Title: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 12:13:19 PM
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 12:13:19 PM
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 20, 2015, 12:48:03 PM
Post by: keeper on August 20, 2015, 12:48:03 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: cc on August 20, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
Post by: cc on August 20, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 01:10:29 PM
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 01:10:29 PM
My mate doesn't want any other studs anywhere near my labiaQuote from: "cc la femme"
ac_smile
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 20, 2015, 02:15:42 PM
Post by: keeper on August 20, 2015, 02:15:42 PM
Um, yeah? Have you got a problem with labias, buster?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Uh no SIR I don't
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 02:23:26 PM
Post by: Frood on August 20, 2015, 02:23:26 PM
You're never going to hear my real voice in Skype, Keeps. Just get over it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 20, 2015, 03:02:07 PM
Post by: Renee on August 20, 2015, 03:02:07 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Just out of curiosity; why would you want to stretch you labia? I always thought that trying to create what is crudely known as "piss flaps" or "mud flaps" was undesirable.
But I guess if you want to look like a butcher shop with the doors open, then by all means, knock yourself out.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 20, 2015, 03:18:53 PM
Post by: keeper on August 20, 2015, 03:18:53 PM
ac_biggrin
You're never going to hear my real voice in Skype, Keeps. Just get over it.
Holy shit, it just hit me!!
Your transgender!!
Dinky(guy) Dianna(girl)
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 20, 2015, 05:48:03 PM
Post by: RW on August 20, 2015, 05:48:03 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Just out of curiosity; why would you want to stretch you labia? I always thought that trying to create what is crudely known as "piss flaps" or "mud flaps" was undesirable.
But I guess if you want to look like a butcher shop with the doors open, then by all means, knock yourself out.:nea:
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 20, 2015, 10:18:50 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 20, 2015, 10:18:50 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Just out of curiosity; why would you want to stretch you labia? I always thought that trying to create what is crudely known as "piss flaps" or "mud flaps" was undesirable.
But I guess if you want to look like a butcher shop with the doors open, then by all means, knock yourself out.:nea:
You've been away.
Our new resident monkey likes to pretend he's a female.
He's a male...he lives in Melbourne, and is a chronic troll. Doesn't seem to know the right place from the wrong place. If he keeps this up, he's going to be outed.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 12:56:12 AM
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 12:56:12 AM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Sorry hon. I truss mine up like a turkey with ribbon and rings.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 21, 2015, 01:51:07 AM
Post by: Bricktop on August 21, 2015, 01:51:07 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 05:53:08 AM
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 05:53:08 AM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Just out of curiosity; why would you want to stretch you labia? I always thought that trying to create what is crudely known as "piss flaps" or "mud flaps" was undesirable.
But I guess if you want to look like a butcher shop with the doors open, then by all means, knock yourself out.:nea:
It's not stretching the labia but rather the piercings on the labia and only in quite small increments. It makes sex even more pleasurable. I'm quite petite for my age so I wouldn't know anything about the butcher shop works you've mentioned.
ac_biggrin
You're never going to hear my real voice in Skype, Keeps. Just get over it.
Holy shit, it just hit me!!
Your transgender!!
Dinky(guy) Dianna(girl)ac_drinks
No pulling the wool over your eyes, GI Slow.
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Just out of curiosity; why would you want to stretch you labia? I always thought that trying to create what is crudely known as "piss flaps" or "mud flaps" was undesirable.
But I guess if you want to look like a butcher shop with the doors open, then by all means, knock yourself out.:nea:
You've been away.
Our new resident monkey likes to pretend he's a female.
He's a male...he lives in Melbourne, and is a chronic troll. Doesn't seem to know the right place from the wrong place. If he keeps this up, he's going to be outed.
Your rampant paranoia is flaring up again, Spectre. You may need to see a healthcare professional about MAOIs and whether they're right for you.
The closest Dinky has been to a vaginal piercing is when he was born.Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Check your adult nappy. You seem to be leaking all over the place.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 06:20:28 AM
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 06:20:28 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 06:28:34 AM
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 06:28:34 AM
I'm a bit confused. Are you stretching out your labia or are you stretching the holes the piercings are in? I'm also wondering how labia piercings enhance sexual pleasure.Quote from: "RW"
The piercing holes from 2.4 to 3.2mm (less than 1 mm in increased size, so still quite small), not the overall labia. That's a completely different bucket of fish, pardon the pun.
It alters the nerve endings and increases overall feeling especially during sex but also in day to day life.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 06:30:33 AM
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 06:30:33 AM
Labia majora or minora?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 21, 2015, 06:36:13 AM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 21, 2015, 06:36:13 AM
ac_biggrin
You're never going to hear my real voice in Skype, Keeps. Just get over it.
Holy shit, it just hit me!!
Your transgender!!
Dinky(guy) Dianna(girl)ac_drinks
And I bought it...
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 06:39:40 AM
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 06:39:40 AM
Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:00:54 AM
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:00:54 AM
I'm a bit confused. Are you stretching out your labia or are you stretching the holes the piercings are in? I'm also wondering how labia piercings enhance sexual pleasure.Quote from: "RW"
ITS A DUDE RW!!!
DUDES dont have labia's!!!!!!
Yo Dinky, its called a god damn sack man
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 08:03:36 AM
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 08:03:36 AM
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:29:53 AM
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:29:53 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!
This is about you not me.
Focus!!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 08:31:32 AM
Post by: Frood on August 21, 2015, 08:31:32 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:56:09 AM
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:56:09 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:57:23 AM
Post by: keeper on August 21, 2015, 08:57:23 AM
I'm a bit confused. Are you stretching out your labia or are you stretching the holes the piercings are in? I'm also wondering how labia piercings enhance sexual pleasure.Quote from: "RW"
:2r4ml1j_th:
ITS A DUDE RW!!!
DUDES dont have labia's!!!!!!:oeudC:
Yo Dinky, its called a god damn sack man:dash1:
^^^^^^^ FOCUS^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 21, 2015, 09:54:09 AM
Post by: Renee on August 21, 2015, 09:54:09 AM
Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 07:28:29 PM
Post by: RW on August 21, 2015, 07:28:29 PM
Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Where's the sexual pleasure in majora piercings? I don't get it.
(Sorry Renee, I didn't read this page before I replied.)
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Wulf on August 21, 2015, 09:52:03 PM
Post by: Wulf on August 21, 2015, 09:52:03 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 21, 2015, 09:58:56 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 21, 2015, 09:58:56 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 21, 2015, 10:00:50 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 21, 2015, 10:00:50 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: cc on August 21, 2015, 11:26:36 PM
Post by: cc on August 21, 2015, 11:26:36 PM
hmmmBlurt?Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 12:55:47 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 12:55:47 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin [size=150]MEN DONT HAVE LABIA'S[/size]
Nice try, Keeps
Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.ac_dunno
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.ac_biggrin
Nice try, Renee!
Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Where's the sexual pleasure in majora piercings? I don't get it.
(Sorry Renee, I didn't read this page before I replied.)
Renee and RW,
Majora piercings aren't as pleasure inducing as minora but I didn't want that level of increased sensitivity all of the time. Majora piercings done in multiples are a more generalized and manageable sensual effect. I have 8 of them spread out evenly.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 01:05:20 AM
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 01:05:20 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin [size=150]MEN DONT HAVE LABIA'S[/size]
Nice try, Keepsac_biggrin Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.ac_dunno
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.ac_biggrin
Nice try, Renee!ac_smile Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Where's the sexual pleasure in majora piercings? I don't get it.
(Sorry Renee, I didn't read this page before I replied.)
Renee and RW,
Majora piercings aren't as pleasure inducing as minora but I didn't want that level of increased sensitivity all of the time. Majora piercings done in multiples are a more generalized and manageable sensual effect. I have 8 of them spread out evenly.
Does the weight of the piercings make your lips sag at all?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 01:20:10 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 01:20:10 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin [size=150]MEN DONT HAVE LABIA'S[/size]
Nice try, Keepsac_biggrin Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.ac_dunno
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.ac_biggrin
Nice try, Renee!ac_smile Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Where's the sexual pleasure in majora piercings? I don't get it.
(Sorry Renee, I didn't read this page before I replied.)
Renee and RW,
Majora piercings aren't as pleasure inducing as minora but I didn't want that level of increased sensitivity all of the time. Majora piercings done in multiples are a more generalized and manageable sensual effect. I have 8 of them spread out evenly.
Does the weight of the piercings make your lips sag at all?
3.2mm barbells weigh virtually nothing. The only heavy thing about them is when you go to stretch up an increment and the flesh has to adjust and relax with the pressure.
To put it in context, people get pierced and stretch between .8mm and 12mm. .8mm is about a sewing needle's worth but a 12mm is about the size of a decent pistol round casing. People go over 12mm, but that's custom shit and way over the top for me.
I've gone a quarter of the span and don't intend to go any further. They suit my fanny just fine. (Hi, Keeps!)
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 03:05:22 AM
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 03:05:22 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:04:09 AM
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:04:09 AM
Most piercing professionals and medical personnel will tell you that piercing the outer labia has no effect on sexual sensitivity other than a possible "psychological" effect. A real woman would know this. I think the "doctor" may have failed anatomy in more ways than just in the classroom.
Piercing the outer labia and then claiming increased sexual pleasure is like say that piercing your ears gives you better hearing.
But bullshitters love to bullshit so stand by for not so dinky truck loads of it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 04:08:26 AM
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 04:08:26 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:16:44 AM
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:16:44 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
It's called intimately knowing more than a few women who have have had all sorts of vaginal piercings. And I might add that I have a rather talented tongue that has learned a lot over the years. Also I can READ and understand the physical anatomy of the human body; unlike the good "doctor".
Do some research and see if I'm right. But since you have already questioned the validity of Dinky's claim, I suspect you don't have to.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 04:19:30 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 04:19:30 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:22:22 AM
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:22:22 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Troll partially unmasked is twisting in the breeze.
Got anymore whoppers for our entertainment?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 04:27:33 AM
Post by: RW on August 22, 2015, 04:27:33 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
It's called intimately knowing more than a few women who have have had all sorts of vaginal piercings. And I might add that I have a rather talented tongue that has learned a lot over the years. Also I can READ and understand the physical anatomy of the human body; unlike the good "doctor".:001_rolleyes:
Do some research and see if I'm right. But since you have already questioned the validity of Dinky's claim, I suspect you don't have to.
Women generally don't ask questions they don't already know the answers to.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:32:56 AM
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:32:56 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
It's called intimately knowing more than a few women who have have had all sorts of vaginal piercings. And I might add that I have a rather talented tongue that has learned a lot over the years. Also I can READ and understand the physical anatomy of the human body; unlike the good "doctor".:001_rolleyes:
Do some research and see if I'm right. But since you have already questioned the validity of Dinky's claim, I suspect you don't have to.
Women generally don't ask questions they don't already know the answers to.
First rule of cross examination. Always know the answer before you ask the question.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 04:35:05 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 04:35:05 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Troll partially unmasked is twisting in the breeze.:laugh3:
Got anymore whoppers for our entertainment?
Pointing out that you're not a particularly intelligent individual based on your life choices implies that I'm actually the one twisting?
On such topic matters, you'd twist your head off if your neck wasn't attached to it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:40:06 AM
Post by: Wulf on August 22, 2015, 04:40:06 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Troll partially unmasked is twisting in the breeze.:laugh3:
Got anymore whoppers for our entertainment?
Pointing out that you're not a particularly intelligent individual based on your life choices implies that I'm actually the one twisting?ac_toofunny
On such topic matters, you'd twist your head off if your neck wasn't attached to it.
Is that all you got you phony cunt? But since this if not the flame forum and you have sufficiently embarrassed yourself with this failed charade, I will just leave it here.
Feel free to continue with the act, don't let me stand in your way.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 04:52:16 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 04:52:16 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Troll partially unmasked is twisting in the breeze.:laugh3:
Got anymore whoppers for our entertainment?
Pointing out that you're not a particularly intelligent individual based on your life choices implies that I'm actually the one twisting?ac_toofunny
On such topic matters, you'd twist your head off if your neck wasn't attached to it.
Is that all you got you phony cunt? But since this if not the flame forum and you have sufficiently embarrassed yourself with this failed charade, I will just leave it hear.:laugh3:
Feel free to continue with the act, don't let me stand in your way.
I agree that this conversation should be taken to the flame war section too. I don't however have any allusions about who started it, stayed on it, and is continuing to pretend otherwise. Mirrors most of the actions of the US Military, now doesn't it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 22, 2015, 06:48:47 AM
Post by: Bricktop on August 22, 2015, 06:48:47 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Troll partially unmasked is twisting in the breeze.:laugh3:
Got anymore whoppers for our entertainment?
Pointing out that you're not a particularly intelligent individual based on your life choices implies that I'm actually the one twisting?ac_toofunny
On such topic matters, you'd twist your head off if your neck wasn't attached to it.
On the other hand, how would you characterise someone who creates a female alter (wow...that must have taken some intellect) and then spout a load of bullshit for purposes that seem somewhat obscure.
Son, the days of Brawl Hall are over. Hiding behind alters was never particularly clever in the first place, which is OK, because neither were you.
Why you feel the need to troll this place, only you can tell. If you find yourself humorous, entertaining, provocative or stimulating, you're not really plugged into the sentiment of the masses. If you persist, I will be compelled to disclose who you are...including your real name. Now, nobody wants this place to sink to that level, but when you're busted and can't move out of your character, you may need some incentive.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on August 22, 2015, 09:11:46 AM
Post by: keeper on August 22, 2015, 09:11:46 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin [size=150]MEN DONT HAVE LABIA'S[/size]
Nice try, Keepsac_biggrin Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.ac_dunno
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.ac_biggrin
Nice try, Renee!ac_smile Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Where's the sexual pleasure in majora piercings? I don't get it.
(Sorry Renee, I didn't read this page before I replied.)
Renee and RW,
Majora piercings aren't as pleasure inducing as minora but I didn't want that level of increased sensitivity all of the time. Majora piercings done in multiples are a more generalized and manageable sensual effect. I have 8 of them spread out evenly.
Does the weight of the piercings make yourlips sagat all?
lol @ saggy lips
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 10:49:30 AM
Post by: Frood on August 22, 2015, 10:49:30 AM
Now what do you know about what sexual pleasure can come from a labia?Quote from: "RW"
Former US Marines know all about what makes a pussy tick, they were indoctrinated in it.
Troll partially unmasked is twisting in the breeze.:laugh3:
Got anymore whoppers for our entertainment?
Pointing out that you're not a particularly intelligent individual based on your life choices implies that I'm actually the one twisting?ac_toofunny
On such topic matters, you'd twist your head off if your neck wasn't attached to it.
On the other hand, how would you characterise someone who creates a female alter (wow...that must have taken some intellect) and then spout a load of bullshit for purposes that seem somewhat obscure.
Son, the days of Brawl Hall are over. Hiding behind alters was never particularly clever in the first place, which is OK, because neither were you.
Why you feel the need to troll this place, only you can tell. If you find yourself humorous, entertaining, provocative or stimulating, you're not really plugged into the sentiment of the masses. If you persist, I will be compelled to disclose who you are...including your real name. Now, nobody wants this place to sink to that level, but when you're busted and can't move out of your character, you may need some incentive.
If I persist?
Have you had some sort of blunt force trauma to the head lately or are your crazy eyes making you see things which don't exist?
I'm not your son and if you persist in this paranoia, I must insist that you eat your own ass out with a soup ladle and steak knife.
lol @ saggy lips:laugh3:
Quiet, you.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2015, 10:48:56 AM
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2015, 10:48:56 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin [size=150]MEN DONT HAVE LABIA'S[/size]
Nice try, Keepsac_biggrin Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.ac_dunno
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.ac_biggrin
Nice try, Renee!ac_smile
So does this mean we aren't getting any pics?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 10:54:07 AM
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 10:54:07 AM
You call your testicles a labia?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna":shock:
You're one weird fellow, Keeps.
Uh NO!!:mad:
This is about you not me.
Focus!!:oeudC:
Then why are you comparing my labia to testicles, Keeps?
Focus on that and get back to me!ac_biggrin
:laugh3: Affirmative.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 24, 2015, 02:33:43 PM
Post by: RW on August 24, 2015, 02:33:43 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 03:16:38 PM
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 03:16:38 PM
I'm thinking maybe 4mm in another 3-6 months.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2015, 03:57:47 PM
Post by: Renee on August 24, 2015, 03:57:47 PM
I'm not. My stretchings have adjusted quite nicely and now I can easily slide the steel in and out without any pain whatsoever.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I'm thinking maybe 4mm in another 3-6 months.:yahoo:
Hey good for you. Once you reach the next level of stretching, you'll be able to say the following to Spectre and Wulfie and actually mean it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 04:06:53 PM
Post by: Frood on August 24, 2015, 04:06:53 PM
I'm not. My stretchings have adjusted quite nicely and now I can easily slide the steel in and out without any pain whatsoever.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I'm thinking maybe 4mm in another 3-6 months.:yahoo:
Hey good for you. Once you reach the next level of stretching, you'll be able to say the following to Spectre and Wulfie and actually mean it.ac_biggrin (//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/56117999.jpg%22%3Ehttp://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/56117999.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)
G'day mate.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 24, 2015, 07:26:54 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 24, 2015, 07:26:54 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 25, 2015, 11:04:51 AM
Post by: Frood on August 25, 2015, 11:04:51 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 25, 2015, 07:34:35 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 25, 2015, 07:34:35 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 25, 2015, 08:03:15 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 25, 2015, 08:03:15 PM
I'm not. My stretchings have adjusted quite nicely and now I can easily slide the steel in and out without any pain whatsoever.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I'm thinking maybe 4mm in another 3-6 months.:yahoo:
I have no idea what this is about nor can I imagine what it looks like. I'm old fashioned. I like things left just as they are.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 30, 2015, 10:33:04 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 30, 2015, 10:33:04 PM
This, sadly, is not one of them.
Not that looking like a retard is a new experience for him.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:11:55 AM
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:11:55 AM
You're like the git who keeps on giving, Mr. Paranoid. You don't even have the good sense to take a step back and look at how mentally ill you appear when you're on these little wild eyed tangents of yours.
With any luck, your family won't have to deal with it in another 5-7 years when they ship you off to an aged care home which specializes in delusional sorts.
You realize they've in all likelihood discussed the plan behind your back for years, don't you?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 12:47:14 PM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 12:47:14 PM
Does anyone know of way that I can enjoy a meat mallet without the unwanted side effects?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 12:53:20 PM
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 12:53:20 PM
I pounded my labia last night with a meat tenderizer. Now it looks like a canoe full of moose meat.Quote from: "RW"
Does anyone know of way that I can enjoy a meat mallet without the unwanted side effects?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 12:55:42 PM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 12:55:42 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 01:06:11 PM
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 01:06:11 PM
"Moose Meat"
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 01:55:42 PM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 01:55:42 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: J0E on August 31, 2015, 02:35:05 PM
Post by: J0E on August 31, 2015, 02:35:05 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
BTW Dinky, does your vagina ever get dry and itchy?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 02:55:06 PM
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 02:55:06 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
BTW Dinky, does your vagina ever get dry and itchy?
Why; do you want to scratch it for her?
Careful, you might be in for a nasty surprise.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on August 31, 2015, 08:42:22 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 31, 2015, 08:42:22 PM
ac_toofunny
You're like the git who keeps on giving, Mr. Paranoid. You don't even have the good sense to take a step back and look at how mentally ill you appear when you're on these little wild eyed tangents of yours.
With any luck, your family won't have to deal with it in another 5-7 years when they ship you off to an aged care home which specializes in delusional sorts.
You realize they've in all likelihood discussed the plan behind your back for years, don't you?ac_smile
Do you have any idea what you're talking about, because I, and the other members here sure as fuck don't.
If a refrigerator was chained to your ankles, and you were thrown from a boat somewhere in the Indian Ocean, your last statement before succumbing to the depths would be "I'm not drowning...I'm not dro....".
Now, normally I admire those who fully commit to their goals in life, but in your case, the goal posts were taken down shortly after your arrival but you're still trying to thread one through.
When a troll has run its course, the wise man removes the costume, takes off the makeup, and behaves somewhat normally. Now, we know from history that you and normal are like ISIS and compassion...utterly incompatible...but you need to be aware that your constant denials really do make you look utterly ridiculous.
Of course, you MIGHT have come by an image from Brawl Hall on the black market, and thought it would be fun to distribute it as some rather fatuous attempt to embarrass me...although I cannot see how it would...but we both know that is far from likely.
What amuses me most is that despite Brawl Halls demolition and removal from the face of the internet some years ago, you have chosen to retain remnants of the past in your secret folder. That, my old china, is a sign of a very serious obsession with a very sordid past.
Now, you've been gobbing on about how you've got more embarrassing material, and even that you've pulled the gender switch troll before, so how about you grow a pair and show us what you got.
Out here. In the forum. We're all friends here. Show the world your cache of humiliation and triumph.
Lets go, Freud. Mano e mano.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:41:20 PM
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:41:20 PM
ac_toofunny
You're like the git who keeps on giving, Mr. Paranoid. You don't even have the good sense to take a step back and look at how mentally ill you appear when you're on these little wild eyed tangents of yours.
With any luck, your family won't have to deal with it in another 5-7 years when they ship you off to an aged care home which specializes in delusional sorts.
You realize they've in all likelihood discussed the plan behind your back for years, don't you?ac_smile
Do you have any idea what you're talking about, because I, and the other members here sure as fuck don't.
If a refrigerator was chained to your ankles, and you were thrown from a boat somewhere in the Indian Ocean, your last statement before succumbing to the depths would be "I'm not drowning...I'm not dro....".
Now, normally I admire those who fully commit to their goals in life, but in your case, the goal posts were taken down shortly after your arrival but you're still trying to thread one through.
When a troll has run its course, the wise man removes the costume, takes off the makeup, and behaves somewhat normally. Now, we know from history that you and normal are like ISIS and compassion...utterly incompatible...but you need to be aware that your constant denials really do make you look utterly ridiculous.
Of course, you MIGHT have come by an image from Brawl Hall on the black market, and thought it would be fun to distribute it as some rather fatuous attempt to embarrass me...although I cannot see how it would...but we both know that is far from likely.
What amuses me most is that despite Brawl Halls demolition and removal from the face of the internet some years ago, you have chosen to retain remnants of the past in your secret folder. That, my old china, is a sign of a very serious obsession with a very sordid past.
Now, you've been gobbing on about how you've got more embarrassing material, and even that you've pulled the gender switch troll before, so how about you grow a pair and show us what you got.
Out here. In the forum. We're all friends here. Show the world your cache of humiliation and triumph.
Lets go, Freud. Mano e mano.
You really have lost the plot, old man. Get that examined.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:45:50 PM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:45:50 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:49:54 PM
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:49:54 PM
No advice for me Donky?Quote from: "RW"
Advice?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:51:52 PM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:51:52 PM
See top of the page.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:56:40 PM
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 11:56:40 PM
Sorry I meant Dinky. Autocorrect has been a bitch today!Quote from: "RW"
See top of the page.
Pull Spectre's dribbling old geezer turkey neck tautly across a wooden chopping board and mallet to your hearts content.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:58:10 PM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:58:10 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 12:05:11 AM
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 12:05:11 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 01:37:07 AM
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 01:37:07 AM
ac_toofunny
You're like the git who keeps on giving, Mr. Paranoid. You don't even have the good sense to take a step back and look at how mentally ill you appear when you're on these little wild eyed tangents of yours.
With any luck, your family won't have to deal with it in another 5-7 years when they ship you off to an aged care home which specializes in delusional sorts.
You realize they've in all likelihood discussed the plan behind your back for years, don't you?ac_smile
Do you have any idea what you're talking about, because I, and the other members here sure as fuck don't.
If a refrigerator was chained to your ankles, and you were thrown from a boat somewhere in the Indian Ocean, your last statement before succumbing to the depths would be "I'm not drowning...I'm not dro....".
Now, normally I admire those who fully commit to their goals in life, but in your case, the goal posts were taken down shortly after your arrival but you're still trying to thread one through.
When a troll has run its course, the wise man removes the costume, takes off the makeup, and behaves somewhat normally. Now, we know from history that you and normal are like ISIS and compassion...utterly incompatible...but you need to be aware that your constant denials really do make you look utterly ridiculous.
Of course, you MIGHT have come by an image from Brawl Hall on the black market, and thought it would be fun to distribute it as some rather fatuous attempt to embarrass me...although I cannot see how it would...but we both know that is far from likely.
What amuses me most is that despite Brawl Halls demolition and removal from the face of the internet some years ago, you have chosen to retain remnants of the past in your secret folder. That, my old china, is a sign of a very serious obsession with a very sordid past.
Now, you've been gobbing on about how you've got more embarrassing material, and even that you've pulled the gender switch troll before, so how about you grow a pair and show us what you got.
Out here. In the forum. We're all friends here. Show the world your cache of humiliation and triumph.
Lets go, Freud. Mano e mano.
ac_lmfao
You really have lost the plot, old man. Get that examined.
Yet you duck and weave like a bitch.
Where's the pics? The video?
C'mon boy...put up, or STFU.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 01:50:32 AM
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 01:50:32 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 01:54:13 AM
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 01:54:13 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 01:55:06 AM
He's not known around these parts for being delusional or creepy.Quote from: "RW"
He might check himself before he is.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 02:31:07 AM
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 02:31:07 AM
I haven't the foggiest idea what you're on about or what you're on but you're acting like a delusional creepy old man.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
But you do, twinky...you do.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 02:35:31 AM
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 02:35:31 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 01, 2015, 08:14:45 AM
Post by: keeper on September 01, 2015, 08:14:45 AM
He's not known around these parts for being delusional or creepy.Quote from: "RW"
Ya!! im the creepy one
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 07:19:43 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 07:19:43 PM
I'm creepy.
RW is sleazy.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 07:20:57 PM
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 07:20:57 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 07:25:29 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 07:25:29 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 07:30:07 PM
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 07:30:07 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 11:34:11 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 01, 2015, 11:34:11 PM
Sleazy as fuck.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 11:35:49 PM
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 11:35:49 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 03, 2015, 09:54:08 AM
Post by: keeper on September 03, 2015, 09:54:08 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 03, 2015, 10:51:11 AM
Post by: Frood on September 03, 2015, 10:51:11 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 03, 2015, 12:53:56 PM
Post by: RW on September 03, 2015, 12:53:56 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: cc on September 03, 2015, 05:30:15 PM
Post by: cc on September 03, 2015, 05:30:15 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 03, 2015, 05:37:44 PM
Post by: RW on September 03, 2015, 05:37:44 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on September 03, 2015, 06:35:46 PM
Post by: Renee on September 03, 2015, 06:35:46 PM
Any more weight and she'll be coming in for a full flaps down landingQuote from: "cc la femme"
Just think, if she keeps sticking bigger and bigger bolts in that thing; when she walks down the street....every kid in the area will think the ice cream man is coming.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 03, 2015, 07:22:14 PM
Post by: RW on September 03, 2015, 07:22:14 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:37:02 AM
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:37:02 AM
Any more weight and she'll be coming in for a full flaps down landingQuote from: "cc la femme"
How's the ole flappy bird doing Dink?Quote from: "RW"
Healing up quite nicely bar the morning hubby thought it would be funny to put a big magnet on the spot when I was sleeping. Needless to say his shoulder got a nice bruise for it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 06:39:14 AM
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 06:39:14 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:41:45 AM
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:41:45 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 06:42:37 AM
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 06:42:37 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:44:18 AM
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:44:18 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 06:46:23 AM
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 06:46:23 AM
You seem to have a penis fixation, Keeps.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
You seem to think that your female. Sorry Pal im not buying it.
You post like a male, Trust me im good at this. VERY GOOD!!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:47:44 AM
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 06:47:44 AM
Just how sexist are you?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 10:05:24 AM
Post by: keeper on September 04, 2015, 10:05:24 AM
:laugh3:
Just how sexist are you?
You should be asking how I know!!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Post by: Frood on September 04, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 04, 2015, 08:48:09 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 04, 2015, 08:48:09 PM
Some people just don't know when to quit, do they, cupcake.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 05, 2015, 04:48:02 AM
Post by: Frood on September 05, 2015, 04:48:02 AM
Whilst your charade grows ever less amusing.Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Some people just don't know when to quit, do they, cupcake.
Alzheimer's isn't far around your life corner, Spectre. Some people just don't know when to button their flappy geriatric lips.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 08:31:45 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 08:31:45 AM
You are totally right. The piercing you want to get to enhance sexual pleasure is the clitoral hood.Right! You said that.Quote from: "RW"
Labia majora or minora?
Majora
Okay I don't want to come right out and call bullshit because that wouldn't be nice but something doesn't sound right. It's my understanding that there is little or no enhancement in sexual pleasure when you pierce the majora. From what I've read and have been told by women who are pierced in that location, most of the pleasure derived from piercing the labia majora is visual, much like piercing your ears.
I could be wrong but I cannot see how piercing what amounts to the vaginal cleft can act as a sexual enhancement. It's my understanding that the majora is made up of mostly areolar and adipose tissue.
But I'm not a doctor like you, I'm just your basic fat dumb American.ac_dunno
So to clear this up, I'm going to go ahead and call for pics of your current piercings so we can discuss this a little better.ac_biggrin
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 16, 2015, 09:00:40 AM
Post by: Frood on September 16, 2015, 09:00:40 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 10:12:53 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 10:12:53 AM
Would you like to see my tattoos and piercings? ;):001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 16, 2015, 11:37:23 AM
Post by: Frood on September 16, 2015, 11:37:23 AM
:001_rolleyes:
Has anyone not seen them?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 11:45:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 11:45:25 AM
I don't have my privates pierced. Labia piercings look horrifc, cause sagging and give off a metal like odor and cause an increase in discharge as your body is trying to fight off the invasion.:001_rolleyes:
Has anyone not seen them?ac_smile
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 16, 2015, 11:53:07 AM
Post by: Frood on September 16, 2015, 11:53:07 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2015, 07:38:18 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2015, 07:38:18 PM
You do know by now, don't you, that your charade has worn thin with the general population?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 09:55:05 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2015, 09:55:05 PM
And I care what you do or don't have exactly why?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I suppose you think everyone here was simply quivering to get the knowledge that you've mutilated your pretend turkey neck labia and will now be fighting constant yeast infections?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2015, 09:55:40 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 16, 2015, 09:55:40 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 17, 2015, 10:04:10 AM
Post by: Frood on September 17, 2015, 10:04:10 AM
Yet, by this thread, you seem to think WE care about what you do, or don't do, in your fantasy world? At least Dove is a real person, and not a carcicature that seems to enjoy portraying itself as something its not.Quote from: "SPECTRE"
You do know by now, don't you, that your charade has worn thin with the general population?
There's that paranoia again. Was it off on holidays or hiding from its own frail and doubled over shadow?
And I care what you do or don't have exactly why?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
I suppose you think everyone here was simply quivering to get the knowledge that you've mutilated your pretend turkey neck labia and will now be fighting constant yeast infections?
Are you back on the drugs and booze again, Jesus junkie?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 02:12:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 02:12:03 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 17, 2015, 02:20:42 PM
Post by: Frood on September 17, 2015, 02:20:42 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 02:43:16 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 02:43:16 PM
maybe because you are posting in the flame board and are constantly tossing lanes around like a confetti shower of dumb?Why would I want to be a flamer person? You insult yourself without my help.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 17, 2015, 04:09:43 PM
Post by: Frood on September 17, 2015, 04:09:43 PM
Why would I want to be a flamer person? You insult yourself without my help.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Was I really tossing around asphalt, tar, or gravel or was I simply steam rolling you whenever you tried to pop your pebble brain up beyond the bitumen?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 06:22:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 06:22:26 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2015, 06:42:20 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2015, 06:42:20 PM
Why would I want to be a flamer person? You insult yourself without my help.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Wasn't Gargoyle a flamer person?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 07:32:27 PM
Post by: Anonymous on September 17, 2015, 07:32:27 PM
Why would I want to be a flamer person? You insult yourself without my help.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Wasn't Gargoyle a flamer person?
That makes a lot more sense. Garg always said "Jesus juice junkie". There is it. He/she/it is a shit flamer too. Isn't it on like 15 boards? Lol
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2015, 08:45:16 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2015, 08:45:16 PM
Mental illness is a bitch.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 17, 2015, 09:16:24 PM
Post by: RW on September 17, 2015, 09:16:24 PM
Why would I want to be a flamer person? You insult yourself without my help.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Wasn't Gargoyle a flamer person?
That makes a lot more sense. Garg always said "Jesus juice junkie". There is it. He/she/it is a shit flamer too. Isn't it on like 15 boards? Lol
Gargoyle was a shit flamer. I wouldn't even bother reading her/his posts at one point.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2015, 10:34:14 PM
Post by: Bricktop on September 17, 2015, 10:34:14 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 18, 2015, 12:34:28 AM
Post by: Frood on September 18, 2015, 12:34:28 AM
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2015, 06:49:20 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2015, 06:49:20 AM
Lol some people are the reason we have a scroll button.Why would I want to be a flamer person? You insult yourself without my help.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Wasn't Gargoyle a flamer person?
That makes a lot more sense. Garg always said "Jesus juice junkie". There is it. He/she/it is a shit flamer too. Isn't it on like 15 boards? Lol
Gargoyle was a shit flamer. I wouldn't even bother reading her/his posts at one point.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Bricktop on September 18, 2015, 07:20:06 AM
Post by: Bricktop on September 18, 2015, 07:20:06 AM
ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2015, 08:52:55 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2015, 08:52:55 AM
Just on time. Ever notice when a bad troll alt gets discovered they ALWAYS play the paranoid card? Wtf is there to be paranoid about?? Hahaha. Now brace yourself for the incoming over use of smilies and the hystronic dialog about how much "fun" it's having watching us poke its corpse at our amusment/liesure.ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 18, 2015, 11:28:04 AM
Post by: RW on September 18, 2015, 11:28:04 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 03:16:53 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 03:16:53 AM
ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
From you, that's pure unadulterated flattery at its finest, knuckle dragger.
ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
You're injecting it, aren't you.
I really don't understand the trolling/flaming thing. I can understand a poke here and there but not as a full time thing.Quote from: "RW"
Me either. It's fun to stir the pot a little here or there. It keeps things interesting. Unfortunately, there are
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Annie on September 19, 2015, 03:22:45 AM
Post by: Annie on September 19, 2015, 03:22:45 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 19, 2015, 03:24:38 AM
Post by: RW on September 19, 2015, 03:24:38 AM
:laugh3: Men are always easy to stir up.
It's because they come with their own stick!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 03:26:14 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 03:26:14 AM
:laugh3: Men are always easy to stir up.
So true, Annie
.:laugh3: Men are always easy to stir up.
It's because they come with their own stick!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Annie on September 19, 2015, 03:26:39 AM
Post by: Annie on September 19, 2015, 03:26:39 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 03:31:33 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 03:31:33 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 04:01:00 AM
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 04:01:00 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 04:08:52 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 04:08:52 AM
So Dink, is your Cooch still hurting like a bitch?Quote from: "Keeper"
Not at all anymore. It took a few weeks for the stretches to relax and be more comfortable. I'm trying to be happy with the gauges but I catch myself thinking about going to 4mm or slightly larger. It's like potato chips, very moreish.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 04:11:37 AM
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 04:11:37 AM
So Dink, is your Cooch still hurting like a bitch?Quote from: "Keeper"
Not at all anymore. It took a few weeks for the stretches to relax and be more comfortable. I'm trying to be happy with the gauges but I catch myself thinking about going to 4mm or slightly larger. It's like potato chips, very moreish.ac_biggrin
Thanks for the laugh.
That just made my nuts sore.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 04:18:41 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 04:18:41 AM
Sometimes I think about a fork tongue split but couldn't ever go through with it. I'd hate for my coworkers or people I deal with have it become a persistent talking point or harassment fuel.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 04:21:11 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 04:21:11 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 04:21:39 AM
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 04:21:39 AM
Dove where your Avatar???
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 04:23:26 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 04:23:26 AM
We leave that for noobs who spout death threats and have meltdowns. If you can't take the heat....get outta the flame. ;)ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
From you, that's pure unadulterated flattery at its finest, knuckle dragger.ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
:oeudC:
You're injecting it, aren't you.I really don't understand the trolling/flaming thing. I can understand a poke here and there but not as a full time thing.Quote from: "RW"
Me either. It's fun to stir the pot a little here or there. It keeps things interesting. Unfortunately, there aresome peoplehere who are just too easy to stir up and they can't cope with it. ac_smile
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 04:24:12 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 04:24:12 AM
I dunno. It was there earlierOh Dink, I shake my head at you.....Quote from: "Keeper"
Dove where your Avatar???
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 04:37:42 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 04:37:42 AM
Tongue piercings don't hurt. Nose piercings are the worstQuote from: "Dove"
I've never done either. All my piercings are private, except for my ears. I've heard that tongue piercings aren't that bad but tongue forkings are less than pleasant and the swelling after isn't all that great either. Some people have to relearn how to pronounce words.
ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
From you, that's pure unadulterated flattery at its finest, knuckle dragger.ac_toofunny
I wonder if Dove snorted, ingested, or injected Spectre's paranoia and stupidity.
You're an idiot.
:deadhorse:
:oeudC:
You're injecting it, aren't you.I really don't understand the trolling/flaming thing. I can understand a poke here and there but not as a full time thing.Quote from: "RW"
Me either. It's fun to stir the pot a little here or there. It keeps things interesting. Unfortunately, there aresome peoplehere who are just too easy to stir up and they can't cope with it. ac_smile
Are you confusing me with the Iron Chink?
Oh Dink, I shake my head at you.....Quote from: "Keeper"
Dove where your Avatar???
I'm not seeing it either.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 05:57:15 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 05:57:15 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 06:15:16 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 06:15:16 AM
There is really no point to forking your tongue. The only ones I know who have done it are in freak shows. Legit, freak shows. Fire eaters, hook suspension, gore shows and dungeons. Don't do it. It's creepy and trashy.Quote from: "Dove"
I know it's freaky trashy creepy but I love some of the tongue tricks that have been done on youtube.
It's like a tramp stamp that nobody knows about unless you show them.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 06:19:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2015, 06:19:25 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 07:00:40 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 07:00:40 AM
At my age and current type of work I need to be able to maintain a certain front or risk alienating others and putting a spike in my career instead of just a bit of my flesh, so I'm very careful about any piercing or tattoo work I get. Nothing can show through a blouse or stocking. That's probably why I've struggled with further tattoo work below my mid thighs or waist and definitely one of the reasons why I won't stretch my nipples beyond 2mm. As it is, if the bra isn't padded, it can show and during the summer months it's a lot of unnecessary extra garment when things get really hot. It doesn't matter so much in the winter when I can wear layers or a business top but winter here is short compared to summer.
I shouldn't have to worry about these things but I do anyway. I am a professional in my career path and what I do with my body should only be a concern to me. Unfortunately I'm judged as a mere woman in the workplace and according to my age group so I almost need to play ball. Women in Australia are still not equal across all work sectors and there's a lot of trashy tramps who play the girl card and lure in yet alienate professional men towards the true blu professional dinky di sheilas.
No offense, Dove, but the typical Aussie woman is a full time business pole dancer. They'll use every bit of equal opportunity legislation or their younger sexuality to drive their career. It makes me ill to witness sometimes, maybe because I didn't go there in my younger days, I don't know.
If I could be assured that a tongue forking could be concealed and wouldn't affect my speaking voice, I'd do it in a heartbeat. That's why I just think about it a whole lot and watch youtube videos of others.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 08:36:12 AM
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 08:36:12 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 08:46:11 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 08:46:11 AM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 08:55:53 AM
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 08:55:53 AM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 09:11:00 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 09:11:00 AM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
You must be as old as Spectre if you envision 70's or 80's era genital hair on a modern woman.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 09:29:30 AM
Post by: keeper on September 19, 2015, 09:29:30 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 10:09:05 AM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 10:09:05 AM
:obeyhypnosmiley: :obeyhypnosmiley:
What gave it away, loverboi?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 11:56:45 AM
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 11:56:45 AM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:00:30 PM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:00:30 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 12:06:24 PM
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 12:06:24 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:19:28 PM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:19:28 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.
Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.
Lame ass reply is lame.
It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.
Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:32:13 PM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:32:13 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.
Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.:negative:
Lame ass reply is lame.
It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.
Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.
You really need to make this more entertaining for me, Big Feast.
If I wanted to listen to an obese yank tart bellowing about her superiority complex from the confines of a trailer park, I'd buy a season or twenty of Cops.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 12:41:58 PM
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 12:41:58 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.
Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.:negative:
Lame ass reply is lame.
It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.
Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.
:001_rolleyes:
You really need to make this more entertaining for me, Big Feast.
If I wanted to listen to an obese yank tart bellowing about her superiority complex from the confines of a trailer park, I'd buy a season or twenty of Cops.
Again, because you can't hang, you push your slow witted bullshit back on me.
That's been you MO since you got here and it's getting old. So is your trolling. One would think that for someone who fancies themselves some kind of flame warrior you would have more impressive weapons in your arsenal.
When RW referred to you as being a 3rd rate troll she was being generous. I would have labeled you 5th rate at best. You don't fool me and never did. You're a joke, good for target practice and some minor entertainment and that's about it.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: RW on September 19, 2015, 12:43:42 PM
Post by: RW on September 19, 2015, 12:43:42 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:49:57 PM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 12:49:57 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.
Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.:negative:
Lame ass reply is lame.
It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.
Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.
:001_rolleyes:
You really need to make this more entertaining for me, Big Feast.
If I wanted to listen to an obese yank tart bellowing about her superiority complex from the confines of a trailer park, I'd buy a season or twenty of Cops.
Again, because you can't hang, you push your slow witted bullshit back on me.:laugh3: I see a pattern here because you do the same WHENEVER you get confronted.
That's been you MO since you got here and it's getting old. So is your trolling. One would think that for someone who fancies themselves some kind of flame warrior you would have more impressive weapons in your arsenal.
When RW referred to you as being a 3rd rate troll she was being generous. I would have labeled you 5th rate at best. You don't fool me and never did. You're a joke, good for target practice and some minor entertainment and that's about it.
Are you feeling okay? Do you need to Lady Pacman a sugar refinery till you have the basic calories for a clue?
I've dealt with your kind of window licking tubby yankee female before and I suggest you simply stop where you're at before you break a limb and get chased for your dear life by a pack of hungry Mexican little rascals with deep pockets and a boiled lolly fetish.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 01:07:07 PM
Post by: Renee on September 19, 2015, 01:07:07 PM
:laugh3: go for it, i need a good laughac_razz
If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.ac_razz
Of course you wouldn't, might see the goateeac_dance
Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.:laugh3:
I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.:001_tongue:
So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?
That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.
Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.:negative:
Lame ass reply is lame.
It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.
Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.
:001_rolleyes:
You really need to make this more entertaining for me, Big Feast.
If I wanted to listen to an obese yank tart bellowing about her superiority complex from the confines of a trailer park, I'd buy a season or twenty of Cops.
Again, because you can't hang, you push your slow witted bullshit back on me.:laugh3: I see a pattern here because you do the same WHENEVER you get confronted.
That's been you MO since you got here and it's getting old. So is your trolling. One would think that for someone who fancies themselves some kind of flame warrior you would have more impressive weapons in your arsenal.
When RW referred to you as being a 3rd rate troll she was being generous. I would have labeled you 5th rate at best. You don't fool me and never did. You're a joke, good for target practice and some minor entertainment and that's about it.:001_rolleyes:
Are you feeling okay? Do you need to Lady Pacman a sugar refinery till you have the basic calories for a clue?
I've dealt with your kind of window licking tubby yankee female before and I suggest you simply stop where you're at before you break a limb and get chased for your dear life by a pack of hungry Mexican little rascals with deep pockets and a boiled lolly fetish.
Oh please, more tired insults with a distinctly arrogant Aussie flair born of unwashed ignorance. Is this 1997 era grotesquely verbose and pretentious shit the best you can do? Obviously you think you are clever but in reality you are nothing but a fly bitten, I'll mannered, intellectual cripple. In other words a typical Aussie who thinks they are so much more than they actually are or ever will be.
I'd love to stay and analyze and punch holes in your phony ass some more but unfortunately I have a few things on my agenda today that are just slightly more important than anything that has to do with you. The top of the refrigerator needs dusting and I have to supervise the freezing of the water in the ice maker.
So does that give you any indication where you and anything you have to say falls on my "Give-a-shit-o-meter?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 01:16:40 PM
Post by: Frood on September 19, 2015, 01:16:40 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2022, 05:14:04 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2022, 05:14:04 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Wow DD. Interesting stuff. Bet Franks turned on?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Oerdin on October 14, 2022, 05:57:32 PM
Post by: Oerdin on October 14, 2022, 05:57:32 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 14, 2022, 05:58:56 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 14, 2022, 05:58:56 PM
What is up with all this troon shit?
Just our resident moron bumping threads.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 11:30:13 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 11:30:13 AM
So Dink, is your Cooch still hurting like a bitch?Quote from: "Keeper"
Not at all anymore. It took a few weeks for the stretches to relax and be more comfortable. I'm trying to be happy with the gauges but I catch myself thinking about going to 4mm or slightly larger. It's like potato chips, very moreish.ac_biggrin
Glad it worked out Dinky
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 02:51:38 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 02:51:38 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Sorry. I have no boddy peericings.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 05:59:56 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 05:59:56 PM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
Sorry. I have no boddy peericings.
well there's your problem. Quick, hop down to Home Despot, buy a nailgun and staple your old feller to your forehead... it'll do you a world of good and you'll be the life of any party.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 15, 2022, 06:48:16 PM
Post by: Dove on October 15, 2022, 06:48:16 PM
Yes I took them off but it's still quite sore.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 15, 2022, 07:47:09 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 15, 2022, 07:47:09 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 15, 2022, 07:50:25 PM
Post by: Dove on October 15, 2022, 07:50:25 PM
Period underwear? I'm on mine right now:roll:
Yeeessss. I have 4 pairs. They are awesome....except the one pair I just complained about.
I use these along with the reusable pads or the cup.
Seriously you should try these things. I dont have cramps nearly as severe as i had when i used disposable products like tampons. Most all the discomfort I had is gone since I switched. It just even feels healthier. And I dont have to purchase products every month.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 15, 2022, 07:53:24 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 15, 2022, 07:53:24 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 15, 2022, 07:54:55 PM
Post by: Dove on October 15, 2022, 07:54:55 PM
I just put both on my shopping list
I ordered all of mine.....you get better deals. Its pricey at first buy eventually pays for itself because you are not buying crap every month.
I'll never go back to disposable
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Rancidmilko on October 15, 2022, 08:51:36 PM
Post by: Rancidmilko on October 15, 2022, 08:51:36 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on October 15, 2022, 09:50:53 PM
Post by: Frood on October 15, 2022, 09:50:53 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 09:55:25 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 09:55:25 PM
On topic, no less.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on October 15, 2022, 10:08:14 PM
Post by: Frood on October 15, 2022, 10:08:14 PM
Time for a musical interlude methinks...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mS9100XeU4
On topic, no less.ac_biggrin
Check yo phone, bruv...
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 10:22:39 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2022, 10:22:39 PM
Time for a musical interlude methinks...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mS9100XeU4
On topic, no less.ac_biggrin
Check yo phone, bruv...
Before or after I choke off a darkie?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2022, 12:00:19 AM
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2022, 12:00:19 AM
Sexist!Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=476946 time=1665885053 user_id=1676
I would totally scissor you.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2022, 12:00:49 AM
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2022, 12:00:49 AM
Time for a musical interlude methinks...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mS9100XeU4
On topic, no less.ac_biggrin
Nice!
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on October 16, 2022, 12:21:00 AM
Post by: Frood on October 16, 2022, 12:21:00 AM
Sexist!Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=476946 time=1665885053 user_id=1676
I would totally scissor you.ac_wub
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 12:23:40 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 12:23:40 AM
Which he's kept, so I see.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 08:58:05 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 08:58:05 AM
Just out of curiosity; why would you want to stretch you labia? I always thought that trying to create what is crudely known as "piss flaps" or "mud flaps" was undesirable.
But I guess if you want to look like a butcher shop with the doors open, then by all means, knock yourself out.:nea:
You've been away.
Our new resident monkey likes to pretend he's a female.
He's a male...he lives in Melbourne, and is a chronic troll. Doesn't seem to know the right place from the wrong place. If he keeps this up, he's going to be outed.
Why did DD try so hard to be a scanky women? Apparently for many years? Is he/she a simple liar?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 16, 2022, 09:29:05 AM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 16, 2022, 09:29:05 AM
Geesh
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 09:37:12 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 09:37:12 AM
Why do you care? Were you turned on by his womanly charms?
Geesh
His womanly charms
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 16, 2022, 10:00:55 AM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 16, 2022, 10:00:55 AM
Why do you care? Were you turned on by his womanly charms?
Geesh
His womanly charmsac_dunno Is this a typo?
Let it go.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Rancidmilko on October 16, 2022, 11:56:51 AM
Post by: Rancidmilko on October 16, 2022, 11:56:51 AM
Sexist!Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=476946 time=1665885053 user_id=1676
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2022, 03:30:37 PM
Post by: Dove on October 16, 2022, 03:30:37 PM
Why do you care? Were you turned on by his womanly charms?
Geesh
Weren't we all?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 03:41:24 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 03:41:24 PM
You've been away.
Our new resident monkey likes to pretend he's a female.
He's a male...he lives in Melbourne, and is a chronic troll. Doesn't seem to know the right place from the wrong place. If he keeps this up, he's going to be outed.
Why did DD try so hard to be a scanky women? Apparently for many years? Is he/she a simple liar?
Good point, sir.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 03:55:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2022, 03:55:07 PM
I'm a bit confused. Are you stretching out your labia or are you stretching the holes the piercings are in? I'm also wondering how labia piercings enhance sexual pleasure.
I'm wondering too.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 16, 2022, 04:06:58 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 16, 2022, 04:06:58 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on October 16, 2022, 11:37:24 PM
Post by: Frood on October 16, 2022, 11:37:24 PM
Why do you care? Were you turned on by his womanly charms?
Geesh
Weren't we all?ac_dunno
I did it all for the nookie...
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 12:27:30 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 12:27:30 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Dove on October 17, 2022, 03:09:24 AM
Post by: Dove on October 17, 2022, 03:09:24 AM
Weren't we all?ac_dunno
I did it all for the nookie...
Nice ear worm attack
Now my brain is playing "like a chump - hey" on loop lol.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 03:30:07 AM
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 03:30:07 AM
Nom-nom-nommmmmmmmm labia! Lol
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 03:34:37 AM
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 03:34:37 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 03:35:47 AM
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 03:35:47 AM
I did it all for the nookie...
Nice ear worm attack:laugh3:
Now my brain is playing "like a chump - hey" on loop lol.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 04:08:46 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 04:08:46 AM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on October 17, 2022, 06:32:53 AM
Post by: Frood on October 17, 2022, 06:32:53 AM
I did it all for the nookie...
Nice ear worm attack:laugh3:
Now my brain is playing "like a chump - hey" on loop lol.
It was easy. Easy like Sunday morning....
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 07:04:58 AM
Post by: Breakfall on October 17, 2022, 07:04:58 AM
Nice ear worm attack:laugh3:
Now my brain is playing "like a chump - hey" on loop lol.
:laugh:
It was easy. Easy like Sunday morning....ac_razz
Heads up brother. I'm quitting the Poofter and Pig's latest acquisition. I ain't got time for that. Between this place and others, I'm sure to have a few laughs.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 09:18:33 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 09:18:33 AM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
BTW Dinky, does your vagina ever get dry and itchy?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 09:19:14 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 09:19:14 AM
I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.
BTW Dinky, does your vagina ever get dry and itchy?
Many wonder?
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 03:33:48 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2022, 03:33:48 PM
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Frood on October 17, 2022, 08:16:13 PM
Post by: Frood on October 17, 2022, 08:16:13 PM
I can't even.
Title: Re: My labia hurts like a bitch.
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 17, 2022, 08:18:38 PM
Post by: Trump’s Niece on October 17, 2022, 08:18:38 PM