...having trouble attracting a female companion? I shall give you simple advice on how to deal with this problem...
Now, there are only two things required to attract the female species. Remember, the female is a primitive beast, and as such is essentially driven by primitive urges.
First off, you need to be Alpha-as-fuck. Woman want a real man, not a little girl to babysit. They liked to be slapped around a little bit. They like to be dominated. So, if you're a little sissy beta-boy, time to become a hairy macho man! Treat them as they desire to be treated! With a heavy, dominating hand!
Secondly, they desire at least eight inches of rock hard cock. If you have a floppy two-inch noodle, you're SOL. This problem is more difficult to fix, but I do believe they make slip-on penises you slide over your limp noodle. In the sack, she may not even know the difference. There are other options, like implant surgery, but these can be a more costly fix.
Coles notes? Be alpha-as-fuck, like Captain Picard. Don't be a sissy, faggy boy. Also, if you don't have a rock hard shaft for her pleasure, get one.
This is it, really. Women are just that simple!
You clearly know sweet fuck all about women.
Fuck off idiot.
Why do I get the feeling that Hobart is RW's alter-ego...
Because you're a total idiot.
No... I'm usually pretty good at this game.
You are fail at everything.
Awww!
Why so cranky? Diapers need changing?