM
Quote from: "asal"
Quote from: "Dove"One time I got a pap smear/pelvic exam that was so aggressive I felt the doc owed me breakfast. I felt some shame in the parking lot.


 ac_crying   Were you dressed provocatively?
ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 01:32:19 AM
Quote from: "RW"Im not getting defensive at all.  I've answered your question twice now.  How about giving mine a shot:



If I shave my pubic hair, am I masturbating?

You never answered my question. You said it wasn't unusual or sexual to ask a best friend if they would shave your asshole for a rimjob, so I'm wondering if you would also ask a family member to do the same. You only deflected with "we're not that close" and "my mother's a nurse" which totally have nothing to do with the question at hand. It's just a simple yes or no.



I will answer your question first anyway. It's no, because obviously shaving pubic hair and masturbating are two completely different things.



Your turn!
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2015, 01:34:53 AM
Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 11, 2015, 01:35:50 AM
Wait!!!

What, who said anything about a rimjob?  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: asal on July 11, 2015, 01:36:39 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"Wait!!!

What, who said anything about a rimjob?  :laugh3:


yo' mama.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 11, 2015, 01:36:51 AM
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?


And YOU, are you going to add an Avatar or do we need to have words?  ac_beating
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 01:42:17 AM
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?

By her reasoning? Clues? That's not totally saying no. Saying no is saying no.



It's only a two letter word. There's no need for context clues. We're all adults here, and RW isn't the kind of person to suddenly get all pc and watch what she says. I'm surprised by the fidgeting of such a simple question.



Would I do it? No.



See? It's that easy!
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 11, 2015, 01:43:41 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"Im not getting defensive at all.  I've answered your question twice now.  How about giving mine a shot:



If I shave my pubic hair, am I masturbating?

You never answered my question. You said it wasn't unusual or sexual to ask a best friend if they would shave your asshole for a rimjob, so I'm wondering if you would also ask a family member to do the same. You only deflected with "we're not that close" and "my mother's a nurse" which totally have nothing to do with the question at hand. It's just a simple yes or no.



I will answer your question first anyway. It's no, because obviously shaving pubic hair and masturbating are two completely different things.



Your turn!

I said no I'm not that close to my family.  Then you changed the parameters of the question and I said I would ask my mom then added the part about her being a nurse (experienced butthole shaver).  So you see, my esteemed colleague, I did answer you on both occasions.



The rimjob was an invented example and presented as a hypothetical.  I'm not sure it was clear or not, but the shaver is not the rimmer as well.



Shaving, unless part of foreplay, is not sexual.  You've confirmed that in your above answer.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 11, 2015, 01:44:21 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?

By her reasoning? Clues? That's not totally saying no. Saying no is saying no.



It's only a two letter word. There's no need for context clues. We're all adults here, and RW isn't the kind of person to suddenly get all pc and watch what she says. I'm surprised by the fidgeting of such a simple question.



Would I do it? No.



See? It's that easy!


What if your friend was female? you wouldnt shave her asshole? ac_wot
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 11, 2015, 01:45:22 AM
Quote from: "asal"
Quote from: "Keeper"Wait!!!

What, who said anything about a rimjob?  :laugh3:


yo' mama.
:2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2015, 01:52:08 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?


And YOU, are you going to add an Avatar or do we need to have words?  ac_beating
 I tried. I cant. None of my stuff fits. I can't even post my photography in the photography thread.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2015, 01:53:47 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?

By her reasoning? Clues? That's not totally saying no. Saying no is saying no.



It's only a two letter word. There's no need for context clues. We're all adults here, and RW isn't the kind of person to suddenly get all pc and watch what she says. I'm surprised by the fidgeting of such a simple question.



Would I do it? No.



See? It's that easy!
 I perfectly understood her answer. I didn't realize it needed to be even more simple to be understood. It was direct and clear.  No, she wouldnt.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 11, 2015, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?


And YOU, are you going to add an Avatar or do we need to have words?  ac_beating
 I tried. I cant. None of my stuff fits. I can't even post my photography in the photography thread.


Send it to me i can make it fit and send it back to you.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 03:18:10 AM
Quote from: "RW"I said no I'm not that close to my family.  Then you changed the parameters of the question and I said I would ask my mom then added the part about her being a nurse (experienced butthole shaver).  So you see, my esteemed colleague, I did answer you on both occasions.



The rimjob was an invented example and presented as a hypothetical.  I'm not sure it was clear or not, but the shaver is not the rimmer as well.



Shaving, unless part of foreplay, is not sexual.  You've confirmed that in your above answer.

Okay. You're right. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.



I hereby admit that there is clearly and absolutely, nothing unusual or sexual, about asking a friend to shave your asshole for a hypothetical rimjob. What the heck was I thinking?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 03:31:51 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?

By her reasoning? Clues? That's not totally saying no. Saying no is saying no.



It's only a two letter word. There's no need for context clues. We're all adults here, and RW isn't the kind of person to suddenly get all pc and watch what she says. I'm surprised by the fidgeting of such a simple question.



Would I do it? No.



See? It's that easy!


What if your friend was female? you wouldnt shave her asshole? ac_wot

Only if she was my bestest friend! Shaving your best friend's asshole for hypothetical rimjobs are what best friends are for.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2015, 03:35:13 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?




And YOU, are you going to add an Avatar or do we need to have words?  ac_beating
 I tried. I cant. None of my stuff fits. I can't even post my photography in the photography thread.


Send it to me i can make it fit and send it back to you.
Boom! I figured it out on my own. This is me :D
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Frood on July 11, 2015, 03:43:44 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I said no I'm not that close to my family.  Then you changed the parameters of the question and I said I would ask my mom then added the part about her being a nurse (experienced butthole shaver).  So you see, my esteemed colleague, I did answer you on both occasions.



The rimjob was an invented example and presented as a hypothetical.  I'm not sure it was clear or not, but the shaver is not the rimmer as well.



Shaving, unless part of foreplay, is not sexual.  You've confirmed that in your above answer.

Okay. You're right. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.



I hereby admit that there is clearly and absolutely, nothing unusual or sexual, about asking a friend to shave your asshole for a hypothetical rimjob. What the heck was I thinking?


Sexual in the objective but not in the execution?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 11, 2015, 04:05:37 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "RW"I said no I'm not that close to my family.  Then you changed the parameters of the question and I said I would ask my mom then added the part about her being a nurse (experienced butthole shaver).  So you see, my esteemed colleague, I did answer you on both occasions.



The rimjob was an invented example and presented as a hypothetical.  I'm not sure it was clear or not, but the shaver is not the rimmer as well.



Shaving, unless part of foreplay, is not sexual.  You've confirmed that in your above answer.

Okay. You're right. I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.



I hereby admit that there is clearly and absolutely, nothing unusual or sexual, about asking a friend to shave your asshole for a hypothetical rimjob. What the heck was I thinking?

I didn't say it wasn't unusual.



And you probably weren't :)
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 11, 2015, 04:07:42 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?

By her reasoning? Clues? That's not totally saying no. Saying no is saying no.



It's only a two letter word. There's no need for context clues. We're all adults here, and RW isn't the kind of person to suddenly get all pc and watch what she says. I'm surprised by the fidgeting of such a simple question.



Would I do it? No.



See? It's that easy!


What if your friend was female? you wouldnt shave her asshole? ac_wot

Only if she was my bestest friend! Shaving your best friend's asshole for hypothetical rimjobs are what best friends are for.

Men have a problem with it moreso than women.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 04:13:38 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sexual in the objective but not in the execution?

Hmm. I've never really thought about the sexual in the objective but not in the execution way of looking at it. Because wtf are you talking about.



This is about whether we would shave a best friend's butthole region or not. There's no need to make this all complicated.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 11, 2015, 04:17:45 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sexual in the objective but not in the execution?

Hmm. I've never really thought about the sexual in the objective but not in the execution way of looking at it. Because wtf are you talking about.



This is about whether we would shave a best friend's butthole region or not. There's no need to make this all complicated.

And you wouldn't so what are you carrying on about?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 04:26:40 AM
I'm just surprised that we haven't figured this out yet. Is there really not a single person here who's asked their best friend to shave their asshole? I've always been kind of a square, but my cool friends were always shaving each other's assholes.



It's not rocket science, people. Let's have some answers.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Frood on July 11, 2015, 04:27:22 AM
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sexual in the objective but not in the execution?

Hmm. I've never really thought about the sexual in the objective but not in the execution way of looking at it. Because wtf are you talking about.



This is about whether we would shave a best friend's butthole region or not. There's no need to make this all complicated.


Would you shave your friend's or family member's anus in the field if it meant that life saving surgery could go ahead without any major complications? Would you shave a testicle or outer labial region if shrapnel exploded just beneath them and surgery was imperative?



Would you just do it because you loved them or would you lose your shit and call it sexual?
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: keeper on July 11, 2015, 04:28:30 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?




And YOU, are you going to add an Avatar or do we need to have words?  ac_beating
 I tried. I cant. None of my stuff fits. I can't even post my photography in the photography thread.


Send it to me i can make it fit and send it back to you.
Boom! I figured it out on my own. This is me :D


Nice, and since were talking about shaving assholes  :wink:
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Romero on July 11, 2015, 04:33:03 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sexual in the objective but not in the execution?

Hmm. I've never really thought about the sexual in the objective but not in the execution way of looking at it. Because wtf are you talking about.



This is about whether we would shave a best friend's butthole region or not. There's no need to make this all complicated.


Would you shave your friend's or family member's anus in the field if it meant that life saving surgery could go ahead without any major complications? Would you shave a testicle or outer labial region if shrapnel exploded just beneath them and surgery was imperative?



Would you just do it because you loved them or would you lose your shit and call it sexual?

Please tell me I'm not dreaming and you're actually comparing shaving your best friend's butthole with being a casualty of war.



I'm begging you. Please tell me it again so I know it's for real and I can bask myself in all of its sweet, beautiful awesomeness.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: RW on July 11, 2015, 04:39:48 AM
Quote from: "Romero"I'm just surprised that we haven't figured this out yet. Is there really not a single person here who's asked their best friend to shave their asshole? I've always been kind of a square, but my cool friends were always shaving each other's assholes.



It's not rocket science, people. Let's have some answers.

My best friend asked me and I DID IT.  It wasn't sexual.
Title: Re: Would you shave....
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2015, 04:40:02 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Dove"Dude, she totally said No by saying her reasoning. She said she isn't as close to her family as she is to her friend. Context clues lead one to the understanding that she wouldn't go there with her family.  Unless it's under duress in which case her mom is a nurse, so mom can Sha e the butt hole. Does that help?




And YOU, are you going to add an Avatar or do we need to have words?  ac_beating
 I tried. I cant. None of my stuff fits. I can't even post my photography in the photography thread.


Send it to me i can make it fit and send it back to you.
Boom! I figured it out on my own. This is me :D


Nice, and since were talking about shaving assholes  :wink:
 I don't let grass grow on this play ground, honey, but if the day ever comes....I'll keep you in mind.  :thumbup: