It started off with me being pregnant again (8 months on), ughh, then things got really weird.
As per usual even in a dream state, I was busting and needed to keep going to the toilet. Each time I'd finish and exit, I'd be back minutes later to wee again but my baby bump was getting smaller and smaller until nothing. Then it happened. I sprouted two nuts and a noodle while on the seat and accidentally wee'd all over my thighs and the floor. Then my tits got sucked back into my chest and hair started shooting out of everywhere. Even places I didn't think possible. ac_umm
I freaked out and woke up all grossed out.
Have you ever dreamed that you were the opposite gender and how did you react?
You're a fucking scissorbill.
No-one buys your shit, but you keep hawking it.
Don't you ever grow tired of being regarded as a serial pest?
:001_rolleyes:
Have you or have you not ever dreamed that you were the opposite sex and if so, how did you react in the dream or after?
It's a very simple OP concept and you shouldn't need it explained to you however simple in the mind you actually are.
Contribute earnestly or FO. Your choice.

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It started off with me being pregnant again (8 months on), ughh, then things got really weird.
As per usual even in a dream state, I was busting and needed to keep going to the toilet. Each time I'd finish and exit, I'd be back minutes later to wee again but my baby bump was getting smaller and smaller until nothing. Then it happened. I sprouted two nuts and a noodle while on the seat and accidentally wee'd all over my thighs and the floor. Then my tits got sucked back into my chest and hair started shooting out of everywhere. Even places I didn't think possible. ac_umm
I freaked out and woke up all grossed out.
Have you ever dreamed that you were the opposite gender and how did you react?
Now that you've had a sex change, can we officially call you a guy?
Seems that a number of disruptive people don't know how to stay on topic. That's fine, RW. Leave the thread and delete me.
On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
Maybe you could touch your body for us and tell us how it feels? How does the penis respond? Are you very hairy? :001_tongue:
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Seems that a number of disruptive people don't know how to stay on topic. That's fine, RW. Leave the thread and delete me.
Awww....baby frowin' toys outta his pram...
ac_lmfao
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Seems that a number of disruptive people don't know how to stay on topic. That's fine, RW. Leave the thread and delete me.
Awww....baby frowin' toys outta his pram...
ac_lmfao
You know this tragic turn of events is all your fault. ac_toofunny
Last night I dreamed that I was making out with Renee.
I woke up with a mouth full of pillow.
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On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
It was one dream only and I hope that's the only one.
You others can suck a dick dipped in rat poison or Renee's elephant hoohoo for all I care. You obviously can't stick to an OP but smear your stupidity around like caged chimp shit.
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Last night I dreamed that I was making out with Renee.
I woke up with a mouth full of pillow.
Now I'm nauseous.
I pray it's not a recurring dream.
If it is, I'm changing my meds.
I have to admit though, you seemed to like it.
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On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
It was one dream only and I hope that's the only one.
You others can suck a dick dipped in rat poison or Renee's elephant hoohoo for all I care. You obviously can't stick to an OP but smear your stupidity around like caged chimp shit.
Go fuck yourself, you foppish fraud.
You start a troll thread, and then bitch when it gets trashed? What a fucking retard.
Son, as long as you keeping hiding beneath your electronic hibab, the big kids here will taunt, point and shout at your obvious and pointless charade.
Treat this forum and its members with the respect it deserves, and it will be reciprocated.
Keep pissing your lies and deception on the walls, and you'll get your nose smacked. Simple formula.
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:001_rolleyes:
Have you or have you not ever dreamed that you were the opposite sex and if so, how did you react in the dream or after?
It's a very simple OP concept and you shouldn't need it explained to you however simple in the mind you actually are.
Contribute earnestly or FO. Your choice.
I dream of being with certain women. Damn near every night too. But, being a woman? Not a chance.
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On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
It was one dream only and I hope that's the only one.
You others can suck a dick dipped in rat poison or Renee's elephant hoohoo for all I care. You obviously can't stick to an OP but smear your stupidity around like caged chimp shit.
Go fuck yourself, you foppish fraud.
You start a troll thread, and then bitch when it gets trashed? What a fucking retard.
Son, as long as you keeping hiding beneath your electronic hibab, the big kids here will taunt, point and shout at your obvious and pointless charade.
Treat this forum and its members with the respect it deserves, and it will be reciprocated.
Keep pissing your lies and deception on the walls, and you'll get your nose smacked. Simple formula.
Who the hell are you besides a blowhard egomaniac and internet pervert hellbent on getting me to talk to you on Skype? Oh that's right, you're also as dumb as dog shit. Watching you try to match wits with the lowly likes of Renee is a hoot to watch and it must really burn for you to have watched me shut the tubby bint down yesterday in the matter of a page. How many months have you been at it, after all? ac_toofunny
Though I did it respectfully in the correct Firewalkers section instead of what you like to do, spread your vitriol in every nook and cranny of the forum. You have that recurring fault in nearly everything you post and over the months I've had to constantly remind you to keep it in the correct section which you've struggled with time and time again.
If you want to point fingers at someone who lies, deceives, trolls, or carries on a charade, tap your wrinkly old index finger on your puffed out flabby chest and start with ground zero, you pie floater snorting perpetual internet pervert and self devastating moron.
Or continue as you do. I can also keep kicking your dentures in. You seem to get off on it.
At your age, it's possibly all the action you get.
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:001_rolleyes:
Have you or have you not ever dreamed that you were the opposite sex and if so, how did you react in the dream or after?
It's a very simple OP concept and you shouldn't need it explained to you however simple in the mind you actually are.
Contribute earnestly or FO. Your choice.
I dream of being with certain women. Damn near every night too. But, being a woman? Not a chance.
Thank you for getting this back on topic, Herman. :6:
Hey princess Di, I think only women would dream about being the opposite sex. I cannot see any real guy ever dreaming about being a woman and wearing a bra and panties. :beurk:
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Who the hell are you besides a blowhard egomaniac and internet pervert hellbent on getting me to talk to you on Skype? Oh that's right, you're also as dumb as dog shit. Watching you try to match wits with the lowly likes of Renee is a hoot to watch and it must really burn for you to have watched me shut the tubby bint down yesterday in the matter of a page. How many months have you been at it, after all? ac_toofunny
Though I did it respectfully in the correct Firewalkers section instead of what you like to do, spread your vitriol in every nook and cranny of the forum. You have that recurring fault in nearly everything you post and over the months I've had to constantly remind you to keep it in the correct section which you've struggled with time and time again.
If you want to point fingers at someone who lies, deceives, trolls, or carries on a charade, tap your wrinkly old index finger on your puffed out flabby chest and start with ground zero, you pie floater snorting perpetual internet pervert and self devastating moron.
Or continue as you do. I can also keep kicking your dentures in. You seem to get off on it.
At your age, it's possibly all the action you get.
You know full well who I am, you retarded Victorian mountebank.
I'm the guy that keeps bitchslapping trolls who think they're clever by hiding behind an internet alter. And you're a troll who is hiding behind an internet alter.
I remind you that the invitation to Skype offers one of our female members, seeing as how you lack the fortitude to stand up for yourself.
As long as you keep playing your game, I'll be your shadow. You also know I am relentless. So, get used to it.
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Who the hell are you besides a blowhard egomaniac and internet pervert hellbent on getting me to talk to you on Skype? Oh that's right, you're also as dumb as dog shit. Watching you try to match wits with the lowly likes of Renee is a hoot to watch and it must really burn for you to have watched me shut the tubby bint down yesterday in the matter of a page. How many months have you been at it, after all? ac_toofunny
Though I did it respectfully in the correct Firewalkers section instead of what you like to do, spread your vitriol in every nook and cranny of the forum. You have that recurring fault in nearly everything you post and over the months I've had to constantly remind you to keep it in the correct section which you've struggled with time and time again.
If you want to point fingers at someone who lies, deceives, trolls, or carries on a charade, tap your wrinkly old index finger on your puffed out flabby chest and start with ground zero, you pie floater snorting perpetual internet pervert and self devastating moron.
Or continue as you do. I can also keep kicking your dentures in. You seem to get off on it.
At your age, it's possibly all the action you get.
You know full well who I am, you retarded Victorian mountebank.
I'm the guy that keeps bitchslapping trolls who think they're clever by hiding behind an internet alter. And you're a troll who is hiding behind an internet alter.
I remind you that the invitation to Skype offers one of our female members, seeing as how you lack the fortitude to stand up for yourself.
As long as you keep playing your game, I'll be your shadow. You also know I am relentless. So, get used to it.
A relentless fool, sure. A relentless idiot, obviously. A relentless narcissist? Of course. Above all, you're a relentless wanker and it's clear that terminology applies on all levels, internet and in your sordid and pathetic life.
That's who you are. A massive ignorant fuckup.
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Hey princess Di, I think only women would dream about being the opposite sex. I cannot see any real guy ever dreaming about being a woman and wearing a bra and panties. :beurk:
Dreams are weird, Herman. There's never any telling what can be dreamed of. It's all potluck. I can't imagine many men strong enough to admit that they dreamed they were a woman though. Men don't tend to have that kind of honesty.
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Hey princess Di, I think only women would dream about being the opposite sex. I cannot see any real guy ever dreaming about being a woman and wearing a bra and panties. :beurk:
Dreams are weird, Herman. There's never any telling what can be dreamed of. It's all potluck. I can't imagine many men strong enough to admit that they dreamed they were a woman though. Men don't tend to have that kind of honesty.
I respectfully disagree there Di. Strong men do not dream of being women. That is the honest truth.
I've never dreampt I was a male but I have wondered what it would be like to BE a male. I did however dream that I was Kim Cattrall in bed naked staring at my boobs lol Weird....
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I've never dreampt I was a male but I have wondered what it would be like to BE a male. I did however dream that I was Kim Cattrall in bed naked staring at my boobs lol Weird....
It's not weird at all. ac_lovestruck
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I've never dreampt I was a male but I have wondered what it would be like to BE a male. I did however dream that I was Kim Cattrall in bed naked staring at my boobs lol Weird....
I am not, nor have ever been Kim Cattrall in dreams or otherwise.
But I'd be happy to stare at your boobs.
ac_blush
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"
It started off with me being pregnant again (8 months on), ughh, then things got really weird.
As per usual even in a dream state, I was busting and needed to keep going to the toilet. Each time I'd finish and exit, I'd be back minutes later to wee again but my baby bump was getting smaller and smaller until nothing. Then it happened. I sprouted two nuts and a noodle while on the seat and accidentally wee'd all over my thighs and the floor. Then my tits got sucked back into my chest and hair started shooting out of everywhere. Even places I didn't think possible. ac_umm
I freaked out and woke up all grossed out.
Have you ever dreamed that you were the opposite gender and how did you react?
I rarely remember details of dreams. But when I do they are always ones I wish I could not remember.
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I've never dreampt I was a male but I have wondered what it would be like to BE a male. I did however dream that I was Kim Cattrall in bed naked staring at my boobs lol Weird....
I am not, nor have ever been Kim Cattrall in dreams or otherwise.
But I'd be happy to stare at your boobs.
ac_blush
:roll:
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Quote from: "GrAnnie"
I've never dreampt I was a male but I have wondered what it would be like to BE a male. I did however dream that I was Kim Cattrall in bed naked staring at my boobs lol Weird....
It's not weird at all. ac_lovestruck
At the time I was like wtf kind of dream was that? I've never had any other dreams where I was someone else.
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On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
It was one dream only and I hope that's the only one.
You others can suck a dick dipped in rat poison or Renee's elephant hoohoo for all I care. You obviously can't stick to an OP but smear your stupidity around like caged chimp shit.
Go fuck yourself, you foppish fraud.
You start a troll thread, and then bitch when it gets trashed? What a fucking retard.
Son, as long as you keeping hiding beneath your electronic hibab, the big kids here will taunt, point and shout at your obvious and pointless charade.
Treat this forum and its members with the respect it deserves, and it will be reciprocated.
Keep pissing your lies and deception on the walls, and you'll get your nose smacked. Simple formula.
Who the hell are you besides a blowhard egomaniac and internet pervert hellbent on getting me to talk to you on Skype? Oh that's right, you're also as dumb as dog shit. Watching you try to match wits with the lowly likes of Renee is a hoot to watch and it must really burn for you to have watched me shut the tubby bint down yesterday in the matter of a page. How many months have you been at it, after all? ac_toofunny
Let's be honest, that was the real dream you had, not this gender twisting steaming pile of nonsense you are trolling us with, you intellectually stunted little punk.
The delusional statements you keep uttering that you somehow shut me down are getting very tiresome. Especially since it's actually the other way around. If you want to lie about who you are or about your sex that's your business. Far be it for me to stop you from your twisted expression of social ineptitude, but don't bullshit about your ability to counter me in a debate. You fall short on every count. Your one line childish, ad hominem attacks stuffed with an excessive flurry of adjectives is not debate. It's the desperate act of an fuckwit that thinks they can cover their lack of mental acuity with smoke and mirrors.
As I have stated before everything about you is false. I honestly think you would probably be more comfortable over at VF where you can bamboozle the shit out of the imbeciles that infest that place. There is really no place for your a amateur trolling among the adults here. So you can either stop being a little shit weasel or you can continue to get bitch slapped by those of us that have no patience for your grade school horseshit.
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On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
It was one dream only and I hope that's the only one.
You others can suck a dick dipped in rat poison or Renee's elephant hoohoo for all I care. You obviously can't stick to an OP but smear your stupidity around like caged chimp shit.
Go fuck yourself, you foppish fraud.
You start a troll thread, and then bitch when it gets trashed? What a fucking retard.
Son, as long as you keeping hiding beneath your electronic hibab, the big kids here will taunt, point and shout at your obvious and pointless charade.
Treat this forum and its members with the respect it deserves, and it will be reciprocated.
Keep pissing your lies and deception on the walls, and you'll get your nose smacked. Simple formula.
Who the hell are you besides a blowhard egomaniac and internet pervert hellbent on getting me to talk to you on Skype? Oh that's right, you're also as dumb as dog shit. Watching you try to match wits with the lowly likes of Renee is a hoot to watch and it must really burn for you to have watched me shut the tubby bint down yesterday in the matter of a page. How many months have you been at it, after all? ac_toofunny
Let's be honest, that was the real dream you had, not this gender twisting steaming pile of nonsense you are trolling us with, you intellectually stunted little punk.
The delusional statements you keep uttering that you somehow shut me down are getting very tiresome. Especially since it's actually the other way around. If you want to lie about who you are or about your sex that's your business. Far be it for me to stop you from your twisted expression of social ineptitude, but don't bullshit about your ability to counter me in a debate. You fall short on every count. Your one line childish, ad hominem attacks stuffed with an excessive flurry of adjectives is not debate. It's the desperate act of an fuckwit that thinks they can cover their lack of mental acuity with smoke and mirrors.
As I have stated before everything about you is false. I honestly think you would probably be more comfortable over at VF where you can bamboozle the shit out of the imbeciles that infest that place. There is really no place for your a amateur trolling among the adults here. So you can either stop being a little shit weasel or you can continue to get bitch slapped by those of us that have no patience for your grade school horseshit.
Big girls obviously do cry big. ac_toofunny
To say you've got a lot of front would be an underweight'd statement but pound for pound, you've turned into a sobbing wreck of a blob. Such is America these days, though.
Take for instance your much vaunted Harvard Debate Team beaten by 3 prisoners in the Bard prison initiative within the New York prison system just the other day.
Oh, how America has fallen. ac_lmfao
It's yet to leave an indentation like your fall here in that debate thread though give it time. You can't keep a nation of blob brains up forever.
You really did bring your demise on yourself, Renee. Repent and proclaim loud and clear that Australia and the people within it are your betters in every worthy way and I'll refrain from rubbing your failure in your fat smelly face again. ac_smile
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:001_rolleyes:
Have you or have you not ever dreamed that you were the opposite sex and if so, how did you react in the dream or after?
It's a very simple OP concept and you shouldn't need it explained to you however simple in the mind you actually are.
Contribute earnestly or FO. Your choice.
I don't recall every having a dream like this Dinky Diana.
ac_unsure
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:001_rolleyes:
Have you or have you not ever dreamed that you were the opposite sex and if so, how did you react in the dream or after?
It's a very simple OP concept and you shouldn't need it explained to you however simple in the mind you actually are.
Contribute earnestly or FO. Your choice.
I don't recall every having a dream like this Dinky Diana.
ac_unsure
Dinky the 4TH rate troll has never had a dream like that either. This whole thing is a product of his constant need to attention whore himself into the limelight.
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On topic:
Don't leave. I was enjoying your dream and hoping for more detail
For example, I have always wished I could become a male for one day, and experience how it feels to take a woman as a male does
you can post about how your first penetration of a woman felt in the sex forum
It was one dream only and I hope that's the only one.
You others can suck a dick dipped in rat poison or Renee's elephant hoohoo for all I care. You obviously can't stick to an OP but smear your stupidity around like caged chimp shit.
Go fuck yourself, you foppish fraud.
You start a troll thread, and then bitch when it gets trashed? What a fucking retard.
Son, as long as you keeping hiding beneath your electronic hibab, the big kids here will taunt, point and shout at your obvious and pointless charade.
Treat this forum and its members with the respect it deserves, and it will be reciprocated.
Keep pissing your lies and deception on the walls, and you'll get your nose smacked. Simple formula.
Who the hell are you besides a blowhard egomaniac and internet pervert hellbent on getting me to talk to you on Skype? Oh that's right, you're also as dumb as dog shit. Watching you try to match wits with the lowly likes of Renee is a hoot to watch and it must really burn for you to have watched me shut the tubby bint down yesterday in the matter of a page. How many months have you been at it, after all? ac_toofunny
Let's be honest, that was the real dream you had, not this gender twisting steaming pile of nonsense you are trolling us with, you intellectually stunted little punk.
The delusional statements you keep uttering that you somehow shut me down are getting very tiresome. Especially since it's actually the other way around. If you want to lie about who you are or about your sex that's your business. Far be it for me to stop you from your twisted expression of social ineptitude, but don't bullshit about your ability to counter me in a debate. You fall short on every count. Your one line childish, ad hominem attacks stuffed with an excessive flurry of adjectives is not debate. It's the desperate act of an fuckwit that thinks they can cover their lack of mental acuity with smoke and mirrors.
As I have stated before everything about you is false. I honestly think you would probably be more comfortable over at VF where you can bamboozle the shit out of the imbeciles that infest that place. There is really no place for your a amateur trolling among the adults here. So you can either stop being a little shit weasel or you can continue to get bitch slapped by those of us that have no patience for your grade school horseshit.
Big girls obviously do cry big. ac_toofunny
To say you've got a lot of front would be an underweight'd statement but pound for pound, you've turned into a sobbing wreck of a blob. Such is America these days, though.
Take for instance your much vaunted Harvard Debate Team beaten by 3 prisoners in the Bard prison initiative within the New York prison system just the other day.
Oh, how America has fallen. ac_lmfao
It's yet to leave an indentation like your fall here in that debate thread though give it time. You can't keep a nation of blob brains up forever.
You really did bring your demise on yourself, Renee. Repent and proclaim loud and clear that Australia and the people within it are your betters in every worthy way and I'll refrain from rubbing your failure in your fat smelly face again. ac_smile
What does Harvard's loss to a prison debate team have to do with the fact that you couldn't win a debate with your opinion base nonsense and senseless prattle. Just declaring that you've won because you say so is what children do when they are faced with being out smarter by an adult.
It's not going to fly and there is no demise of anyone for that matter. The truth is, the debate goes on. But then again, you wouldn't know anything about the truth because you avoid it like the plague.
You are a 4th rater at best and your inability to counter me with your pathetic video and your screeching Aussie housewife, opinion didn't pass muster. Because that's all you have, you run away and declare a victory. :laugh3:
You're a child playing in an adults game and I strongly suggest you wise up. Go over to VF and hone your skills on the feebs and then come back and look me up..... I'll be waiting.
ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
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ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
It's a good thing they don't hand out performance reviews on forums like some companies do for their employees. Because you would get a below average marks on all your assigned tasks. In fact you would probably get told to put your shit a box and hit the street.
You really are a child and you don't seem to be capable of working toward adulthood. First step would be to embrace the fact that you are a mental midget and that the truth is your version of kryptonite.
Go ahead run and hide behind your little boy insults and faux self-importance. Everyone sees you for what you are and the ones that won't come out and say you that are a fuckwit, do so out of courtesy and a desire to keep a modicum of forum civility. I on the other hand and other non-bullshit types, only extend courtesy to those who warrant it.
Son, the stupidity on display has a southern cross on it, and it shames me to say so.
You're a fraud in all respects. A loud mouth, "look at me" gong beater who'll doing anything for attention...especially mine. Unfortunately, you had the temerity to prod Renee...no small feat...and now she's chewing you to pieces like a Rottweiler on a roo steak.
I have been most thorough in demonstrating to the great unwashed that Americans are dense, demented and disingenuous, and putting Renee in her place (which is like backing a semi into a home garage) and you've just given more grist to her mill by providing evidence that there is indeed at least ONE Australian whom she can dominate.
For fucks sake, go to Van and play with the zomboids there. They are more your style. All mouth, no trousers.
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Son, the stupidity on display has a southern cross on it, and it shames me to say so.
You're a fraud in all respects. A loud mouth, "look at me" gong beater who'll doing anything for attention...especially mine. Unfortunately, you had the temerity to prod Renee...no small feat...and now she's chewing you to pieces like a Rottweiler on a roo steak.
I have been most thorough in demonstrating to the great unwashed that Americans are dense, demented and disingenuous, and putting Renee in her place (which is like backing a semi into a home garage) and you've just given more grist to her mill by providing evidence that there is indeed at least ONE Australian whom she can dominate.
For fucks sake, go to Van and play with the zomboids there. They are more your style. All mouth, no trousers.
I agree with almost 100% percent of what you conveyed except for the above highlighted statement. And not to be presumptuous but I think most people here who are bored enough to read this little dust up, would disagree with that statement as well.
You and I both know there is more than one Aussie that I can get the better of around here......Go ahead be a man and admit it....everyone already knows. :laugh:
Well, cc doesn't regard herself as Australian any more. But if you want to put a notch on your water pistol for her, go ahead and make yourself happy.
Most people here beg me to demonstrate some level of mercy when I kick your ass. "don't be so cruel to Renee...", "why you so mean to stupid yankee?", "please don't scare her away again", and many other supplications.
I even tried to be nice, and still got asked not to be so mean.
Do people ask YOU to be less bellicose? No. Because they fully know that you have about the same capacity to sting me as the US does in beating IS, which is to say none at all. I suggest you constrain your hostility to Dicky Dean. He deserves it.
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It's a good thing they don't hand out performance reviews on forums like some companies do for their employees. Because you would get a below average marks on all your assigned tasks. In fact you would probably get told to put your shit a box and hit the street.
You really are a child and you don't seem to be capable of working toward adulthood. First step would be to embrace the fact that you are a mental midget and that the truth is your version of kryptonite.
Go ahead run and hide behind your little boy insults and faux self-importance. Everyone sees you for what you are and the ones that won't come out and say you that are a fuckwit, do so out of courtesy and a desire to keep a modicum of forum civility. I on the other hand and other non-bullshit types, only extend courtesy to those who warrant it.
Renee, Princess Di has hang ups about the Christian religion, but that's not a reason to think she's a troll. Her opinions are sometimes based on a gut feeling rather than supported by fact, but hey that's no different than Twitter. I have not read everything she's wrote here, but I have not seen anything she's wposted that would make me think she's a bullshitter on par with Odinson.
Except she's a male pretending to be a female.
That levels the score, I think...if not gives Dinky a birdie...
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Except she's a male pretending to be a female.
That levels the score, I think...if not gives Dinky a birdie...
You mean you were serious about that? I always thought you were kidding.
What makes you thinks she's got a pair down there?
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Well, cc doesn't regard herself as Australian any more. But if you want to put a notch on your water pistol for her, go ahead and make yourself happy.
You know damn well I'm not talking about cc. CC has class, cc is a very cool lady why would even think of picking on her? She gives me no reason to do so and besides, I like cc. You on the other hand, present a target that deserves to be kicked in the ass at almost every turn. :laugh3:
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Most people here beg me to demonstrate some level of mercy when I kick your ass. "don't be so cruel to Renee...", "why you so mean to stupid yankee?", "please don't scare her away again", and many other supplications.
That's only because people love me while they only tolerate you. I'm sorry you Aussies just aren't likable. It must have something to do with your personality and super inflated egos. It's not my fault the world views you as a bunch of obnoxious twats.
BTW, I told you to stop lying about that shit where you claim you scared me away. That claim is getting as stale as the odor coming from your bed sheets. :icon_wink:
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I even tried to be nice, and still got asked not to be so mean.
Another steaming load of dingo dung?.....STOP that. You were never nice. That little charade was about as believable as finding intelligent life in New South Wales. It made me want to blow chunks and left everyone else scratching their heads in confusion. You know it's better this way for more than a few reasons. But anytime you want to kiss my big fat American ass and beg me to take it easy on you, go right ahead. Maybe just maybe you will catch me in a magnanimous and forgiving mood.
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Do people ask YOU to be less bellicose? No. Because they fully know that you have about the same capacity to sting me as the US does in beating IS, which is to say none at all. I suggest you constrain your hostility to Dicky Dean. He deserves it.
Sting you???? :laugh: I've done more than sting you. I've slammed your old gray empty head against every hard object in this place and it has the cracks in it to show for my efforts. I've whipped your ass so many times that we are going to need to create an excel spread sheet to keep track of it all. Your ass has more whip marks on it than a giant redwood has rings.
Believe me old man I've been asked to tone it down on more than one occasion when it comes to you. As hard as it is to believe, there are a few (and I mean VERY few) individuals out there that do have some pity for you. Why?.....God only knows. ac_biggrin
I love how an AMERICAN calls Australians arrogant and obnoxious, and then claims the world regards us as twats.
Listen, Goodyear...you need to get out more. Read some papers...even one that your bums use as blankets. Watch some non-American news broadcasts.
You guys are loved on about the same level as a turd in a hot spa. And that follows through to this forum, where it is blatantly apparent that I am beloved and revered by all, whilst your popularity is marginally higher than Mel's, because it is not yet established you killed a cat. Frankly, if you did own a cat, and it had a propensity to sleep on your sofa, the chancers of its survival would be...pardon the expression...slim.
By the way, cc is an Australian, whom you have just admit you liked. Red faced?
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It started off with me being pregnant again (8 months on), ughh, then things got really weird.
As per usual even in a dream state, I was busting and needed to keep going to the toilet. Each time I'd finish and exit, I'd be back minutes later to wee again but my baby bump was getting smaller and smaller until nothing. Then it happened. I sprouted two nuts and a noodle while on the seat and accidentally wee'd all over my thighs and the floor. Then my tits got sucked back into my chest and hair started shooting out of everywhere. Even places I didn't think possible. ac_umm
I freaked out and woke up all grossed out.
Have you ever dreamed that you were the opposite gender and how did you react?
What the fuck is this pathetically poor troll effort horseshit?? Give it a fucking rest Dickhead Diana or I'll give you a well placed kung fu kick to your nads.
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I love how an AMERICAN calls Australians arrogant and obnoxious, and then claims the world regards us as twats.
Listen, Goodyear...you need to get out more. Read some papers...even one that your bums use as blankets. Watch some non-American news broadcasts.
You guys are loved on about the same level as a turd in a hot spa. And that follows through to this forum, where it is blatantly apparent that I am beloved and revered by all, whilst your popularity is marginally higher than Mel's, because it is not yet established you killed a cat. Frankly, if you did own a cat, and it had a propensity to sleep on your sofa, the chancers of its survival would be...pardon the expression...slim.
By the way, cc is an Australian, whom you have just admit you liked. Red faced?
Yes cc is Australian and I believe she has expressed a considerable amount of embarrassment and dissapointment on how her former countrymen behave and present themselves.
Sorry old shoe but the shit you sling has nothing to do with reality. A recent report from the Australian board of tourism stated that a survey of visiting non Australians said that the most common word they would most ascribe to the average Aussie is "RUDE". I believe the second word was "belligerent". The 3rd was ,"quaint". From my experience here and outside this forum I would say they are about right.
Now, in all fairness we northeast coasters from the US can be pretty abrupt and rude as well but we at least own it; sometimes a little too proudly. In fact Americans in general are well aware of the stereotype we are seen as. The difference is you Aussies have no clue. You think the world looks at you as being cute with your, rude behavior, atrocious accents and drunken monkey shit antics. Get a fucking grip on reality why don't you.
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there's something about the australian school system that all of them write with so much extra verbiage! :2r4ml1j_th: Not just the ones on these forums (Di & Spectre). I noticed this years ago with a friend of mine/coworker from Melbourne. She used to write stuff for the company we worked for - ridiculously long and flourishing.
You seem like someone who underwent a sex change from male to female and are now afraid that you will revert back to being a male.
Also, your dream suggests that you are hiding something from someone or many others and are afraid of being outted or found out; that you won't be able to hide this secret from them anymore.
That will see you as something grotesque and won't accept you for who you are.
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It started off with me being pregnant again (8 months on), ughh, then things got really weird.
As per usual even in a dream state, I was busting and needed to keep going to the toilet. Each time I'd finish and exit, I'd be back minutes later to wee again but my baby bump was getting smaller and smaller until nothing. Then it happened. I sprouted two nuts and a noodle while on the seat and accidentally wee'd all over my thighs and the floor. Then my tits got sucked back into my chest and hair started shooting out of everywhere. Even places I didn't think possible. ac_umm
I freaked out and woke up all grossed out.
Have you ever dreamed that you were the opposite gender and how did you react?
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Except she's a male pretending to be a female.
That levels the score, I think...if not gives Dinky a birdie...
You mean you were serious about that? I always thought you were kidding.
What makes you thinks she's got a pair down there?
I used voice changing software in a group skype chat and again in a private conversation with someone here, along with some ferreted out intel gained from a few google searches on that pompous South Australian shit for brains and a good backstory.
In one hole and out of Spectre's, so to speak, like magic, thus establishing two major points:
a. private isn't private here.
b. Spectre hasn't been able to stop losing his paranoid shit over it since. ac_smile
Though unlike my harmless and cheeky efforts, Spectre's reaction and subsequent main drive has been to mount a vindictive public smear campaign with a handful of those he's managed to stir to action. While he's not that bright, I do believe he's realized what a setup he and another walked into and they're devastatingly embarrassed for taking the bait.
Hence the repeated attempts to derail OP's in inappropriate sub forums and fling his paranoid poo just about wherever I contribute to or create a topic in earnest.
You may ask why I laid the trap and for what purpose, perhaps?
Because it's amusing to watch the pea brained schmuck throw his tanties. ac_dance
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add verbose and wordy :001_tongue:
there's something about the australian school system that all of them write with so much extra verbiage! :2r4ml1j_th: Not just the ones on these forums (Di & Spectre). I noticed this years ago with a friend of mine/coworker from Melbourne. She used to write stuff for the company we worked for - ridiculously long and flourishing.
yub like dat asal? mayb us mob b speakin da queenz eng yo (said no literate Australian ever). Even our bogans (rednecks) know how to pull their heads in and utilize proper English in appropriate social settings. I guess it's a testament to our education system or maybe just an indictment on yours. :43(2):
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add verbose and wordy :001_tongue:
there's something about the australian school system that all of them write with so much extra verbiage! :2r4ml1j_th: Not just the ones on these forums (Di & Spectre). I noticed this years ago with a friend of mine/coworker from Melbourne. She used to write stuff for the company we worked for - ridiculously long and flourishing.
yub like dat asal? mayb us mob b speakin da queenz eng yo (said no literate Australian ever). Even our bogans (rednecks) know how to pull their heads in and utilize proper English in appropriate social settings. I guess it's a testament to our education system or maybe just an indictment on yours. :43(2):
:001_tongue: whatever. ac_sothere
I envy people who are articulate in writing and can keep their attention span long enough to write about it and get their direct point across.
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I envy people who are articulate in writing and can keep their attention span long enough to write about it and get their direct point across.
Wut u meen, Ani? :6:
I mean I envy and respect many of you who are articulate, educated and long winded. You make your conversations interesting ac_smile
It's been an interesting thread so far..
As usual, it has taken many turns.
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ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
I am in my late forties. How old are you? I did some checking and it would seem you are contradicting yourself. I have read that you have five kids and some appear to be fully grown. And you had time to become a doctor too. Who you claim to be is not adding up. Be straight up with us. I will not waste my time on bullshitters.
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ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
I am in my late forties. How old are you? I did some checking and it would seem you are contradicting yourself. I have read that you have five kids and some appear to be fully grown. And you had time to become a doctor too. Who you claim to be is not adding up. Be straight up with us. I will not waste my time on bullshitters.
5 kids of various ages, tick
Was once upon a time a nurse, tick
I'm younger than you, tick
No bullshit to be bullshitted with. Fairly straight forward I'd think.
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ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
I am in my late forties. How old are you? I did some checking and it would seem you are contradicting yourself. I have read that you have five kids and some appear to be fully grown. And you had time to become a doctor too. Who you claim to be is not adding up. Be straight up with us. I will not waste my time on bullshitters.
5 kids of various ages, tick
Was once upon a time a nurse, tick
I'm younger than you, tick
No bullshit to be bullshitted with. Fairly straight forward I'd think.
Two marriages- not confirmed
Five kids- not confirmed
Doctor-not confirmed
Younger than me-likely, most of you are
No bullshit-strongly disputed with evidence
It is too bad because I wanted to like you. I like feisty women. That's why I like RW, Renee and Shen Li. Those three range from skeptical in RW's case to thinking you are bullshitter on the same level of stupidity as Odinson in the case of Renee and Shen Li.
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ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
I am in my late forties. How old are you? I did some checking and it would seem you are contradicting yourself. I have read that you have five kids and some appear to be fully grown. And you had time to become a doctor too. Who you claim to be is not adding up. Be straight up with us. I will not waste my time on bullshitters.
5 kids of various ages, tick
Was once upon a time a nurse, tick
I'm younger than you, tick
No bullshit to be bullshitted with. Fairly straight forward I'd think.
Two marriages- not confirmed
Five kids- not confirmed
Doctor-not confirmed
Younger than me-likely, most of you are
No bullshit-strongly disputed with evidence
It is too bad because I wanted to like you. I like feisty women. That's why I like RW, Renee and Shen Li. Those three range from skeptical in RW's case to thinking you are bullshitter on the same level of stupidity as Odinson in the case of Renee and Shen Li.
How would you have someone confirm personal aspects of their life to people on an online forum, Herman?
Do I need scanned documents? Should I get items witnessed by a notary? What format works best for you, A4, A3, duplex? Do I need to buy a Go Pro and film my entire day organizing these documents? How can I best serve your curiosity, Herman?
Incidentally, I never stated I was a doctor. Somebody else suggested it was a possibility since I did mention that I went back to school after being a nurse for awhile.
Like me, don't, that's on you and not me.
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ac_lmfao
Did Americans get further stupid so quick or are you well into your thirties or forties?
Seriously, cupcake slayer, just throw your extra manatee sized towel in and accept your predicament.
You're an intellectual clown well and truly beaten down.
But hey, "Oh please STFU. Your constant prattling is about as irrelevant as it gets.". ac_toofunny
You stupid fucking yank. ac_biggrin
I am in my late forties. How old are you? I did some checking and it would seem you are contradicting yourself. I have read that you have five kids and some appear to be fully grown. And you had time to become a doctor too. Who you claim to be is not adding up. Be straight up with us. I will not waste my time on bullshitters.
5 kids of various ages, tick
Was once upon a time a nurse, tick
I'm younger than you, tick
No bullshit to be bullshitted with. Fairly straight forward I'd think.
Two marriages- not confirmed
Five kids- not confirmed
Doctor-not confirmed
Younger than me-likely, most of you are
No bullshit-strongly disputed with evidence
It is too bad because I wanted to like you. I like feisty women. That's why I like RW, Renee and Shen Li. Those three range from skeptical in RW's case to thinking you are bullshitter on the same level of stupidity as Odinson in the case of Renee and Shen Li.
How would you have someone confirm personal aspects of their life to people on an online forum, Herman?
Do I need scanned documents? Should I get items witnessed by a notary? What format works best for you, A4, A3, duplex? Do I need to buy a Go Pro and film my entire day organizing these documents? How can I best serve your curiosity, Herman?
Incidentally, I never stated I was a doctor. Somebody else suggested it was a possibility since I did mention that I went back to school after being a nurse for awhile.
Like me, don't, that's on you and not me.
No, you did say you were a doctor. But, you were writing now. I read it myself, so to late to go back on it now.
I really cannot stand the stink of bullshitters. I have worked with enough of them in my long, physically exhausting career. I won't waste time anymore playing nice listening to their bullshit.
Found it.
Fashionista asked if you were a doctor and Dinky replied with---Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
Ten things you might not know about me thread
Herm...everything he says is "Freudulent".
Nothing he has said since drifting onto our shores has been true.
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Found it.
Fashionista asked if you were a doctor and Dinky replied with---Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
Ten things you might not know about me thread
I also recall him saying he wanted to open a practice somewhere in the outback. A practice for what, God only knows.
Hey, maybe it's some kind of a veterinary practice. He could specialize in the unethical killing of family pets (or what Dinky the psycho calls..... "animal husbandry"). People who need their pets bludgeoned to death or placed in a bag and drowned can come see Dr. Dinky Dork.
Speaking of husbandry, I wonder if her imaginary husband has noticed that his cat is missing. :laugh3:
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Found it.
Fashionista asked if you were a doctor and Dinky replied with---Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
Ten things you might not know about me thread
Read back further. I never divulged. Somebody else who I had spoken to on a private level did prior, which led to Fash and if I remember correctly possibly 1 or 2 others asking similar questions. You'll also notice that at no time have I ever stated what field and in what capacity other than I'm no longer hands on.
I called you an asshole yesterday and while you were being an asshole at the time, I still do think that on more levels you're not. So my bad for reacting to your impromptu quiz show in the manner which I did. Having said that, I'm not here in order to draw people a complete picture of my life. If I feel comfortable sharing something because it's relevant, I will. If I maintain my privacy because I believe it's a safer option, I will.
If people pressure me or cast doubt about me, I will react in whatever manner I feel appropriate because that sort of thing is very inappropriate and there will be no apologies for that.
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Found it.
Fashionista asked if you were a doctor and Dinky replied with---Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
Ten things you might not know about me thread
I also recall him saying he wanted to open a practice somewhere in the outback. A practice for what, God only knows.
Hey, maybe it's some kind of a veterinary practice. He could specialize in the unethical killing of family pets (or what Dinky the psycho calls..... "animal husbandry"). People who need their pets bludgeoned to death or placed in a bag and drowned can come see Dr. Dinky Dork.
Speaking of husbandry, I wonder if her imaginary husband has noticed that his cat is missing. :laugh3:
Good for you, Renee. You're talking shit in the appropriate section for a change. :thumbup:
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Found it.
Fashionista asked if you were a doctor and Dinky replied with---Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.
Ten things you might not know about me thread
I also recall him saying he wanted to open a practice somewhere in the outback. A practice for what, God only knows.
Hey, maybe it's some kind of a veterinary practice. He could specialize in the unethical killing of family pets (or what Dinky the psycho calls..... "animal husbandry"). People who need their pets bludgeoned to death or placed in a bag and drowned can come see Dr. Dinky Dork.
Speaking of husbandry, I wonder if her imaginary husband has noticed that his cat is missing. :laugh3:
Good for you, Renee. You're talking shit in the appropriate section for a change. :thumbup:
Go fuck yourself, nutjob.
Actually this thread belongs in the "Reject Rodeo" where all trolls like you can scream for attention all they want and no one hears them.
Be careful who you call a troll, Renee. Your actions of late speak more about troll behavior than anyone else's here bar possibly Spectre's.
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Be careful who you call a troll, Renee. Your actions of late speak more about troll behavior than anyone else's here bar possibly Spectre's.
Don't ever admonish me or anyone else on what constitutes troll behavior. You've been trolling this place since you flew in here and announced yourself like a fart in church.
If calling you out for being a psychopathic, attention whore makes me a troll, then I'll own and wear that label like a badge of honor.
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Be careful who you call a troll, Renee. Your actions of late speak more about troll behavior than anyone else's here bar possibly Spectre's.
Don't ever admonish me or anyone else on what constitutes troll behavior. You've been trolling this place since you flew in here and announced yourself like a fart in church.
If calling you out for being a psychopathic, attention whore makes me a troll, then I'll own and wear that label like a badge of honor.
Don't ever point out that you and Spectre call me a troll and use that suspicion to attempt to troll others onto your bandwagon? ac_toofunny
Don't make offers to own what you haven't done, own what you've already did.
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Be careful who you call a troll, Renee. Your actions of late speak more about troll behavior than anyone else's here bar possibly Spectre's.
Don't ever admonish me or anyone else on what constitutes troll behavior. You've been trolling this place since you flew in here and announced yourself like a fart in church.
If calling you out for being a psychopathic, attention whore makes me a troll, then I'll own and wear that label like a badge of honor.
I don't have your education Renee. I am just an old rig hand, but I know the stench of bullshit when it's thrown in my face. This guy takes it beyond the bullshit level.
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Be careful who you call a troll, Renee. Your actions of late speak more about troll behavior than anyone else's here bar possibly Spectre's.
Don't ever admonish me or anyone else on what constitutes troll behavior. You've been trolling this place since you flew in here and announced yourself like a fart in church.
If calling you out for being a psychopathic, attention whore makes me a troll, then I'll own and wear that label like a badge of honor.
Don't ever point out that you and Spectre call me a troll and use that suspicion to attempt to troll others onto your bandwagon? ac_toofunny
Don't make offers to own what you haven't done, own what you've already did.
Horseshit, you fucking psychotic twat.
Obviously you are too pathologically stupid to see the difference between trolling and brutal honesty.
Now bugger off and go smear someone else's walls with your annoying shit.
Remember your blood pressure, Renee. Find your happy place swimming in Willy Wonka's moat with your mouth open.
Tick, tick, tick...
Always remember, Freud.
The door has been open for you to play nice, and you declined.
I've agreed to be Freud for you, Spectre, and I'm playing nicely in the appropriate sections, so?
Nice try. Didn't work.
Hope you enjoy Club Retard.
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I've agreed to be Freud for you, Spectre, and I'm playing nicely in the appropriate sections, so?
This isn't facebook, so it doesn't matter who you really are.
I'm more interested in his purposes for being here.
Tell evs I say hi.
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I'm more interested in his purposes for being here.
Tell evs I say hi.
I was not talking to evs today RW.
It can wait until tomorrow.