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Title: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2015, 08:24:34 PM
I watched an expose by Lisa Ling on the subject and it got me thinking. Who are these people that would accept the no rules rules? Specifically, who are these women? My wife would think these people are sick. Some of them are a bit off for sure. But, the ones that agreed to be interviewed seemed normal, even successful.



I have thought about it. I fantasized about it to be honest. But, I don't see this saving a relationship on shaky ground. And their were swingers that admitted this makes relationships tougher not easier. I am curious about swinging. What are the thoughts of Blue Cashews on this subject. And Have you ever known anyone who was open about it.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on July 30, 2015, 09:39:39 PM
I have known people who were openly polyamorous but not swingers.



I have been curious about it, fantasized about it, and gone as far as to discuss it with my spouse.  I just have no idea where to even start.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2015, 09:54:02 PM
Quote from: "RW"I have known people who were openly polyamorous but not swingers.



I have been curious about it, fantasized about it, and gone as far as to discuss it with my spouse.  I just have no idea where to even start.

I have been waiting for a response. Obviously I'm curious about it too or I wouldn't have asked about it. I would not discuss it with my wife. I see myself as being an occasional fantasizer forever. Even if I my wife was into it, I am scared there is no returning if it doesn't pan out.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on July 30, 2015, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"I have known people who were openly polyamorous but not swingers.



I have been curious about it, fantasized about it, and gone as far as to discuss it with my spouse.  I just have no idea where to even start.

I have been waiting for a response. Obviously I'm curious about it too or I wouldn't have asked about it. I would not discuss it with my wife. I see myself as being an occasional fantasizer forever. Even if I my wife was into it, I am scared there is no returning if it doesn't pan out.

I think it takes the right kind of people in the right kind of relationship to do it.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: keeper on July 31, 2015, 06:14:46 AM
If i was ever to do something like this the other couples involved would have to VERY good friends of both of us.



I have a female friend that had done this with her husband (his idea) and it ruined their marriage, She agreed to it only to please him. Then he wanted to continue with other couples and she left him.



And yes i was there for her  :sneaky2:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2015, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"If i was ever to do something like this the other couples involved would have to VERY good friends of both of us.



I have a female friend that had done this with her husband (his idea) and it ruined their marriage, She agreed to it only to please him. Then he wanted to continue with other couples and she left him.



And yes i was there for her  :sneaky2:

Not for me pal. I don't want any connection to the other couple besides a physical one.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on July 31, 2015, 08:45:31 PM
This does not appeal to me one bit.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on July 31, 2015, 08:53:09 PM
I just don't understand why people have to push it. Why can't a normal loving relationship between one man and one woman be enough? Oh but no. They have to find perverse ways to get their kicks too. I don't understand the hunger that eats at them that makes them want more, more, MORE!!! It's so sad. It's sad especially when one of the couple isn't into this. If only the relationship itself was enough.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2015, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"I just don't understand why people have to push it. Why can't a normal loving relationship between one man and one woman be enough? Oh but no. They have to find perverse ways to get their kicks too. I don't understand the hunger that eats at them that makes them want more, more, MORE!!! It's so sad. It's sad especially when one of the couple isn't into this. If only the relationship itself was enough.

I am the first to admit it is not for most people.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Frood on August 01, 2015, 08:36:08 AM
Quote from: "RW"I have known people who were openly polyamorous but not swingers.



I have been curious about it, fantasized about it, and gone as far as to discuss it with my spouse.  I just have no idea where to even start.


I have 2 female friends and 3 male friends who went through with it. Only 1 male came out of it still happy about it. The other 2 males didn't propose the idea, it was their partners incessant wish. They weren't very solid on the idea but got wore down over time (close friend of the females, everything was noncommittal and fun with no strings attached pitch, but it wasn't) The 2 females wanted it badly and put down an ultimatum. They invited secret crushes home to partake of the festivities.



All but one of them separated or divorced down the road. Sex started happening along the sidelines after that for the rest. The rest felt very excluded, got bitter, and virtually all lost their relationships which was sad for all the kids involved.



Something I've noticed about swinging breakups is that complete contact networks go dead when those who get found out do a runner on each other and their history. Most of them literally disconnect and go into a Witless Relocation programs rather than be known as that girl or that guy who did a bunch of stuff with multiple girls or guys.   :laugh3:



Something else I've noticed is that all of them were in their thirties or very early forties. Must be a semi-mid life orgasm crises or something.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 01, 2015, 12:15:29 PM
When I was still living in the Philippines (until the age of 17), I always heard people say that "Westerners sleep around before they marry so that they get that out of their system before they settle down." Biggest lie I ever heard. :laugh:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on August 01, 2015, 02:01:41 PM
Women hit their sexual peak in their 30s and 40s and I think that causes a lot of issues within marriages.  It sounds as if your pals had sexually unsatisfied women who wanted to have sex with other people.



I think guys need to realise that you can't stop giving a woman sexual attention or she will find someone else who will, especially a woman in her 30s/40s.  Sexual complacency/negligence will have a woman moving on to greener pastures in a blink of an eye.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 01, 2015, 07:17:12 PM
Fast Rewind. I do remember now when I was in my 30s and 40s. I sure remember that the libido was quite restless then but I never considered swinging.



I think both man and woman need to make sure they are meeting their partner's needs no matter how old they are.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on August 01, 2015, 08:16:29 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Fast Rewind. I do remember now when I was in my 30s and 40s. I sure remember that the libido was quite restless then but I never considered swinging.



I think both man and woman need to make sure they are meeting their partner's needs no matter how old they are.

I agree but 30/40s is when you hear of a lot of women cheating on their spouses.  Sex seems to becomes very important to women.  If I was a guy, I wouldn't take my eyes off my woman at this age because she's in her sexual prime.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 01, 2015, 08:23:28 PM
Quote from: "RW"I agree but 30/40s is when you hear of a lot of women cheating on their spouses.  Sex seems to becomes very important to women.  If I was a guy, I wouldn't take my eyes off my woman at this age because she's in her sexual prime.


I agree. Some men are either too confident or too complacent when their women are of that age.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on August 01, 2015, 10:56:00 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "RW"I agree but 30/40s is when you hear of a lot of women cheating on their spouses.  Sex seems to becomes very important to women.  If I was a guy, I wouldn't take my eyes off my woman at this age because she's in her sexual prime.


I agree. Some men are either too confident or too complacent when their women are of that age.

And that's when they get blind sided by their women off humping other people.  The "you shouldn't have neglected your woman" line never goes over well after the fact.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 04:07:27 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Quote from: "RW"I have known people who were openly polyamorous but not swingers.



I have been curious about it, fantasized about it, and gone as far as to discuss it with my spouse.  I just have no idea where to even start.


I have 2 female friends and 3 male friends who went through with it. Only 1 male came out of it still happy about it. The other 2 males didn't propose the idea, it was their partners incessant wish. They weren't very solid on the idea but got wore down over time (close friend of the females, everything was noncommittal and fun with no strings attached pitch, but it wasn't) The 2 females wanted it badly and put down an ultimatum. They invited secret crushes home to partake of the festivities.



All but one of them separated or divorced down the road. Sex started happening along the sidelines after that for the rest. The rest felt very excluded, got bitter, and virtually all lost their relationships which was sad for all the kids involved.



Something I've noticed about swinging breakups is that complete contact networks go dead when those who get found out do a runner on each other and their history. Most of them literally disconnect and go into a Witless Relocation programs rather than be known as that girl or that guy who did a bunch of stuff with multiple girls or guys.   :laugh3:



Something else I've noticed is that all of them were in their thirties or very early forties. Must be a semi-mid life orgasm crises or something.

That seems typical. Doing a bit of research, there's likely two horror stories for one that is making it work. The ones they interviewed on the Lisa Ling story were cherry picked.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: cc on August 02, 2015, 12:41:27 PM
Could be herman, but hardcore swingers we know to be mainly cold people to begin with. Marriages seems to have been long term for most of them.



But, that's the cold hardcore regular swing / so-called lifestyle ones.



" Your regular person"   wanting some spice would usually  be different and could be flirting with disaster bigtime .





I just realized I was not in the private area - so move my further reply there



If you can't go there I can pm you a copy if you are interested, herman
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"When I was still living in the Philippines (until the age of 17), I always heard people say that "Westerners sleep around before they marry so that they get that out of their system before they settle down." Biggest lie I ever heard. :laugh:

Do they really believe that? I was in the Philippines often when I worked in Malaysia.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"Could be herman, but hardcore swingers we know to be mainly cold people to begin with. Marriages seems to have been long term for most of them.



But, that's the cold hardcore regular swing / so-called lifestyle ones.



" Your regular person"   wanting some spice would usually  be different and could be flirting with disaster bigtime .





I just realized I was not in the private area - so move my further reply there



If you can't go there I can pm you a copy if you are interested, herman

I would appreciate that Ms. cc la femme. Just so you know, that is a sexy username. ac_lovestruck
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 02, 2015, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Do they really believe that? I was in the Philippines often when I worked in Malaysia.


I really don't know. Since it is a Catholic nation, there are prudes in the Philippines and they may believe that. That was then, of course. It may be different now. The Philippines always looks to the USA. I can just imagine that the kids there now are just as liberated with their world view as the kids here in the US and that includes their views on sex and intimacy. So, I imagine the younger generation there are now very open too and adventurous when it comes to intimacy.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "Herman"
Do they really believe that? I was in the Philippines often when I worked in Malaysia.


I really don't know. Since it is a Catholic nation, there are prudes in the Philippines and they may believe that. That was then, of course. It may be different now. The Philippines always looks to the USA. I can just imagine that the kids there now are just as liberated with their world view as the kids here in the US and that includes their views on sex and intimacy. So, I imagine the younger generation there are now very open too and adventurous when it comes to intimacy.

It's not the states yet that's for certain. The information age gives young Pinoys and Pinays access to what life in the states is really like.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Miss Stiletto on August 02, 2015, 05:34:06 PM
Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 05:40:20 PM
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 02, 2015, 05:53:58 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


Don't be easily taken by the stories of other people's sexcapades. What works for others will not always work for others. That's a given. Go with what works for you. If your partner isn't into swinging and you are, I suppose there is a conflict there. If you talk to your partner and tell her how much that means to you if you two explore it together, some people will go along with it if they realize how much it means to their partner.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 05:58:30 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "Herman"
I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


Don't be easily taken by the stories of other people's sexcapades. What works for others will not always work for others. That's a given. Go with what works for you. If your partner isn't into swinging and you are, I suppose there is a conflict there. If you talk to your partner and tell her how much that means to you if you two explore it together, some people will go along with it if they realize how much it means to their partner.

You are so right. I mean I know my wife will never agree to this. The suggestion of it might make her sick. I can't see myself risking what I have because I'm swinger curious. Dinky Diana was saying it was people in their thirties and forties who were exploring the swinger lifestyle. Know what, I'm 47 and this is my second marriage. ac_wot
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 02, 2015, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: "Herman"You are so right. I mean I know my wife will never agree to this. The suggestion of it might make her sick. I can't see myself risking what I have because I'm swinger curious. Dinky Diana was saying it was people in their thirties and forties who were exploring the swinger lifestyle. Now what, I'm 47 and this is my second marriage. ac_wot


I wish I knew what to say, Herman. I am not an expert on this. Perhaps you can gently coax your wife into being open to this. You can ask her what it would take for her to open herself to it. I better not say more because I have no idea what I'm talking about. I don't know much about this subject.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 06:54:37 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "Herman"You are so right. I mean I know my wife will never agree to this. The suggestion of it might make her sick. I can't see myself risking what I have because I'm swinger curious. Dinky Diana was saying it was people in their thirties and forties who were exploring the swinger lifestyle. Now what, I'm 47 and this is my second marriage. ac_wot


I wish I knew what to say, Herman. I am not an expert on this. Perhaps you can gently coax your wife into being open to this. You can ask her what it would take for her to open herself to it. I better not say more because I have no idea what I'm talking about. I don't know much about this subject.

Maybe I should buy a 70 Chevelle and restore it. ac_umm
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Miss Stiletto on August 02, 2015, 07:08:31 PM
Swinging is for a certain mind set. Maybe for u (being married to someone who isn't in to trying it) it is best to keep it a fantasy. Fantasies are healthy and harmless. Suggesting this activity to your spouse might result in her no longer trusting u etc.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: cc on August 03, 2015, 12:55:58 AM
oops
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Bricktop on August 03, 2015, 01:00:45 AM
I went to a wife swapping party once.



I got a really nice toaster in exchange for her.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 04:09:38 AM
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swinging is for a certain mind set. Maybe for u (being married to someone who isn't in to trying it) it is best to keep it a fantasy. Fantasies are healthy and harmless. Suggesting this activity to your spouse might result in her no longer trusting u etc.

From what I have read from my search, you are likely right. The report from Lisa Ling gave the impression everyone into it is more normal and happy than normal and happy. Not everyone has had such positive experiences with the lifestyle.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Wulf on August 03, 2015, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: keeper on August 03, 2015, 05:45:29 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.


Ya? What about geese that arnt fucking?
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Wulf on August 03, 2015, 07:04:31 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.


Ya? What about geese that arnt fucking?


Being married has nothing to do with fucking........in the sexual sense, that is.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 09:07:44 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.

That is a personal experience.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 03, 2015, 09:34:27 PM
Doesn't it always amaze you that when someone is murdered, the first suspect is the spouse? :laugh3:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Doesn't it always amaze you that when someone is murdered, the first suspect is the spouse? :laugh3:

It doesn't surprise me at all.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on August 03, 2015, 09:47:44 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.


Ya? What about geese that arnt fucking?


Being married has nothing to do with fucking........in the sexual sense, that is.

That's the root of many marital problems haha
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 09:49:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.


Ya? What about geese that arnt fucking?


Being married has nothing to do with fucking........in the sexual sense, that is.

That's the root of many marital problems haha

It's expected after X number of years together. The relationship moves from mostly a physical one to an emotional one.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: keeper on August 03, 2015, 10:45:51 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.


Ya? What about geese that arnt fucking?


Being married has nothing to do with fucking........in the sexual sense, that is.

That's the root of many marital problems haha


Can say that again RW
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: cc on August 04, 2015, 01:48:51 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I went to a wife swapping party once.



I got a really nice toaster in exchange for her.


I missed that earlier. Was a good one
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Bricktop on August 04, 2015, 03:56:25 AM
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"I went to a wife swapping party once.



I got a really nice toaster in exchange for her.


I missed that earlier. Was a good one


Yes. It does 4 slices at once.



 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Bricktop on August 04, 2015, 04:01:22 AM
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Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Wulf on August 04, 2015, 01:47:05 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Doesn't it always amaze you that when someone is murdered, the first suspect is the spouse? :laugh3:


Ever notice that when the wife does the killing the body is usually intact but when the husband does it, the wife's body is usually hacked into little pieces?.......Why?.....Because women make men out of their mind crazy......that's why.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Wulf on August 04, 2015, 02:01:03 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Miss Stiletto"Swingers are a certain "type" of people. The way they live is their own business, however it is not a life style for most married people. I am single and therefore can't comment on how it effects marriage. I love being single because its like "swinging" when I want and with who I want . No explanations needed

I was searching forums for opinions on swinging. One of the more common posts was why don't you stay single. And, why not get a divorce.


 :thumbup: Best decision anyone could ever make.



Through personal experience, I have become firmly convinced that men and women are not meant to be attached to each other like fucking geese.


Ya? What about geese that arnt fucking?


Being married has nothing to do with fucking........in the sexual sense, that is.

That's the root of many marital problems haha

It's expected after X number of years together. The relationship moves from mostly a physical one to an emotional one.


And the emotion expressed more often than not is....."anger".   ac_beating  ac_biggrin



If you disagree then you must be almost as good at ignoring your spouse as and Australian is at ignoring flies.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Bricktop on August 05, 2015, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: "Wulf"Australian is at ignoring flies.


Flies are nowhere near as irritating...



ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2015, 03:27:55 PM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://images.christianpost.com/full/63287/christian-swingers.png%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://images.christianpost.com/full/63%20...%20ingers.png%22%3Ehttp://images.christianpost.com/full/63287/christian-swingers.png%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)

Now, I have seen everything. :shock:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 08, 2015, 10:59:55 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Doesn't it always amaze you that when someone is murdered, the first suspect is the spouse? :laugh3:


Ever notice that when the wife does the killing the body is usually intact but when the husband does it, the wife's body is usually hacked into little pieces?.......Why?.....Because women make men out of their mind crazy......that's why.  :laugh3:


I think it's the other way around, Wulf.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: heinzy on November 23, 2015, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"This does not appeal to me one bit.

Neither to me. Actually the idea had never occurred to me  ac_unsure
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on November 23, 2015, 10:28:17 PM
I met a couple a couple of weeks ago who were swingers.  It was great to talk to them.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Bricktop on November 24, 2015, 02:05:56 AM
I heard that Renee went to a swinger's party in a men's prison.



Went home unserviced.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Renee on November 24, 2015, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I heard that Renee went to a swinger's party in a men's prison.



Went home unserviced.


That wouldn't be surprising because most men in prison are used to fucking other men.



You on the other hand would get lots of action and probably enjoy it too.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on November 24, 2015, 02:53:14 PM
I wish I was around in the 70s during key parties.  I think that would have been a hoot!



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The guy in the very back looks like a kinky mofo.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Renee on November 24, 2015, 05:39:27 PM
Quote from: "RW"I wish I was around in the 70s during key parties.  I think that would have been a hoot!



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The guy in the very back looks like a kinky mofo.


Yeah right, then in the 80's you'll find out that you have AIDS.  :negative:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on November 24, 2015, 06:15:53 PM
Quit ruining my fantasies with lethal diseases!
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 25, 2015, 06:51:05 PM
Quote from: "heinzy"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"This does not appeal to me one bit.

Neither to me. Actually the idea had never occurred to me  ac_unsure


Hey, heinzy! Welcome back. Been years since I saw you around, I think. ac_hithere
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2015, 06:53:10 PM
Quote from: "heinzy"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"This does not appeal to me one bit.

Neither to me. Actually the idea had never occurred to me  ac_unsure

Hiya heinzy. Great to see a great poster again. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on November 25, 2015, 07:07:02 PM
Shen,  you are expecting!? Wow! I am so happy for you. Have a safe and healthy pregnancy, Shen. Wishing you all the best. ac_hithere
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2015, 01:52:42 PM
Quote from: "RW"I wish I was around in the 70s during key parties.  I think that would have been a hoot!



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The guy in the very back looks like a kinky mofo.

Is that Marsha Brady at the front?
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on December 07, 2015, 02:50:19 PM
Probably!  She's packin' a lot of hotdogs.  Haha
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Renee on December 07, 2015, 03:41:26 PM
Quote from: "RW"Probably!  She's packin' a lot of hotdogs.  Haha


Stop thinking about food!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on December 08, 2015, 03:01:54 AM
I'd punch some ass for a fucking hot dog right now!
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: keeper on December 08, 2015, 03:30:31 AM
Or Chef Boy R Dee Ravioli
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Renee on December 08, 2015, 05:40:06 AM
Quote from: "RW"I'd punch some ass for a fucking hot dog right now!


"Punch some ass"???? ac_dunno  ac_wot



Shit, you gotta want a hot dog really bad. :laugh3: Hopefully it's the morphine talking.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on December 08, 2015, 03:15:36 PM
It's starvation talking.



The nurse took away my lime jello yesterday and I cried.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Renee on December 08, 2015, 09:44:16 PM
Quote from: "RW"It's starvation talking.



The nurse took away my lime jello yesterday and I cried.


You cried over lime Jello?   :shock:



Shit, that's like Donner party hungry.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Bricktop on December 09, 2015, 12:18:22 AM
Look who's talking about crying over confiscated food.



No-one on the planet would have the balls to steal YOUR lime jello unless they wanted to lose their hands...
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on December 09, 2015, 12:58:40 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"It's starvation talking.



The nurse took away my lime jello yesterday and I cried.


You cried over lime Jello?   :shock:



Shit, that's like Donner party hungry.  :laugh3:

No lie!
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Rambo Wong on November 27, 2016, 11:50:59 PM
Real Woman is macho cool
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 15, 2017, 12:05:54 PM
Swingers...all of a sudden I'm a germophobe.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Anonymous on January 24, 2017, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: "Rambo Wong"Real Woman is macho cool

Ok
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Twenty Dollars on January 24, 2017, 05:18:51 PM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Rambo Wong"Real Woman is macho cool

Ok


Is your wife into it? A small change is good now and then. Maybe more for some?
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: Twenty Dollars on January 25, 2017, 09:49:16 AM
Hey.
Title: Re: Swingers
Post by: RW on January 25, 2017, 09:52:37 AM
Is his wife into what?  My macho coolness?