We all know about American Pie where the kid gets caught wrecking a pie with his pecker. What is the most "out there" thing you've heard someone use as a masturbatory aid?
A friend of mine used to tell us all the time he would fill a sandwich bag full of vasilin and fuck his mattress :laugh3:
Quote from: "Keeper"
:yuk: :nea: That's nasty.
BTW, I think someone needs to fix the title of this thread.
Just saying.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"
:yuk: :nea: That's nasty.
BTW, I think someone needs to fix the title of this thread.
Just saying.
It was intentional. MADturbation. Geddit?
No?
Fail?
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"
:yuk: :nea: That's nasty.
BTW, I think someone needs to fix the title of this thread.
Just saying.
It was intentional. MADturbation. Geddit?
No?
Fail?
I don't know, who the hell am I to judge?
Sorry for being dense.
Quote from: "RW"
Must...resist...temptation....must resist....aaaagghhhhhh....its so hard......
Saw that one coming did I Crow. From a mile away in fact.
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "RW"
Must...resist...temptation....must resist....aaaagghhhhhh....its so hard......
lol ac_toofunny
Quote from: "RW"
ac_razz
I knew a woman who would spank herself with a hairbrush then enjoy the handle.
At the same time? ac_umm
An orange
Quote from: "shin"
In Mel's case, it would be a Mandarin orange.
Grape fruiting is a real thing.
Quote from: "RW"
A waste of good fruit. :laugh3:
Oymygawd! lolol Many years ago I heard about a certain celebrity who got a hamster stuck up his butt and had to go the the hospital to have it removed. Aparrantly people use a tube and insert rodents, uh ya ewwww
I've only seen that done with eel like fish in a woman's rectum.
:ohmy:
I have spent many years living isolated in jungles, deserts and offshore. I have become a bit a=of an expert at pleasuring myself. I've learned to improvise whatever was available. :laugh3:
Quote from: "GrAnnie"
Everyone always says it was a hamster but I think it was actually a gerbil. Gerbils can really walk backwards.
Why stuff like that pops into my head, I don't know. I'm obviously going to hell. :sad:
Quote from: "RW"
That sounds frickin awful.....Was it some kind of Islamic fundamentalist punishment?
Quote from: "RW"
Why did the homosexual guy only do oral? Because anal rectum. :laugh3:
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
That sounds frickin awful.....Was it some kind of Islamic fundamentalist punishment?
Japanese porn.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"
Why did the homosexual guy only do oral? Because anal rectum. :laugh3:
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Hahaha
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
That sounds frickin awful.....Was it some kind of Islamic fundamentalist punishment?
Japanese porn.
That would have been my second guess......Those freaks are into that hentai tentacle porn shit. :shock:
Strange frightening shit.
They are very creative with their sexual fun.
Quote from: "RW"
A fetishists playground.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"
A fetishists playground.
Yeah but for that really really really REALLY fringe fetish type.
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"
A fetishists playground.
Yeah but for that really really really REALLY fringe fetish type.
Some sociologists claim that the reason the Japanese are so wild in their sexual fetishes and fantasies is because the concept of radiation and it's effects on genetic mutation is a very real part of their national conscience. That's why they produce all those cheesy monster movies and weird Anime cartoons.
Whatever the reason some of the stuff they produce is really twisted and "out there". In fact some of it is so super bizarre that it's hard to believe that it is the product of a rational mind. ac_unsure
Interesting....
I watched Ted Bundy's last interview and it was basically a PSA for the perils of pornography. That was back in '89 too before the Internet really took off.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"
A fetishists playground.
Yeah but for that really really really REALLY fringe fetish type.
Some sociologists claim that the reason the Japanese are so wild in their sexual fetishes and fantasies is because the concept of radiation and it's effects on genetic mutation is a very real part of their national conscience. That's why they produce all those cheesy monster movies and weird Anime cartoons.
Whatever the reason some of the stuff they produce is really twisted and "out there". In fact some of it is so super bizarre that it's hard to believe that it is the product of a rational mind. ac_unsure
north america was founded by puritans. our social morals come from that. Japan has a different history.
I found a link :) //https://books.google.ca/books?id=2YqziSLv9bgC&pg=PA1&lpg=PA1&dq=north+american+sexual+morality&source=bl&ots=YGRuCwZHmf&sig=i9fsGTyentmPj-sTh52pY1SEIUg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwin7bmT46vKAhVO82MKHXXVC3UQ6AEIIzAC#v=onepage&q=north%20american%20sexual%20morality&f=false
Well that explains alien tentacle sex fantasies. :laugh3: :oeudC:
I can fully understand how Puritanical morals have shaped North American sexual attitudes. But what I'm talking about goes beyond the more lax sexual attitudes that we see in other cultures. Monster Hentai tentical sex is the kind of stuff that leaves even the most sexually liberated shaking their heads in reactions from stunned amusement to revulsion.
It's the stuff of nightmares and I really don't think that sexual liberation is the driving force behind it. It is a weird off the rails shock value commodity much like snuff films and necrophilia.
But hey, whatever floats your boat. It would be a boring world if everyone only liked vanilla ice cream.
Quote from: "Renee"
I can fully understand how Puritanical morals have shaped North American sexual attitudes. But what I'm talking about goes beyond the more lax sexual attitudes that we see in other cultures. Monster Hentai tentacle sex is the kind of stuff that leaves even the most sexually liberated shaking their heads in reactions from stunned amusement to revulsion.
It's the stuff of nightmares and I really don't think that sexual liberation is the driving force behind it. It is a weird off the rails shock value commodity much like snuff films and necrophilia.
But hey, whatever floats your boat. It would be a boring world if everyone only liked vanilla ice cream.
:laugh: alien tentacle sex fantasies - but of course :43(2):
Quote from: "asal"
Quote from: "Renee"
I can fully understand how Puritanical morals have shaped North American sexual attitudes. But what I'm talking about goes beyond the more lax sexual attitudes that we see in other cultures. Monster Hentai tentacle sex is the kind of stuff that leaves even the most sexually liberated shaking their heads in reactions from stunned amusement to revulsion.
It's the stuff of nightmares and I really don't think that sexual liberation is the driving force behind it. It is a weird off the rails shock value commodity much like snuff films and necrophilia.
But hey, whatever floats your boat. It would be a boring world if everyone only liked vanilla ice cream.
:laugh: alien tentacle sex fantasies - but of course :43(2):
Wow, I fucked up that spelling pretty good.......Dumb :laugh:
Quote from: "asal"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "RW"
A fetishists playground.
Yeah but for that really really really REALLY fringe fetish type.
Some sociologists claim that the reason the Japanese are so wild in their sexual fetishes and fantasies is because the concept of radiation and it's effects on genetic mutation is a very real part of their national conscience. That's why they produce all those cheesy monster movies and weird Anime cartoons.
Whatever the reason some of the stuff they produce is really twisted and "out there". In fact some of it is so super bizarre that it's hard to believe that it is the product of a rational mind. ac_unsure
north america was founded by puritans. our social morals come from that. Japan has a different history.
I found a link :) //https://books.google.ca/books?id=2YqziSLv9bgC&pg=PA1&lpg=PA1&dq=north+american+sexual+morality&source=bl&ots=YGRuCwZHmf&sig=i9fsGTyentmPj-sTh52pY1SEIUg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwin7bmT46vKAhVO82MKHXXVC3UQ6AEIIzAC#v=onepage&q=north%20american%20sexual%20morality&f=false
North America wasted no time catching up to Japan.
Germany is pretty hard core too.