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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Anonymous on January 25, 2016, 11:52:22 PM

Title: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2016, 11:52:22 PM
After many years and thanks to the collaboration of the world's best scientific researchers there has been a revolutionary discovery this year: the underwear patch. This greatest invention of the twenty first century is a patch placed inside the underwear which filters any unpleasant odors to a nice mint smell. Why didn't we think of it before...



And the Nobel Prize goes to...



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Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: RW on January 25, 2016, 11:53:15 PM
Hey Keeper!  At last eh?



/runs away
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2016, 11:58:16 PM
Quote from: "RW"Hey Keeper!  At last eh?



/runs away

Aha, no wonder he's single. Hey Keeps, this will improve ur social life. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 12:49:24 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"After many years and thanks to the collaboration of the world's best scientific researchers there has been a revolutionary discovery this year: the underwear patch. This greatest invention of the twenty first century is a patch placed inside the underwear which filters any unpleasant odors to a nice mint smell. Why didn't we think of it before...



And the Nobel Prize goes to...



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Oh my goodness.

 :ohmy:
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 12:51:30 AM
^Hey, lots of people have this problem. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You are aren't alone either. Keeps is just as flatulent as you are. ac_toofunny
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 01:39:04 AM
Hey, is that an air freshener?



No, I just farted. :laugh3:
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: keeper on January 26, 2016, 01:48:56 AM
Quote from: "RW"Hey Keeper!  At last eh?



/runs away


 :2r4ml1j_th:



No more pictures for YOU!! acc_angry
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: RW on January 26, 2016, 02:07:30 AM
I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:

They are visible?
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Renee on January 26, 2016, 07:07:26 AM
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: RW on January 26, 2016, 11:26:11 AM
OMG!



 ac_lmfao
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin

Hey, oh wait, you don't mean me.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Renee on January 26, 2016, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin

Hey, oh wait, you don't mean me.


No, not you.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 01:51:04 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin

Hey, oh wait, you don't mean me.


No, not you.

I know. :laugh3:
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: RW on January 26, 2016, 06:17:25 PM
HAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2016, 11:22:43 PM
I had someone in my pick up today that could have used a pair of those drawers-----PU.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2016, 05:37:40 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I had someone in my pick up today that could have used a pair of those drawers-----PU.

I've taken elevators where I had to get off before my floor the air was so polluted.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: RW on January 27, 2016, 05:39:28 PM
People who fart in elevators have a special place in hell waiting for them.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2016, 06:09:37 PM
Quote from: "RW"People who fart in elevators have a special place in hell waiting for them.

The last time this happened the guilty prick was laughing about it.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: RW on January 27, 2016, 06:23:26 PM
I would have punched him in the dick.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2016, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: "RW"I would have punched him in the dick.

That would mean going near the smelly bastard.
Title: Re: The Perfect Gift For Gassy People
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2016, 07:20:44 PM
The old lady and I were in a cab in Regina with a driver who didn't cut the cheese, but my God did he need a shower and some clean clothes.
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