Title: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:18:37 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:18:37 PM
... we got to talking and got into a really intense conversation and after an hour she invited me over to her house for a visit. i consider it an honor to be invited to someone's home so i accepted and we walked to her place. once inside she gave me a tour of her house and i was really impressed, she's got a really nice, conservatively furnished house ...
... however, there was one odd thing ...
... the centerpiece of her living room was A SEX SWING that was hanging from the ceiling. it was one of those ones where the woman straps herself into it so she's elevated off the floor (like a hammock) while the man bangs her in the standing position. quite a conversation piece that's for sure. otherwise her home was so normal it could be your grandma's house ...
... here's my question: what message might one derive from this? what does it say about a woman's character if she has a sex swing in her living room?
... thoughts on this?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:29:45 PM
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:29:45 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:31:50 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:31:50 PM
She enjoys sex?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
... perhaps. it certainly suggests she engages in it!
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:38:18 PM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:38:18 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:41:15 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:41:15 PM
Maybe she wants you to come over and give her a push ;)Quote from: "RW"
... could be. lol. but since our encounter was random i don't think it was there for me to see in particular. she has a lot of guy friends ...
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:42:26 PM
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:42:26 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:44:04 PM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:44:04 PM
Maybe she wants you to come over and give her a push ;)Quote from: "RW"
... could be. lol. but since our encounter was random i don't think it was there for me to see in particular. she has a lot of guy friends ...
You're a guy friend. ;)
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:44:56 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:44:56 PM
Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
... lol. or could it be that sex to her is no big deal, about the same as doing yoga, and so the swing is there for ease of convenience?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:47:33 PM
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:47:33 PM
Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
... lol. or could it be that sex to her is no big deal, about the same as doing yoga, and so the swing is there for ease of convenience?
So hard to know what the swing is for or how it's used.
Maybe she deodorizes her carpet by inserting a pair of carpet cleaning powder canisters into her then swings violently around the room until everything smells spring fresh?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:49:45 PM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:49:45 PM
Does it have the leg spreading bar or straps?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:50:15 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:50:15 PM
Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
... lol. or could it be that sex to her is no big deal, about the same as doing yoga, and so the swing is there for ease of convenience?
So hard to know what the swing is for or how it's used.
Maybe she deodorizes her carpet by inserting a pair of carpet cleaning powder canisters into her then swings violently around the room until everything smells spring fresh?ac_biggrin
... lol. you're funny, Dianna!
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:50:53 PM
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 05:50:53 PM
How do you know what a sex swing looks like?Quote from: "RW"
Does it have the leg spreading bar or straps?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:56:13 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 05:56:13 PM
How do you know what a sex swing looks like?Quote from: "RW"
Does it have the leg spreading bar or straps?
... i've seen images of them on the internet, RW. this one didn't have any add-ons that were attached ...
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:59:32 PM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 05:59:32 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 06:02:22 PM
Post by: Frood on August 30, 2015, 06:02:22 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: cc on August 30, 2015, 06:34:11 PM
Post by: cc on August 30, 2015, 06:34:11 PM
If it's her, go for it
If it's you, run like hell, tthrough a window if she got both bolts in place
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 06:50:52 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 06:50:52 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 30, 2015, 06:52:57 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on August 30, 2015, 06:52:57 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 07:02:49 PM
Post by: the shark hunter on August 30, 2015, 07:02:49 PM
She wanted you to see her sex swing so that you get to know the depth of her sexuality so you can put the fire truck in the fire house. You could have continued your chat in a Starbucks but she wanted you to see her contraption.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
... lol. oh how i wish, Azhya!
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Bricktop on August 30, 2015, 07:12:35 PM
Post by: Bricktop on August 30, 2015, 07:12:35 PM
Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Wishful thinking, honeybuns?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 07:21:35 PM
Post by: RW on August 30, 2015, 07:21:35 PM
She wanted you to see her sex swing so that you get to know the depth of her sexuality so you can put the fire truck in the fire house. You could have continued your chat in a Starbucks but she wanted you to see her contraption.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
THIS is it!!
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2015, 07:32:05 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2015, 07:32:05 PM
... the other day i ran into a female friend i've known for a few years here in town ...Quote from: "the shark hunter"
... we got to talking and got into a really intense conversation and after an hour she invited me over to her house for a visit. i consider it an honor to be invited to someone's home so i accepted and we walked to her place. once inside she gave me a tour of her house and i was really impressed, she's got a really nice, conservatively furnished house ...
... however, there was one odd thing ...
... the centerpiece of her living room was A SEX SWING that was hanging from the ceiling. it was one of those ones where the woman straps herself into it so she's elevated off the floor (like a hammock) while the man bangs her in the standing position. quite a conversation piece that's for sure. otherwise her home was so normal it could be your grandma's house ...
... here's my question: what message might one derive from this? what does it say about a woman's character if she has a sex swing in her living room?
... thoughts on this?
She's kinky.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on August 30, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
Post by: Renee on August 30, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2015, 08:29:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2015, 08:29:00 PM
You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in and reads?Quote from: "Renee"
ya, that's got to be it.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 12:04:45 AM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 12:04:45 AM
You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in it and reads?Quote from: "Renee"
That's totally what I would do if I had one. (Mine would come with a "leg rest" though.)
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 01:11:33 AM
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 01:11:33 AM
You people are disgraceful. Did you ever think that maybe she just sits in it and reads?Quote from: "Renee"
That's totally what I would do if I had one. (Mine would come with a "leg rest" though.)
And a reading light attachment......Oh and a cup holder.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 01:32:16 AM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 01:32:16 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 09:35:45 AM
Post by: Renee on August 31, 2015, 09:35:45 AM
And a ball gag.Quote from: "RW"
Just when I thought there was a chance to lift this thread out of the gutter.......
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 09:56:21 AM
Post by: Frood on August 31, 2015, 09:56:21 AM
Maybe she puts the guys in the swing and dons a rather large strap on appendage?Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Wishful thinking, honeybuns?
What ever do you mean, raisin prostrate?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:44:44 AM
Post by: RW on August 31, 2015, 11:44:44 AM
And a ball gag.Quote from: "RW"
Just when I thought there was a chance to lift this thread out of the gutter.......:punish:
It's supposed to be in the gutter!
You people need to stop being so fricken vanilla. Sheesh!
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on September 01, 2015, 07:36:26 AM
Post by: Renee on September 01, 2015, 07:36:26 AM
And a ball gag.Quote from: "RW"
Just when I thought there was a chance to lift this thread out of the gutter.......:punish: It's supposed to be in the gutter!
You people need to stop being so fricken vanilla. Sheesh!
:laugh:
Sorry, my bad.
You sexual deviants may now carry on with your smut talk.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 11:18:55 AM
Post by: Frood on September 01, 2015, 11:18:55 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 11:52:52 AM
Post by: RW on September 01, 2015, 11:52:52 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: cc on October 08, 2015, 09:47:46 PM
Post by: cc on October 08, 2015, 09:47:46 PM
I have seen one, but some of the other things my sort of date had in his basement dungeon made me feel ill, and I was out of there like a bullet.
But for the "dark stuff" around I'd prolly be able to speak from experience and have either satisfied or deepened my intrigue for swings depending on how it was for me.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Annie on October 14, 2015, 09:30:19 PM
Post by: Annie on October 14, 2015, 09:30:19 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on October 14, 2015, 09:45:33 PM
Post by: RW on October 14, 2015, 09:45:33 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: shin on October 20, 2015, 10:18:18 PM
Post by: shin on October 20, 2015, 10:18:18 PM
Three shows a week, coming to a club near you. There will be a two drink minimum for guys. Ladies drink free all night.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: kiebers on February 16, 2016, 10:35:59 PM
Post by: kiebers on February 16, 2016, 10:35:59 PM
What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?Quote
To hell with sex swing, wtf does this mean?????
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on February 17, 2016, 12:16:56 PM
Post by: Renee on February 17, 2016, 12:16:56 PM
Hopefully she at least washes the condoms before she hangs them up.
The only way I could have any respect for something like that is if she hung the condoms up with the dicks still in them.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 18, 2016, 09:39:28 AM
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 18, 2016, 09:39:28 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on February 22, 2016, 08:17:05 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on February 22, 2016, 08:17:05 PM
What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?Quote
To hell with sex swing, wtf does this mean?????http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/woman-makes-shrine-used-condom-collection/ (//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%227ZCcSLW%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i.imgur.com/7ZCcSLW.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i.imgur.com/7ZCcSLW.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
:laugh: :laugh:
This is probably a hoax. I cannot imagine a woman that insane.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: shin on February 24, 2016, 09:53:44 AM
Post by: shin on February 24, 2016, 09:53:44 AM
What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?Quote
To hell with sex swing, wtf does this mean?????http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/woman-makes-shrine-used-condom-collection/ (//%3C/s%3E%3CIMGUR%20id=%227ZCcSLW%22%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://i.imgur.com/7ZCcSLW.jpg%22%3Ehttp://i.imgur.com/7ZCcSLW.jpg%3C/URL%3E%3C/IMGUR%3E%3Ce%3E)
:laugh: :laugh:
This is probably a hoax. I cannot imagine a woman that insane.
You don't think women are capable of insanity? have you read some of the posts on this forum?
...but seriously, I think women are quite capable of obsessive behavior.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: keeper on February 24, 2016, 10:24:37 AM
Post by: keeper on February 24, 2016, 10:24:37 AM
Although, she does resemble Evs from the back.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on February 27, 2016, 12:49:32 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on February 27, 2016, 12:49:32 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: shin on February 28, 2016, 10:46:45 AM
Post by: shin on February 28, 2016, 10:46:45 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on February 28, 2016, 02:18:31 PM
Post by: RW on February 28, 2016, 02:18:31 PM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2016, 12:10:11 AM
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2016, 12:10:11 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on March 04, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Post by: Renee on March 04, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Fuck, you whites are sick in the head.Quote from: "Shen Li"
Okay, all I'm going to say is "Asian vomit porn" and I'm going to leave it there.
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 10:00:12 AM
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 10:00:12 AM
*GAG*
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: keeper on March 06, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Post by: keeper on March 06, 2016, 08:13:13 AM
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on March 06, 2016, 11:38:33 AM
Post by: Renee on March 06, 2016, 11:38:33 AM
You owe me breakfast.Quote from: "RW"
*GAG*
How about I buy you a hot dog?
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on March 06, 2016, 09:55:34 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on March 06, 2016, 09:55:34 PM
Great avatar, Renee! Love the hair, the color, and the bangs! Adorable!
Title: Re: What Does It Mean If A Woman Has A SEX SWING In Her Living Room?
Post by: Renee on March 07, 2016, 12:15:28 AM
Post by: Renee on March 07, 2016, 12:15:28 AM
I thought I'd seen it all.Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Great avatar, Renee! Love the hair, the color, and the bangs! Adorable!
Thank you, Azhya.