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After filling up his car he went to the bathroom - not realising his wife, who has been named as Claudia, had got out of the car to buy cookies after she had been sleeping on the backseat.
Walter and his 14-year-old son, who was sitting on the front seat playing a game on a mobile, then continued on their journey leaving Claudia behind.
When she realised they had left without her, Claudia reportedly tried to call her husband's mobile but could not get through due to lack of signal.
She then contacted the local police who took her to the station until her husband returned two hours later.
A traffic police officer in the Brazilian area of Passo Fundo said the wife was so angry she kicked the car when she returned, the Telegraph reports.
He said: "
"She was very angry" ac_toofunny
No shit. :roll:
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After filling up his car he went to the bathroom - not realising his wife, who has been named as Claudia, had got out of the car to buy cookies after she had been sleeping on the backseat.
Walter and his 14-year-old son, who was sitting on the front seat playing a game on a mobile, then continued on their journey leaving Claudia behind.
When she realised they had left without her, Claudia reportedly tried to call her husband's mobile but could not get through due to lack of signal.
She then contacted the local police who took her to the station until her husband returned two hours later.
A traffic police officer in the Brazilian area of Passo Fundo said the wife was so angry she kicked the car when she returned, the Telegraph reports.
He said: "
"She was very angry" ac_toofunny
No shit. :roll:
Honey, you are the love of my life and I always think about you. God luck selling that one to his old lady. :laugh3:
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After filling up his car he went to the bathroom - not realising his wife, who has been named as Claudia, had got out of the car to buy cookies after she had been sleeping on the backseat.
Walter and his 14-year-old son, who was sitting on the front seat playing a game on a mobile, then continued on their journey leaving Claudia behind.
When she realised they had left without her, Claudia reportedly tried to call her husband's mobile but could not get through due to lack of signal.
She then contacted the local police who took her to the station until her husband returned two hours later.
A traffic police officer in the Brazilian area of Passo Fundo said the wife was so angry she kicked the car when she returned, the Telegraph reports.
He said: "
"She was very angry" ac_toofunny
No shit. :roll:
My husband has left sunglasses and a baseball cap at stores, but forgetting me?
:shock:
I don't get it.
Why'd he turn back?
She had his wallet.
Quote from: "RW"
That or his phone.
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Damn, you women are cunning.
Actually he came back for her because he knew it was futile to run. She would hunt him down and make him feel really bad.
Quote from: "Renee"
Make him feel really bad = take away his favourite play thing with a sharp knife and put it in the garburator.
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Make him feel really bad = take away his favourite play thing with a sharp knife and put it in the garburator.
Actually she would probably have just thrown it out the car window, onto the side of the road......Lorena Bobbitt style. :laugh3:
At least that's what I would have done.
Honeypie, if you ever got YOUR hand on a dick, there's not a chance in hell you'd throw it away.
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Make him feel really bad = take away his favourite play thing with a sharp knife and put it in the garburator.
Actually she would probably have just thrown it out the car window, onto the side of the road......Lorena Bobbitt style. :laugh3:
At least that's what I would have done.
:swoon:
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Why'd he turn back?
lol :laugh3:
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Why'd he turn back?
ac_wot
He turned back because she had cookies!
Quote from: "GrAnnie"
They were freshly baked and the smell lingered all that distance.
No man can resist fresh baked cookies.
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That's true GrAnnie.
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:laugh3: You have no idea how many dicks I've thrown away. Perfectly good ones too,......ones with perfectly functioning hydraulics.
You know the kind I'm talking about....the kind you wish you still had. :laugh3:
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:laugh3: You have no idea how many dicks I've thrown away. Perfectly good ones too,......ones with perfectly functioning hydraulics.
You know the kind I'm talking about....the kind you wish you still had. :laugh3:
So you are saying that the Chief Inspector needs help to raise the flag? His noodle has been boiled? His willy has the wobbles? He has a bent rod? His nightstick no longer packs a wallop?
Hey, it eventually happens when a man has more years behind him than he does in front. You shouldn't make fun of him, what you really need to do is send a sympathy card to your friend RW. ac_cool
Listen, marine...this man's magnum still packs a punch. My baton is still long and hard, and relentless. Age my have wearied some parts, but others are as good as the day they were commissioned. Perhaps better.
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:laugh3: You have no idea how many dicks I've thrown away. Perfectly good ones too,......ones with perfectly functioning hydraulics.
You know the kind I'm talking about....the kind you wish you still had. :laugh3:
So you are saying that the Chief Inspector needs help to raise the flag? His noodle has been boiled? His willy has the wobbles? He has a bent rod? His nightstick no longer packs a wallop?
Hey, it eventually happens when a man has more years behind him than he does in front. You shouldn't make fun of him, what you really need to do is send a sympathy card to your friend RW. ac_cool
Sympathy cards? More like a card congratulating me on climbing Mount Everest. :laugh3:
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Dude, be serious, the only chance your pickle has in getting firm is if a clown blows into it and tries to make a balloon animal out of it.
OMG! You both make me feel like a bad person for laughing. ac_toofunny
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Dude, be serious, the only chance your pickle has in getting firm is if a clown blows into it and tries to make a balloon animal out of it.
This, from a woman who can only locate her vagina by urinating. Even then its "in the vicinity thereof". God only knows how many forests are sacrificed simply to keep you in toilet rolls. You'd be a pack a day girl for sure.
Your airforce have a better chance of putting a Hellfire missile through the back window of a speeding car than you would of hitting your meat wallet with a single round of Kleenex Extra Silky.
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Dude, be serious, the only chance your pickle has in getting firm is if a clown blows into it and tries to make a balloon animal out of it.
This, from a woman who can only locate her vagina by urinating. Even then its "in the vicinity thereof". God only knows how many forests are sacrificed simply to keep you in toilet rolls. You'd be a pack a day girl for sure.
Your airforce have a better chance of putting a Hellfire missile through the back window of a speeding car than you would of hitting your meat wallet with a single round of Kleenex Extra Silky.
Old man, you try too hard.
FYI, You have live people reading this shit, the object is not to try and put them to sleep.
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:laugh:
This thread belongs in Forbidden Polka..
Don't worry, I'm not moving it..
I'm just pointing out how it has turned.
It's all just tasteless jokes.
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Everyone looks like they are enjoying it.
ac_smile
I'm getting a pretty hearty laugh from it.
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Everyone is and there's no reason why they shouldn't.
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Old man, you try too hard.
FYI, You have live people reading this shit, the object is not to try and put them to sleep.
I'm not even warmed up, meatsack.
I've been told privately to pick on someone my own size.
I'd need to gain 50kg to slap on you.
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Quote from: "Renee"
Old man, you try too hard.
FYI, You have live people reading this shit, the object is not to try and put them to sleep.
I'm not even warmed up, meatsack.
I've been told privately to pick on someone my own size.
I'd need to gain 50kg to slap on you.
Warmed up??? The best a shriveled old corpse like you could hope for is room temperature. In fact, that would explain the smell.
Fuck off, Inspector Long Balls. You might be the terror of the wheel chair circuit but around here you ain't shit.
I still can't get the image from the clown comment out of my head.
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Old man, you try too hard.
FYI, You have live people reading this shit, the object is not to try and put them to sleep.
I'm not even warmed up, meatsack.
I've been told privately to pick on someone my own size.
I'd need to gain 50kg to slap on you.
Warmed up??? The best a shriveled old corpse like you could hope for is room temperature. In fact, that would explain the smell.
Fuck off, Inspector Long Balls. You might be the terror of the wheel chair circuit but around here you ain't shit.
Nothing shrivelled here, pillow tits. As you well know, I look 20 years younger.
Have you ever thought about looking 20 lbs lighter?
whats with the fat jokes
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Old man, you try too hard.
FYI, You have live people reading this shit, the object is not to try and put them to sleep.
I'm not even warmed up, meatsack.
I've been told privately to pick on someone my own size.
I'd need to gain 50kg to slap on you.
Warmed up??? The best a shriveled old corpse like you could hope for is room temperature. In fact, that would explain the smell.
Fuck off, Inspector Long Balls. You might be the terror of the wheel chair circuit but around here you ain't shit.
Nothing shrivelled here, pillow tits. As you well know, I look 20 years younger.
Have you ever thought about looking 20 lbs lighter?
20 years younger than what? :confused1:........The Sphinx?
Don't get yourself all worked up, old man. Guys in your age bracket have been dropping like flies lately. ac_biggrin ....And I'm only saying that because I care. :laugh3:
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Kind of a freaky visual, isn't it? :laugh:
Freaky or not I'd pay to see it.
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What, are you into clown sex? :laugh3:
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20 years younger than what? :confused1:........The Sphinx?
Don't get yourself all worked up, old man. Guys in your age bracket have been dropping like flies lately. ac_biggrin ....And I'm only saying that because I care. :laugh3:
The sphinx is weathered and deteriorated.
I am not.
Instead of blaming your wop ancestry for your traffic roundabout girth, why not give the rest of your body the same exercise you give your sausage fingers, and actually expend energy on something useful? Like reducing your body size to be able to fit in an ambulance when that overclocked ticker of yours finally busts a mainspring.
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "Renee"
20 years younger than what? :confused1:........The Sphinx?
Don't get yourself all worked up, old man. Guys in your age bracket have been dropping like flies lately. ac_biggrin ....And I'm only saying that because I care. :laugh3:
The sphinx is weathered and deteriorated.
I am not.
Instead of blaming your wop ancestry for your traffic roundabout girth, why not give the rest of your body the same exercise you give your sausage fingers, and actually expend energy on something useful? Like reducing your body size to be able to fit in an ambulance when that overclocked ticker of yours finally busts a mainspring.
Okay we won't use the words "weathered"and "deteriorated" we'll stick to "old" and "decrepit".
BTW, funny you should mention "reducing" because that's exactly what your whole generation is doing as we speak.
And while we are on the subject of "mainsprings", I'd be a little more concerned about yours if I were you. I imagine parts for that antique thing are getting harder to come by and quite costly compared to the usefullness of the machine that it's running.
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:laugh3: You have no idea how many dicks I've thrown away. Perfectly good ones too,......ones with perfectly functioning hydraulics.
You know the kind I'm talking about....the kind you wish you still had. :laugh3:
So you are saying that the Chief Inspector needs help to raise the flag? His noodle has been boiled? His willy has the wobbles? He has a bent rod? His nightstick no longer packs a wallop?
Hey, it eventually happens when a man has more years behind him than he does in front. You shouldn't make fun of him, what you really need to do is send a sympathy card to your friend RW. ac_cool
Unless I live to be about 97, I have more years in the rearview mirror than in the windshield.
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Old man, you try too hard.
FYI, You have live people reading this shit, the object is not to try and put them to sleep.
I'm not even warmed up, meatsack.
I've been told privately to pick on someone my own size.
I'd need to gain 50kg to slap on you.
Warmed up??? The best a shriveled old corpse like you could hope for is room temperature. In fact, that would explain the smell.
Fuck off, Inspector Long Balls. You might be the terror of the wheel chair circuit but around here you ain't shit.
Nothing shrivelled here, pillow tits. As you well know, I look 20 years younger.
Have you ever thought about looking 20 lbs lighter?
20 years younger than what? :confused1:........The Sphinx?
Don't get yourself all worked up, old man. Guys in your age bracket have been dropping like flies lately. ac_biggrin ....And
I| can tell.
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "Renee"
20 years younger than what? :confused1:........The Sphinx?
Don't get yourself all worked up, old man. Guys in your age bracket have been dropping like flies lately. ac_biggrin ....And I'm only saying that because I care. :laugh3:
The sphinx is weathered and deteriorated.
I am not.
Instead of blaming your wop ancestry for your traffic roundabout girth, why not give the rest of your body the same exercise you give your sausage fingers, and actually expend energy on something useful? Like reducing your body size to be able to fit in an ambulance when that overclocked ticker of yours finally busts a mainspring.
:panda:
:MG_216:
Now that's funny,.....I care who you are. :laugh3:
How can you tell if you left Renee at the petrol station?
The car feels faster, is getting better gas mileage, and is suddenly sitting straight on the road without leaning to the right.