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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 19, 2015, 09:47:37 PM

Title: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2015, 09:47:37 PM
And your father smelt of elderberries!!!  Discuss.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: RW on July 19, 2015, 09:49:46 PM
My mother wishes she could fit into a tube that easily.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2015, 09:51:14 PM
My mother would if there was Corona and xanax on the other side lol
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: RW on July 19, 2015, 09:52:02 PM
Hahaha!
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2015, 09:54:30 PM
I love my mom.  As long as my expectations remain rooted in reality, we actually have a pretty good relationship ...even though my sobriety and faith has her freaked out. She's trying though.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Bricktop on July 19, 2015, 10:38:31 PM
My mother is dead, and my father may as well be.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Frood on July 19, 2015, 10:41:42 PM
He scurried in after her before your stool hardener kicked in?
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Bricktop on July 20, 2015, 07:24:31 PM
:2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: RW on July 20, 2015, 07:25:32 PM
Fitting in a tube reference - that tube being your rectum.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on July 20, 2015, 07:26:19 PM
I look down upon my Mom because she is a foot shorter. Heheh. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Bricktop on July 20, 2015, 07:42:41 PM
Quote from: "RW"Fitting in a tube reference - that tube being your rectum.


 :2r4ml1j_th:
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: RW on July 20, 2015, 07:45:29 PM
Over your head.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Bricktop on July 20, 2015, 08:37:13 PM
Or under my feet.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Frood on July 20, 2015, 09:07:04 PM
Quote from: "RW"Over your head.


Quote from: "SPECTRE"Or under my feet.


I don't need to know your contorting bendy poses and insertion details, Sputnik.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Bricktop on July 21, 2015, 02:00:00 AM
We'll just add that to the ever growing list of things you don't know then, shall we?
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Frood on July 21, 2015, 10:05:45 AM
:laugh:



You're so adorable when you're stymied.
Title: Re: Your mother was a hamster
Post by: Bricktop on July 28, 2015, 08:47:11 PM
That is something you'll never experience.
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