a banana on the bottom of my purse. I forgot I put it in there the other day....Anyone find anything interesting lately?
I found out I was a slut. Someone told me so.
I found out RW was a sl...er...never mind...
Don't ever say you're never wrong Spec.
I found out that I post topics in the wrong sub forums...whoops
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Well, I thought I was mistaken once. Turns out I was wrong.
I found out I may be an old stock Canadian. According to Stephen Harper, I may fall into that category.
I just found out what "Eres una gran puta gorda" translates into English.
That was interesting. My day just get's better and better. :mad:
I found free, warm from the oven, butterflied shrimp in lime and shiracha sauce at my work yesterday. :smiley-coffee:
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....but are you, 'Real?!?
Is it true?
...say it ain't so!!
Quote from: "Renee"
That was interesting. My day just get's better and better. :mad:
I don't speak Spanish, but I know when someone calls me a fat cunt!!!
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That was interesting. My day just get's better and better. :mad:
I don't speak Spanish, but I know when someone calls me a fat cunt!!!
That's not the exact translation. But I'm certain you get called a "cunt" a lot.
Close enough, esse...
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Now where have I heard that before? ac_umm
Oh I know, ...Isn't that how you Aussie's practice your bathroom etiquette?
At least we HAVE a bathroom etiquette!!!
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....but are you, 'Real?!?
Is it true?
...say it ain't so!!
No Joe, I'm not a slut. Only people who have no sense in their empty heads would say otherwise.
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Christ, why do you bother? I'm pretty sure the only thing weaker than that response is your erection.
Its true.
The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.
Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.
Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.
I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.
And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.
Nice.
At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?
I found Renee and Spectre bickering it up in yet other thread.
SHOCKING!
Looking for someone to talk to?
Try Dinky.
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Try Dinky.
Oh no. That's okay. I have LOTS of people to talk to. I'm a slut remember?
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Try Dinky.
Oh no. That's okay. I have LOTS of people to talk to. I'm a slut remember?
Oh?
So you can talk with your mouth full?
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Try Dinky.
Oh no. That's okay. I have LOTS of people to talk to. I'm a slut remember?
Oh?
So you can talk with your mouth full?
I'm a woman of many desirable talents. Ask around.
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The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.
Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.
Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.
I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.
And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.
Nice.
At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?
Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.
Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.
I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:
I just thought he was into chicks with problems with honesty and no eyebrows.
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That and a good duck face.
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That and a good duck face.
ac_lmfao
Who does that??? Hahahaha
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.
Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.
Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.
I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.
And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.
Nice.
At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?
Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.
Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.
I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:
Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.
There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.
Quote from: "RW"
Not to mention opinionated, argumentative, all knowing and big mouthed.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.
Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.
Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.
I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.
And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.
Nice.
At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?
Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.
Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.
I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:
Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.
There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.
Keep flailing around. You look like a swimming lesson at camp retard. :laugh3:
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Quote from: "RW"
Not to mention opinionated, argumentative, all knowing and big mouthed.
All knowing indeed.
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Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.
Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.
Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.
I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.
And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.
Nice.
At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?
Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.
Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.
I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:
Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.
There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.
Keep flailing around. You look like a swimming lesson at camp retard. :laugh3:
At least I have enough flexible body parts to flail.
Better that than a version of T Rex with matching legs.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
The only thing that will harden around you is my arteries.
Going by your avatar, you'd make a stainless steel dildo wilt. And you probably do that regularly.
Speaking of your avatar, I'm impressed by the photographer.
I assume he used a bank of studio lights that would have illuminated a football stadium, and a fisheye lens.
And when he asked you to play on your best feature, you showed him your armpits.
Nice.
At least you got someone to shave them. Boy scout with a whipper snipper, maybe?
Once again you swing a lot of wind and you hit nothing. The way you write you would think someone is paying you by the word.
Don't worry, the feelings are mutual, you don't do anything for me either. Besides, your idea of an attractive women is one that will change your colostomy bag without gagging.
I guess that's why you were attracted to nurse Inky. :laugh3:
Don't worry honey. With a target YOUR size, I can NEVER miss.
There are a number of factors which contribute to being attractive as a female. Unfortunately for you, the first pre-requisite is being able to fit through the door of the house.
Keep flailing around. You look like a swimming lesson at camp retard. :laugh3:
At least
Better that than a version of T Rex with matching legs.
"Flexible"?? ac_umm Wow, I've never heard anyone describe a body in Rigor mortis as "flexible". That's a first. ac_toofunny
But seriously, the only thing "flexible" on you are your man boobs and I think the proper term would actually be....."flappy". ac_biggrin