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Title: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:09:35 AM
WTF!  





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Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"WTF!  





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Is this your ex wife Mel Gibson?
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:11:57 AM
No!  That's a bitch from like 10 years ago!  She just contacted me!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:12:39 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"No!  That's a bitch from like 10 years ago!  She just contacted me!

That was nice of her to think of you.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:17:57 AM
Once they get a taste of the Ace, they never forget.



I tried to explain this to my ex, whom just texted me also, but women are dumb, and cannot understand.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:22:15 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Once they get a taste of the Ace, they never forget.



I tried to explain this to my ex, whom just texted me also, but women are dumb, and cannot understand.

I see.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:24:03 AM
RW, Evs, Renee and Mimi are furious...



That's why I'm banned.



They thought I was trolling...  I wasn't.



Worn out old hags get angry easily!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:26:50 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"RW, Evs, Renee and Mimi are furious...



That's why I'm banned.



They thought I was trolling...  I wasn't.



Worn out old hags get angry easily!

I cannot answer for anything that happened at VF, but RW and Renee are not furious.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:30:27 AM
I might be furious.  I'm not sure yet.  I'll get back to you once the other forum decides for me.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:31:18 AM
Quote from: "RW"I might be furious.  I'm not sure yet.  I'll get back to you once the other forum decides for me.

That is unfortunate RW.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: keeper on December 28, 2015, 02:32:15 AM
Quote from: "RW"I might be furious.  I'm not sure yet.  I'll get back to you once the other forum decides for me.

 :laugh3:  best post
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:32:21 AM
Quote from: "RW"I might be furious.  I'm not sure yet.  I'll get back to you once the other forum decides for me.

What the fuck have I ever done to you, Tara?
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:32:34 AM
Just having a laugh Fash :)
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:33:49 AM
Quote from: "RW"Just having a laugh Fash :)

I know you are trying to make the best of the situation.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:34:35 AM
Tara will ban me the minute you disappear, Fash...
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:35:18 AM
Luckily, I know the KUNG FU!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:35:37 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RW"Just having a laugh Fash :)

I know you are trying to make the best of the situation.

I need to just get back to ignoring it :)
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:36:17 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Tara will ban me the minute you disappear, Fash...

RW and I were the ones that agreed to unban you.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:37:30 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"RW and I were the ones that agreed to unban you.

Do you think it was odd that she "forgot" to unban me earlier?
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: keeper on December 28, 2015, 02:37:46 AM
If RW wanted you gone it would have been done already, like she's done in the past so settle down fire crotch.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:38:30 AM
It doesn't matter!  I know the KUNG FU!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:38:40 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Tara will ban me the minute you disappear, Fash...

RW and I were the ones that agreed to unban you.

Yeah but you were supposed to actually do it!   :tease:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:39:15 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"If RW wanted you gone it would have been done already, like she done in the past . So settle down fire crotch

Keeper, I know the KUNG FU.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:39:23 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"RW and I were the ones that agreed to unban you.

Do you think it was odd that she "forgot" to unban me earlier?

Not really, she likely thought I would do it and I thought she would do it.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:39:45 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"If RW wanted you gone it would have been done already, like she's done in the past so settle down fire crotch.

/mute



#LOL #enoughsaid
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:40:16 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Tara will ban me the minute you disappear, Fash...

RW and I were the ones that agreed to unban you.

Yeah but you were supposed to actually do it!   :tease:

There you go Mel Gibson, it's my fault.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:42:07 AM
Doesn't matter!



I know that RW wants me out of here at any cost.



I know the KUNG FU!



We shall meet in the middle...
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:42:49 AM
#sleepitoffslapjack
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:43:09 AM
Right, Tara?



Sounds fair, right?
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:43:55 AM
Quote from: "RW"#sleepitoffslapjack

You're dealing with me now, Tara.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:44:23 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Right, Tara?



Sounds fair, right?

It's true Mel Gibson.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:45:39 AM
Tara has other plans...



Fash?  It is what it is!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 28, 2015, 02:46:15 AM
Well Fash, I'm sorry to have to leave you alone with Mel to fend for yourself but I am losing the battle to stay awake.



Nighty night!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:47:22 AM
Tara is absolutely furious that I'm posting here.



I have the KUNG FU.



She is so mad!!!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 02:47:50 AM
Quote from: "RW"Well Fash, I'm sorry to have to leave you alone with Mel to fend for yourself but I am losing the battle to stay awake.



Nighty night!

I am off of work for one more week, so I can stay up a little longer..



Goodnight RW.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:49:21 AM
Rest well, Fash.



Know that I will be banned from here shortly...
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: keeper on December 28, 2015, 02:49:48 AM
Yes she's so mad she's going to bed lol riiiiiight
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 28, 2015, 02:50:49 AM
Settle down, stumpy!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: keeper on December 28, 2015, 03:01:20 AM
Are you making fun of my legs Mel ?
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 03:05:39 AM
I am going to sleep now..



Goodnight Mel Gibson and it's nice to have you back again.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: keeper on December 28, 2015, 03:09:23 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I am going to sleep now..



Goodnight Mel Gibson and it's nice to have you back again.

 ac_smile

I think we all missed him equally  acc_hugz  :6:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Odinson on December 28, 2015, 05:42:41 AM
Its a good thing that females talk with other females about men..



They are more open about the sexual encounters...



Like if some1 starts talking about how they had sex with my sister... I dont want to hear about it..



Females dont think its so bad if their brother has had sex with their friends.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Renee on December 28, 2015, 09:51:36 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"No!  That's a bitch from like 10 years ago!  She just contacted me!

That was nice of her to think of you.

 ac_smile


She probably has a pile of dirt that needs to be moved and she's too cheap to hire a Mexican.  :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 09:58:25 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"No!  That's a bitch from like 10 years ago!  She just contacted me!

That was nice of her to think of you.

 ac_smile


She probably has a pile of dirt that needs to be moved and she's too cheap to hire a Mexican.  :001_rolleyes:

That's right he moves gravel.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 28, 2015, 10:29:55 PM
Or she has a cat she wants you to look after.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 10:31:53 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Or she has a cat she wants you to look after.

I have a lovely cat...I don't want to thinks about that.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 28, 2015, 10:35:42 PM
Our old kitty girl is doing pretty good lately...she didn't poop under the Christmas tree this year!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 10:37:18 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Our old kitty girl is doing pretty good lately...she didn't poop under the Christmas tree this year!  :yahoo:

She made it to her litter box?
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 28, 2015, 10:45:15 PM
She has! But a couple times she's gone behind the couch. It seems the more love and attention she gets the more she goes in the litter box.  She now likes to crawl under the blankets and cuddle with me the entire night. And when I roll over, she climbs over me to cuddle next to me again.  She's also now more affectionate and almost "mauls" me and "hugs" me all the time. She is pretty cute when she does that.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 10:49:17 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"She has! But a couple times she's gone behind the couch. It seems the more love and attention she gets the more she goes in the litter box.  She now likes to crawl under the blankets and cuddle with me the entire night. And when I roll over, she climbs over me to cuddle next to me again.  She's also now more affectionate and almost "mauls" me and "hugs" me all the time. She is pretty cute when she does that.

Honestly, I'm surprised you still have her with you.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 28, 2015, 10:53:59 PM
We still have her because no one will take her and I don't have the heart to dump her off at the SPCA. That would just be cruel to let her live her life in a cold little cage with no loving interaction. I've chocked it up to her just being neurotic.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 28, 2015, 11:09:56 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"We still have her because no one will take her and I don't have the heart to dump her off at the SPCA. That would just be cruel to let her live her life in a cold little cage with no loving interaction. I've chocked it up to her just being neurotic.

I found out recently that Petland takes cats from the Humane Society, but only after they have been there for a while..



Once they go to Petland stores they have thirty days to be adopted or they are put down.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 28, 2015, 11:40:44 PM
Ya, if I gave her to someone like that, she'd have a death sentence. I just can't do that.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 12:05:15 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, if I gave her to someone like that, she'd have a death sentence. I just can't do that.

That is if you could give a cat that old to anyone.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 29, 2015, 12:26:27 AM
I've tried but no one wants to take her. There is a sanctuary for old cats but when I asked if I could visit her sometime they said they didn't have room...ya right...sounded fishy to me.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 12:46:28 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"I've tried but no one wants to take her. There is a sanctuary for old cats but when I asked if I could visit her sometime they said they didn't have room...ya right...sounded fishy to me.

An old age home for cats??
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 29, 2015, 01:14:46 AM
Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 01:18:45 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: deadskinmask on December 29, 2015, 01:21:56 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 01:25:16 AM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: deadskinmask on December 29, 2015, 01:26:34 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.

yuck. you need to put that old pussy in a home with grannies cat. lol....
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 01:31:17 AM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.

yuck. you need to put that old pussy in a home with grannies cat. lol....

Spectre? :laugh3:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: RW on December 29, 2015, 01:31:56 AM
Renee is a bad influence on you!  :laugh3:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: deadskinmask on December 29, 2015, 01:32:11 AM
:laugh3:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 01:32:46 AM
Quote from: "RW"Renee is a bad influence on you!  :laugh3:

Yes, she is and I should thank her for it.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Odinson on December 29, 2015, 05:37:14 AM
I dont have real "exes" because I was never exclusive...



Kinda sucks when you wanna go somewhere and you cant because of the iron ball and chain... You gotta take her with you which means you have to tone it down..
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 29, 2015, 07:04:31 AM
Bitches are bitches!



Lolz!~



The older I get, the more I realize what scum they are!
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Lydo Wolf on December 29, 2015, 07:15:06 AM
Fags
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Renee on December 29, 2015, 07:24:31 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"Renee is a bad influence on you!  :laugh3:

Yes, she is and I should thank her for it.


Never mind that; is my fucking laundry ready? :sneaky2:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Odinson on December 29, 2015, 07:27:50 AM
Melson..



Sober up and go give your EX some balls deep action...
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Odinson on December 29, 2015, 09:16:14 AM
My lord...



You claim to be a tough bunch but you cant even take "melsonite"..
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: keeper on December 29, 2015, 09:21:51 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"My lord...



You claim to be a tough bunch but you cant even take "melsonite"..


He is lucky we let him post at all.



This isnt the Toilet. go be loyal to her.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Anonymous on December 29, 2015, 04:48:56 PM
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

It's not 1999, you can update your troll routine. I know the golden oldies are in constant rotation on your other forums, but a little original thought is appreciated here.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: deadskinmask on December 29, 2015, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

It's not 1999, you can update your troll routine. I know the golden oldies are in constant rotation on your other forums, but a little original thought is appreciated here.

*lol. okay, partner. you're right.... i should check my calendar more often.... :(
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 30, 2015, 02:20:38 AM
As I thought, this particular ex is just starting to go through a divorce.



Facebook makes people accessible.



I knew there was something up.  All the women cannot wait to leave Ace, but yet, even 10 years later, they never forget that once they get a taste of the Ace, they can never go back.



Now, this puts me in an awkward position...  She isn't doing so well, and I just KNOW she wants to jock my cock now.  I am a nice guy, with wealth to spare.  My Abs are oh so toned, and my six inch cock gets rock hard when I secretly pop Viagra.



I am the ultimate man for the womenz.



Now, she was a very old ex.  She has since had two kids.  I don't do kids.  Also, I'm sure her pussy and body are all stretched out from these kids, even lessening her appeal even more.



I will have to tread cautiously with this one...



You see?  They ALWAYS come back.  ALWAYS!  I said this years ago on the forum.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Annie on December 30, 2015, 02:24:27 AM
They only come back to see your salt and pepper shakers.....lololol
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 30, 2015, 02:25:53 AM
People are jealous of my shakers.  They still make news.



They bother Renee.  She can't stop thinking about them, even though I mentioned them once years ago.
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Renee on December 30, 2015, 10:47:46 AM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"People are jealous of my shakers.  They still make news.



They bother Renee.  She can't stop thinking about them, even though I mentioned them once years ago.


They are just one example of your stupidity. Fortunately they are one of the more humorous ones. Far too many of your other examples are just plain nauseating or pathetic.



The reason I remember them is because it takes a special kind of stupid to spend hundreds on dollars on that kind of shit. You don't come across that kind of dimwittedness every day. :laugh3:
Title: Re: The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!
Post by: Mel Gibson on December 30, 2015, 11:30:40 PM
Renee, when people have money to spend, things take on a different meaning...



I don't spend to impress others.  I spend to impress me.



I just spent $700 on a computer graphics card to replace the previous one, which cost me $500.



To some people, this is massively wasteful.  To others, this is nothing.



My advice?  Judge people less on the money they spend on things...  What may be important to you, may not be so important to the next person...