Title: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:10:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:10:01 PM
1. I think "loading the dishwasher" means getting the old lady drunk.
2. When I cut the grass I found a car.
3. I think the stock market has a fence around it.
4. I own a homemade fur coat.
5. My old lady has said "come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6. I read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
7. Birds are attracted to my beard.
8. I have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
9. I think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
10. I clean my fingernails with a stick.
11. A can of RAID is kept on the kitchen table.
12. My mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list every year.
13. There are more than five empty Tim Horton's cups on the floor of my pick up.
14. I think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
15. I have been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
16. My CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
17. My tattoos are financed.
18. I prefer car keys to Q-tips.
19. I fill my deer tag on the golf course.
20. When someone asks to see my ID I show them my belt buckle.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:16:34 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:16:34 PM
These are not mine, but I did Hermanize them.Quote from: "Herman"
1. I think "loading the dishwasher" means getting the old lady drunk.
2. When I cut the grass I found a car.
3. I think the stock market has a fence around it.
4. I own a homemade fur coat.
5. My old lady has said "come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
6. I read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
7. Birds are attracted to my beard.
8. I have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
9. I think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
10. I clean my fingernails with a stick.
11. A can of RAID is kept on the kitchen table.
12. My mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list every year.
13. There are more than five Tim Horton's cups on the floor of my pick up.
14. I think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
15. I have been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
16. My CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
17. My tattoos are financed.
18. I prefer car keys to Q-tips.
19. I fill my deer tag on the golf course.
20. When someone asks to see my ID I show them my belt buckle.
Very funny Herman..
Good job Hermanizing them.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:20:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:20:07 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:29:19 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 08:29:19 PM
What's the difference between a redneck and white trash?Quote from: "Shen Li"
I can understand the confusion among people that cannot differentiate between the two cultures.
Rednecks
Rednecks come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Typically Caucasian, but other ethnicities have evolved through mixed marriages. Most Redneck women attire fits no specific fashion standards. Wal-Mart & K-Mart specials and whatever they can find in the local thrift store is typically what they will outfit themselves in. It's usually way to baggy or too tight depending on how good the sale was. Men can be seen outfitted in anything from overalls to cowboy shirts and sporting those well worn wrangler jeans topped off with either cowboy boots, hiking boots or worn down sneakers. Plaid is a favorite color scheme of most Redneck men and even women. You'll also see them sporting their favorite T-shirt acquired by the local truck or tool dealer that gave them out at the fair years ago. A Rednecks favorite event to attend is the Monster Truck rally, the Tractor pull, and of course any Rodeo of any size. The a-fore mentioned are also considered acceptable places to take your wife or girlfriend out on a date or even to celebrate their anniversary. A Rednecks favorite beverage is typically cheap beer, but don't be surprised if you see them knocking back the occasional wine cooler to impress the "ladies". Now, unless you're dealing with a good 'ol boy who doesn't drink, then his favorite beverage might would be Pepsi or Mountain Dew. The Rednecks I grew up around may seem a little uneducated, and slightly ignorant to y'all, but they really would do anything for their neighbors and even a complete stranger. These guys would literally give you the plaid shirt off their back!
White Trash
Typically White Trash can be distinguished by the way they dress and act. For example most women will be seen wearing halter tops with fat rolls hanging out and daisy duke shorts and these are the women in their forties and fifties even! Men will generally be seen wearing "wife beater" tank tops as they have acquired that name because of the type of men who wear them are usually White Trash and unfortunately beat their wives from time to time. These folks generally reside in single wide trailers in a very trashy trailer park. Meth labs and marijuana farmers are quite prevalent in these areas. When a White Trash woman is pregnant it's not uncommon to see her hanging out at bars smoking and drinking with a T-Shirt that says "knocked Up". If you're wondering who is abusing the bulk of the welfare system than the White Trash Folk is who your dealing with.
First of all the main reason it's so hard to tell the difference white trash and rednecks like me is because so many of us people end up having "mixed marriages". Ever heard the term "shot-gun wedding"? Well some believe that initially originated from a "White Trash" marrying a "Redneck"
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 09:23:28 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 09:23:28 PM
What's the difference between a redneck and white trash?Quote from: "Shen Li"
I can understand the confusion among people that cannot differentiate between the two cultures.
Rednecks
Rednecks come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Typically Caucasian, but other ethnicities have evolved through mixed marriages. Most Redneck women attire fits no specific fashion standards. Wal-Mart & K-Mart specials and whatever they can find in the local thrift store is typically what they will outfit themselves in. It's usually way to baggy or too tight depending on how good the sale was. Men can be seen outfitted in anything from overalls to cowboy shirts and sporting those well worn wrangler jeans topped off with either cowboy boots, hiking boots or worn down sneakers. Plaid is a favorite color scheme of most Redneck men and even women. You'll also see them sporting their favorite T-shirt acquired by the local truck or tool dealer that gave them out at the fair years ago. A Rednecks favorite event to attend is the Monster Truck rally, the Tractor pull, and of course any Rodeo of any size. The a-fore mentioned are also considered acceptable places to take your wife or girlfriend out on a date or even to celebrate their anniversary. A Rednecks favorite beverage is typically cheap beer, but don't be surprised if you see them knocking back the occasional wine cooler to impress the "ladies". Now, unless you're dealing with a good 'ol boy who doesn't drink, then his favorite beverage might would be Pepsi or Mountain Dew. The Rednecks I grew up around may seem a little uneducated, and slightly ignorant to y'all, but they really would do anything for their neighbors and even a complete stranger. These guys would literally give you the plaid shirt off their back!
White Trash
Typically White Trash can be distinguished by the way they dress and act. For example most women will be seen wearing halter tops with fat rolls hanging out and daisy duke shorts and these are the women in their forties and fifties even! Men will generally be seen wearing "wife beater" tank tops as they have acquired that name because of the type of men who wear them are usually White Trash and unfortunately beat their wives from time to time. These folks generally reside in single wide trailers in a very trashy trailer park. Meth labs and marijuana farmers are quite prevalent in these areas. When a White Trash woman is pregnant it's not uncommon to see her hanging out at bars smoking and drinking with a T-Shirt that says "knocked Up". If you're wondering who is abusing the bulk of the welfare system than the White Trash Folk is who your dealing with.
First of all the main reason it's so hard to tell the difference white trash and rednecks like me is because so many of us people end up having "mixed marriages". Ever heard the term "shot-gun wedding"? Well some believe that initially originated from a "White Trash" marrying a "Redneck"
Where are hillbillies Herm? Please don't tell me that once vibrant culture has been assimilated?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: RW on January 21, 2016, 09:44:30 PM
Post by: RW on January 21, 2016, 09:44:30 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 10:02:56 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 10:02:56 PM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 10:25:42 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2016, 10:25:42 PM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 01:38:29 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 01:38:29 AM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 01:46:35 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 01:46:35 AM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
:confused1:
Don't tell me you have never been shitfaced on barrel wash? Next you will be saying you have never even rolled your own smokes.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on January 22, 2016, 06:03:21 AM
Post by: Renee on January 22, 2016, 06:03:21 AM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
:confused1:
Don't tell me you have never been shitfaced on barrel wash? Next you will be saying you have never even rolled your own smokes.:laugh3:
I'm pretty certain Fash has never had "barrel wash".
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 08:55:02 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 08:55:02 AM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
:confused1:
Don't tell me you have never been shitfaced on barrel wash? Next you will be saying you have never even rolled your own smokes.:laugh3:
I'm pretty certain Fash has never had "barrel wash".:yuk: :laugh3:
What is barrel wash?
Is that economy sized mouth wash?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on January 22, 2016, 09:41:57 AM
Post by: Renee on January 22, 2016, 09:41:57 AM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
:confused1:
Don't tell me you have never been shitfaced on barrel wash? Next you will be saying you have never even rolled your own smokes.:laugh3:
I'm pretty certain Fash has never had "barrel wash".:yuk: :laugh3:
What is barrel wash?
Is that economy sized mouth wash?
It's when you take an old used wooden whiskey barrel, fill it with water and let sit in the sun for an extended period of time.
The whiskey that had soaked into the wood previously leeches out into the water. What you are left with is this nasty watered down whiskey like fluid that's really unfit for human consumption........Barrel Wash.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:39:30 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:39:30 AM
It's when you take an old used wooden whiskey barrel, fill it with water and let sit in the sun for an extended period of time.
The whiskey that had soaked into the wood previously leeches out into the water. What you are left with is this nasty watered down whiskey like fluid that's really unfit for human consumption........Barrel Wash.:beurk:
EEEEEWWWWW, that's just fucking nasty.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 01:04:09 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 01:04:09 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: J0E on January 22, 2016, 02:04:32 PM
Post by: J0E on January 22, 2016, 02:04:32 PM
Warning tho': Please be Advised. Extremely Coarse & Subject Matter. Proceed to view at your own risk. May be offensive to some here.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 02:07:21 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 02:07:21 PM
Well, since someone posted a thread about rednecks, here's an appropriate video which may fit the bill:Quote from: "J0E"
Warning tho': Please be Advised. Extremely Coarse & Subject Matter. Proceed to view at your own risk. May be offensive to some here.
I am offended. I have worked on drilling and service rigs for thirty years. My virgin ears have never been exposed to potty mouths.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 02:40:56 PM
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 02:40:56 PM
Hillbillies own rifles, drive tractors to town because they don't own a car that will make it there reliably, have the same number of teeth as you do fingers on one hand (that rule still counts if you are missing fingers), they've had little to no schooling and often have incestuous relations.Quote from: "RW"
And apertifs are made in a barrel.
:confused1:
Don't tell me you have never been shitfaced on barrel wash? Next you will be saying you have never even rolled your own smokes.:laugh3:
I'm pretty certain Fash has never had "barrel wash".:yuk: :laugh3:
What is barrel wash?
Is that economy sized mouth wash?
It's when you take an old used wooden whiskey barrel, fill it with water and let sit in the sun for an extended period of time.
The whiskey that had soaked into the wood previously leeches out into the water. What you are left with is this nasty watered down whiskey like fluid that's really unfit for human consumption........Barrel Wash.:beurk:
And here I thought Old English was bad!
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 02:49:12 PM
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 02:49:12 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 03:19:02 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 03:19:02 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on January 22, 2016, 04:47:03 PM
Post by: Renee on January 22, 2016, 04:47:03 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Yeah, me too.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 05:30:19 PM
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 05:30:19 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?
He's a lover of fine whisky. I think he might have a coronary reading about barrel wash hahaha
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 05:30:47 PM
Post by: RW on January 22, 2016, 05:30:47 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Yeah, me too.:001_rolleyes:
Try to contain your excitement would ya?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 06:31:40 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 06:31:40 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?
He's a lover of fine whisky. I think he might have a coronary reading about barrel wash hahaha
Barrel wash is fine whisky in suburban Kindersley.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 22, 2016, 07:33:16 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on January 22, 2016, 07:33:16 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 08:00:55 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 08:00:55 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?
Fuck you, mainlander.
I drink $100 single malts, than you VERY much.
Not that rancid rice wine they concoct in China using sorgum, battery acid and yak urine.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 08:02:42 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 08:02:42 PM
Well, since someone posted a thread about rednecks, here's an appropriate video which may fit the bill:Quote from: "J0E"
Warning tho': Please be Advised. Extremely Coarse & Subject Matter. Proceed to view at your own risk. May be offensive to some here.
I am offended. I have worked on drilling and service rigs for thirty years. My virgin ears have never been exposed to potty mouths.:laugh3:
That's some classic Zappa right there, may he rest in peace.
Jimmy Carl Black trying to sing, Zappa trying to play the drums, Flo and Eddie singing discordant backing vocals.
They don't make them like that any more.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:01:37 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:01:37 PM
I also can't wait for Mr. Crowley to read this hahahaQuote from: "RW"
Does he imbibe in hillbilly swill too?
Fuck you, mainlander.
I drink $100 single malts, than you VERY much.
Not that rancid rice wine they concoct in China using sorgum, battery acid and yak urine.
:yuk:
Have you tried barrel wash Mr.Crowley?
It doesn't sound like it should be legal.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 10:32:50 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 10:32:50 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:39:23 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:39:23 PM
I'd have as much chance of sipping that engine cleaner as Shen would have of holidaying in Taiwan.Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
:yuk:
I'll take that as a no.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:53:19 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 10:53:19 PM
I'd have as much chance of sipping that engine cleaner as Shen would have of holidaying in Taiwan.Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
:yuk:
You don't know what you are missing brother. Cold wieners, mustard and barrel wash. That's a redneck feast---YEE HAW.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 11:08:37 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 11:08:37 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 11:17:50 PM
Yeah, bro...but I ain't no redneck. I don't eat grits and gator pies, drive a pickup, or grow as much facial hair as possible to hide my throwback birth defects.Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
That's Southern US rednecks. Prairie rednecks like our pickups and beards, but our pies are made from badgers and we eat pancakes with Saskatoon berry syrup.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 11:33:19 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 22, 2016, 11:33:19 PM
We TRUE southern boys don't got badgers and Saskatoon berries, but.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 11:39:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2016, 11:39:26 PM
Yep, them southern rednecks sho talk and smell funny. Why'd they carry more guns on their pickups than a military patrol, and fit high beam lights that can scorch ya like sunburn?Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
We TRUE southern boys don't got badgers and Saskatoon berries, but.
This redneck gave away his rifles. My sister's boys have them now. They keep my freezer stocked with venison and moose. Good trade off. I still have a 22 I keep for birds around my farm. I have a 12 gauge I use for badgers. The holes they dig break the legs of cows.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2016, 12:43:49 AM
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2016, 12:43:49 AM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2016, 05:18:32 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2016, 05:18:32 PM
I forgot to say that snowmobiles are an essential part of the Saskatchewan redneck experience.Quote from: "Herman"
I have been on a snowmobile before. All that snow in my face was not an enjoyable experience.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Bricktop on January 23, 2016, 06:05:52 PM
Post by: Bricktop on January 23, 2016, 06:05:52 PM
I forgot to say that snowmobiles are an essential part of the Saskatchewan redneck experience.Quote from: "Herman"
They never took on, here.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: RW on January 23, 2016, 08:00:16 PM
Post by: RW on January 23, 2016, 08:00:16 PM
I forgot to say that snowmobiles are an essential part of the Saskatchewan redneck experience.Quote from: "Herman"
Here in BC too but we have mountains to drive em up.
I have a picture of me on one drinking a Canadian back when I was a teenager. hahaha
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2016, 08:11:03 PM
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2016, 08:11:03 PM
I forgot to say that snowmobiles are an essential part of the Saskatchewan redneck experience.Quote from: "Herman"
I have been on a snowmobile before. All that snow in my face was not an enjoyable experience.
It's like a toboggan only faster.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:39:59 PM
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2016, 05:39:59 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 01, 2016, 02:50:45 PM
Post by: Renee on April 01, 2016, 02:50:45 PM
I just saw Tonya Harding on the satellite. What a redneck princess.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Was it the "Wedding Video"?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2016, 03:03:42 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2016, 03:03:42 PM
I just saw Tonya Harding on the satellite. What a redneck princess.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Was it the "Wedding Video"?:laugh3:
It was world's dumbest I forget whatever, but she was one of the hosts. What a redneck she is. I love her.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 01, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
Post by: Renee on April 01, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
I just saw Tonya Harding on the satellite. What a redneck princess.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Was it the "Wedding Video"?:laugh3:
It was world's dumbest I forget whatever, but she was one of the hosts. What a redneck she is. I love her.ac_lovestruck
Professing love for Tonya Harding is definitely a forum first....in fact, it might even be an internet first.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2016, 04:30:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2016, 04:30:22 PM
I just saw Tonya Harding on the satellite. What a redneck princess.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Was it the "Wedding Video"?:laugh3:
It was world's dumbest I forget whatever, but she was one of the hosts. What a redneck she is. I love her.ac_lovestruck
Professing love for Tonya Harding is definitely a forum first....in fact, it might even be an internet first.:laugh3:
We have so much in common. But, I would have broken Nancy Kerrigan's right leg myself.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 01, 2016, 05:17:53 PM
Post by: Renee on April 01, 2016, 05:17:53 PM
I just saw Tonya Harding on the satellite. What a redneck princess.Quote from: "Herman":laugh3:
Was it the "Wedding Video"?:laugh3:
It was world's dumbest I forget whatever, but she was one of the hosts. What a redneck she is. I love her.ac_lovestruck
Professing love for Tonya Harding is definitely a forum first....in fact, it might even be an internet first.:laugh3: We have so much in common. But, I would have broken Nancy Kerrigan's right leg myself.
That took guts.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2016, 09:05:54 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2016, 09:05:54 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 02, 2016, 11:50:48 AM
Post by: Renee on April 02, 2016, 11:50:48 AM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 11:52:25 AM
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 11:52:25 AM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.:laugh3:
Thanks Renee, I thought I heard her name in something like that.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 12:57:57 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 12:57:57 PM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.:laugh3:
She's fucking sad.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 02, 2016, 01:24:38 PM
Post by: Renee on April 02, 2016, 01:24:38 PM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.:laugh3:
She's fucking sad.
Hey, what fuck is a washed up mediocre sports figure with no endorsements and no prospects supposed to do to make a buck?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 01:26:17 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 01:26:17 PM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.:laugh3:
She's fucking sad.
Hey, what fuck is a washed up mediocre sports figure with no endorsements and no prospects supposed to do to make a buck?
Oh I know, she is the figure skating equivalent of Mike Tyson.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 02, 2016, 01:55:07 PM
Post by: Renee on April 02, 2016, 01:55:07 PM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.:laugh3:
She's fucking sad.
Hey, what fuck is a washed up mediocre sports figure with no endorsements and no prospects supposed to do to make a buck?
Oh I know, she is the figure skating equivalent of Mike Tyson.
Hey, Tyson has his shit together lately. Trailer trash Tonya......not so much.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 01:57:26 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 01:57:26 PM
Didn't Tonya Harding become a wrestler or a boxer?Quote from: "Fashionista"
I believe she had a short lived boxing career.
She fought a bunch of bums and retired pretty.:laugh3:
She's fucking sad.
Hey, what fuck is a washed up mediocre sports figure with no endorsements and no prospects supposed to do to make a buck?
Oh I know, she is the figure skating equivalent of Mike Tyson.
Hey, Tyson has his shit together lately. Trailer trash Tonya......not so much.
He does? Has he given up chewing on ears?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 03:25:01 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2016, 03:25:01 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Renee on April 03, 2016, 09:59:08 AM
Post by: Renee on April 03, 2016, 09:59:08 AM
Where has Ms Kerrigan disappeared too?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Faded into obscurity.
BTW, welcome to the forum, hope you stick around and enjoy the abuse.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on April 03, 2016, 12:34:34 PM
Post by: @realAzhyaAryola on April 03, 2016, 12:34:34 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
I drink $100 single malts, than you VERY much.
A hunnert bucks doesn't go as far as it used to in the liquor store, I've noticed.
The last whiskey I ever hope to buy was Old Fitzgerald, which was at the time a six year old 86 proof Bourbon with a bit of wheat, rather than rye, in the corn mash. It was then an upper middle tier whiskey that sold for about six dollars a fifth (757ml.) It's now over twice that much and is considered a bottom shelf bottle. The distillery offers premium, super premium and ultra premium labels that are still Old Fitz but you can easily pay up to fifty bucks for a (new) fifth. This proliferation of up-labeled whiskies seems very foolish to a hillbilly like me. It has taken the drinking of spirits out of the hands of Real Men and turned it into a sipping competition for effete snobs.
I could say the same for rye whiskeys as for corn whiskey. In my drinking days, Scotch drinkers tended to be a bit more self-consciously snobbish than Bourbon drinkers but rarely needed to go beyond Johnnie Red or Dewars. There were only a couple of Irish ryes on the US market then, and American rye was nearly extinct. Whatever your preference, your fifth of whisky without the "e" was only gonna set you back ten bucks or less, out the door. And while I can understand and even appreciate the newer preference for single malts over blended Scotches, I also think a lot of people who get suckered into paying more than 25 bucks for ordinary everyday sipping whiskey/whisky are just snobbish chumps who probably couldn't tell the difference between the Glenlivet and the Glenmorangie in a blind test...nor, presumably, would they miss the two Franklins they had wasted on marketing hype.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 02:47:52 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 02:47:52 PM
Professing love for Tonya Harding is definitely a forum first....in fact, it might even be an internet first.:laugh3:
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 03:32:41 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 03:32:41 PM
Where has Ms Kerrigan disappeared too?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Faded into obscurity.
BTW, welcome to the forum, hope you stick around and enjoy the abuse.ac_biggrin
I hope so too minus the abuse.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 05:59:51 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2016, 05:59:51 PM
Where has Ms Kerrigan disappeared too?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Faded into obscurity.
BTW, welcome to the forum, hope you stick around and enjoy the abuse.ac_biggrin
Thank you Renee. I like what I see so far. I work at odd times so my posting will vary.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2016, 03:34:07 PM
Where has Ms Kerrigan disappeared too?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Faded into obscurity.
BTW, welcome to the forum, hope you stick around and enjoy the abuse.ac_biggrin
Thank you Renee. I like what I see so far. I work at odd times so my posting will vary.
You must be in a pool though. Someone with your seniority would not be on a spareboard.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2016, 04:11:35 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2016, 04:11:35 PM
Where has Ms Kerrigan disappeared too?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Faded into obscurity.
BTW, welcome to the forum, hope you stick around and enjoy the abuse.ac_biggrin
Thank you Renee. I like what I see so far. I work at odd times so my posting will vary.
You must be in a pool though. Someone with your seniority would not be on a spareboard.
I'm in the East pool. I have not been on the spareboard in over 20 years.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2016, 07:39:48 PM
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2016, 07:39:48 PM
Where has Ms Kerrigan disappeared too?Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Faded into obscurity.
BTW, welcome to the forum, hope you stick around and enjoy the abuse.ac_biggrin
Thank you Renee. I like what I see so far. I work at odd times so my posting will vary.
You must be in a pool though. Someone with your seniority would not be on a spareboard.
I'm in the East pool. I have not been on the spareboard in over 20 years.
That must not be much of a life.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Lance Leftardashian on July 11, 2016, 04:22:14 PM
Post by: Lance Leftardashian on July 11, 2016, 04:22:14 PM
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: cc on July 11, 2016, 04:53:43 PM
Post by: cc on July 11, 2016, 04:53:43 PM
You push the ideology that is based on hate and submission
They both meet the very definition of bigotry ... you BIGOT TROLL!!!
Say Lefty!! I see you are on a posting tear. Is Mommy out so you can sneak some time on her computer again?
Edit - OMG. I was talking to a fucking troll
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
I can't see how someone in this day and age could be proud of being a bigot.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
If Herman is a bigot(he's not), I wish there more bigots just like him.
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2016, 08:34:20 PM
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2016, 08:34:20 PM
I can't see how someone in this day and age could be proud of being a bigot.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
Lanny, thank you for being this old redneck's biggest fan
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: JOE on July 12, 2016, 02:05:59 AM
Post by: JOE on July 12, 2016, 02:05:59 AM
I can't see how someone in this day and age could be proud of being a bigot.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
Lanny, thank you for being this old redneck's biggest fan
There's jes' too many rednecks in this forum!
Way too many, eh Herm?
Title: Re: Why I am a Redneck
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2016, 12:24:57 PM
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2016, 12:24:57 PM
I can't see how someone in this day and age could be proud of being a bigot.Quote from: "Lance Leftardashian"
Lanny, thank you for being this old redneck's biggest fan
There's jes' too many rednecks in this forum!
Way too many, eh Herm?
Too many sixty year old virgins.