Ok do your worst!!
:evilthoughts2:
Did your dad or grandfather take that hat from a dead officer?
Supports Israhell!!
Quote from: "A Wise Holiday Hare"
I feel sorry for the Palestinian kids.
Trapped as pawns in a game they never asked to be in.
Lives sacrificed for photo ops.
Like a factory farm for martyrs.
Multi national fence sitter.
Humps eucalyptus trees.
Has gas.
Racoon Phobia :001_tongue:
cheapskate
Tightwad
Steals money off his elderly mother
Can only poo in his Stahlhelm.
Has a tiny willy
Had a testicle removed to ape his hero Adolf.
Thinks he's a woman
Could only be bright if soaked in enough petrol and lit ablaze.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Could only be bright if soaked in enough petrol and lit ablaze.
Is equipped with a bolt-on, after-market, vagina.
Is intelligent, strong and pretty.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Is intelligent, strong and pretty.
Wow, :ohmy: I've never been so insulted. :laugh:
Thank you Fash, you're a sweetheart.
stole my kimchi when I wasn't looking :sneaky2:
Snorts rice flour like a Cocaine addict.
Likes impersonating females on the internet
Loves Eva Braun as a distant deceased sister.
Thinks he's a celebrity
Thinks he's thinking accurately.
Thinks he's clever when he's not
Gets so shit faced he actually thinks 47 is young.
Thinks 47 is old.
Has arthritis in his asshole
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Has arthritis in his asshole
looks so handsome in his little Nazi outfit ac_lovestruck
Has teh AIDS
He has a thorn in his paw.
Fucking Taiwan province splittist. :mad:
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Fucking Taiwan province splittist. :mad:
Thinks the sidewalk is an HOV lane.
Dines on lard every night
Eats gross food, has yellow teeth, drinks awful cider and thinks soccer is football.
Pesters white men online for money
A luck fucking guess. Watch your fucking mouth or I'll serve your feline ass with some garlic, ginger and bok choy.
Rubs rice on her clit and nipples before bed every night
Thinks Liverpudlian is a nice dialect.
Gets sick. Whines incessantly.
Gets sick. Beats people up incessantly.
Never has anything nice to say.
Abuses the frail and infirmed.
Likes being abused while frail and infirmed...sexually.
Fantasizes about sexually abusing the frail and infirmed...
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Fantasizes about sexually abusing the frail and infirmed...
Wears a yarmulke and wishes he could give himself a Briss.
Can clear a room with her toxic, rancid farts.
Is a bottom and hangs out in Tel Aviv homo bars.
Cleans her vagina with wasabi on a bamboo stick.
Wishes he had a vagina, some wasabi, and a cricket stump.
Thinks chocolate is a vegetable.
Thinks vegetables are healthy.
Thinks that's an insult :P
Doesn't realise she's been insulted!
Secretly wishes he lived in the good old US of A.
Heads way to flat
Head's way too pointy.
His head is way too hollow.
Incessantly dull.
Unable to be sharp.
Jingles like a bag of pennies when walking.
Maple syrup drips off your ass when walking
Washes his meat before putting it in his mouth.
Washes his meat before she puts it in her mouth.
Has dirty meat.
LOVES dirty meat.
Is dirty meat!
Marinates her dirty meat in Massengill with the aid of a toilet plunger. ac_razz
Thinks he's as funny as Renee. Isn't.
Thinks she knows funny but sadly is North American, so, obviously, it goes without saying. :icon_wink:
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Thinks she knows funny but sadly is North American, so, obviously, it goes without saying. :icon_wink:
Went snorkeling while on vacation and her vagina rusted shut.
Went snorkeling while on vacation and swallowed three Dunkin Donuts Franchises with her swaddling vagina, like air. ac_razz
Has so many bolts holding her vagina together, her OBGYN had to rent a plasma torch.
Has so much vagina holding her circus panties in place, 3M wrote to her with a hefty check asking for a swab.
Covers for her lack of wit by being obnoxiously verbose.
Channels and mirrors her online presence by the stressed weave of her burly Farm and Fleet panties.
Trips all over herself just prove my previous post.
Takes a bundled triple post tied in jute just to get an internal sensation.
Obsessed with vaginas. Definitely male.
Sees vagina even where vagina was never mentioned.
Is envious that I have a vagina.
Is envious of my flat head and green skin.
Wears makeup to make his skin look greener, and the bolts in his neck are GLUED on!!!
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Wears makeup to make his skin look greener, and the bolts in his neck are GLUED on!!!
Those bolts are the real McCoy. I inherited them from my mother's side.
What about your nuts?
pompous roo humper
Nasty dragon lady...
Body way to furry
Hates furry animals
Secretly wishes to ravage Renee's pooper with his dick
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Secretly wishes to ravage Renee's pooper with his dick
Is known by the nickname of "fagala" by all his friends.
Secretly lusts after me...
Not so secretly lusts after Renee.
Jealous of Spec secretly lusting after Renee.
Is jealous of Mel, oddstain and Rambo.
Needs her mommy to hold her hand on forums.
Stays up to late insulting other people who insult REALLY nice guy
Picks on poor, helpless women who are in a lot of pain and can't sleep.
Picks on handsome men who always tell the truth, even when i lie
Bought a Flobee. Gave himself a hair cut.
Too cheap to get her hair cut.
Molests pepperoni sticks with his mouth.
Too cheap to buy decent rubbish bins
Is an expert in rubbish bins.
Thinks wrinkly old paranoid codger's are dead sexy.
Hey, you're talking about me again aren't you Princess Di?
ac_biggrin
Thinks every song is about him.
Doesn't know that they all are about me.
His testicles look like a pair of green Carly Simon faces.
Looks at men's testicles. Is a man.
Has intimate oral knowledge of teabagged testicles but only when she's out cold.
Teabags chicks who are passed out. Only way to get some.
Is inhumane to small fowls.
Is foul to humans
Is roadkill to online humans.
Looks like a gargoyle. (And smells like one too.)
Can't write poetry.
Is a big fat jerk!
Jerks off big fat South Australians.
[Dinky Di]
Hasn't noticed that Canada and Australia are on opposite sides of the planet. Is dumb.
Her knuckles drag on the ground when she walks. Could reach.
His knuckles are as hairy as his face, back and arms.
Permanently wear anus hairs around her neck like a form fitting necklace.
Has so many metallic moving parts in her hoo-ha that she has to douche with 10w30.
Needs the jaws of life, selfie stick, and an extra long pair of campfire tongs to locate and remove her soiled tampons.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Needs the jaws of life, selfie stick, and an extra long pair of campfire tongs to locate and remove her soiled tampons.
Thinks stewed fish is something that happens in her pants during the summer.
Eats entire wedding cakes with a gravity bong, toilet plunger, and a pre gargle of KY Jelly in under 7 seconds flat.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Eats entire wedding cakes with a gravity bong, toilet plunger, and a pre gargle of KY Jelly in under 7 seconds flat.
Thinks he's a woman because his penis is smaller than the average clitoris.
Eats ice cream from a trough.
Thinks he can keep up with Renee.
Thinks I'd bother to futilely barrel race Renee down a steep incline to get to a Cheesecake Factory.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Thinks I'd bother to futilely barrel race Renee down a steep incline to get to a Cheesecake Factory.
Tried to get a sex change operation but failed the mental health evaluation.
Brings extra frankfurters to her hot dog eating contests and sneaks them up from under the table.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Brings extra frankfurters to her hot dog eating contests and sneaks them up from under the table.
Tucks his junk back and dances naked to Olivia Newton John's "Lets Get Physical".
Voted for Obama twice and still thinks he brought forth meaningful hope and change.
Thinks his son is a werewolf. Locks him in a cage during full moon phase.
Is a chlamydia infected drug addict.
Stays up way to late insulting people :(
Likes to think he knows.
Thinks Canadians know what an ute is .
Thinks utes know what Canadians are.
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Thinks utes know what Canadians are.
Favorite song is "God Bless America".
I never had a flat head until she sat on it.
Quote from: "Herman"
I never had a flat head until she sat on it.
So ugly his birth certificate is a letter of apology.
So dumb, she thinks cookie dough is Jon Doe's sister.
Boring and recalcitrant.
Always dips her flaps in the egg fried rice
Son of Wilhelm Klink.
Son of a Bitch :)
Solicits his brother for pictures of his saggy nut sack to send to women on the Internet.
Wears life sized gold plated replicas of Spectre's penis in her earlobes.
Takes shits randomly in public places
Randomly eats the shits taken in public places
Watches people eating shit in random places
Paranoid about other people watching him eat shit in random public places.
Fantasizes about seeing men eating shit in random public places
Wants to be the subject of fantasy for those who might watch him consume random public shits taken.
Isn't happy about the rising cost in public indecency fines he/she keeps incurring
Has a camera in his toilet so he can record and watch his hairy brown eye give birth to something resembling a rotten cheddar cheese log.
Thinks about the hair around Scouse's sphincter and assigns food characteristics to what comes out Scouse's colon.
Doesn't know a song reference when he reads one.
Can finish off a Scouse poo poo platter all on her own.
Fakes having a vagina because he suffers from extreme pussy envy.
Smuggles back a gallon jug of cheap whiskey in her vagina each time she visits the US.
Can't smuggle whisky in a vagina because HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
Is gullible and easily led with a simple tool and subterfuge.
Mistakes not caring for being gullible.
Iz dum.
Has a thing for ugly old farts with flat heads and green skin.
Pays Thing for handjobs.
Is named after Elvis.
Is built like late Elvis.
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
Is built like late Elvis.
Stalks, kidnaps and kills women so he can use their skin to make himself a pair of assless chaps.
Has enough skin on her to make 10 pair of chaps.
Favorite phrase is "It puts the lotion on it's skin".
Favorite phrase at Subway "12 inch Italian submarine sandwich and 8 cookies, hold the meat, hold the vegetables and salad, insert cookies in bun, and I'd like that with a large diet Coke rawrrrrrr!"
Most commonly heard saying, "Mom! I told you I'm eating dinner in my room tonight. It's my guild's raid night!"
Most commonly heard saying, "I need a big strapping Aussie man to make my life complete but all I got was this shitty wrinkled T-Shirt with caricature of Spectre's moon face on it"
Wishes he was me.
Wishes I was a friendly he so he could consummate his late aged near death bed need to experience a rectal action as a frumpy old dame Edna she.
Is gay.
Ah, you beat me to the draw...
Thinks vegemite is an aphrodisiac.
Aside: me or Dinky?
Both.
Just called RW a sexual ambiguous and latently homosexual, as indicated above. Craves to be sodomised by an old, dying man named Spectre.
Cannot tell praise from insult.
Cannot tell sultana from his warty sphincter but his chalky tongue still laps both up in ecstasy.
Has his name written in his "man"ties so he doesn't lose them at naked sausage parties.
Cross tie lashes a sausage to her circus panties half planted in her voracious man hole and hopes she can get Hershey Highway rogered in a low lit campfire party where hairy pitiful breasts are the man norm and not a cause to recoil in disgust, then wash a penis off in crushed up slug slime.
I won't waste my time trying to be creative with a bullshitting guy who pretends to be woman and a doctor. Man. you need help. Take Odinson with you.
Doesn't like female doctors.
Doesn't like rectal exams unless there's at least 3 fleshy digits in him.
Refuses to drop his stupid persona when everyone knows he is a fraud.
Takes two hands worth of fingers and farts in English "More".
So that's a no then? You're going keep trying to fuck with us with your fake persona?
Thinks that I've refused him ten digits worth of anal play and it's shitting mad about it.
:crazy: Knock off the pretend shit and be yourself.
Works in a mortuary and steals body parts.
Lives at a home with its own staffed mortuary wing. :001_tongue:
Thinks he's still in Brawl Hall.
Obsesses about a man called Freud
Doesn't seem to understand English.
Has a shit avvy
Thinks Liverpool is a centre of enlightenment because The Beatles came from there.
Keeps Thai sex slaves in his basement
Yeah. So where's the insult?
I missed the 'male' part out!
Is so stupid, he wrote to Dear Abbey Road asking for relationship advice.
Likes to play with old deflated balls.
Never leaves the house without having a huge hunk of meat in her pocket
Smells like month old fish and chips.
Never gets sex due to her sugar daddy husband being too old to get it up.
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Never gets sex due to her sugar daddy husband being too old to get it up.
Cut the seat out of his lederhosen so his skinhead boyfriend doesn't have to struggle with all the buttons.
Has the hots for Australians.
Is a chubby chaser
Can't find his chubby.
She's directly above me!
Doesn't know where to draw the line even if he is given two points and a ruler.
Thinks being a bitch online is 'cool and edgy'
He has a cute avatar.
ac_smile
Catnaps kitthez in her local area ac_crying
Thinks he has everything figured out. Knows nothing.
Is so desperate for sex she's considering kidnapping the 15 yr old paperboy and sitting on his face.
Needs to stop including me in his sexual fantasies.
Is buying up all the packs of Tena Ladies in her area
Cannot speak English.
Speaks too much English.....YAWN!!
No speakee Engrish.
Is wrecking Renee's health by being a fat feeder...
Has litter box sand in his vagina
Gives a pass to certain obnoxious users on here...
Obnoxious user
Sends pictures of his nipples to people on the Internet.
Keeps asking for pictures of my nipples.
Doesn't know the difference between a penis and nipples.
Is into old green guys with flat heads.
Wrote the worst pick-up line ever - more than once.
Fell for the worst pick up line ever..."Nice legs; what time do they open?"
Thinks I cared what he said after "nice legs".
Doesn't know a decent pick up line when she reads it.
Doesn't know a decent pick up line. Just holds handfuls of cash out in front of him and hopes.
Is a good poster.
Ruined this thread with niceness.
So freakishly tall that when she bends over, her ears pop.
Suffers from terrible wind and incontinence.
Is the end result of incontinence.
Has a thing for freakishly tall women
Get's the green from his father's side of the family. A half brother of Herman.
Thinks North Korea is best Korea :nea:
Was caught rooting through the sanitary towel dispenser in the women's toilets.
Makes fun of legally blind people
Is obsessed with nipple pics.
Can't appreciate my nipple pics :sneaky2:
Hasn't figured out that women are supposed to send nip pics, not men.
Obsessed with sending nip pics
Is racist. We call them Japanese people these days Keeper.
Thinks being racist is a bad thing.
Doesn't know that Jews are not a fucking race. Babbles on about countries he knows nothing about. Buys third rate conspiracy theories without question. Thinks muslimes don't really want to behead him. :crazy:
Gets vewwwy vewwwy angrwwyy!!!
A simpleton.
Is unfair to the membership because we can't insult people we don't know. :P
Talks to alts...
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Talks to alts...
Is afraid of Jewish people. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confuses the word 'afraid' with 'dislikes'.
1919 called. They want their bigotry back.
Loves multiculturalism.
Talks out of his ass because he's so far in "Jews are evil" land that he knows fuck all about anything else.
Loves having me around really, just wont admit it...
A fucking sunni mulslime.
Prime suspect in many missing cat cases.
They all tasted purrrrfect.
Kitteh killer????
Thats not cool bro,
Reads the Quran and prays in the direction of Mecca 5 times/day.
Secretly has a muslim boyfriend and gets passed around by him and his friends at the Mosque.
Secretly has a boyfriend with the last name of Goldstein. They have been together since Hebrew school. Their bar mitz vahs were a month apart.
Is good with money. Must be a Jew.
Is married to a Jew.
Is married to a Jewish guy.
Stalks middle aged white men online and pesters them for monies.
So God damn dumb he thinks a Bluetooth is something you forget to brush.
Hold the Guniness world record for loudest belcher.
Makes ends meet by collecting cans and bottles from dumpsters. Hates the competition from his fellow Aryan master race can and bottle collectors.
EDIT, Fuck RW, couldn't you have waited a minute. I was first . :t1929:
Fixed!
Shoves a phone in her glorious ass to make a booty call.
:P
Enjoys yetis crawling on her roof top
Makes having a new roof installed sound dirty. Is clearly a sex pervert.
needs to evaluate what it means to be a pervert, clearly needs me to teach her.
Shamefully white knights the women on this forum in hope of getting a nipple pic.
Shamelessly white knights Keeps in the hope that he gives him a nipple pic.
Sends unrequested nip pics all the time.
Thinks I send random pictures of Japanese(nips) all the time.
Needs to stop sending me everyone's nipple pics
Has the real life nickname of Uncle Nipple.
Clearly has a problem with my sexy-hairy- nipple pictures :001_tongue:
Loves the word come.
Cant spell cum
Turns all the lights off while he feeds his face with candy tonight.
Photo shops pics of that sexy ass
Likes looking at pics of my sexy ASS!!
Needs to cut back on the ass pics, WOW that's not your ass :ohmy:
Silly assman
Is having a love child with Colonel Sanders.
Is having an affair with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Is upset because he has a smaller bread stick than the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Makes all the boys feel inferior.
Smokes enough dope to make a Rastafarian say "dayum, bitch, you baked".
Likes anything baked.
Picks farts out of sheets for a living.
Stands in line waiting for said farts.
Cleared a packed legion of old men in walkers in ten seconds when he or she let one rip.
Picked the fart out of the Legion.
aha, RW was the one that broke wind in Weyburn.
Wanted to get laid so he climbed up a chicken's ass and waited.
Is jealous that an old fart like me can still get the young "chicks".
Bacteria. The only culture Herman has.
Quote from: "Herman"
Cleared a packed legion of old men in walkers in ten seconds when he or she let one rip.
That is not an insult. ac_biggrin
He.... http://thebluecashew.com/post63909.html#p63909
Doesn't know how to insult the member above him. Is fail.
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Herman"
Cleared a packed legion of old men in walkers in ten seconds when he or she let one rip.
That is not an insult. ac_biggrin
He.... http://thebluecashew.com/post63909.html#p63909
It would be if your were a woman. Hey welcome brother. It's great having a fellow mature man among all these hens. ac_drinks
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Herman"
Cleared a packed legion of old men in walkers in ten seconds when he or she let one rip.
That is not an insult. ac_biggrin
He.... http://thebluecashew.com/post63909.html#p63909
As you can see Herm, kiebs is allllllll man....and then some. How ya doing kiebs you sexy stud. RRRAARRRRR!!!! ac_lovestruck
Insults bitches!
So do you
:laugh: :laugh:
Too funny for his own damn good. hahaha
Her idea of good humour is a motorized trike selling ice cream on a stick.
Isn't stupid just has bad luck when it comes to thinking.
So stuck up she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Spends so much time on farms that his pick up line is mooooooo.
Hangs kimchi from his Christmas tree.
A dog house is his second home. :wink:
Steals her dinner from a dog house.
Secretly enjoys Odinson's affection
Is obviously envious of Odinson.
lol
Secretly wants to breed Renee
Once fingered a cold cabbage roll casserole and liked it.
Calls her mouth a cold cabbage roll
Lies about my mouth!
Lied about my finger
Obsessive about washing his "meat".
Seriously needs to start washing her meat. :rules:
Actually fingered a cold cabbage casserole.
True story.
Obviously was drinking and partying when she wrote that
True story
Hey! I earned this future hang over!
ac_crying yes ...you did.
Thinks Russian Prince is premium hooch.
Clearly drinking the Clear colourless; triple distilled and filtered hooch when insulting such a awesome poster.
Thinks women are turned on by the way he wears his pants up to his chest and his Donald comb over.
Has old saggy balls.
Judges balls like she's feeling for ripe tomatoes at Safeway.
Fondling his balls is like playing with a pair of YoYos.
Fucked her way into the position of moderator.
Is a little crybaby bitch and everyone knows it.
Is scared of me.
Is scared of me.
Discloses PI on the board.
Discloses other people's personal information on the board. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Was constructed by a German medical scientist from discarded body parts.
Holds his breath until he turns blue as a means of getting attention. Hasn't figured out that everyone hopes he asphyxiates.
Her tits double as airbags in case of a crash.
Dreams about crashing into my tits.
Dreams about me crashing into her tits.
Thinks about the tits on his male nurse.....shorts out his pacemaker.
Wishes she could get laid instead of rolled.
The only thing bigger than his ego is his prostate. Prays every night that it doesn't explode.
Thinks a big ego is bad.
Hasn't learned a big ego is bad.
Has an ego transplanted from a sheep.
Cries when Freud talks shit about him behind his back.
Laughs at Freud when he talks about me behind my back...then laughs when he complains we talk about HIM behind his back!!!
Doesn't know how to insult people.
Doesn't know when she's being insulted.
Doesn't know the lyrics to songs but sings them anyway.
Knows song lyrics, but can't sing them.
WTF? I correct you all the time, in song.
Is dumb.
Can't sing.
Can't pee.
Tries to mask her lust with contempt.
Is delusional due to a knot in his oxygen hose.
Cant tie knots
Whispers strange things to people who are sleeping.
Has weird dreams.
Has weird guys names for handles.
Got pregnant when drunk.
Thinks pine trees have leaves.
Does not know pine trees have leaves.
"Needles, the adult leaves, which are green (photosynthetic), bundled in clusters (fascicles) of 1–6, commonly 2–5, needles together, each fascicle produced from a small bud on a dwarf shoot in the axil of a scale leaf. These bud scales often remain on the fascicle as a basal sheath. The needles persist for 1.5–40 years, depending on species. If a shoot is damaged (e.g. eaten by an animal), the needle fascicles just below the damage will generate a bud which can then replace the lost leaves."
Still thinks pine trees have leaves.
Doesn't believe the scientific community.
Hangs petrified koala shit and the balls of kangaroos on his "leafy" Christmas tree.
Get's huffy when humiliated by fact.
Is a supposed "Geni-arse".
Doesn't know genius when she sees it.
Insults people's intelligence. I knew what a mirror was when I was 3 months old.
Has no intelligence to insult.
Love bad grammar and punctuation.
Thinks she's the grammar police
Thinks his new colour makes him the fashion police.
Even though she's sweet as Fucken sugar is jelous of my new colors.
Thinks his new colours are cool.
Likes fish porn...oh, wait....
Secretly loves America.
Wants someone to punch her ass with a hot dog.
Fantasizes about Mr Crowley's ass & hot Dogs
Fantasizes about people eating Chef Boyardee ravioli out of his ass.
Fantasizes about holding the spoon :sneaky2:
Makes sick people gag.
Thinks gagging is a bad thing
Doesn't like the Beatles.
Thinks people should like bugs
Has a collection of One Direction albums.
Is heartbroken over the fact that there is only one surviving Bee Gee.
Looks forward to the impending release of a new Culture Club album.
Prays that Olivia Newton John will do a revival of the "Lets get Physical" tour.
She's in the same football club as me!!!
She's also getting on a bit.
But, YOU wish you could get as physical as her...ANY TIME.
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
She's in the same football club as me!!!
She's also getting on a bit.
But, YOU wish you could get as physical as her...ANY TIME.
This is an insult thread. It is NOT a personal recollection of your geriatric soccer league fantasies.
Now stick to the format.
I guess subtlety is beyond your limited comprehension.
WISHES SHE WAS AS PHYSICALLY ABLE AS OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN , WHO IS 67 YEARS OLD.
Your elderly fluff girl ain't shit. Never was and certainly never will be. In her prime I could kick her boney ass and her leg warmers eight ways to Sunday.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you are impressed by her rapidly deteriorating carcuss. You're so old that your first police cruiser was referred to as a "horseless carriage".
BTW, is it true that you are one of the original Air Supply groupies?
Yeah, well that elderly fluff girl sold more records than you ever did. Mostly in the US, I believe. Like Air Supply. And the Bee Gees. And Little River Band. You guys seemed to like them, while they couldn't give their shit away here.
Yes, my first police cruiser was a horseless carriage. But at least we didn't eat our horses.
Maybe you didn't eat your horses but I hear you fucked your sheep pretty damn good.
As for those shit groups you mentioned, the only reason they weren't more popular in OZ was because you clowns were all holding out and praying for an "easy beats" reunion.
Writes insult essays along with Mr. C.
Interrupts adults when they are talking.
Is cruel to sick people (and kittens).
Is a $500 a day morphine addict that craves hospital food.
Is jealous of my good drugs and creamed soups.
Sleeps too much!
Leaves his bathroom window open so his neighbour can watch him wash his nuts.
Wishes she was my neighbor :P
Wishes that I wished I was his neighbour.
Still trying to hide wanting to be my neighbor AND uses too many wishes.
Always wanting hugs.
Does not provide links to big news.
Never heard of Google.
Wants to hug me but is scared... very scared!!
Wants men to hit on him.
Has 1 to many holes in her body, made her delusional
Can't count.
RW has 4 holes too many.
Secretly wants to see RW's new holes.
Knows too much about RW's holes
Knows nothing about RW's holes.
Skyped with RW. Knows about all her holes now.
Doesn't know how to insult the person above him.
Is too stupid to realise he has an accent.
Is too stupid to realise she has an accent.
Is so stupid he doesn't realise I've never denied having an accent and he calls me fat.
Thinks she's skinny.
Thinks he's not single.
ac_wot
Does that mean I win???
Well, if there is a contest for dumbest post of the year, yup!!!
Grats.
Doesn't know funny when he reads it.
Thinks she's funny.
Lies.
Ok...
Sometimes walks in public with greasy flat hair.
Picks farts out of sheets as an occupation.
People in her neighbourhood call her the crazy bag lady because of her overgrown fingernails.
Has raper face.
Knows what raper face looks like ac_wot
Is jealous because he cant pull off rapeface.
Has legs and a micro dick
Has bionic legs that take 12 hours to recharge; pisses the bed at night as a result.
Doesn't know what a "Parker" is.
Rage quits when playing games!!
Has balls of steel and the nickname SPARKY
(LOL!)
Doesn't know that "Parker" is a brand of writing instrument.
can't seem to spell 'pencil' correctly.... :(
Thinks anyone cares if pencil is spelled correctly or not.
Goes to China town asking people if they have seen her daddy.
Goes to a Garth Brooks concert asking men if they are her Daddy.
(LOL!)
Wins awards for being nasty.
Can't win "nasty" awards.
Is the prize for the nasty award.
Recently had surgery for the removal of her sense of humour. All went well.
Pushes and pokes people he knows are unwell. Wonders why they don't think he's funny.
Im gonna bump this thread, but it says insult the MEMBER above you, so we can skip THAT person ^^^
lol
Posts Chopped pics then gets others Banned for Quoting his post ^^^
Is jealous he isn't an intelligent, well built, handsome Korean guy.
Is well jell that im a 6' 3" Athletic / Handsome / intelligent / WHITE Man ^^^
Is a tiny, pasty skinned, typical unathletic white geek.
Every time she suckes her father off ...
She imagines him having a Fat / Veiny / WHITE Powerful Cock .Not a Tiny Crooked yellow Prawn cock .
Most boring person on the web. ac_boring
A Shit ALT .
A tin foil hat selling leprechaun
lol
ex Jonas Brother
Masturbates to 2 midgets one cup
Quote from: "Blazor"
Masturbates to 2 midgets one cup
??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xAiqYRu04
sometimes :sad:
grunts when he sits
lololol
will give road head for mac and cheese
Is the Recipient of GRIMMS Road Head .
Yet complains GRIMMS Road Head isnt worth the $1 Mac N Cheese .
Works at the truck stop gloryhole..
Quote from: "Odinson"
Works at the truck stop gloryhole..
Short, lazy, effeminate, nerdy coward.
Craves Veiny WHITE Power Cock .
Craves Veiny tiny WHITE Cock
has an ass with its own zip code
Quote from: "Blazor"
has an ass with its own zip code
Wants to kiss my ASS!!
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Works at the truck stop gloryhole..
Short, lazy, effeminate, nerdy coward.
Makes fun of me. ac_crying
Is a bit sensitive
Quote from: "Blazor"
Is a bit sensitive
Has the yellow fever and wants into my skin tight jeans.
Called up Colonel Sanders to offer him a handjob for a 2 piece with mashed taters and gravy.
Is listed in the white pages as Colonel Sanders.
itches ass under his clothing than sniff his fingers
Finger pumps his own Ass as he watches Caitlin jenner get a Crack N Back wax on the Kardashians . .
got denied a reach around
Quote from: "Blazor"
got denied a reach around
Did not deny Kam a reach around.
Isnt called Mugwump the cum dump for nothin'.
Wishes Mugwump would stop using an ALT , as he reminisces aboot the Road Head GRIMM gave him .
TOP . ac_cool
His balls were removed when he was a kid.
Wished he was Taller , and hates the fact his one Ball is Dry .
Wishes Blurt would ask him out on a date
Wants to keep Blurt all to himself.
Already had Blurt in between the sheets
Done BLURT up the Shitter , then complained aboot BLURTS lack of hygiene .
Likes a dirty asshole, and then eats the dingle berries off his cock for a snack
Loves Buzz- Nuts on toast that much he scrapes em off stray dogs Asses .
Saves the corn from his shit, and has poop corn on movie night.
Uses MOVIE night as an excuse to invite his Gay mates to ' see ' his new bedroom curtains .
Would suck off a squirrel with rabies for a pint of Special Brew.
Keeps a dozen Squirrels in his gaff , then sups 12 pints of Special brew a day .
Stuffs a pack of hot dogs up his ass, puts a flame to them with his farts, and invites "the boys" over for a BBQ.
Get Tag - Teamed by his ' Boys ' .
Then takes oot his mental pain , by stuffing a 20 pack of Hotdogs up his own Shitter .
Gets jealous about the size of his cock when he sees how big Vienna sausages are.

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flicks his turtle heading hemorrhoids
Wishes BLAZORS Cock was bigger than a Vienna sausage .
Doesnt realize flicking the bean is a female thing.
(I must of been projecting that one Grimm, yours was similar to the one I was gonna do next lol)
likes to talk about flicking his bean
Crawled up inside a cows ass cause he missed being inside his mum.
:laugh:
:laugh:
:laugh:
:laugh: ac_drinks
Doesnt like to go fishing unless its fishing for corn out of Grimm's ass.
Quote from: "Blazor"
:laugh: ac_drinks
Doesnt like to go fishing unless its fishing for corn out of Grimm's ass.
ac_drinks
emot FAGASS
just to damn good looking
Thinks telling members that his sexuallity is ' Fluid ' makes him a Millennial Hetero .
Likes to use pop culture references to explain gender, like a FAGASS
Likes his mac & cheese so much, because he stirs the powder in with his cock, and lets the dog lick it off while he eats it.
Still givin GRIMM a $1 Mac N Cheese for Road head .
doesn't realize even his avatar is small like the Midget he is
ac_lmfao
Had to duct tape a hamster to keep it from exploding.
Feels like Ron Jeremy when hamster chicks tell him he's hung like a guinea pig.
Even the ants laugh at the size of his cock.
Regularly gets caught given reach - Arounds to Beaners , and swears its research for a bachelors degree .
When he says hes a bouncer, hes letting cocks bounce off his forehead.
Openly confesses his desire to tackle KAM and bear hug his cock and balls
Wants to PowerSniff Kam's lucky green socks
Wants to power Sniff Einen juden Foreskin .
Wrote the book, Fifty Shades of Gay.
Stole the book ' 50 shades of Gay ' from the library , cos his copy was stuck together with Jizz .
Quote from: "Blazor"
Wrote the book, Fifty Shades of Gay.
:laugh3:
doesn't play well with others
Drinks like a fish.
Got the brain of a dumb ass.
(Frankenstein reference lol)
Wear Shades on an elastic .
Constantly walks aroond with Black eyes . ( Ps is Gay ) :laugh:
Kam Kam the dildo man,
shoves it up his ass as fast as he can.
Posts Shopped pics to stitch up other members .
As he NEVER gets RRd or a Temp ban ....................................I not fuckin Forgot ! Ha ha .
Grinds his cock and asshole against door knobs when he thinks no one is watching
Wants to be the door knob
Wants to be the keyhole.
Isnt Tall enough to look through a keyhole .
FAGASS
Has GASS
Has a fat ass.
Has a tiny cock
Thinks about women having cocks.
Flicks the Bean , fantasising aboot GRIMM stuffing a Black rubber fist up his own Ass .
Uses mayonnaise to lubricate his mangina
Digs half used mayo packets from the bins behind Mac Ds , then uses em lube Black Cock for Crack.
Sings "Its peanut butter jelly time!" to his dog with his pants around his ankles.
Pops Viagra and hangs around campsite Mens Washrooms in short shorts
Has an avatar, that's cheeks look like they full of balls.
Wishes he had balls.
eats Wheaties hoping he'll grow
Eats his masters shit..
Always getting asked for autographs for playing the mayor of Munchkin city in the Wizard of Oz.
Has an ugly little mutt named Toto.
Got jailed for felonius Cock suckin and swollowing the evidence .
Has a thing for Bricktop
Is jealous Kam doesn't have a thing for him.
Forced his hand down CRONYUS' pants and was shocked there was a Crooked Cock in there .
Cockless and jealous of a crooked cock...
Climbed Brokeback mountain once to often .
Has the thousand cock stare..
:laugh: :laugh:
Has intimate knowledge of the thousand cocks.
Starred in the Gay Porno " A 1000 Cock Roastin "
Was the roastee in "A 1000 Cock Roastin"
1000 cock top... ac_cool
:laugh:
His threads are like a limp dick in need of some viagra. Whats ya views?
lol
E - Sucks Admin .
Never gets a ban .,
Would like an admin to at least give him a reach around when fucking him.
Gives out Chink / Canadian reach - arounds with 3 fingers .
Has 2 tiny cocks growing out the top of his head in his avatar.
Jizzed to quick on FASHES Face .
Fucked Hillary Clinton once and turned her into a bull dyke.
HILLARY laughed at his length .
She called Ole Bill back , cos BLAZOR was limp .
How the Fuck did this turn into a Fag thread ?
Cause Kam is posting in it lol.
BLAZOR yet again Jacks a Thread with Faggotry .
And Faggatron still playing Jacktimus Prime. lol
:confused1:
Quote from: "priscilla1961"
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Dumbass..
Has the Finnish equivalent of Dunkirk Arse. Shits at the beach after it evacuates of a bunch of pommie dicks and harry's.
Has a bigger Cock than ODIN . ac_wot
Likes big cocks.
What's wrong with that?
Fucked up the thread topic!
writes Beavis and Butthead fanfics
Likes to be so anonymous, that he covers his webcam so the NSA doesnt watch him jerk off to a tranny train.
His first pacifier was his foot.
I would never allow him on my train.
His caboose is full of hamsters.
would prefer to be called Tweedledee instead of....
Took a My Little Pony doll to his first school formal and got lucky.
goes to the Bahamas just for the $3 bills
Purchased a week's worth of poop-filled diapers from me but never sent payment.
Applied for open houseboy position at TD's one bedroom apartment in Costa Rica.
dances under the stage name Kim She
Is funny, not sad.
Her tits aren't small, they're low fat.
Never touches low fat.
gives out candy from the guards van
barrel wash thief
Thinks handing out candy constitutes foreplay.
Will be Mr Paraplegic if he said that to my frickin face. ac_beating
anal leakage
Quote from: "Mr. Personality"
Thinks handing out candy constitutes foreplay.
Could force guest posting to be put on approval with those kinds of insults and will wind up having this one deleted.
beats off to Fraggle Rock
identifying your shortcomings is the first step
Keeps coming up short.
Hung like rice.
He gets the five o'clock shadow before noon.
started eating home cooked meals, now he gots the parvo
Was accidentally given cans of dog food at the food bank.
Was accidentally given human food at the pound.
swamp ass
candy ass
mod of the year
Got caught rubbing banana custard on his winky and inserting it through the fence at a monkey enclosure.
Thinks having an acute case of gynecomastia makes him a woman.
Quote from: "Mr. Personality"
Thinks having an acute case of gynecomastia makes him a woman.
I know a guy that has a serious pair of man boobs. He literally needs a bra. I'm not saying Dinky Dianna has man boobs, but if he does I feel for the guy.
If he had moobs, he'd never leave the house.
Aren't you posting from home? :icon_wink:
Hates being the loose caboose at bunk house parties.
uses the catch phrase yapple dapple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOqjkRUcwQQ
Is too old for cartoons.
Has a head like a shovel.
Looking to get buried.
Pees barrel wash.
Has more hair on his ass than on his head.
is my hero. ac_wub
TRF trash lives in the past and does not belong here among normal people.
Ordered a lipstick mace to protect himself.
opened a happy ending boutique call Ghey Shah
slaps loud children
Is loud when he slaps it.
sobs uncontrollably while he masturbates
Will sob uncontrollably when I kick his ass. Bleed too.
Masturbates uncontrollably when he stares at my ASS.
Ass secretes pus from multiple blackheads
Into gals full of pus.
penis is an innie
Dreams about penises.
Dreams about returning to the primordial barrel wash sea.
ac_razz
Is the only member of 5 different forums who hasn't figured out that you are completely full of shit.
Eats said shit to "cleanse their soul"
White homo
Sweeter than bitter melon