Time to grease up your vaginas, 'cause I'm gonna rock your worlds tonight!
Who's at the door, Ding Dong, Ding Dong?
It's me, with my six inch schlong.
Slap you in the face with it all night long...
That's me, with my six inch dong.
Swing off the motherfucker like King Kong...
That's right! It's my six inch dong.

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But we left a note and it reads as follows:
Fuck off, loser.
I guess you got your wasted ass kicked out of the toilet again.
Go find some toothless broken down whore you can abuse and coerce into sucking your 3" dick.
Better yet, do the world a favor and go suck on the business end of your POS BPS.
Yours Truly.
R & R
Looks like Mel must of got piss drunk last night and passed out. Probably added some fresh urine stains to his couch in the process.
What else is new? Story of his pathetic life. :laugh3:
Quote from: "Renee"
Looks like Mel must of got piss drunk last night and passed out. Probably added some fresh urine stains to his couch in the process.
What else is new? Story of his pathetic life. :laugh3:
I've passed out drunk once or twice in my life too Renee. I hated waking up and not remembering what happened the night before.
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Looks like Mel must of got piss drunk last night and passed out. Probably added some fresh urine stains to his couch in the process.
What else is new? Story of his pathetic life. :laugh3:
I've passed out drunk once or twice in my life too Renee. I hated waking up and not remembering what happened the night before.
Yeah, so have we all. The difference is, Mel does it 6 nights a week. :laugh3:
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Looks like Mel must of got piss drunk last night and passed out. Probably added some fresh urine stains to his couch in the process.
What else is new? Story of his pathetic life. :laugh3:
I've passed out drunk once or twice in my life too Renee. I hated waking up and not remembering what happened the night before.
Yeah, so have we all. The difference is, Mel does it 6 nights a week. :laugh3:
That's a dead end. He can't keep that up for too long.
Thats what we keep saying but he just keeps proving us wrong.
Quote from: "RW"
Thats what we keep saying but he just keeps proving us wrong.
I've had a bit of a problem with liquor and substances in the past. I didn't want to listen to anyone lecturing me. I knew what the problem was. I came to a point where I got sick and tired of being sick and tired. I was young enough at the time it didn't leave any permanent health problems.
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Time to grease up your vaginas, 'cause I'm gonna rock your worlds tonight!
Who's at the door, Ding Dong, Ding Dong?
It's me, with my six inch schlong.
Slap you in the face with it all night long...
That's me, with my six inch dong.
Swing off the motherfucker like King Kong...
That's right! It's my six inch dong.
Akshully S'Mel...I was gonna say, that six inches jes' aint big enuf ta satisfy any Eye-Tahlian woman.
I think whatcha need is a 'John Holmes Special'. Even eight won't do the trick, eh?
Ya see, they've got pretty big cavities down unda'.
The proof is ...er - in the puddin'. Says right here....?
http://flatbacker.blogspot.ca/2007/05/around-world-in-8000-tampons.html
First hand evidence, an eyewitness account from one of their own:
Quote
Rome, Italy
Now, understand, we were spending six months in Rome, with no idea if we would be going home afterwards or continuing on with our journeys, so I was thrilled to see that they widely sold OB tampons everywhere. As our time was running down and we still didn't know where we were going next, and my supply was dwindling, I ducked into the neighborhood pharmacy and bought a couple of boxes of Super Plus.
When I got back to the apartment, I opened the boxes to put them in my "tampon bag", and oh. my. God, these were the biggest tampons I've ever seen. Bigger than a wine cork! They were huge. I was laughing uncontrollably, had to show FM immediately. I was worried about how I would ever get them back out.
Guess Italian women are a little "loose", heeheehee. Seriously, these were some whomping big tampons.
STFU, JOE!
Thank God for the internet because if it didn't exist, guys like you would have to depend on your real world experience for your knowledge of women. :laugh3:
Joe is an idiot.
It's not penis size that matters to us "Eye-Tahlian" women. It's the size of the asshole that penis is attached to that counts.
Now you know why you'll never get laid.
A penis is about the worst thing in the world for a woman. Why?.......because they always come attached to a man.
Quote from: "Renee"
Looks like Mel must of got piss drunk last night and passed out.
Aww! Does Renee miss me when I'm gone?
Look, it's bad enough that I'm restricted to this subforum for no apparent reason. You know where I draw the line? When even on this subforum, my posts require "moderator approval" by Diktator RW.
Yeah. I like to post, and then wait until tomorrow to see my shit. No thanks... This cowboy doesn't play that game for long.
Toodles!
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Renee"
Looks like Mel must of got piss drunk last night and passed out.
Aww! Does Renee miss me when I'm gone?
Look, it's bad enough that I'm restricted to this subforum for no apparent reason. You know where I draw the line? When even on this subforum, my posts require "moderator approval" by Diktator RW.
Yeah. I like to post, and then wait until tomorrow to see my shit. No thanks... This cowboy doesn't play that game for long.
Toodles!
I approved your post Mel Gibson.
I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.
Quote from: "RW"
I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.
I hope he gets caught half way through and it crushes his .. well you know :howdy:
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "RW"
I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.
I hope he gets caught half way through and it crushes his .. well you know :howdy:
Hello Keeper, nice to see you again.
ac_hithere
Realwoman is a very lovely lady...
Quote from: "Keeper"
Quote from: "RW"
I hope the door doesn't hit him in the ass on the way out.
I hope he gets caught half way through and it crushes his .. well you know :howdy:
Hey, Keeps. ac_hithere
Quote from: "RW"
It's not penis size that matters to us "Eye-Tahlian" women. It's the size of the asshole that penis is attached to that counts.
Now you know why you'll never get laid.
Butcha sure talk alot about gettin' it up the rear, eh 'Real?
Be careful, eh? Remember what happened ta Farrah. She died of anal cancer, she shore did.
Oh good God. :oeudC:
Joe is correct, you know. Too much anal can lead to ass cancer.
At the very least, you'll probably have to wear diapers when you're older...
We are all familiar with the "Tena Twist" commercials, right? They are sold under the impression that they're for pee pee dribbles. Actually, stats have shown that the number one users of these and similar products, are dirty women that couldn't get enough anal in their younger years. NOW they are paying the price, by shitting everywhere uncontrollably. They shit all over the house... All over the office...
I should've invested in adult diaper products, once I realized just how deviant the female sexual desire is...
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Joe is correct, you know. Too much anal can lead to ass cancer.
At the very least, you'll probably have to wear diapers when you're older...
So does alcoholism. Drunks are magnets for colon cancer. Enjoy your colostomy, rumpot. :laugh3:
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
......When even on this subforum, my posts require "moderator approval" by Diktator RW.....
We promoted her from dick-tator to dick-chopperoffer
You have been warned
ROFL! :laugh3:
Quote from: "RW"
ROFL! :laugh3:
It's not that funny.
Are you easily amused by things that aren't really funny? Seems that way...
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "RW"
ROFL! :laugh3:
It's not that funny.
Are you easily amused by things that aren't really funny? Seems that way...
You know what's funnier, the idea that there will come a day when your neighbors will get a wiff of an nasty smell only to find you lying dead in a puddle of your own piss with a syringe hanging out of your arm.
That's fucking hilarious. :laugh3: Hopefully someone will take pics and share them with us.
Rest assured, Renee... I will long outlive you.

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You too, Tara. I will be here for decades after your time has come and gone. Sad, but true...
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
You too, Tara. I will be here for decades after your time has come and gone. Sad, but true...
That's not a very nice thing to say Mel Gibson.

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Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Rest assured, Renee... I will long outlive you.
Doubtful, alcoholics generally lead short wasted lives. The way you are going I figure maybe 10 possibly 12 years on the outside before hepatitis and cirrhosis takes your ass.
The prognosis for the long term survival of alcohol dependant slobs like you is not good, in fact death rates thru alcoholism are worse than many forms of cancer.
Sad but true. :laugh3: Pardon me while I laugh.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
That's not a very nice thing to say Mel Gibson.
Look at the trash talk that's directed towards me! And yet I'm expected to be the perfect Harvard gentleman?
Sure! I'll get right on that!
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
That's not a very nice thing to say Mel Gibson.
Look at the trash talk that's directed towards me! And yet I'm expected to be the perfect Harvard gentleman?
Sure! I'll get right on that!
It's only my opinion Mel Gibson..
I have to go to sleep now..
Have a nice evening.
Quote from: "Fashionista"
It's only my opinion Mel Gibson..
I have to go to sleep now..
Have a nice evening.
We all have opinions.
Good night!
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
It's only my opinion Mel Gibson..
I have to go to sleep now..
Have a nice evening.
We all have opinions.
Good night!
Good night Mel Gibson.
:smiley-face-night:
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
It's only my opinion Mel Gibson..
I have to go to sleep now..
Have a nice evening.
We all have opinions.
Good night!
Unfortunately your opinions are generated from the bottom of a bottle of Seagrams extra dry.
Quote from: "J0E"
Quote from: "RW"
It's not penis size that matters to us "Eye-Tahlian" women. It's the size of the asshole that penis is attached to that counts.
Now you know why you'll never get laid.
Butcha sure talk alot about gettin' it up the rear, eh 'Real?
Be careful, eh? Remember what happened ta Farrah. She died of anal cancer, she shore did.
Don't use my name with the word anal in the same post ever again if you know what's good for ya.
Well, I admit that gave me quite the shock!!!
Mel is the proud owner of a six inch cock
I'll bet he's quite the stir in men's room stalls
With his pencil stub dick and his absence of balls
No wonder his wife left him to live on his own
He may act like a dog, but he ain't got the bone
Someone should tell him that his tackle falls short
A six inch dick is worth exactly nought.
I bet when he visits his favourite whore
She cannot help but roll on the floor
Laughing her tits off at his miniscule willy
To charge him full price would be utterly silly
So Mel, if you're going to brag on your dick
How about favouring us all with a pic
You can trust us, we're all your friends
Let me know if you need a macro lens...
:MG_216:
Quote from: "Renee"
Unfortunately your opinions are generated from the bottom of a bottle of Seagrams extra dry.
Keep rehashing the same old, same old, Renee...
It is what you are known for. Nothing more, and nothing less. Round and round in circles you go, forever.
RW is no doubt impressed with your "abilities," but then again I don't really hold either of you in particular high regard. I'm sure you've noticed this by now.
It's too bad. However, we each choose to be what we want to be, for the most part. You have chosen your role in life. That's your business... It doesn't really bother me.
You see? I am more "American" than most whiny Yanks here. I don't really care what others do. I truly do want freedom. Fuck... Half the Yanks here wouldn't know "freedom" if it kicked them in the face. They just want "freedom" for themselves. The others don't get "freedom."
Truly ironic. The "land of the free, home of the brave?" More like the land of restricting all others, and getting scared when their neighbour does something they do not.
Eat another gallon of ice cream, Renee. It's all that will ever make you happy in your miserable life.
I'm outta here. Not only for the double standards and the selective moderation, but for the moderator required "approval." That's the final straw. I posted about that already, but nevertheless, shove your Diktatorship right down your throats.
Enjoy a dead forum.
Quote from: "J0E"
Quote from: "RW"
It's not penis size that matters to us "Eye-Tahlian" women. It's the size of the asshole that penis is attached to that counts.
Now you know why you'll never get laid.
Butcha sure talk alot about gettin' it up the rear, eh 'Real?
Be careful, eh? Remember what happened ta Farrah. She died of anal cancer, she shore did.
Joe, lets be honest, you know nothing of butt sex
All your relationships have been total wrecks
Any girlfriend you've had would have charged you a toll
Including your newly bought inflatable doll
No self respecting lady would let you near her ass
Even a 10 dollar whore has a small touch of class
Just because you've seen it in those pornos you watch
While you jack yourself drinking cheap, nasty scotch
Doesn't mean you have the first idea
What it feels like to hump a girl in the rear
So here's my advice, cos' I'm a real boy scout
Stop talking about things you know nothing about.
HAHAHA!!!!
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Renee"
Unfortunately your opinions are generated from the bottom of a bottle of Seagrams extra dry.
Keep rehashing the same old, same old, Renee...
It is what you are known for. Nothing more, and nothing less. Round and round in circles you go, forever.
RW is no doubt impressed with your "abilities," but then again I don't really hold either of you in particular high regard. I'm sure you've noticed this by now.
It's too bad. However, we each choose to be what we want to be, for the most part. You have chosen your role in life. That's your business... It doesn't really bother me.
You see? I am more "American" than most whiny Yanks here. I don't really care what others do. I truly do want freedom. Fuck... Half the Yanks here wouldn't know "freedom" if it kicked them in the face. They just want "freedom" for themselves. The others don't get "freedom."
Truly ironic. The "land of the free, home of the brave?" More like the land of restricting all others, and getting scared when their neighbour does something they do not.
Eat another gallon of ice cream, Renee. It's all that will ever make you happy in your miserable life.
I'm outta here. Not only for the double standards and the selective moderation, but for the moderator required "approval." That's the final straw. I posted about that already, but nevertheless, shove your Diktatorship right down your throats.
Enjoy a dead forum.
Meltdown a little harder. Why is this sniveling cry baby first naming people?
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Renee"
Unfortunately your opinions are generated from the bottom of a bottle of Seagrams extra dry.
Keep rehashing the same old, same old, Renee...
It is what you are known for. Nothing more, and nothing less. Round and round in circles you go, forever.
RW is no doubt impressed with your "abilities," but then again I don't really hold either of you in particular high regard. I'm sure you've noticed this by now.
It's too bad. However, we each choose to be what we want to be, for the most part. You have chosen your role in life. That's your business... It doesn't really bother me.
You see? I am more "American" than most whiny Yanks here. I don't really care what others do. I truly do want freedom. Fuck... Half the Yanks here wouldn't know "freedom" if it kicked them in the face. They just want "freedom" for themselves. The others don't get "freedom."
Truly ironic. The "land of the free, home of the brave?" More like the land of restricting all others, and getting scared when their neighbour does something they do not.
Eat another gallon of ice cream, Renee. It's all that will ever make you happy in your miserable life.
I'm outta here. Not only for the double standards and the selective moderation, but for the moderator required "approval." That's the final straw. I posted about that already, but nevertheless, shove your Diktatorship right down your throats.
Enjoy a dead forum.
Talk about the same old shit. :laugh3:
Thanks for another slightly modified redition of the "one man wolf pack" crap you've been blabbering about for years. Same, same chicken. :laugh3:
All you needed to complete that load of lame ass, inane blather was the old "I post where I want, how I want and when I want",........ except for that zombocom place, couldn't post there, could you? :roll:
You're a whiney broken record and you are going to leave this world a loser and a drunk. When it's all over the only thing you will have to show for your life is a few piles of unclean fill moved and dumped in some future parking lot.
As for this being a " dead forum", well you've been saying that since the inception of this place and we're still here laughing at your ignorant, wasted ass. The truth is, we would rather have a small close knit community of decent human beings rather than a hodgepodge of imbeciles, trolls, rat fucks, and butt hurt female impersonators who lick serb ass almost as enthusiastically as they lick the windows.
Go back to the land of the rat fucks and the window lickers, Mel and stay there. It's where you frickin belong.
I'm still amazed that he can't figure out why he's stuck posting only in reject rodeo on mod approval. Such lack of personal awareness and responsibility blows my mind.
Quote from: "Renee"
The truth is, we would rather have a small close knit community of decent human beings rather than a hodgepodge of imbeciles, trolls, rat fucks, and butt hurt female impersonators who lick serb ass almost as enthusiastically as they lick the windows.
ac_toofunny ac_lmfao
Quote from: "RW"
I'm still amazed that he can't figure out why he's stuck posting only in reject rodeo on mod approval. Such lack of personal awareness and responsibility blows my mind.
What do you expect? He throws his brain cells away like so much confetti.
Besides, addicts like Mel who refuse to recognize that they need help, never accept personal responsibility. That would force them to admit that they are fuck ups and that all their personal problems in life stem from their own piss poor life decisions.
I'm not surprised by anything he does. He is a loser and at the rate he is going, he will be a loser right up to the end of his wasted life. :sad:
Now that he's supposedly gone, we can get back to posting about interesting things :)
Quote from: "RW"
Now that he's supposedly gone, we can get back to posting about interesting things :)
The mmb "men" actually think this shit is interesting. :crazy:
Great. They can talk about us over there until the cows come home.
Quote from: "RW"
Great. They can talk about us over there until the cows come home.
It doesn't hurt my feelings either. Out of sight out of mind.
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "Renee"
Unfortunately your opinions are generated from the bottom of a bottle of Seagrams extra dry.
Keep rehashing the same old, same old, Renee...
It is what you are known for. Nothing more, and nothing less. Round and round in circles you go, forever.
RW is no doubt impressed with your "abilities," but then again I don't really hold either of you in particular high regard. I'm sure you've noticed this by now.
It's too bad. However, we each choose to be what we want to be, for the most part. You have chosen your role in life. That's your business... It doesn't really bother me.
You see? I am more "American" than most whiny Yanks here. I don't really care what others do. I truly do want freedom. Fuck... Half the Yanks here wouldn't know "freedom" if it kicked them in the face. They just want "freedom" for themselves. The others don't get "freedom."
Truly ironic. The "land of the free, home of the brave?" More like the land of restricting all others, and getting scared when their neighbour does something they do not.
Eat another gallon of ice cream, Renee. It's all that will ever make you happy in your miserable life.
I'm outta here. Not only for the double standards and the selective moderation, but for the moderator required "approval." That's the final straw. I posted about that already, but nevertheless, shove your Diktatorship right down your throats.
Enjoy a dead forum.
Talk about the same old shit. :laugh3:
Thanks for another slightly modified redition of the "one man wolf pack" crap you've been blabbering about for years. Same, same chicken. :laugh3:
All you needed to complete that load of lame ass, inane blather was the old "I post where I want, how I want and when I want",........ except for that zombocom place, couldn't post there, could you? :roll:
You're a whiney broken record and you are going to leave this world a loser and a drunk. When it's all over the only thing you will have to show for your life is a few piles of unclean fill moved and dumped in some future parking lot.
As for this being a " dead forum", well you've been saying that since the inception of this place and we're still here laughing at your ignorant, wasted ass. The truth is, we would rather have a small close knit community of decent human beings rather than a hodgepodge of imbeciles, trolls, rat fucks, and butt hurt female impersonators who lick serb ass almost as enthusiastically as they lick the windows.
Go back to the land of the rat fucks and the window lickers, Mel and stay there. It's where you frickin belong.
OMG Renee. You have a gift.
Holy fuck ac_toofunny
The zombo.com redirect was my favourite :D
And the one man masochist pack keeps coming back for more

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^ One sudden move and there is going to be a wardrobe malfunction. :laugh:
That 1st pic is scaring me. Thank God it's not a gif. :ohmy:
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And the one man masochist pack keeps coming back for more

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:ohmy:
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:ohmy:
Fash, don't loaaa......shit, too late. :laugh3:
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And the one man masochist pack keeps coming back for more

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I dont like to be dominated but the female in the 1st pic is hot...