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Title: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 09:33:19 PM
I don't drive limo anymore, but I gotta friend who has one.

I think he'd lend me his vehicle for a couple of hours.

So ifyer inerested, I'd invite the gang here.



Maybe I'd put S'Mel in the front seat with the partition up, cuz I'm afraid he'd git savaged by some of the Ladies here. Mind you, Odi aint in such good steed either.



Anyways, it'd be fun.

I kin see that tempers are flarin', everybody's gittin mad at each other.

I think watcha folks need is some extended TLC.

Maybe Fashionista could sit in the middle, calm the warring tribes down a bit.



Anyways, I think ya gotta git out an' laugh.



I suppose Christmas was rough, the weather's miserable, everyones in this heavy sad mood.



A limo ride'd cheer y'all up?



Whaddya say? Be thar or be square!



'jes throw me a couple of $10s $20s, pay for the gas. eh.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2016, 09:46:59 PM
Quote from: "J0E"I don't drive limo anymore, but I gotta friend who has one.

I think he'd lend me his vehicle for a couple of hours.

So ifyer inerested, I'd invite the gang here.



Maybe I'd put S'Mel in the front seat with the partition up, cuz I'm afraid he'd git savaged by some of the Ladies here. Mind you, Odi aint in such good steed either.



Anyways, it'd be fun.

I kin see that tempers are flarin', everybody's gittin mad at each other.

I think watcha folks need is some extended TLC.

Maybe Fashionista could sit in the middle, calm the warring tribes down a bit.



Anyways, I think ya gotta git out an' laugh.



I suppose Christmas was rough, the weather's miserable, everyones in this heavy sad mood.



A limo ride'd cheer y'all up?



Whaddya say? Be thar or be square!



'jes throw me a couple of $10s $20s, pay for the gas. eh.

A very lovely gesture JOE, but I can't afford it this year.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2016, 09:50:35 PM
^Maybe the unemployed phaggot phony phinn can get an advance on his allowance and pay your share of the ride. It's the least the shrimp-dicked little wanker can do for making you spend so much time reading his catty gossip.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 09:58:03 PM
But I'd need ya ta come along, cuz yer one of the few people here without Anger Management problems, eh Fash? I find that sometimes tempers flare in the back, so ya need a peacemaker.



Anyways, think about it. If yer ever in Vancouver, we could git 'Real/Tara ta come down from the Interior, some of the gang live here in the City. And if Mr Crowley flew in from the Land of Oz too. I don't know if Finland will issue Odi a passport, but he's welcome too. Since Mel has a Class 1 license, I guess he could take over the wheel or we could take turns. But on the other hand, if he thinks all the wimen here remind him of his Ex, it could get really rough in the back and you could experience a bumpy ride and enhanced puke mode where everyone gets sick and throws up. Dove is welcome too, as is Renn, if she cares ta fly in from Baltimore or wherever she lives. Seoulbro would be a mellow dude. If Herman's as big as Herman Munster, then we gotta sit him way in the back so he kin stretch his legs. Bring Shen Li too. If cc came, then we could finally have that tea biscuit and tiddleywink game she once promised me. Maybe Berry Sweet, asal, and ghost would show up too.


Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "J0E"I don't drive limo anymore, but I gotta friend who has one.

I think he'd lend me his vehicle for a couple of hours.

So ifyer inerested, I'd invite the gang here.



Maybe I'd put S'Mel in the front seat with the partition up, cuz I'm afraid he'd git savaged by some of the Ladies here. Mind you, Odi aint in such good steed either.



Anyways, it'd be fun.

I kin see that tempers are flarin', everybody's gittin mad at each other.

I think watcha folks need is some extended TLC.

Maybe Fashionista could sit in the middle, calm the warring tribes down a bit.



Anyways, I think ya gotta git out an' laugh.



I suppose Christmas was rough, the weather's miserable, everyones in this heavy sad mood.



A limo ride'd cheer y'all up?



Whaddya say? Be thar or be square!



'jes throw me a couple of $10s $20s, pay for the gas. eh.

A very lovely gesture JOE, but I can't afford it this year.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: RW on January 17, 2016, 09:58:53 PM
Can I hang out of the sunroof topless?  If not, I'm not going.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2016, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: "J0E"But I'd need ya ta come along, cuz yer one of the few people here without Anger Management problems, eh Fash? I find that sometimes tempers flare in the back, so ya need a peacemaker.



Anyways, think about it. If yer ever in Vancouver, we could git 'Real/Tara ta come down from the Interior, some of the gang live here in the City. And if Mr Crowley flew in from the Land of Oz too. I don't know if Finland will issue Odi a passport, but he's welcome too. Since Mel has a Class 1 license, I guess he could take over the wheel or we could take turns. But on the other hand, if he thinks all the wimen here remind him of his Ex, it could get really rough in the back and you could experience a bumpy ride and enhanced puke mode where everyone gets sick and throws up. Dove is welcome too, as is Renn, if she cares ta fly in from Baltimore or wherever she lives. Seoulbro would be a mellow dude. If Herman's as big as Herman Munster, then we gotta sit him way in the back so he kin stretch his legs. Bring Shen Li too. If cc came, then we could finally have that tea biscuit and tiddleywink game she once promised me. Maybe Berry Sweet, asal, and ghost would show up too.


Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "J0E"I don't drive limo anymore, but I gotta friend who has one.

I think he'd lend me his vehicle for a couple of hours.

So ifyer inerested, I'd invite the gang here.



Maybe I'd put S'Mel in the front seat with the partition up, cuz I'm afraid he'd git savaged by some of the Ladies here. Mind you, Odi aint in such good steed either.



Anyways, it'd be fun.

I kin see that tempers are flarin', everybody's gittin mad at each other.

I think watcha folks need is some extended TLC.

Maybe Fashionista could sit in the middle, calm the warring tribes down a bit.



Anyways, I think ya gotta git out an' laugh.



I suppose Christmas was rough, the weather's miserable, everyones in this heavy sad mood.



A limo ride'd cheer y'all up?



Whaddya say? Be thar or be square!



'jes throw me a couple of $10s $20s, pay for the gas. eh.

A very lovely gesture JOE, but I can't afford it this year.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 10:04:02 PM
Quote from: "RW"Can I hang out of the sunroof topless?  If not, I'm not going.


Sure 'Real! It'd probably be nighttime, so not many people would see you clearly, unless you yelled somethin' at the top of yer lungs. How about, "I'm horny!" or "I'm getting married! I'm getting married! I'm getting married Woo-oo!" In my experience, the latter method usually works best, cuz then people think you have an excuse for actin' wild an' stupid.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Mel Gibson on January 17, 2016, 10:06:07 PM
Quote from: "RW"Can I hang out of the sunroof topless?  If not, I'm not going.


I'll help you the rest of the way out as we're cruising down the highway at speed...
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 17, 2016, 10:07:15 PM
It's CASHEW, not cashoe. Argh! Grammatical and spelling errors are annoying including the lack of periods and improper use of dashes and colons, semicolons, etcetera, among supposedly literate folks. :rules: Ah, just one of my idiosyncrasies. :confused1: Carry on.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 10:10:49 PM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
Quote from: "RW"Can I hang out of the sunroof topless?  If not, I'm not going.


I'll help you the rest of the way out as we're cruising down the highway at speed...


LOL!  ac_toofunny



...but you'll probably be in the front, Mel, for the purpose of protective custody with the partition rolled up.



I'd have to protect you and them from each other.



Otherwise, it could get messy- the catfights, the hissy fits, and the 'let-down' session, after y'all got yer rage out at each other. That's usually the most exhausting part, because it's when catharsis occurs. But at the same time, it's very therepeutic.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"It's CASHEW, not cashoe. Argh! Grammatical and spelling errors are annoying including the lack of periods and improper use of dashes and colons, semicolons, etcetera, among supposedly literate folks. :rules: Ah, just one of my idiosyncrasies. :confused1: Carry on.


...but it's to avoid copyright infringement.

Y'know in those cartoons how everything is called ACME this, ACME that.



(//%3C/s%3E%3CURL%20url=%22http://www.awn.com/sites/default/files/styles/inline/public/image/featured/1017458-x-men-writers-join-looney-tunes-inspired-acme-feature.jpg?itok=6VGnIHqx%22%3E%3CLINK_TEXT%20text=%22http://www.awn.com/sites/default/files/%20...%20k=6VGnIHqx%22%3Ehttp://www.awn.com/sites/default/files/styles/inline/public/image/featured/1017458-x-men-writers-join-looney-tunes-inspired-acme-feature.jpg?itok=6VGnIHqx%3C/LINK_TEXT%3E%3C/URL%3E%3Ce%3E)



generic prototyping, y'know.



btw, yer invited along for the ride too.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Mel Gibson on January 17, 2016, 10:14:31 PM
Nah...  Joe, these are all middle aged married women with kids.



A drink or two, and they'd already be stripping down for almost anyone, ready to release the "inner whore" that they've been keeping bottled up for years...  I've seen it time and time again!
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2016, 10:15:24 PM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Nah...  Joe, these are all middle aged married women with kids.



A drink or two, and they'd already be stripping down for almost anyone, ready to release the "inner whore" that they've been keeping bottled up for years...  I've seen it time and time again!

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Mel Gibson on January 17, 2016, 10:19:12 PM
It's true!  Most of you would jump on the bone of a hot young stud, if you knew you could get away with it scot free!
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 10:20:21 PM
I'd like ta invite Kiebers too.

But at the same time, he might start accusing me of condescension and impersonating a Southerner.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 17, 2016, 10:21:00 PM
Keeper could come too.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 17, 2016, 10:23:03 PM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"Nah...  Joe, these are all middle aged married women with kids.



A drink or two, and they'd already be stripping down for almost anyone, ready to release the "inner whore" that they've been keeping bottled up for years...  I've seen it time and time again!


Make sure you have your facts straight. I won't name names, but not all the females here are married, and just because they are not married, it does not mean they are available either. I certainly don't want to do any of that stuff that you just mentioned. Drinking isn't even something I enjoy.



I am older than middle aged and no one here can make me feel ashamed of my age, not you, not anyone. I am proud of the years I've had, including the grey I wear.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: RW on January 17, 2016, 10:44:58 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"It's CASHEW, not cashoe. Argh! Grammatical and spelling errors are annoying including the lack of periods and improper use of dashes and colons, semicolons, etcetera, among supposedly literate folks. :rules: Ah, just one of my idiosyncrasies. :confused1: Carry on.

I proudly misuse dashes.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: RW on January 17, 2016, 10:46:19 PM
Quote from: "J0E"
Quote from: "RW"Can I hang out of the sunroof topless?  If not, I'm not going.


Sure 'Real! It'd probably be nighttime, so not many people would see you clearly, unless you yelled somethin' at the top of yer lungs. How about, "I'm horny!" or "I'm getting married! I'm getting married! I'm getting married Woo-oo!" In my experience, the latter method usually works best, cuz then people think you have an excuse for actin' wild an' stupid.

It was a joke Joe.  I don't run around flashing my tatas at people.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Renee on January 17, 2016, 11:16:55 PM
Fuck you , Joe. Stay in VAN where you belong with the other herd of rat fucks. You can take that limo, open the doors and have someone back it up your ass.



As for you Mel, you know what you can do; eat the business end of that overpriced tin foil plated stove pipe you have hanging on the wall of your 2x4 roach motel. OO aught to give you all the class you've been looking for and then some. Or you could just OD and save the clean up crew the effort and the mess.



BTW, Rummy I suggest you stop making statements about certain individuals dying, you havent got clue one about anyone here. Karma is a bitch for a fucking alcohol soaked, herion addicted, slobs like you. You never know when one of those rum blossoms on you face will hemorrhage like a mother fucker. Or as it happens with most of you sterno junkies, your guts will just liquify and you will bleed out thru your asshole.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Mel Gibson on January 17, 2016, 11:22:54 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Make sure you have your facts straight. I won't name names, but not all the females here are married, and just because they are not married, it does not mean they are available either. I certainly don't want to do any of that stuff that you just mentioned. Drinking isn't even something I enjoy.



I am older than middle aged and no one here can make me feel ashamed of my age, not you, not anyone. I am proud of the years I've had, including the grey I wear.


You seem awfully defensive here, Azhya.  Sure you haven't been checking out the hot young studs at the hockey games lately?  I think you have been, to be quite honest.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: cc on January 17, 2016, 11:54:04 PM
Quote from: "J0E"I'd like ta invite Kiebers too.

But at the same time, he might start accusing me of condescension and impersonating a Southerner.

He'd be wrong



You don't impersonate anything. You just make a total fool of yourself
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: RW on January 18, 2016, 12:06:15 AM
Hahaha!  Soooo true!
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: J0E on January 18, 2016, 12:34:51 AM
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "J0E"I'd like ta invite Kiebers too.

But at the same time, he might start accusing me of condescension and impersonating a Southerner.

He'd be wrong



You don't impersonate anything. You just make a total fool of yourself


well, that's what K. accused me of, cc.



He said my behaviour towards him on the other forum bordered on 'microaggression' because I was imitating a Southerner and he found that extremely 'condescending'.



So I suggested to him, that he write the mods and ask them to include 'condescension' and 'imitation of a Southerner' as prohibited behaviors & gettin' banned.



So far, I haven't heard from the mods over there or 'Tex'.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: cc on January 18, 2016, 12:49:06 AM
No, what I said had nothing to do with any aggression or anything beyond what I said



I clearly said
QuoteYou don't impersonate anything. You just make a total fool of yourself

Try hard to get it ... or merely continue on in your own imaginary world
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: keeper on January 18, 2016, 07:47:55 AM
Quote from: "J0E"Keeper could come too.


Its Cashew fuck head!!
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: kiebers on January 18, 2016, 08:01:22 AM
Quote from: "J0E"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "J0E"I'd like ta invite Kiebers too.

But at the same time, he might start accusing me of condescension and impersonating a Southerner.

He'd be wrong



You don't impersonate anything. You just make a total fool of yourself


well, that's what K. accused me of, cc.



[size=120]He said my behaviour towards him on the other forum bordered on 'microaggression' because I was imitating a Southerner and he found that extremely 'condescending'.[/size]



So I suggested to him, that he write the mods and ask them to include 'condescension' and 'imitation of a Southerner' as prohibited behaviors & gettin' banned.



So far, I haven't heard from the mods over there or 'Tex'.

Liar.....
QuoteNow don't be thinking this is a microaggression. Nothing micro about it.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: RW on January 18, 2016, 10:43:47 AM
Quote from: "J0E"
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "J0E"I'd like ta invite Kiebers too.

But at the same time, he might start accusing me of condescension and impersonating a Southerner.

He'd be wrong



You don't impersonate anything. You just make a total fool of yourself


well, that's what K. accused me of, cc.



He said my behaviour towards him on the other forum bordered on 'microaggression' because I was imitating a Southerner and he found that extremely 'condescending'.



So I suggested to him, that he write the mods and ask them to include 'condescension' and 'imitation of a Southerner' as prohibited behaviors & gettin' banned.



So far, I haven't heard from the mods over there or 'Tex'.

Leave your VF whining over on VF, mmmkay.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2016, 10:59:15 AM
DSM,



Give it a rest already. We already have clowns coming here looking for talking points to take back to mmb. There are too many of you wankers doing variations of the same act with an identical motive. I was pming with someone that they knew you would show up when the admins here were discussing what to do with the phaggot phony phinn. You have become that boring and predictable. I don't give a flying fuck that you(or anyone uss  from the toilet forum) don't like us. However, I don't think I need to remind you that Fash and SB were by mimi to take the dispute you started here. I have no power, but I'm asking you anyway to take your instigating back to Blurtsome/VF.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 18, 2016, 09:19:12 PM
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
You seem awfully defensive here, Azhya.  Sure you haven't been checking out the hot young studs at the hockey games lately?  I think you have been, to be quite honest.


Negative. People who shoot off from their cake holes without all the facts are just irritating, that's all.



I've been around the block so I've seen and known young studs in my life. They're nothing new. I'm surrounded by them too. One carried my shopping bag today. They are my sons.
Title: Re: I'd like ta give the gang at the Blue Cashoe a Limo ride
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2016, 11:03:08 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "Mel Gibson"
You seem awfully defensive here, Azhya.  Sure you haven't been checking out the hot young studs at the hockey games lately?  I think you have been, to be quite honest.


Negative. People who shoot off from their cake holes without all the facts are just irritating, that's all.



I've been around the block so I've seen and known young studs in my life. They're nothing new. I'm surrounded by them too. One carried my shopping bag today. They are my sons
.

 :laugh: