Would any of you pose nude for an art class?
Why or why not?
I'm going to be brave and say...."yes" and I have but not for a class full of art students. I don't think I could do that.
Many years ago (back in my younger and wilder years) I sat for a professional artist as well as a professional photographer.
That's all I'm saying. Ask me any more questions and I'll plead the 5th. :laugh:
ac_umm Hmmmmm
ac_umm I think Im way to shy
ac_umm Is the room cold or warm?
ac_dunno No, Cant do it.
Naaah I'd pass on that. I'd be way too shy to pose naked. I don't even like to show cleavage lol
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I'm with you, Annie. Showing cleavage is just vulgar.
I cover mine every day but the "girls" (exhibitionist bitches that they are) always have something else in mind and they just want to come out. :laugh3:
lol Renee, your "girls" just want to be seen.
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Yeah, sometimes I think they are bucking for the "Miss Congeniality" award. :laugh:
You're harboring a couple wild girls with personalities all their own! lolol
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Well it's my own fault I should have trained them better. :laugh:
Seriously though, I can't stand tops that have closed in collars like turtlenecks or even crew necks. I don't like stuff around my neck. Most of my wardrobe is scoope neck tops, or spaghetti strap camisole tops that I usually wear a jacket of some type over. So I start the day with the top covering most of everything but as time goes by they have a tendency of shifting and before you know it, "
I made an avie not too long ago which was a relatively recent pic. It was a rare good pic of me so if did some clean up on it, add a little color enhancement and some shadow effects. When I was all done I took a good look at it and realized, I couldn't use it because of too much exposed boob. Then I realized that this is how I look in public, HOLY SHIT! It made me rethink my entire closet. :laugh3:
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Well it's my own fault I should have trained them better.
Seriously though, I can't stand tops that have closed in collars like turtlenecks or even crew necks.
I made an avie not too long ago which was a relatively recent pic. It was a rare good pic of me so if did some clean up on it, add a little color enhancement and some shadow effects. When I was all done I took a good look at it and realized, I couldn't use it because of too much exposed boob. Then I realized that this is how I look in public, HOLY SHIT! It made me rethink my entire closet. :laugh3:
Not even a pearl necklace? :sneaky2:
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Quote from: "GrAnnie"
Well it's my own fault I should have trained them better.
Seriously though, I can't stand tops that have closed in collars like turtlenecks or even crew necks.
I made an avie not too long ago which was a relatively recent pic. It was a rare good pic of me so if did some clean up on it, add a little color enhancement and some shadow effects. When I was all done I took a good look at it and realized, I couldn't use it because of too much exposed boob. Then I realized that this is how I look in public, HOLY SHIT! It made me rethink my entire closet. :laugh3:
Not even a pearl necklace? :sneaky2:
Especially one of those. :t1929: Smartass.
If you're nice, maybe I'll put that avie up but I'll wait until you get your new glasses. ac_biggrin
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Why or why not?
The beans are now hanging as low as the frank. I don't think so.
Quote from: "Renee"
Many years ago (back in my younger and wilder years) I sat for a professional artist as well as a professional photographer.
That's all I'm saying. Ask me any more questions and I'll plead the 5th. :laugh:
I bet he was a landscape artist, then...
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Quote from: "Renee"
Many years ago (back in my younger and wilder years) I sat for a professional artist as well as a professional photographer.
That's all I'm saying. Ask me any more questions and I'll plead the 5th. :laugh:
I bet he was a landscape artist, then...
You're just jealous because the only artist that will ever paint you (and I mean that literally) is the poor cosmologist that is assigned to your corpse at the funeral home. I can't even imagine how many coats of paint it will take to make your gray wrinkled lizard-like skin look human.
Maybe a closed coffin would be a better and a more cost effective option for your family. Now bugger off you little coward, that's what you do best. I have no time for grown men that act like spoiled, petulant, little boys.
BTW, Please keep your snide little comments in the Fire Walkers Forum. You know the rules, so follow them or I will be forced to correct you in a more punitive fashion. This is the last public response you will get out of me regarding this. Consider it a courtesy. :rules:
See. Give an American some authority, and they think they rule the fucking world.
Merely speculating on the genre of an artist is hardly flaming. If you want flaming, I'll turn you into sizzling bacon in a heartbeat.
Here's a little story for you.
Recently, I had cause to take some steel fencing to a powder coating company. The panels were rather heavy. I asked the lady who ran the place if she could help me lift the panels "cos I'm too old for this shit".
She said "Right. I'm ten years older than you."
I said, "I doubt that very much."
"She said, "I'm 56!!! You're a junior"
I then produced my drivers licence, with a wry, smug and condescending grin.
"Wow...I would never have believed it", she responded.
"Thank you", I boorishly replied. "Will you need help lifting those panels"?
Did you get naked and have her paint you as well?
No. She remained dressed and painted my fence instead.
I asked if you got naked, not her. Would you pose naked while she painted your rail?
Hahaha
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Merely speculating on the genre of an artist is hardly flaming. If you want flaming, I'll turn you into sizzling bacon in a heartbeat.
Flaming???? Seriously????? :laugh3: Your fire is out, old man. The embers are cold. In fact I'm not sure they were ever even warm.
BTW, I have no desire to rule anything. But the administration of this forum solicited me specifically to act as a hard ass and as long as I'm in this position, I will do what I was asked to do. So follow the rules, do as you are told and we won't have a problem.
If you have a problem with that, then I suggest you don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave.
Jawohl, Herr Gobbles!
Honeybunch, the only thing hard about YOUR ass are the arteries that pass through it.
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Honeybunch, the only thing hard about YOUR ass are the arteries that pass through it.
I wouldn't bet your government pension on that if I were you. That $25 dollars a month pays for the cat food and chocolate cookies decrepit old sods like you live on.