Title: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 06:55:44 AM
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 06:55:44 AM
So I flipped through the pages, found the story, and it listed Elvis from his teenage years through his years of stardom and how all these people living today were his offspring.
I was quite skeptical about most of these claims or those of the tabloid, except for one - a Desiree de Barbin - allegedly fathered by Presley during an affair with a Louisiana woman named Lucy de Barbin.
Unlike the other claimants, she really does look like 'the King':
...and 'Dad':
...what do you think? did Elvis have a number of children which he did not account for?
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 10, 2016, 10:29:07 AM
Post by: Renee on January 10, 2016, 10:29:07 AM
I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2016, 12:13:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2016, 12:13:51 PM
Who gives a fuck?Quote from: "Renee"
I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?
What is a tabloid? Anything in print at the supermarket check out is not worth reading.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 10, 2016, 12:37:55 PM
Post by: Renee on January 10, 2016, 12:37:55 PM
Who gives a fuck?Quote from: "Renee"
I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?
What is a tabloid? Anything in print at the supermarket check out is not worth reading.
Tabloids are normally the shit newspapers that you see at checkout, Weekly World News, The Enquirer, etc. "Tabloid" is also a name for any newspaper or periodical that has a single fold and opens like a book.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: cc on January 10, 2016, 01:10:39 PM
Post by: cc on January 10, 2016, 01:10:39 PM
Joey's fodder for new fake "I know someone who .........." threads
Exposed!!!!
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2016, 03:50:10 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2016, 03:50:10 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 04:18:17 PM
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 04:18:17 PM
Who gives a fuck?Quote from: "Renee"
I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?
LOL!
...but that shore is one heckuvan ugly avatar ya got there, Renn:
me thinks ya gotta git yerself an avatar 'facelift' soon.
same time, it kinda suits yer personality an' temperment, Renn.
Anyways, cheers!
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 10, 2016, 04:46:53 PM
Post by: Renee on January 10, 2016, 04:46:53 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: RW on January 10, 2016, 04:54:18 PM
Post by: RW on January 10, 2016, 04:54:18 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: easter bunny on January 10, 2016, 05:41:11 PM
Post by: easter bunny on January 10, 2016, 05:41:11 PM
I'm really glad Joe brought this to our attention. Just today, I found myself wondering if some celebutard who's been dead for 4 fucking decades sired kids out of wedlock.Quote from: "Shen Li":001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: easter bunny on January 10, 2016, 05:42:21 PM
Post by: easter bunny on January 10, 2016, 05:42:21 PM
How about you get an avatar Joe. I'll pick a nice one for you if you like...Quote from: "RW"
That would make a good thread. =)
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Bricktop on January 10, 2016, 06:03:11 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 10, 2016, 06:03:11 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: cc on January 10, 2016, 07:31:08 PM
Post by: cc on January 10, 2016, 07:31:08 PM
saying a friend who knows them told him about it
He thinks you are laughing WITH himJoe, you are so annoying.Quote from: "Renee"
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Bricktop on January 10, 2016, 08:50:30 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 10, 2016, 08:50:30 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 10:26:11 PM
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 10:26:11 PM
He will spread that throughout the interwebs!!!!Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
...I'm jes' amazed how much his alleged daughter does look like 'The King'.
I think that was his offspring.
The irony is though, although Elvis made such a handsome man, as a woman he don' look too good.
I bet the daughter wishes she'd inherited her mother's looks instead of 'The King'.
Her mother was quite beautiful when she was young.
...it's no wonder Elvis was so smitten by her that he'd carried on this alleged affair with her for so long.
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 10:29:48 PM
Post by: J0E on January 10, 2016, 10:29:48 PM
Mr. Gory Gambino is back somewhere.
So hopefully your star power won't be outshone by his on another forum, eh?
...'The World's Greatest Poster' seems ta have quite a following.
You gotta rival from down unda'.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Bricktop on January 10, 2016, 11:01:35 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 10, 2016, 11:01:35 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: cc on January 12, 2016, 12:28:58 AM
Post by: cc on January 12, 2016, 12:28:58 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 12:45:07 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 12:45:07 AM
Joe, if ever I am measured against that trumpet-mouthed, scat brained waste of carbon based life form, I shall depart the internet forever. That bald headed, ill bred, uncouth and loutish drongo could not sit in the same postcode as me, and he knows it.Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
I don't why Mr. G choose to be an "ill bred, uncouth and loutish drongo", but I believe he has some sagaciousness.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 01:03:34 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 01:03:34 AM
Joe, if ever I am measured against that trumpet-mouthed, scat brained waste of carbon based life form, I shall depart the internet forever. That bald headed, ill bred, uncouth and loutish drongo could not sit in the same postcode as me, and he knows it.Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
I don't why Mr. G choose to be an "ill bred, uncouth and loutish drongo", but I believe he has some sagaciousness.
Gordy Gambino posted disgusting images more than once when he was on ACC.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 05:44:17 AM
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 05:44:17 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 07:40:20 AM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 07:40:20 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 08:44:30 AM
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 08:44:30 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 09:02:32 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 09:02:32 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Renee is very pretty.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:13:13 AM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:13:13 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Weaker still,.....if that can be believed.
Besides what does my appearance as a child have to do with your foray in this tabloid idiocy? I guess now we can all see how you pass the time in your cab between fares.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:29:46 AM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:29:46 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Renee is very pretty.
No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.
In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.
My younger sister got all the looks, apparently the best was saved for last....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 09:33:51 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 09:33:51 AM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Renee is very pretty.
No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.:laugh:
In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.
My younger sister got all the looks....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.:laugh:
You are very humble Renee..
Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:43:14 AM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:43:14 AM
You have a nice day as well, Fash.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 10:33:06 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 10:33:06 AM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 02:40:24 PM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Renee is very pretty.
No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.:laugh:
In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.
My younger sister got all the looks, apparently the best was saved for last....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.:laugh:
...so if yer not the pretty one, then is it possible if could I meet your beautiful sister, eh Renn? Hmmm?
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: cc on January 12, 2016, 02:55:16 PM
Post by: cc on January 12, 2016, 02:55:16 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 02:59:20 PM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 02:59:20 PM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Renee is very pretty.
No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.:laugh:
In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.
My younger sister got all the looks, apparently the best was saved for last....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.:laugh:
...so if yer not the pretty one, then is it possible if could I meet your beautiful sister, eh Renn? Hmmm?:wink:
You know, you make my frickin skin crawl.
You are lucky this is the net, if it were a real life encounter I'd be using your testicles for Klackers.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 03:12:35 PM
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 03:12:35 PM
Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.Quote from: "Tabloid Joe"
Joey, you wouldn't know beauty if it grabbed your crotch
...I guess you weren't one of the pretty ones when you were younger, eh cc?
Seems ta show in the way ya write.
....Oh well
Jesus Christ, that was weak.:laugh3:
Somehow, I don't think you were very pretty when you were young either, Renn.
Oh well
Renee is very pretty.
No I'm not Fash. You've never seen me in the morning before the first coat of paint and a cup of coffee.:laugh:
In all honesty, I'm just okay, with elbow grease and a little luck, I clean up well.
My younger sister got all the looks, apparently the best was saved for last....But I got all the brains, which kinda gives you an idea of the sad state of affairs my family is in.:laugh:
...so if yer not the pretty one, then is it possible if could I meet your beautiful sister, eh Renn? Hmmm?:wink:
You know, you make my frickin skin crawl.:yuk:
You are lucky this is the net, if it were a real life encounter I'd be using your testicles for Klackers.
...but is she a redhead like you, Renn?
I find red hair on a beautiful woman is especially stunning, eh? It's like they're on fire on somethin'.
I remember meeting one at a wedding last summer & her image was so stunning, it's still etched inta my brain.
I think I have a photograph of her somewhere on my facebook account.
For some reason, I never forget meeting beautiful redheads.
Cuz it leaves a memory because they are unique - like some bright Bird of Paradise, eh Renn?
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 03:29:41 PM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 03:29:41 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 09:27:34 PM
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 09:27:34 PM
I guess now we can all see how you pass the time in your cab between fares.Quote from: "Renee":laugh:
...there ya go again, Renn!
Tryin' ta hide yer pangs of 'LimoLust' from the onlookers of this forum.
Ya gotta git out more Renn. Yer too cooped up in da house.
A shot in the arm of Real world fun is watcha need.
So...leave the kitchen, git inta yer best night clothes...an' boogie!
Just tell 'em Joe sentcha. and ifha ya happen ta make ta Canada, ask fer Joe's Limo Service.
an' make sure it's JOE, who's given ya the ride!
I'll provide ya with either the 'Prince'....
Or the 'King'....
I'll even give ya an hour free. It's for the fun-starved deprived.
So don't delay, doit today. Ya got nothin' ta lose butcher chains an home life servitude, Renn!
You go....Girl!
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:41:54 PM
Post by: Renee on January 12, 2016, 09:41:54 PM
Just an FYI, I'm not couped up. I get out and go to work daily. In fact one of my duties as an operations specialist/admin is to hire limo services to take execs to and from the airport, trade shows, seminars etc. In other words Joey, I hire and fire your kind all day.
Enough with the Joe's limo commercials. You are really beginning to irritate me.
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 10:50:03 PM
Post by: J0E on January 12, 2016, 10:50:03 PM
Creepy Joe strikes again.Quote from: "Renee"
Just an FYI, I'm not couped up. I get out and go to work daily. In fact one of my duties as an operations specialist/admin is to hire limo services to take execs to and from the airport, trade shows, seminars etc. In other words Joey, I hire and fire your kind all day.
Enough with the Joe's limo commercials. You are really beginning to irritate me.
I dunno.
You often seem so miserable, Renn. Admittedly, I overdo it with the Joe's Limo schtick, but it's really jes' ta make ya laugh, eh? I thoughtcha needed some cheerin' up. Actually, I think those side jabs ya take at me all the time are funny. Puts me in stiches, eh Renn?
Lotta times, people go fer limo rides to ferget their problems by gittin' out on the town. An' when they come back for the evenin', they're usually smilin' an' happy.
I love seein' all them purdy ladies dressed up to the nines in their best. I think they like receivin' the rides from Joe more than I like givin' 'em, eh Renn? Like these ones:
so Party on, Renn! Don't delay, doit today!
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 11:01:20 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2016, 11:01:20 PM
Title: Re: Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2016, 12:01:15 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2016, 12:01:15 AM
Renee doesn't seem miserable JOE.Quote from: "Fashionista"
She does not take guff from any man and I admire that about her.