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Title: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 01, 2015, 04:44:32 PM
Couples do that kind of thing...



I guess its OK if you are tired of having sex with each other..





At the moment, knowing myself, I do not want to share my female... No no no!



Handling big hairy Jussi seems to be more than enough for my female too... I´m the womans best friend.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2015, 05:48:21 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Couples do that kind of thing...



I guess its OK if you are tired of having sex with each other..





At the moment, knowing myself, I do not want to share my female... No no no!



Handling big hairy Jussi seems to be more than enough for my female too... I´m the womans best friend.

Oh my, I thought this thread would be about golf or baseball.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 01, 2015, 07:50:00 PM
Fetishes. At least it's not voyeurism. How would you feel, Fash, if your hubby asked you to join him in voyeurism? That would involve you and him watching others. I am not into this but I heard it on TV that some people like that.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 04:26:28 AM
Why are there two different swingers topics? I started the first one.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 04:37:14 AM
Cause I´m the lord of this forum and etiquette limits me from posting in your thread.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 04:41:11 AM
I dont want to see some1 banging my female... I would get mad.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: keeper on August 02, 2015, 06:04:38 AM
Quote from: "Herman"Why are there two different swingers topics? I started the first one.


There are a few people that cant conduct themselves appropriately so we cage them here so they dont disrupt the main board  ac_smile
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 06:20:35 AM
Not conducting ourselves appropriately means that we upset the trolls of the mainboard.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 07:43:07 AM
I can certainly understand why RW wants to swing...



Her hubby is a boring low libido M.D..



And realwoman gotta go and *bumping my fist" really GO.  :icon_wink:  :laugh:
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 07:50:11 AM
Wouldn't do it,.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 07:51:55 AM
Quote from: "Dove"Wouldn't do it,.


Why not?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 07:53:48 AM
Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 02, 2015, 11:20:34 AM
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 04:34:15 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "Herman"Why are there two different swingers topics? I started the first one.


There are a few people that cant conduct themselves appropriately so we cage them here so they dont disrupt the main board  ac_smile

I got ya now. I was wondering why someone would nick my topic on me.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2015, 09:44:37 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 04:28:52 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 04:50:27 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 04:53:17 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 05:06:03 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 05:32:20 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 05:34:09 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
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Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
 I'm a cna, in advanced dementia and hospice.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 05:51:40 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
 I'm a cna, in advanced dementia and hospice.


Certified Nursing Assistant?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 05:56:51 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
 I'm a cna, in advanced dementia and hospice.


Certified Nursing Assistant?
 Yes. I'm actually seriously considering going back to college and picking back up with nursing and specifically dementia nursing. I love my job.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 06:23:41 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
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Quote from: "Dove"
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
 I'm a cna, in advanced dementia and hospice.


Certified Nursing Assistant?
 Yes. I'm actually seriously considering going back to college and picking back up with nursing and specifically dementia nursing. I love my job.


Sounds good.

You could study while you are working.



What does your man do for a living?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2015, 06:30:43 AM
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

 

Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
 I'm a cna, in advanced dementia and hospice.


Certified Nursing Assistant?
 Yes. I'm actually seriously considering going back to college and picking back up with nursing and specifically dementia nursing. I love my job.


Sounds good.

You could study while you are working.



What does your man do for a living?
That's the plan. I need to wait a bit until we reach a few goals with money, because I'll need to cut my hours.  He does surgical bording, and he is studying pathology.  You'd never think he was the lab type lol. So what do you do?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 06:38:43 AM
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

 

Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Youre welcome.



What do you do? What is your profession?
 I'm a cna, in advanced dementia and hospice.


Certified Nursing Assistant?
 Yes. I'm actually seriously considering going back to college and picking back up with nursing and specifically dementia nursing. I love my job.


Sounds good.

You could study while you are working.



What does your man do for a living?
That's the plan. I need to wait a bit until we reach a few goals with money, because I'll need to cut my hours.  He does surgical bording, and he is studying pathology.  You'd never think he was the lab type lol. So what do you do?


I´m an electrical engineer.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 12:20:51 PM
If a couple asks me to do the wife, that aint swinging?
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Wulf on August 03, 2015, 02:19:36 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 03, 2015, 02:38:03 PM
Its a big gun..
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2015, 06:49:50 AM
Swinger couples are all ugly...



My woman is really hot... I´d have to settle to some office boys old, ugly hag..



Leopardsocks´s christian swingers.



Both of those chicks are ugly and baggy. The dudes look like the wannabe bodybuilder dentists I kill with one punch.



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Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Wulf on August 04, 2015, 02:20:14 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Swinger couples are all ugly...



My woman is really hot... I´d have to settle to some office boys old, ugly hag..



Leopardsocks´s christian swingers.



Both of those chicks are ugly and baggy. The dudes look like the wannabe bodybuilder dentists I kill with one punch.



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They all look like typical Nordic types to me.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2015, 02:23:13 PM
Look like americans who claim to be nordics..
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Wulf on August 04, 2015, 02:36:15 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"Look like americans who claim to be nordics..


No, I don't think so. They all look like northern Eurotrash dorks. They probably think they are enlightened and erudite because they can speak there native language while at the same time they can speak some kind of broke-ass form of English.



The women are more manly looking than the men. The men are dressed like their wives picked out their clothes.



The two dudes have obviously had all the man whipped out of them.  You would probably fit right in with them IF you could fit your blubber butt into the pic. That's what typical European (Northern or Southern) men look like. They only way it could be worse is if they were the typical androgynous skinny jeans wearing, Seattle/Vancouver male.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2015, 02:49:17 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Odinson"Look like americans who claim to be nordics..


No, I don't think so. They all look like northern Eurotrash dorks. They probably think they are enlightened and erudite because they can speak there native language while at the same time they can speak some kind of broke-ass form of English.



The women are more manly looking than the men. The men are dressed like their wives picked out their clothes.



The two dudes have obviously had all the man whipped out of them.  You would probably fit right in with them IF you could fit your blubber butt into the pic. That's what typical European (Northern or Southern) men look like. They only way it could be worse is if they were the typical androgynous skinny jeans wearing, Seattle/Vancouver male.  :laugh3:


lol they look like yankees.. Christian americans.



How would you know...



You cant even believe that a fit male can easily weight 300lbs..
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Wulf on August 04, 2015, 03:40:46 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Odinson"Look like americans who claim to be nordics..


No, I don't think so. They all look like northern Eurotrash dorks. They probably think they are enlightened and erudite because they can speak there native language while at the same time they can speak some kind of broke-ass form of English.



The women are more manly looking than the men. The men are dressed like their wives picked out their clothes.



The two dudes have obviously had all the man whipped out of them.  You would probably fit right in with them IF you could fit your blubber butt into the pic. That's what typical European (Northern or Southern) men look like. They only way it could be worse is if they were the typical androgynous skinny jeans wearing, Seattle/Vancouver male.  :laugh3:


lol they look like yankees.. Christian americans.



How would you know...



You cant even believe that a fit male can easily weight 300lbs..


"Fit male" what?........Pot bellied pig?  ac_umm



They are called boars, dumbass.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 04, 2015, 03:48:57 PM
I dont have a pot belly..



Straight visual contact to my dick and balls.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Wulf on August 04, 2015, 04:18:35 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"I dont have a pot belly..



Straight visual contact to my dick and balls.


Yeah I'm sure if you stand in front of a mirror and lift your gut up you can catch a glimpse of something.   :shock:



Hey, Ill bet it's a fun house mirror. That would explain why your junk looks so big to you.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2015, 05:13:07 AM
You can't be a "Christian swinger", they are heathen dogs with random scriptures.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 07, 2015, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 07, 2015, 07:53:02 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.


You have probably heard them more than twice..  :laugh:



I might say it to get it off my chest..
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2015, 04:49:59 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "Dove"
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.


You have probably heard them more than twice..  :laugh:



I might say it to get it off my chest..
 Yes, I do get told I'm beautiful on the regular. I get hit on frequently. And every time I'm uncomfortable and not really feeling like it's anything more than a guy trying to get in my pants.  When you said I was bracing myself for the incoming perving. What can I say? I have issues.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Odinson on August 08, 2015, 08:18:57 AM
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.


You have probably heard them more than twice..  :laugh:



I might say it to get it off my chest..
 Yes, I do get told I'm beautiful on the regular. I get hit on frequently. And every time I'm uncomfortable and not really feeling like it's anything more than a guy trying to get in my pants.  When you said I was bracing myself for the incoming perving. What can I say? I have issues.


I dont mean it that way.. "girl, you gorgeous"... Not that way.  :laugh:



You must have had alot of incoming perverts who just want to get into your pants...



Males just think you are cheap. You dont wanna set yourself up for disappointment.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Richard-RDL on August 12, 2015, 05:19:31 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"Couples do that kind of thing...



I guess its OK if you are tired of having sex with each other..





At the moment, knowing myself, I do not want to share my female... No no no!



Handling big hairy Jussi seems to be more than enough for my female too... I´m the womans best friend.

Oh my, I thought this thread would be about golf or baseball.

 :ohmy:


Not even close.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2015, 10:23:08 PM
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.


You have probably heard them more than twice..  :laugh:



I might say it to get it off my chest..
 Yes, I do get told I'm beautiful on the regular. I get hit on frequently. And every time I'm uncomfortable and not really feeling like it's anything more than a guy trying to get in my pants.  When you said I was bracing myself for the incoming perving. What can I say? I have issues.


I dont mean it that way.. "girl, you gorgeous"... Not that way.  :laugh:



You must have had alot of incoming perverts who just want to get into your pants...



Males just think you are cheap. You dont wanna set yourself up for disappointment.
 "Males" in general are pretty respectful.  But there are always the "cheap" ones looking to stick it in a total stranger.  What those guys guys "think" is not in the realm of reality nor is it relevant.
Title: Re: SWINGING!
Post by: Richard-RDL on August 17, 2015, 08:46:55 PM
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Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dove"Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.


Yeah urges...
 yeah self control.


Is that you in the avvie?
 Yep.


Wow.. You are gorgeous.
 Thank you, Odi. :)


Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  :laugh3:



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  :laugh:
 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.


You have probably heard them more than twice..  :laugh:



I might say it to get it off my chest..


Your sexy muscular chest ac_wub