THeBlueCashew

Quote from: "Keeper"That was nice Mel, but whos tara?

Quote from: "Mel Gibson"

Quote from: "Keeper"That was nice Mel, but whos tara?

The persona you stroke your cock to...

Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Teen porn vs. Tara!

Quote from: "Odinson"Keeper lubs muh cock.

Quote from: "Odinson"When you have handled the big guns, kinda hard to be amazed of the little ones.

Quote from: "Odinson"120mm cannon..



95mm bazooka.

Quote from: "Odinson"I´m gonna tease with it... You cant hold it.

Quote from: "Keeper"

Quote from: "Odinson"I´m gonna tease with it... You cant hold it.

Haven't you heard him? he will hold it "when he wants where he wants and and how he wants."   :laugh3:

Quote from: "Odinson"120mm cannon..



95mm bazooka.

Quote from: "Odinson"I aint fat... I´m proud of the fact that I´m a mountain of muscle.



You can call me Mr. Juha.

Quote from: "Odinson"140kilos aint that much..



Many guys weight more than that and they arent fat.. Powerlifter.. Strongmen.

Quote from: "Odinson"Big men weight more...



I´m just so muscular.. Broad shoulders.. Heavy bonestructure..



I never learned to eat fastfood. Not much of a sweet tooth either.

Quote from: "Odinson"No.



You do it..

Quote from: "Odinson"I aint fat... I´m proud of the fact that I´m a mountain of muscle.



You can call me Mr. Juha.

Quote from: "Wulf"Some please remind me to throw on a pair of waders before I set foot in this thread again. The "Nordic" bullshit is up to my knees and rising.



Hey fat boy, now I know why you never made it into an armored division. You would never be able to fit your fat ass thru a tank hatch.

Quote from: "Wulf"Yeah right, anti-tank. That's you, fatass.  :oeudC:



 I can see how you could lay in the road like a lump and pretend to be a tank trap. Even if a T-95 rolled over your head it would be like motoring over a fucking rock. :laugh3: You're a wooden bullet, disgusting, fat body and you know it so drop the charade. Real life doesn't mirror those video games you glue your dough like ass to.



BTW, I have northern genetics as well and I'm what most people would consider pretty pumped but for some weird reason I don't weight anywhere near 300 fat fucking pounds.



I wonder why that is. Could it be that I'm not a shit gobbling, human mattress like you? I think that's it. ac_umm

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"Yeah right, anti-tank. That's you, fatass.  :oeudC:



 I can see how you could lay in the road like a lump and pretend to be a tank trap. Even if a T-95 rolled over your head it would be like motoring over a fucking rock. :laugh3: You're a wooden bullet, disgusting, fat body and you know it so drop the charade. Real life doesn't mirror those video games you glue your dough like ass to.



BTW, I have northern genetics as well and I'm what most people would consider pretty pumped but for some weird reason I don't weight anywhere near 300 fat fucking pounds.



I wonder why that is. Could it be that I'm not a shit gobbling, human mattress like you? I think that's it. ac_umm

Ah I knew you are gonna bring video games into this..



I´m talking about the viking genetics.. Not the wasp/mixed mutt genes you have. I just weight more. And lift more.



A guy can weight nearing 400pounds and still be tight.



A small army such as this cant afford to keep soldiers with a single training.. Like yourself.

I´m pretty good at what I do..

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Quote from: "Wulf"Yeah right, anti-tank. That's you, fatass.  :oeudC:



 I can see how you could lay in the road like a lump and pretend to be a tank trap. Even if a T-95 rolled over your head it would be like motoring over a fucking rock. :laugh3: You're a wooden bullet, disgusting, fat body and you know it so drop the charade. Real life doesn't mirror those video games you glue your dough like ass to.



BTW, I have northern genetics as well and I'm what most people would consider pretty pumped but for some weird reason I don't weight anywhere near 300 fat fucking pounds.



I wonder why that is. Could it be that I'm not a shit gobbling, human mattress like you? I think that's it. ac_umm

Ah I knew you are gonna bring video games into this..



I´m talking about the viking genetics.. Not the wasp/mixed mutt genes you have. I just weight more. And lift more.



A guy can weight nearing 400pounds and still be tight.



A small army such as this cant afford to keep soldiers with a single training.. Like yourself.

I´m pretty good at what I do..

I'm sure you are the terror of the mess hall.



I'm sorry fat boy, guys who are 400lbs and "tight" are freaks of nature and a few and far between. 99.9% of guys who are 300 or 400 pounds are fast food eating slobs. I don't believe for one fucking moment that you are some kind of jacked physical anomaly. You're a fat fuck wannabe that has played so many video games that you think you can pass yourself off as some kind of super soldier. And it's not just your war hero charade that tips me off there is a psychological aspect that I see in you that also leads me to believe you are full of shit.

Quote from: "Wulf"Large males my ass. Every 300lb fat body wants to claim they have big bones or some feel good bullshit like that.



The truth is there is very little difference in skeletal size within the individual racial classifications. You are a 300plus pound blob. Let's face facts, fat boy. Even in the NFL the 300 plus pounders are for the most part, food vacuuming steroid pumped prize hogs. Nothing more than fried chicken eating goons with chemically addled brains and damaged nervous systems.



BTW fat finboy, stop calling yourself a Viking. Finns are either Karellians or short squat Eskimo like Lapps. Neither of those are Vikings. Viking stock is native to Sweden, Norway and Denmark. If you have any Viking blood it came from some Swede who raped your great, great, great, great, great grandmother or.........grandfather while on a Viking raide. :laugh3:

Quote from: "RW"So

Why won't you post a pic?

Quote from: "Odinson"140kg of muscle...



That aint even much.. When you aim to build muscles.



You are from some dwarfland.

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ok send me a pic  ac_biggrin

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ok send me a pic  ac_biggrin

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ok send me a pic  ac_biggrin

He needs a self stick about 20 feet long just to fit his 300lb ass in the pic.  :laugh3:

Quote from: "Odinson"Hmmm...



Good thing about Renee was that she knew how to make jokes...



I laughed even when they were about me.

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Quote from: "Odinson"I know this is an asian forum but you dont have to adapt to the same lame assity.

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

Quote from: "GrAnnie"It used to be called Asian Canadian Forum quite awhile ago. Is that what you mean Odi?

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Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

You started with that wooden bullet stuff..



Aemrican army has never seen real fight... You guys only claim victory of WW2.. You did nothing to win it.



We are better soldiers.. Thats just how it is.



I was a lot more lean in the service.



I´m a combat trooper... I´m in the fight.



Of course I brag about how many I have killed... Its good for the morale...

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

You started with that wooden bullet stuff..



Aemrican army has never seen real fight... You guys only claim victory of WW2.. You did nothing to win it.



We are better soldiers.. Thats just how it is.



I was a lot more lean in the service.



I´m a combat trooper... I´m in the fight.



Of course I brag about how many I have killed... Its good for the morale...

 ac_lmfao Little Nazi fat boy is getting all defensive because he's been outed as a bullshiting wannabe.



Go play some more video games, reality is obviously getting too much for you.

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

You started with that wooden bullet stuff..



Aemrican army has never seen real fight... You guys only claim victory of WW2.. You did nothing to win it.



We are better soldiers.. Thats just how it is.



I was a lot more lean in the service.



I´m a combat trooper... I´m in the fight.



Of course I brag about how many I have killed... Its good for the morale...

 ac_lmfao Little Nazi fat boy is getting all defensive because he's been outed as a bullshiting wannabe.



Go play some more video games, reality is obviously getting too much for you.

Its not defensive... Just facts.



You make claims and I answer.



You are just like a mad chihuahua... Thats why I think you are ghetto coloured.  :laugh:

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

You started with that wooden bullet stuff..



Aemrican army has never seen real fight... You guys only claim victory of WW2.. You did nothing to win it.



We are better soldiers.. Thats just how it is.



I was a lot more lean in the service.



I´m a combat trooper... I´m in the fight.



Of course I brag about how many I have killed... Its good for the morale...

 ac_lmfao Little Nazi fat boy is getting all defensive because he's been outed as a bullshiting wannabe.



Go play some more video games, reality is obviously getting too much for you.

Its not defensive... Just facts.



You make claims and I answer.



You are just like a mad chihuahua... Thats why I think you are ghetto coloured.  :laugh:

Sorry Private Porkus, I'm not making "claims", they're accusations and it is up to you to prove me wrong. Why don't you learn how this works, you little ski patrol, ass clown?



 So far all I've heard out of you is bravado and bullshit. Pretty typical for a video gaming little fat boy, who's closest experience to a firefight is wiggling a joystick. Why don't you tell us all about your AMAZING reactions and physical abilities that you use to beat Call to Duty 5 or some other horseshit, ass spreading ,waste of time?   :laugh3:

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

You started with that wooden bullet stuff..



Aemrican army has never seen real fight... You guys only claim victory of WW2.. You did nothing to win it.



We are better soldiers.. Thats just how it is.



I was a lot more lean in the service.



I´m a combat trooper... I´m in the fight.



Of course I brag about how many I have killed... Its good for the morale...

 ac_lmfao Little Nazi fat boy is getting all defensive because he's been outed as a bullshiting wannabe.



Go play some more video games, reality is obviously getting too much for you.

Its not defensive... Just facts.



You make claims and I answer.



You are just like a mad chihuahua... Thats why I think you are ghetto coloured.  :laugh:

Sorry Private Porkus, I'm not making "claims", they're accusations and it is up to you to prove me wrong. Why don't you learn how this works, you little ski patrol, ass clown?



 So far all I've heard out of you is bravado and bullshit. Pretty typical for a video gaming little fat boy, who's closest experience to a firefight is wiggling a joystick. Why don't you tell us all about your AMAZING reactions and physical abilities that you use to beat Call to Duty 5 or some other horseshit, ass spreading ,waste of time?   :laugh3:

I´m a younger male than you are... Most of us play videogames.



I´m a sergeant... Not a private...



Like I said... Towelheads/negroes arent exactly the germans.. Shooting them here and there.. Ambushing and destroying their equiptment.

Quote from: "Wulf"

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Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"

Quote from: "Wulf"

Quote from: "Odinson"Wooden bullet...



I do think I´ve seen more battle than you...

Video games don't count, fat boy.



How much "battle" one has seen doesn't matter. It's how one handles it and conducts themselves during and after. You strike me as every rear dwelling parasite I've come across. Those that have seen real shit don't brag about it and they don't use it to show off how much of a man they are. Blowhards who never left the rear area are always the ones bragging about how much battle they have seen and how many lives they have taken.



By my estimation you are nothing but a box kicker. If you ever were near anything it was as an ammo humper. No platoon leader worth a shit would allow himself to be saddled with a big goofy tub of guts like you. Your size alone would be a detriment to your fellow soldiers and we aren't even going to touch on the fact that you are dumber than a flat spare tire. The only reason I can come up with that allowed you to see any kind of military service is because in your country service is compulsory. They have to take every lump of shit on two legs.



The truth is the last time your little boy scout army committed to anything was when you became Nazi sympathizers and shock troops for the SS. All that 'battle" you claim to have seen in Africa was most likely on TV.   :nea:

You started with that wooden bullet stuff..



Aemrican army has never seen real fight... You guys only claim victory of WW2.. You did nothing to win it.



We are better soldiers.. Thats just how it is.



I was a lot more lean in the service.



I´m a combat trooper... I´m in the fight.



Of course I brag about how many I have killed... Its good for the morale...

 ac_lmfao Little Nazi fat boy is getting all defensive because he's been outed as a bullshiting wannabe.



Go play some more video games, reality is obviously getting too much for you.

Its not defensive... Just facts.



You make claims and I answer.



You are just like a mad chihuahua... Thats why I think you are ghetto coloured.  :laugh:

Sorry Private Porkus, I'm not making "claims", they're accusations and it is up to you to prove me wrong. Why don't you learn how this works, you little ski patrol, ass clown?



 So far all I've heard out of you is bravado and bullshit. Pretty typical for a video gaming little fat boy, who's closest experience to a firefight is wiggling a joystick. Why don't you tell us all about your AMAZING reactions and physical abilities that you use to beat Call to Duty 5 or some other horseshit, ass spreading ,waste of time?   :laugh3:

I´m a younger male than you are... Most of us play videogames.



I´m a sergeant... Not a private...



Like I said... Towelheads/negroes arent exactly the germans.. Shooting them here and there.. Ambushing and destroying their equiptment.

Really? A sergeant? How did you earn that 3rd stripe? I'm guessing is was when you single handedly wiped out all the cheese puffs at the PX. :laugh3:

Quote from: "RW"Aw thanks Mel.  You're still on probation though.

Quote from: "SPECTRE"acc_angry



Stop playing with the dumb kids.

Quote from: "Odinson"I could make keeper all wet too.

Quote from: "Keeper"OD, I bet if you get a garden hose and spray her then hang yourself with it you would get the same result

Quote from: "Odinson"RW is "accidentally" flashing to some brawny workmen...

Talking about sex and talking about swinging...



She is obviously a hysteric/horny woman...



It would be of service if I went to poke about to her house.



:D