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Title: Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo
Post by: J0E on January 18, 2016, 01:00:29 AM
...got any?



I'd thought of one after Renn insulted me and called me names.



I started ta hum this tune in me head, an' something came out



Anyways, y'all kin make up yer own.



Anyways, here's the Rene Song:



Why Can't I make Rene Happy?


QuoteWhy can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She huffs and she puffs

As it's never enough

But she can't get enough of a huff!



Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She can't laugh at a joke

And she should take a toke

She needs ganga to make her a bloke


...and so on. I haven't thought of the rest of the verses yet.

I'll post them as they come to mind.

But at least I have the tune composed.

When I have the time, I'll post it to YouTube.
Title: Re: Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo
Post by: Mel Gibson on January 18, 2016, 01:04:42 AM
I could possibly provide rhythm guitar, and even vocals, once your writings are complete...
Title: Re: Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo
Post by: Renee on January 18, 2016, 01:22:31 AM
Quote from: "J0E"...got any?



I'd thought of one after Renn insulted me and called me names.



I started ta hum this tune in me head, an' something came out



Anyways, y'all kin make up yer own.



Anyways, here's the Rene Song:



Why Can't I make Rene Happy?


QuoteWhy can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She huffs and she puffs

As it's never enough

But she can't get enough of a huff!



Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She can't laugh at a joke

And she should take a toke

She needs ganga to make her a bloke


...and so on. I haven't thought of the rest of the verses yet.

I'll post them as they come to mind.

But at least I have the tune composed.

When I have the time, I'll post it to YouTube.


Pretty fucking lame, Joey. Don't quit your day job anytime soon.



 I hope your cab driving ability is better than your lyrical skills because you suck.  :laugh3:



Btw shithead, what happened to those drawing you were going to post? How fucking long does it take to draw lewd stick figures with a crayon?
Title: Re: Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo
Post by: cc on January 18, 2016, 01:24:19 AM
It's even worse



A secret .. no cab, no limo
Title: Re: Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo
Post by: RW on January 18, 2016, 10:48:30 AM
Joe already has a song:



Title: Re: Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo
Post by: Anonymous on January 18, 2016, 10:50:16 AM
Quote from: "cc la femme"It's even worse



A secret .. no cab, no limo

No surprise either.