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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on August 16, 2015, 11:12:04 PM

Title: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Bricktop on August 16, 2015, 11:12:04 PM
Our koalas will steal your fucking wheels!!!



Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 16, 2015, 11:22:19 PM
Ours will eat the inside of your car:

Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Bricktop on August 17, 2015, 12:11:53 AM
Took a crap in the driver's seat!!



 ac_lmfao
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Frood on August 17, 2015, 12:23:14 AM
Ours act like internet window lickers when they're not crawling back into their South Australian caves and playing with their limp string bean.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 17, 2015, 12:23:52 AM
Ours won't hug your tyres.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: asal on August 17, 2015, 12:27:28 AM
Their bears look scary  ac_unsure :



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SCHWEITZER MOUNTAIN, Idaho – An Idaho man got the surprise of his life when a bear stuck its head through a cat door at this condo on Thursday night.



Doug Harder said this is not his first run in with a bear. He said a bear and two cubs climbed up the side of his condo onto his second floor deck at the end of May to eat birdseed.




//http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/15/bear-idaho-cat-door/31778639/
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2015, 05:12:53 AM
Quote from: "asal"Their bears look scary  ac_unsure :



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SCHWEITZER MOUNTAIN, Idaho – An Idaho man got the surprise of his life when a bear stuck its head through a cat door at this condo on Thursday night.



Doug Harder said this is not his first run in with a bear. He said a bear and two cubs climbed up the side of his condo onto his second floor deck at the end of May to eat birdseed.




//http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/15/bear-idaho-cat-door/31778639/

We live in a city, but if we didn't we would be careful where we put the birdseed.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: asal on August 20, 2015, 09:52:16 PM
A bear was filmed in a North Vancouver, BC, Canada backyard on monday (Aug. 17th) - enjoying the pool, bird feeder and hot tub.



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Published on Aug 19, 2015



Cheeky bear takes a soak in a couple's hot tub

Denise Diering shouted to her husband to "Close the door" as she noticed the beast splashing around in her garden late on Monday afternoon




Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Bricktop on August 20, 2015, 10:15:34 PM
Now, THAT'S chillin' like a villain...
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2015, 10:51:28 PM
Quote from: "asal"A bear was filmed in a North Vancouver, BC, Canada backyard on monday (Aug. 17th) - enjoying the pool, bird feeder and hot tub.



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Published on Aug 19, 2015



Cheeky bear takes a soak in a couple's hot tub

Denise Diering shouted to her husband to "Close the door" as she noticed the beast splashing around in her garden late on Monday afternoon





That's cute.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 09:41:01 PM
American bears know how to party!



Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 09:41:52 PM
My kids left the gate open last night and a black bear stomped both my cans.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Bricktop on August 23, 2015, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: "RW"My kids left the gate open last night and a black bear stomped both my cans.


As a lesson to remember, chain them to stakes in the yard, and cover them with honey.



They won't forget again.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 23, 2015, 08:48:36 PM
That's illegal!
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2015, 01:25:07 PM
Quote from: "RW"American bears know how to party!





The little ones are so funny and cute.  ac_biggrin



They almost make you forget that they are very dangerous wild animals.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 01:31:42 PM
They taste ok too. I think I had it once on a visit, or may be it was moose. I can't remember which one it was. Very dark in color it was.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 24, 2015, 02:27:24 PM
Probably moose.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2015, 02:52:59 PM
Most bear I've tried runs from gamey as hell to completely inedible. Bear is a dicey meat, if it isn't dressed after the kill properly it has a really rank flavor. It also depends greatly on what the animal has been feeding on. God forbid you should get one that has been spending the summer feeding in a garbage dump. Unless you have a strong stomach you won't want to get near it.



That being said, some people really like it but then again some people think liver and onions is to die for.  :beurk:
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: cc on August 24, 2015, 03:05:44 PM
G'Day Renee



I would prolly die FROM it
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: RW on August 24, 2015, 03:08:57 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Most bear I've tried runs from gamey as hell to completely inedible. Bear is a dicey meat, if it isn't dressed after the kill properly it has a really rank flavor. It also depends greatly on what the animal has been feeding on. God forbid you should get one that has been spending the summer feeding in a garbage dump. Unless you have a strong stomach you won't want to get near it.



That being said, some people really like it but then again some people think liver and onions is to die for.  :beurk:

Bear meat tends to have trichinosis so you have to cook the crap out of it.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 03:20:48 PM
Sorry, just remembered, it wasn't moose. It was buffalo. Some kind of massive buffalo burger that if eaten in one sitting, was totally free.



(I gave up after 10 minutes, ate the salad and most of the bun, and just asked for the check)  :laugh:
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Bricktop on August 24, 2015, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: "Renee" some people think liver and onions is to die for.  :beurk:


Some even eat McDonalds!!



 :yuk:
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2015, 05:17:32 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sorry, just remembered, it wasn't moose. It was buffalo. Some kind of massive buffalo burger that if eaten in one sitting, was totally free.



(I gave up after 10 minutes, ate the salad and most of the bun, and just asked for the check)  :laugh:

Buffalo is a very lean red meat.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Renee on August 25, 2015, 08:21:00 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee" some people think liver and onions is to die for.  :beurk:


Some even eat McDonalds!!



 :yuk:


Some even put a red beat on their burger.   :confused1:
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Renee on August 25, 2015, 08:25:04 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sorry, just remembered, it wasn't moose. It was buffalo. Some kind of massive buffalo burger that if eaten in one sitting, was totally free.



(I gave up after 10 minutes, ate the salad and most of the bun, and just asked for the check)  :laugh:

Buffalo is a very lean red meat.


Exactly, In fact in the case of ground buffalo, sometimes you have to add some ground beef to it, otherwise you can end up with a burger that has the consistency and dryness of cardboard.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Bricktop on August 25, 2015, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee" some people think liver and onions is to die for.  :beurk:


Some even eat McDonalds!!



 :yuk:


Some even put a red beat on their burger.   :confused1:


Its BEET. Er, I mean...excuse me Renee, I think you mean "beet" from "beetroot".



It does happen here in Australia. You are correct. Such a silly thing to do, I guess.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sorry, just remembered, it wasn't moose. It was buffalo. Some kind of massive buffalo burger that if eaten in one sitting, was totally free.



(I gave up after 10 minutes, ate the salad and most of the bun, and just asked for the check)  :laugh:

Buffalo is a very lean red meat.


Exactly, In fact in the case of ground buffalo, sometimes you have to add some ground beef to i;, otherwise you can end up with a burger that has the consistency and dryness of cardboard.

We have grilled buffalo burgers without adding beef or pork..



But, moose seems less dry than buffalo.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Hobart on August 26, 2015, 06:36:08 AM
I love a good Buffalo burger.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Wulf on August 26, 2015, 06:48:55 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Sorry, just remembered, it wasn't moose. It was buffalo. Some kind of massive buffalo burger that if eaten in one sitting, was totally free.



(I gave up after 10 minutes, ate the salad and most of the bun, and just asked for the check)  :laugh:

Buffalo is a very lean red meat.


Exactly, In fact in the case of ground buffalo, sometimes you have to add some ground beef to i;, otherwise you can end up with a burger that has the consistency and dryness of cardboard.

We have grilled buffalo burgers without adding beef or pork..



But, moose seems less dry than buffalo.


If you are getting commercially ranch raised buffalo you might just as well be eating 90% lean beef. Most ranch raised buffalo is almost as fatty as beef. The animals are penned up and fed the same feed as beef cattle so they lose some of their lean muscle mass and they get fat.
Title: Re: You think YOUR bears are badass!!!
Post by: Renee on August 26, 2015, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee" some people think liver and onions is to die for.  :beurk:


Some even eat McDonalds!!



 :yuk:


Some even put a red beat on their burger.   :confused1:


Its BEET. Er, I mean...excuse me Renee, I think you mean "beet" from "beetroot".



It does happen here in Australia. You are correct. Such a silly thing to do, I guess.


Sorry, "BEET". I didn't proof read.



I'd tell you to "shoot me" but I know you don't like guns.