I had a shower this morning. I ran the water. I removed my clothing. Then I saw a bag of clothes so I quickly picked it up to drop it in my daughter's room (she and my boy were outside). I stepped over to her bed before realising her curtains were open and a bunch of work men were staring at me. I ducked down and crawled out of her room, feeling rather exposed and humiliated.
Anyone else have a flashing story to share?
A while back i had asked my sister if she would take me to a Doctors appointment and to come pick me up at my place, I didnt realize i was running late and she was on her way already. I got out of the shower dried myself off and sat on the couch to txt her that i would meet her outside. Just as i hit send i hear her knock and walk!! HELLO
I jumped up and ran down the hall and all i can hear is her laughing.
Awkward :oeudC:
At my 21st I drank heaps and decided I'd wear a semi inflated kitchen glove over my head like a rooster and fairy bless everyone's drinks. I woke up completely nude in the garden with little cock heads drawn in black texta around the end of each then deflated rubber fingers and a massive ink hitler mustache that took 3 days to exfoliate.
I also never found my car keys (had to order them from Ford directly and wait).
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I also never found my car keys (had to order them from Ford directly and wait).
You left out the part where you had a weird, slightly painful sensation in your asshole and the neighbors male golden retriever was acting like your best friend. ac_biggrin
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Although thats funny Wulf, Can we please keep the flaming to the flame thread.
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Although thats funny Wulf, Can we please keep the flaming to the flame thread.
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It was funny and I don't mind but for the sake of uniformity, off to the gaols we must go.
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Although thats funny Wulf, Can we please keep the flaming to the flame thread.
Sorry, couldn't resist. ac_toofunny
Hahah. Good times!
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Anyone else have a flashing story to share?
Mine was not accidental. It was premeditated. The location was the beach in the French Riviera and French Polynesia. No one cared. :roll:
If I had a nickel for every time I've accidentally flashed someone I'd have at least a dollar. ac_biggrin
A dollar :laugh3: .
More like a Dollar after the first 20 bucks :001_tongue:
I accidentally flashed a woman once.
I had an appointment for a prostate examination. To make it easier for the doc, I wore a long overcoat, but no pants.
After the examination, I was sitting in a park waiting for a bus, and my wife rang me asking how it went. She then started to tell me what she was going to do to me when I got home.
Well, she's a sexy woman, and as she spoke, my male anatomy responded as it normally does when aroused.
My wife then hung up.
I was feeling tired, so I stood up and stretched my arms out. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to button up my coat after the examination.
Just then a very pretty woman in a mini skirt walked past.
The cops didn't believe me either.
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I had an appointment for a prostate examination. To make it easier for the doc, I wore a long overcoat, but no pants.
After the examination, I was sitting in a park waiting for a bus, and my wife rang me asking how it went. She then started to tell me what she was going to do to me when I got home.
Well, she's a sexy woman, and as she spoke, my male anatomy responded as it normally does when aroused.
My wife then hung up.
I was feeling tired, so I stood up and stretched my arms out. Unfortunately, I had forgotten to button up my coat after the examination.
Just then a very pretty woman in a mini skirt walked past.
The cops didn't believe me either.
ac_toofunny True story?
I often walk around house naked...(I live alone)....I have stepped in front of windows forgetting to have the venetian blinds closed or angled..I say "who cares"...it's only nudity...Feel free..flash when necessary...
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Me too. I do that too but not the part about standing in front of the window.
Standing in front of a window can be an act of freedom..a no worries attitude...cut loose a little....ask yourself this...who is really watching?? and who cares?
I agree. I also don't care but it's just that I have never stood in front of the window naked yet. I've walked around naked but not stand in front of the window, at least not at my place. I think I have been naked in front of the window somewhere else after getting out of the shower. :laugh:
I once had a friend flash me while I was peeping in her kitchen window. She claimed I was mistaken for her husband. Nice try, I know you secretively wanted to show me everything!
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That will learn you for looking in someone's kitchen window :P
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Okay okay. The moral is don't drink wine.
I don't.
Do you?
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Do you?
Not since the kitchen flashing incident of 2010.
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Did you happen to take pictures?
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Did you happen to take pictures?
I wish but unfortunately no
I don't ever remeber accidently flashing anyone but when I was in my teens, my girlfirends and I would drive along the highway and flash a boob or moon the truckers :laugh:
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Did you happen to take pictures?
I wish but unfortunately no
I forgot about this. Remind me to kill you!
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My bestie and I did that. I was always the clothed driver.
I once dared her to go from Main and Hastings to Boundary Rd topless. Man was that hilarious!
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I preferred wearing skimpy and skin tight. Leave a little to the imagination and it drove the boys wild.
Flashing is such a white attention whore thing.
Are you calling Annie a whore? :icon_wink:
It's a girls with breasts thing.
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I'm calling her white which is much, much worse. ac_razz
It was to see the reaction we got from unsuspecting truckers lol And every time we did we got a nice long horn honk and usually thumbs up. It was also a dare but after awhile we both were just having fun.
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You don't do that anymore do you Annie?
Because no one wants to see an old 46 year old butt hanging out a window driving down the highways.....lol
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No comment Annie.
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Annie I've seen your pic. If my butt was as small as yours, I'd be hanging it out the window every chance I got. :laugh3:
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It's a state of mind. Lots of 46 year old butts are still worth flaunting.
I don't pay much attention to men's butts, but men run in my family and we're famous for having great butts (according to the ladies in my home town.) My butt didn't go to hell until after I hit sixty.
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In the morning.