No, seriously...many traverse the internet wilderness seeking the counsel of your humble hermitic guru, wanting answers to the important questions in life, such as "Is Yakult REALLY worth the money?" and "Should I wear a tie on a first date?"
All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
Do you like Yakult more as you age or will it have a consistent appeal regardless?
Do you wear sweaters in the summer? If so, why are you always cold?
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As you get older you realise its a crock, and the only health it promotes is the bank balance of the maker.
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Well, from October to April, we don't wear upper garments other than on formal occasions.
We don't garments to make us sweat when its 45.
When somebody says to you "piss off you mindless geriatric zombie in a smoking jacket and bunny slippers", does it hurt your feelings?
At what point in time does an aging person start thinking younger people are all naive and ignorant?
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I don't know. Nobody has ever said that to me.
Next time I'm in Melbourne, I'll give you a chance.
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25.
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I don't know. Nobody has ever said that to me.
Next time I'm in Melbourne, I'll give you a chance.
You'll have to drive a fair distance east. They still let you drive on the roads, right?
https://youtu.be/3SbRWa-Fmhg
If you lose a tennis ball off of one of the legs of your walker, does it make you walk in circles?
What makes you think that you are wiser then me?
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Only if I have to walk around you.
Then its a BIG circle.
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
From the time I was 10....I raised my own mother. Age is NOT equivalent to wisdom. You should know this by now ; )
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
From the time I was 10....I raised my own mother. Age is NOT equivalent to wisdom. You should know this by now ; )
Spectre thinks reading the dictionary is a good way to gain wisdom. He also thinks that because he has been around longer than the pyramids, he is automatically old and wise. The reality is he is just simply......old.
No single person here is as wrapped up in his own being as the Chief Inspector. Just sit back and enjoy the show; he never fails to provide amusement for those of us who know what he is. :laugh:
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All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
Are there mistakes you see young people making with their lives that they do not see?
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
And your case old = old.......that's about it.
Who the fuck are you sitting here like some kind mummified Dear Abby? Please spare us your condescending horseshit. Nobody needs your kind of "wisdom", especially when it is dispensed directly from a corner bed in the Alzheimer's ward.
Does making tough decisions get easier with experience?
Does the need to get advice/support from others wane with age?
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
Then your thread should read: Im older therefore wiser then you.
Being old does not make you wiser then me in all aspects of life ac_smile
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
Then your thread should read: Im older therefore wiser then you.
Being old does not make you wiser then me in all aspects of life ac_smile
I would think that if any of us were truly wise, we'd not be here on the repeat day to day. We'd be using all of our spare time in life to get things done on our bucket lists. People here in their thirties, forties, or fifties therefore still have some hope. Spectre, not so much.
Spectre= nearly nursing home poster. ac_razz
i will be dead before him, does that make me wiser?
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If you don't end up in a retirement village, VERY wise and with a life well lived.
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:shock:
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All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
You like Chinese ladies? :wink:
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All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
You like Chinese ladies? :wink:
:nea:
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All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
You like Chinese ladies? :wink:
:nea:
ac_biggrin
You're a naughty lady :D
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All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
Are there mistakes you see young people making with their lives that they do not see?
Always.
But twas ever thus...
Truthfully, the current generation of young folk...18-30...amaze me with their honesty, professionalism, dedication and common sense. The world is in good hands into the future.
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Who the fuck are you sitting here like some kind mummified Dear Abby?
I'm SPECTRE, you inflated idiot.
It says so on the door.
Any more questions?
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Does the need to get advice/support from others wane with age?
Yes.
Yes.
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I'm older than you.
Please pay attention.
Age = wisdom.
Fat = stupid.
Then your thread should read: Im older therefore wiser then you.
Being old does not make you wiser then me in all aspects of life ac_smile
Well, true. You may have more experience in answering paternity suits, for example.
But then the truly wise always uses a false name when bonking random females.
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All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.
You like Chinese ladies? :wink:
Only the pretty ones!!! ac_wub
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No.
Slower.
Use a false name, my son...you'll live longer.
Is it too late to dump my VW stocks?
Yes.
You may wish to donate them to charity.
VW are going to pay dearly for their corporate deceit.
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You may wish to donate them to charity.
VW are going to pay dearly for their corporate deceit.
Billions and billions more.
Maybe the powers that be have decided to start knocking Germany down a peg or two.
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Taking in close to a million refugees and now the hit their economy will take from the kick in the nuts one of their most iconic brands has taken.