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The Flame Pit => The Guest Nest => Topic started by: RW on February 13, 2016, 12:46:18 PM

Title: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 12:46:18 PM
You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 12:48:27 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world.  And I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 02:00:08 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

I would call them amateurs, but that word doesn't express how inept they are. They are so fucking dull, dull, dull. Did I mention how dull they are?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 02:36:32 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

I would call them amateurs, but that word doesn't express how inept they are. They are so fucking dull, dull, dull. Did I mention how dull they are?

Your forum sounds like the name of the gay bar in Police Academy. Did you ever notice or are you too much of a BULL dike and never noticed? I heard your mom posts here. Did she finger you in both holes as a kid? Your temper suggests you've been fingered as a child.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 02:44:14 PM
To scared to answer me BB?  Do I intimidate you like I do the rest of your mouth breathing brethren?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 02:44:57 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

Put their act on stage at the shittiest little bar on open mic night and they would be heckled until they left. If they did not leave they would be dodging beer bottles. These fools are trying so hard to be funny and failing badly.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 02:46:12 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

You're just humorless is all. The bastards are mostly fun loving, but certain ones have the capability of exposing your dirtiest secrets. Don't ask how they know. Just think of everything in your life you don't want people to know and that's what everyone will know about you.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 02:50:21 PM
I'm not really a secrets kind of gal as you have probably read on VF.  Feel free to exploit any or all of it for your childish purposes.  It's nothing that hasn't been done before.  If you need ammo, lemme know and I'll hook you up.



I'm so fucking helpful :)
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 02:51:09 PM
Quote from: "RW"To scared to answer me BB?  Do I intimidate you like I do the rest of your mouth breathing brethren?

Why are you obsessed with us bastards? You must get something out of it since you aren't banning us, cause I don't give care if you do.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 02:54:16 PM
Quote from: "RW"I'm not really a secrets kind of gal as you have probably read on VF.  Feel free to exploit any or all of it for your childish purposes.  It's nothing that hasn't been done before.  If you need ammo, lemme know and I'll hook you up.



I'm so fucking helpful :)

I didn't say it would be me, cause I'm too nice to play lowball like that. I'm just saying, cause I've seen it done before. Maybe you don't have anything to hide, but what about others here who do?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 03:17:00 PM
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"To scared to answer me BB?  Do I intimidate you like I do the rest of your mouth breathing brethren?

Why are you obsessed with us bastards? You must get something out of it since you aren't banning us, cause I don't give care if you do.

I'm just seeing what you're made of before you're banned.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 03:18:24 PM
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"I'm not really a secrets kind of gal as you have probably read on VF.  Feel free to exploit any or all of it for your childish purposes.  It's nothing that hasn't been done before.  If you need ammo, lemme know and I'll hook you up.



I'm so fucking helpful :)

I didn't say it would be me, cause I'm too nice to play lowball like that. I'm just saying, cause I've seen it done before. Maybe you don't have anything to hide, but what about others here who do?

Maybe people should get their own lives before prying into those of others. :)
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"To scared to answer me BB?  Do I intimidate you like I do the rest of your mouth breathing brethren?

Why are you obsessed with us bastards? You must get something out of it since you aren't banning us, cause I don't give care if you do.

I'm just seeing what you're made of before you're banned.

Thought you already knew that. Judging from your OP, you have all the info you need. Ban away. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 03:20:37 PM
Maybe I'll keep you as a pet and ban your little friends instead :)
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 03:20:59 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

I would guess a bit of both?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 03:21:46 PM
Definitely.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: "RW"Maybe I'll keep you as a pet and ban you're little friends instead :)

My "little friends" can handle their own. As far as pets, I poop on the rug a lot. Are you ok with that?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Aryan on February 13, 2016, 03:29:11 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D




Oh please this snorefest of a forum has been crying out for a big slap on the ass (probably like you) for ages now, and the past couple of day's antics have been long overdue.





You can thank me later.   :wink:
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 03:32:00 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D




Oh please this snorefest of a forum has been crying out for a big slap on the ass (probably like you) for ages now, and the past couple of day's antics have been long overdue.





You can thank me later.   :wink:

Actually, just the opposite SCOUSE..



Very poor attempts at humour are boring to us.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Aryan on February 13, 2016, 03:33:38 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

I would call them amateurs, but that word doesn't express how inept they are. They are so fucking dull, dull, dull. Did I mention how dull they are?


And you ya grumpy chinky twat are one of the biggest examples of sexually frustrated middle aged women around online encountered yet..





For the love of ALLAH get your husband to fuck you and WUV YOO WONG THYMEEE! Or failing that just shove a cucumber up there, then perhaps you can start poasting like a normal human being and not a moody, grouchy oriental slut!
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 03:34:12 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D

I would call them amateurs, but that word doesn't express how inept they are. They are so fucking dull, dull, dull. Did I mention how dull they are?


And you ya grumpy chinky twat are one of the biggest examples of sexually frustrated middle aged women around online encountered so far!





For the love of ALLAH get your husband to fuck you and WUV YOO WONG THYMEEE! Or failing that just shove a cucumber up there, then perhaps you can start poasting like a normal human being and not a moody, grouchy oriental slut!

 ac_boring
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: UncleDilf on February 13, 2016, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D




TROLOLLOLOLO!!!



And who are you???



Be happy that your forum with the name "The Blue cashew"  ac_biggrin has now real SUPERSTARS!!!



And I give you an advise. Play fair. Trust me. You dont wanna make trouble here ;) SEEK and YOU SHALL RECEIVE is our mantra!



So cool down with the insults, or we might start with YOUR first secret being made public ;) And trust me, you won't log in. Thats sure!  :icon_wink:



UncleDiLF
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Aryan on February 13, 2016, 03:37:04 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "RW"You've been around for a day or so now and I have to say, you are a bunch of the most boring ass trolls I've seen on the interwebs to date.  You're the pre-schoolers of the troll world and I'm being kind.



My question to you is whether or not you bore yourselves as well as us or if your so intellectually challenged that you actually find yourselves entertaining?



I look forward to your answers. :D




Oh please this snorefest of a forum has been crying out for a big slap on the ass (probably like you) for ages now, and the past couple of day's antics have been long overdue.





You can thank me later.   :wink:

Actually, just the opposite SCOUSE..



Very poor attempts at humour are boring to us.


Well it must be preferable to  the usual array of muslim hatred and ummmmmmm, well thats about it isnt on here really?  ac_dunno
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: UncleDilf on February 13, 2016, 03:38:27 PM
Ahoy SCOUSE!!!



The next pack of young crazy ones from 4chan are ready to come to a new "Forum" ;) Shall we let them in ?? LOL
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Aryan on February 13, 2016, 03:43:28 PM
Quote from: "UncleDilf"Ahoy SCOUSE!!!



The next pack of young crazy ones from 4chan are ready to come to a new "Forum" ;) Shall we let them in ?? LOL


I dont think unleashing anyone else on here would be fair as they seem to be struggling already  :laugh:
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: UncleDilf on February 13, 2016, 03:45:52 PM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"
Quote from: "UncleDilf"Ahoy SCOUSE!!!



The next pack of young crazy ones from 4chan are ready to come to a new "Forum" ;) Shall we let them in ?? LOL


I dont think unleashing anyone else on here would be fair as they seem to be struggling already  :laugh:




Okay. They are ready and hungry. Just give me a sign.



So what do you think of this board?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 03:46:05 PM
Quote from: "UncleDilf"Ahoy SCOUSE!!!



The next pack of young crazy ones from 4chan are ready to come to a new "Forum" ;) Shall we let them in ?? LOL

Sure, why not..



As hard as you try, you don't upset, sorry.



Maybe the next group will succeed where you failed.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 03:48:39 PM
One down.  Who's next?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: cc on February 13, 2016, 03:51:18 PM
Beware. New kindergarten attack imminent



Hide the adults
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 03:54:18 PM
DiLF isn't here anymore Mrs. Torrance.



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Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 03:54:44 PM
Quote from: "RW"One down.  Who's next?

Who cares RW? The most boring trolls I have ever seen. This is the new and improved VF?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 13, 2016, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"One down.  Who's next?

Who cares RW? The most boring trolls I have ever seen. This is the new and improved VF?

I wasn't upset by them..



But, I was surprised by how much effort they put into trying.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 05:48:19 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"One down.  Who's next?

Who cares RW? The most boring trolls I have ever seen. This is the new and improved VF?

I wasn't upset by them..



But, I was surprised by how much effort they put into trying.

Yeah. The problem is that you think we are trying to upset you. You're taking it personal if you think that's what anyone was trying to do.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 07:04:45 PM
So you are just dinks without a purpose?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 08:30:55 PM
Quote from: "RW"So you are just dinks without a purpose?

Possibly. Does there have to be meaning in everything? What the hell is a dink?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 08:35:09 PM
Why does no one know what a dink is?



It is a penis.  A dick.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: "RW"Why does no one know what a dink is?



It is a penis.  A dick.

Oh, are you Canadian? They have funny words. I'm from down south.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 08:42:32 PM
Yep.  Canadian.



Are youse from Kentucky?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Bricktop on February 13, 2016, 08:42:51 PM
I'm Australian.



I'm even further south.



Ring a bell, sweetcheeks?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 08:46:16 PM
Quote from: "RW"Yep.  Canadian.



Are youse from Kentucky?

Why do you ask? Are you in Saskatchewan?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 08:47:42 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I'm Australian.



I'm even further south.



Ring a bell, sweetcheeks?

I don't cohort with a culture that began from banished British convicts.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 08:49:12 PM
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"Yep.  Canadian.



Are youse from Kentucky?

Why do you ask? Are you in Saskatchewan?

Awww are you a paranoid little peanut?  I'm from BC (above WA).
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 08:53:22 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"Yep.  Canadian.



Are youse from Kentucky?

Why do you ask? Are you in Saskatchewan?

Awww are you a paranoid little peanut?  I'm from BC (above WA).

Kentucky is a great state! Commonwealth of the Bluegrass! Moonshine, horses, tobacco, and gorgeous girls!
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 08:56:17 PM
Are you from there or not?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 08:58:27 PM
Quote from: "RW"Are you from there or not?

There and N. Carolina but Kentucky is where it's all at. Yeah man!
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 08:59:14 PM
Good guess.



Is that the better Carolina?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 09:02:12 PM
Quote from: "RW"Good guess.



Is that the better Carolina?

You mean is N. Carolina better that South? I've never lived in N. Carolina. Just have a few cousins etc. there.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 09:03:25 PM
So long as it's not Florida.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 09:06:04 PM
Quote from: "RW"So long as it's not Florida.

Palm trees bore me. Trees should NOT look like that. I dislike the smell of saltwater too. Plus they have gators.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 09:12:51 PM
And a whole lot of morons.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 09:19:30 PM
Quote from: "RW"And a whole lot of morons.

What kind of morons?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 09:27:40 PM
Spammers, hackers, kiddie porn lovers.  Guys who tie up and rape alligators because killing them would be too easy.



Those types.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Bricktop on February 13, 2016, 09:30:05 PM
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I'm Australian.



I'm even further south.



Ring a bell, sweetcheeks?

I don't cohort with a culture that began from banished British convicts.


Good.



Don't let the door hit your diaper-encased ass on your exit.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: "RW"Spammers, hackers, kiddie porn lovers.  Guys who tie up and rape alligators because killing them would be too easy.



Those types.

I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Don't forget banished Cuban convicts. Or was that an '80s thing?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 09:32:27 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I'm Australian.



I'm even further south.



Ring a bell, sweetcheeks?

I don't cohort with a culture that began from banished British convicts.


Good.



Don't let the door hit your diaper-encased ass on your exit.

You're geographically challenged aren't you? If I'm not there I can't leave.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 09:33:33 PM
He meant from here.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 09:34:16 PM
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"Spammers, hackers, kiddie porn lovers.  Guys who tie up and rape alligators because killing them would be too easy.



Those types.

I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Don't forget banished Cuban convicts. Or was that an '80s thing?

Probably still holds true.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "BortTheBorkle"
Quote from: "RW"Spammers, hackers, kiddie porn lovers.  Guys who tie up and rape alligators because killing them would be too easy.



Those types.

I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Don't forget banished Cuban convicts. Or was that an '80s thing?

Probably still holds true.

Yeah, in the 80s Castro emptied his prisons and sent all the convicts to Miami just to fuck with us. Castro was a troll. Then our government tried to cover it up and say they were "refugees."
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 09:50:18 PM
Castro was a troll.  LOL!  That's awesome!
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: "RW"Castro was a troll.  LOL!  That's awesome!

I gotta give it to him there. Kinda got us on that one. You gotta laugh a little about that one. It was very creative. lol I would probably do that too if I were a dictator and another country next door pissed me off.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 13, 2016, 10:10:59 PM
And then making those awesome cigars and blowing that sweet smoke right in the face of Americans who weren't allowed to buy them.  Epic burn!
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: BortTheBorkle on February 13, 2016, 10:27:30 PM
Quote from: "RW"And then making those awesome cigars and blowing that sweet smoke right in the face of Americans who weren't allowed to buy them.  Epic burn!

Thing is, when the president put the embargo on them, the politicians were still all smoking them after that. The citizens paid the price on that one. I actually have a friend who's such a cigar lover that he travels to Cuba a few times a year.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 14, 2016, 08:40:29 AM
You still can't get Cuban cigars in the US?
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 14, 2016, 08:51:52 AM
Quote from: "RW"You still can't get Cuban cigars in the US?


Big business down here. Several street vendors selling them. Don't like tobacco smoke.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: RW on February 14, 2016, 02:57:43 PM
I don't like it either.
Title: Re: Dear BF Trolls
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2016, 01:41:27 PM
Quote from: "RW"You still can't get Cuban cigars in the US?

I do like a good see gar.
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