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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on January 03, 2016, 04:11:02 AM

Title: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 03, 2016, 04:11:02 AM
Don't Jewish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: easter bunny on January 03, 2016, 04:22:18 AM
Quote from: "RW"Don't Jewish your girlfriend was hot like me?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 03, 2016, 04:28:17 AM
I wanted to take my whole family for a ride but there wasn't mushroom.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 03, 2016, 08:45:42 AM
Orange you glad it's "back to work again" tomorrow?
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 03, 2016, 08:55:12 AM
The Czech is in the male...and that, my friends, is free for all kinds of interpretations.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 03, 2016, 09:14:10 AM
This one has been around...



If you have enough Monet then you can buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Twenty Dollars on January 03, 2016, 10:14:08 AM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2016, 11:46:59 AM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"The Czech is in the male...and that, my friends, is free for all kinds of interpretations.  :laugh3:

A cancelled Czech is an abortion.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 03, 2016, 03:30:34 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"The Czech is in the male...and that, my friends, is free for all kinds of interpretations.  :laugh3:

A cancelled Czech is an abortion.

It's nice to have you back Herman.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 04, 2016, 04:52:19 AM
Mexican word of the day- Choose.



I bought my good friend RW a pair of choose, I hope they fit her.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 04, 2016, 11:06:59 AM
Haha
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2016, 02:45:57 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"Mexican word of the day- Choose.



I bought my good friend RW a pair of choose, I hope they fit her.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 04, 2016, 03:52:08 PM
Mexican word of the day- passionate



RW and I were driving to the mall to return them damn choose and she kept whispering in my ear, you're passionate, you're passionate ,  I'm like thanks.  SHE'S LIKE STOP the mall's right there you're PASSIONATE!
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2016, 06:29:47 PM
I theenk the gringo mins "passionate".
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 04, 2016, 06:52:10 PM
gringo makes mistakes, im not perfect
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 04, 2016, 07:21:56 PM
You're the next best thing to it Keeps.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 04, 2016, 07:30:28 PM
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."



The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"



The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".



The Mexican man of course agrees.



The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."



The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 04, 2016, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."



The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"



The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".



The Mexican man of course agrees.



The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."



The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 04, 2016, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."



The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"



The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".



The Mexican man of course agrees.



The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."



The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"


 :MG_216:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 05, 2016, 10:56:00 AM
Mexican word of the day - wheelchair



There's only one taco left, so wheelchair.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 05, 2016, 10:58:49 AM
Quote from: "RW"You're the next best thing to it Keeps.




 very sweet  :hug2:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Rick Grimes on January 05, 2016, 12:11:52 PM
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 05, 2016, 02:47:49 PM
:laugh3:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 05, 2016, 07:06:56 PM
I saw a poster that advertised that a straw blond female singer songwriter from Adelaide, Australia known for songs such as "Chandelier" was playing in town.



So I thought I'd go to Sia.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 05, 2016, 07:35:58 PM
A dyslexic man walks into a bra ....
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 05, 2016, 07:55:46 PM
ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 05, 2016, 10:15:26 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"A dyslexic man walks into a bra ....

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 07, 2016, 12:08:16 PM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 07, 2016, 12:09:26 PM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 07, 2016, 03:38:48 PM
I once made a belt out of a watch but then realized it was just a waist of time.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2016, 04:13:56 PM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 08, 2016, 01:07:00 PM
I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and I decided to retire.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 08, 2016, 06:23:36 PM
Mexican Mot de Jour...whiskey.



I wanna open the door...whiskey do I use.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2016, 12:17:10 AM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2016, 07:43:44 PM
Oops, I jumped into the pool with my watch on. I don't know if it is waterproof or not. I guess only time will tell.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 18, 2016, 09:22:32 PM
What's the difference between JAM & JELLY



Odi can't jelly his dick in his bf ass.



 ac_smile
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 18, 2016, 10:53:43 PM
My friend lost his left arm in an accident yesterday, but he's alright now.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2016, 11:04:15 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"My friend lost his left arm in an accident yesterday, but he's alright now.

You had me worried GrAnnie, until I remembered the thread's title.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 18, 2016, 11:18:01 PM
Ya, that's kind of a gruesome pun  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2016, 11:36:54 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, that's kind of a gruesome pun  :icon_wink:

One needs to remind themselves it is only a pun when reading it.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 19, 2016, 12:18:52 AM
Exactly  :laugh:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2016, 12:21:15 AM
Some of these puns are very funny..



I'm glad this thread was bumped.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 19, 2016, 01:09:16 AM
God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2016, 01:14:02 AM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

I'm sorry Mr. Crowley, but I don't get it.

 ac_dunno
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 19, 2016, 06:09:38 PM
:oeudC:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2016, 07:39:56 PM
My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 19, 2016, 07:54:13 PM
:roll:
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 19, 2016, 08:03:47 PM
When I was a cop, this guy named Humpty Dumpty caused a public scene by sitting on a wall. He fell off.



I ran up to him and said "You're busted!!!".
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 19, 2016, 08:22:42 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2016, 09:08:42 AM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"When I was a cop, this guy named Humpty Dumpty caused a public scene by sitting on a wall. He fell off.



I ran up to him and said "You're busted!!!".

Poor Humpty Dumpty.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Wulf on January 20, 2016, 09:57:13 AM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"When I was a cop, this guy named Humpty Dumpty caused a public scene by sitting on a wall. He fell off.



I ran up to him and said "You're busted!!!".


Wow, that was hilarious.



I think my dad caught your act back when Vaudeville was all the rage.  ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 21, 2016, 12:39:00 AM
Dad jokes never grow old.
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 21, 2016, 07:33:08 PM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: RW on January 21, 2016, 07:33:29 PM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: keeper on January 21, 2016, 09:32:31 PM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 10:12:25 PM
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 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 22, 2016, 12:36:00 AM
Ahhh hahaha!
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 09:02:25 AM
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Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 08:48:17 PM
Mexican Word Of The Day - Guitar.



"Ees my wife's birthday, so I theenk I guitar a new dishwasher"
Title: Re: Pun of the Day
Post by: Annie on January 22, 2016, 10:38:40 PM
:laugh3:
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