I couldn't stop farting yesterday at work. Every minute or two a silent but deadly fluff dropped out of my bottom and I had to find creative ways to stash them in places that my coworkers wouldn't come across.
I failed like at least a dozen times. From the distance I could see eyebrows raise, sneers start, or just grotesque looks of momentary horror. They were seafood based and rather rich and fragrant.
Have you ever not been able to stop farting at work or a social setting and describe the carnage or looks of disgust.
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I failed like at least a dozen times. From the distance I could see eyebrows raise, sneers start, or just grotesque looks of momentary horror. They were seafood based and rather rich and fragrant.
Have you ever not been able to stop farting at work or a social setting and describe the carnage or looks of disgust.
Fuck, white people are gross.
Asians are incapable of flatulence? Is that another thing along with low body hair and diminished weight and stature which makes Asian men so transexually believable?
You feeling okay DD? Have you been hanging out with Captain Pooey Chair over on MB or something?
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I ate a lot garlic prawns for lunch. Should have known better but couldn't help myself. Each fluff got progressively worse to the point where I'd fart and know a minute or two was required for the smell to waft out of my panties and leggings. It was like musical chairs with a stinky tail that continually hung in the air.
Go to the doctor.
Why would I bother? I already knew what was happening and it was a savory affliction caused by an abrupt and severe change of dietary factors.
That's not what I mean. You've obviously taken a blow to the head.
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Not since a few nights ago, but I'm keen enough for it to happen again. :wink:
Lol
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I failed like at least a dozen times. From the distance I could see eyebrows raise, sneers start, or just grotesque looks of momentary horror. They were seafood based and rather rich and fragrant.
Fart humor FTW!!!!!!!
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Don't encourage her!!
I wonder if it smelled as bad as the shit that comes out of her mouth?
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For Asians, flatulence bring the scent of jasmine and lemongrass. ac_biggrin
Hah!! I bet Shen Li farts vodka and Wendy's.
KFC! :laugh3:
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I got into a cab Friday with a driver with a foul stench. He didn't pass wind, but he smelled like an open sewer. I couldn't get the smell of his cab out of my clothes.
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I ate a lot garlic prawns for lunch. Should have known better but couldn't help myself. Each fluff got progressively worse to the point where I'd fart and know a minute or two was required for the smell to waft out of
Your panties ac_wot you mean they make them in men's sizes? :2r4ml1j_th:
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I ate a lot garlic prawns for lunch. Should have known better but couldn't help myself. Each fluff got progressively worse to the point where I'd fart and know a minute or two was required for the smell to waft out of
Your panties ac_wot you mean they make them in men's sizes? :2r4ml1j_th:
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I will not be posting pictures of my panties under any circumstances, Keeper. That's just vulgar.
I figured you'd just tuck like in the movie. Hahaha
"I'd fuck me!" BUAHAHAHA
Wow, an all new low for this place. :laugh3:
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That's pretty impressive when you think about it. :)
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"I'd fuck me!" BUAHAHAHA
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I have no words
I had words but apparently they weren't good enough for you. ac_biggrin