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Title: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 21, 2015, 01:24:32 PM
Ok I've been asked to create this thread to try and help raise some cash for obesity charities and to raise general awareness on weight related health issues.



Renee has struggled with her weight since childhood and has received advice from her docs to trim up and lose at least 10 stone otherwise she will face serious health issues, not to mention mobility  and living problems as mobility scooters dont seem sturdy enough to hold her larger than average frame and the front door of her flat is now too small for her to fit through.  



Please leave your donations and best wishes here.  ac_smile
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: BortTheBorkle on November 21, 2015, 04:33:55 PM
Fat bitches are disgusting!! They're all fat because they are lazy and think they "eat just like everyone else" because they are too busy being fat to notice that the way they eat is not the same as how "everyone else eats." They "eat to get full too", except that you're not supposed to eat to "get full," you're supposed to eat to maintain your body, which should never involve being full, just being satiated. Never go for "seconds" or "thirds." You see, these fat fucks are too busy being fat fucks to notice that thin people generally aren't going for seconds or thirds. That's selfish, and it kills African babies who are hungry every time they do it. What they also don't take into account is WHAT they are eating when they think they eat like everyone else. Even if they didn't eat more quantity than thin people, they are eating fried chicken, pizza, hamburgers, cake, nachos with extra beef, white bread, and chasing it down with soda (diet soda has actually been proven to cause MORE weight gain than regular soda). IF thin people are consuming the same quantity of food, they aren't eating AS MUCH of those things. You have to eat lots of fruit and fiber (these gross fat fucks consider eating fruit to be fruit flavored candies), whole grain bread, skimmed milk, drink water and juice, cook all meals at home, no fast food, and no microwave frozen foods, olive oil instead of vegetable oil or Crisco, and no grease frying. Any skinny people who eat just like the fat fucks do, have higher metabolisms and get to take no credit for being thin and, some day, it will catch up to them as metabolisms slow with age and they will be fat eventually. If not, then their insides are rotting and they get sick easy. Point is, it's not a metabolism or glandular problem with why people are fat and gross and smell like shit, it's because they think they "eat like everyone else" and ONLY "eat to get full." That's like saying "I have cancer and I'm going to die, but I only smoke a pack a day like everyone else, I just have genetic predisposition to cancer. It's not my fault." That is these fat fucks' flawed and uneducated logic and someday they will pay the ultimate price. Have some self-control Renee.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: keeper on November 21, 2015, 05:01:31 PM
You have serious issues,  get help
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 21, 2015, 05:04:34 PM
The resident ass kissing is not happy  ac_lmfao  



Dont worry champ, the other 3 or 4 regs on this graveyard of a forum will be here to back you up shortly    :laugh:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: keeper on November 21, 2015, 05:07:01 PM
Tread lightly little man
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 21, 2015, 05:16:54 PM
Nice edit..



Don't let all that mod power on a dead forum go to your head too much champ   ac_lmfao
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: keeper on November 21, 2015, 05:20:50 PM
Don't be a racist asshat and I won't have to edit your garbage
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2015, 07:29:23 PM
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"Fat bitches are disgusting!! They're all fat because they are lazy and think they "eat just like everyone else" because they are too busy being fat to notice that the way they eat is not the same as how "everyone else eats." They "eat to get full too", except that you're not supposed to eat to "get full," you're supposed to eat to maintain your body, which should never involve being full, just being satiated. Never go for "seconds" or "thirds." You see, these fat fucks are too busy being fat fucks to notice that thin people generally aren't going for seconds or thirds. That's selfish, and it kills African babies who are hungry every time they do it. What they also don't take into account is WHAT they are eating when they think they eat like everyone else. Even if they didn't eat more quantity than thin people, they are eating fried chicken, pizza, hamburgers, cake, nachos with extra beef, white bread, and chasing it down with soda (diet soda has actually been proven to cause MORE weight gain than regular soda). IF thin people are consuming the same quantity of food, they aren't eating AS MUCH of those things. You have to eat lots of fruit and fiber (these gross fat fucks consider eating fruit to be fruit flavored candies), whole grain bread, skimmed milk, drink water and juice, cook all meals at home, no fast food, and no microwave frozen foods, olive oil instead of vegetable oil or Crisco, and no grease frying. Any skinny people who eat just like the fat fucks do, have higher metabolisms and get to take no credit for being thin and, some day, it will catch up to them as metabolisms slow with age and they will be fat eventually. If not, then their insides are rotting and they get sick easy. Point is, it's not a metabolism or glandular problem with why people are fat and gross and smell like shit, it's because they think they "eat like everyone else" and ONLY "eat to get full." That's like saying "I have cancer and I'm going to die, but I only smoke a pack a day like everyone else, I just have genetic predisposition to cancer. It's not my fault." That is these fat fucks' flawed and uneducated logic and someday they will pay the ultimate price. Have some self-control Renee.

You get down off your podium you berating presumptuous little asshole.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 21, 2015, 07:34:04 PM
MB must be pretty fucking boring if you shit stains have to entertain yourself over here with this cliche crap.



I haven't seen such a pathetic display for attention since Inked Angel.



Eat shit.



 :laugh3:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2015, 07:37:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"MB must be pretty fucking boring if you shit stains have to entertain yourself over here with this cliche crap.



I haven't seen such a pathetic display for attention since Inked Angel.



Eat shit.



 :laugh3:

RW acc_hugz
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 21, 2015, 07:40:25 PM
Hermie!



 acc_hugz
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2015, 09:43:33 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Ok I've been asked to create this thread to try and help raise some cash for obesity charities and to raise general awareness on weight related health issues.



Renee has struggled with her weight since childhood and has received advice from her docs to trim up and lose at least 10 stone otherwise she will face serious health issues, not to mention mobility  and living problems as mobility scooters dont seem sturdy enough to hold her larger than average frame and the front door of her flat is now too small for her to fit through.  



Please leave your donations and best wishes here.  ac_smile

Sorry, not funny SCOUSE..



You passed if you wanted immaturity though.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: keeper on November 22, 2015, 06:11:05 AM
:laugh3:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Renee on November 22, 2015, 10:27:06 AM
Wow, I must have really raked my claws across someone's ass. :laugh3:



So much foam and juvenile effort on the part of wounded attention seeking losers. It must suck to lead a life so lacking in mental stimulation that "I" need to take up so much space in their tiny minds.  :001_rolleyes:



All I can say is I must be doing something right. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 22, 2015, 01:19:19 PM
So far we have a grand total of 19p!!



Give generously folks, and I promise the funds wont be stolen by Renee and used to buy fast food  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 22, 2015, 02:13:13 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Wow, I must have really raked my claws across someone's ass. :laugh3:



So much foam and juvenile effort on the part of wounded attention seeking losers. It must suck to lead a life so lacking in mental stimulation that "I" need to take up so much space in their tiny minds.  :001_rolleyes:



All I can say is I must be do I g something right. :laugh3:

No lie.  Keep up the good work!  



HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Anonymous on November 22, 2015, 07:34:03 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"So far we have a grand total of 19p!!



Give generously folks, and I promise the funds wont be stolen by Renee and used to buy fast food  :laugh:

If you were doing stand up, you would be booed off the stage buddy.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Bricktop on November 22, 2015, 08:47:35 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"The resident ass kissing is not happy  ac_lmfao  



Dont worry champ, the other 3 or 4 regs on this graveyard of a forum will be here to back you up shortly    :laugh:


I'm not a "reg" or mod.



But I find you particularly irksome. Not because of your demeanour towards other members, but simply because you're a complete idiot.



I'm gonna make you my new pet, 'Pud.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 22, 2015, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"The resident ass kissing is not happy  ac_lmfao  



Dont worry champ, the other 3 or 4 regs on this graveyard of a forum will be here to back you up shortly    :laugh:


I'm not a "reg" or mod.



But I find you particularly irksome. Not because of your demeanour towards other members, but simply because you're a complete idiot.



I'm gonna make you my new pet, 'Pud.


 ac_boring
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 22, 2015, 09:26:54 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"So far we have a grand total of 19p!!



Give generously folks, and I promise the funds wont be stolen by Renee and used to buy fast food  :laugh:

If you were doing stand up, you would be booed off the stage buddy.


You're only saying that because you want a piece of Renee's gigantic ass and choose to defend her honour all the time like a good little internet white knight.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 22, 2015, 09:58:11 PM
He's a WHITE knight.  That should be enough to make him your best bud.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 22, 2015, 10:32:55 PM
Yooo funneh, I kill you last
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 22, 2015, 11:01:00 PM
Not if I kill you first ;)
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Bricktop on November 22, 2015, 11:28:48 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"The resident ass kissing is not happy  ac_lmfao  



Dont worry champ, the other 3 or 4 regs on this graveyard of a forum will be here to back you up shortly    :laugh:


I'm not a "reg" or mod.



But I find you particularly irksome. Not because of your demeanour towards other members, but simply because you're a complete idiot.



I'm gonna make you my new pet, 'Pud.


 ac_boring


Yes, yes...play your pretend game, little fella.



Unlike many here, I am more familiar with Scousers and their particular character traits. F'rinstance...



Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent scouser and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?



A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.



You, of course, typify the genuine scouser. Moronic, immature and loud mouthed. Reviled in their own country. Part English, part Irish and part braindead.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 23, 2015, 12:11:33 AM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"The resident ass kissing is not happy  ac_lmfao  



Dont worry champ, the other 3 or 4 regs on this graveyard of a forum will be here to back you up shortly    :laugh:


I'm not a "reg" or mod.



But I find you particularly irksome. Not because of your demeanour towards other members, but simply because you're a complete idiot.



I'm gonna make you my new pet, 'Pud.


 ac_boring


Yes, yes...play your pretend game, little fella.



Unlike many here, I am more familiar with Scousers and their particular character traits. F'rinstance...



Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent scouser and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?



A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures.



You, of course, typify the genuine scouser. Moronic, immature and loud mouthed. Reviled in their own country. Part English, part Irish and part braindead.




I said...   ac_boring
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: J0E on November 23, 2015, 12:16:10 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Yooo funneh, I kill you last


btw, Scouse, did you ever post under a handle called "TrueGritBrit' in the Od Discover Vancouver forum?
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 23, 2015, 12:19:26 AM
Nope I've only ever had one account on there.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Renee on November 23, 2015, 01:27:12 AM
Wow, pardon me for being ignorant of the cultural stereotypes of Great Britain but I just found out what a "scouse" or "scouser" is and it ISN'T pretty.



As I have recently discovered, typically a "scouse" is a native of the city of Liverpool and they tend to be Caucasian, drunken, thieving, loud-mouthed, uneducated, scumbags with a huge chips on it's shoulders. They also tend to blame everyone else for their short comings while never taking any responsibility for their own actions. They are disliked and avoided throughout their native Britain because they are bellicose and stupid beyond compare. All in all, they seem to be the British equivalent of what we here in the US refer to as "white trash".



For the male of the species, their main aspiration in life is stealing car stereos, hubcaps and cigarettes. For the female of the species, their main goal in life is to get pregnant while still in grade school and live off the government dole.



Holy fuck, these creatures seem like real gems. One has to wonder why our "Scouse" is always whining about the lowly, 3rd world "hoards" invading Europe, when his own kind seems like they should fit right in with them. Maybe he just doesn't like having the competition. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Aryan on November 23, 2015, 02:40:24 PM
A yank buying into stereotypes of English people, oh the irony....  





I suppose the fact Renee is a morbidly obese American is a coincidence and doesn't fit the narrative that all yanks are greedy fat fuckers?
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 23, 2015, 03:11:14 PM
Scousie, babe, can you please make an effort? The fake Jew hating and cliche fat jokes have been done to death.  If you are going to be this fucking boring, head on back to MB and piss up the place over there, mmmmkay.



Now what are we going to do about you not having an avatar?  Hrm.....   :evilthoughts2:
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Renee on November 23, 2015, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: "RW"Scousie, babe, can you please make an effort? The fake Jew hating and cliche fat jokes have been done to death.  If you are going to be this fucking boring, head on back to MB and piss up the place over there, mmmmkay.



Now what are we going to do about you not having an avatar?  Hrm.....   :evilthoughts2:


In case you haven't been paying attention, he and his crew of retarded monkeys already have pissed up MB. Apparently the bowl is overflowing and the sewage is finding it's way in here.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: RW on November 23, 2015, 04:32:07 PM
Well then they should put on their banana hammocks and go for a swim...on MB.
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: J0E on November 23, 2015, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Nope I've only ever had one account on there.


...so in fact, you've been around for quite a while and are familiar with these forums.



BTW, what was your old handle over there?



Do you remember a poster on the old Discover Vancouver forum named 'Old Medic'?
Title: Re: Fund Raiser to Assist Renee to Lose Weight
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2015, 12:39:39 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Yooo funneh, I kill you last

Ya gotta admit it was pretty good.