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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: RW on February 16, 2016, 11:35:37 AM

Title: What wakes you?
Post by: RW on February 16, 2016, 11:35:37 AM
What wakes you up in the morning and at what time?



I wake up at 7:30am to my alarm which is this song:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2016, 11:37:32 AM
Quote from: "RW"What wakes you up in the morning and at what time?



I wake up at 7:30am to my alarm which is this song:




I don't like songs to wake me up. A noisy alarm tone gets me out of bed.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 16, 2016, 12:06:36 PM
I don't sleep, so I'm always awake.



An alarm would just piss me off......more. :mad:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 16, 2016, 01:10:29 PM
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Him every morning at 6am
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: RW on February 16, 2016, 01:33:09 PM
What does he do?
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 16, 2016, 01:45:01 PM
Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 16, 2016, 02:59:32 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.

He knows way better than that. He howls and cries at the same time every morning. Pretty sure he can't tell time, so how does he know? It's got to be the light level. No DLST here so maybe that's why he's accurate most mornings.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2016, 03:01:33 PM
My cat and dog wake me in the morning.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 16, 2016, 03:23:40 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.

He knows way better than that. He howls and cries at the same time every morning. Pretty sure he can't tell time, so how does he know? It's got to be the light level. No DLST here so maybe that's why he's accurate most mornings.


It's an internal biological clock that most animals and even humans have. My dogs do the same thing. They start getting active every morning between 4:30 and 5:00AM, DLST or not.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: IRISH KAM on February 16, 2016, 04:02:38 PM
My need to Piss wakes me up at 7 AM every Morning , including Sunday .



Trying to Piss with a Hard On is Hard work ( No pun intended )



( Male members know exactly what im talking aboot )
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2016, 04:14:55 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"What does he do?


He sprays the dust ruffle.

He knows way better than that. He howls and cries at the same time every morning. Pretty sure he can't tell time, so how does he know? It's got to be the light level. No DLST here so maybe that's why he's accurate most mornings.


It's an internal biological clock that most animals and even humans have. My dogs do the same thing. They start getting active every morning between 4:30 and 5:00AM, DLST or not.

Just like roosters.

 ac_smile
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: IRISH KAM on February 16, 2016, 06:37:37 PM
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Him every morning at 6am

Whats its  name ?
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2016, 06:41:43 PM
When I'm sleeping in my wellsite trailer, my phone wakes me up. When I'm at home, the old lady wanting a good Hermanating wakes me up.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: RW on February 16, 2016, 06:43:39 PM
Hermanating?  Did you seriously just write that?



BUAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Bricktop on February 16, 2016, 06:51:53 PM
Hermanating = breakfast.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2016, 07:35:57 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Hermanating = breakfast.

 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2016, 10:52:46 PM
Quote from: "Herman"When I'm sleeping in my wellsite trailer, my phone wakes me up. When I'm at home, the old lady wanting a good Hermanating wakes me up.

 :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2016, 08:00:32 PM
What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 18, 2016, 08:12:54 PM
Quote from: "Herman"What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.


Are you sure it wasn't just two cats "hermanating"?
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2016, 08:14:52 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.


Are you sure it wasn't just two cat "hermanating"?

I am not an egg head like you. Is it Hermanating or Hermanizing? Whatever it is, it wakes me up when I'm home. Not that I mind.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 18, 2016, 08:26:34 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.


Are you sure it wasn't just two cat "hermanating"?

I am not an egg head like you. Is it Hermanating or Hermanizing? Whatever it is, it wakes me up when I'm home. Not that I mind.


I think they are both correct depending on useage.



The present tense would be "hermanating"; as in...."Go away, don't bother me, I'm "hermanating". :mad:



The past tense would be "hermanizing"; as in....." Yesterday my 3 year old interrupted me while I was "hermanizing".  :ohmy:



Either way they are both forms of the word " hermanate"; meaning the act of "hermanation". :001_rolleyes:



I can't believe I just wrote that. I really need to get a life. :laugh3: :oeudC:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2016, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.


Are you sure it wasn't just two cat "hermanating"?

I am not an egg head like you. Is it Hermanating or Hermanizing? Whatever it is, it wakes me up when I'm home. Not that I mind.


I think they are both correct depending on useage.



The present tense would be "hermanating"; as in...."Go away, don't bother me, I'm "hermanating". :mad:



The past tense would be "hermanizing"; as in....." Yesterday my 3 year old interrupted me while I was "hermanizing".  :ohmy:



Either way they are both forms of the word " hermanate"; meaning the act of "hermanation". :001_rolleyes:



I can't believe I just wrote that. I really need to get a life. :laugh3: :oeudC:

Now do you see why I call you an egg head. :001_tongue:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 18, 2016, 11:03:21 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.


Are you sure it wasn't just two cat "hermanating"?

I am not an egg head like you. Is it Hermanating or Hermanizing? Whatever it is, it wakes me up when I'm home. Not that I mind.


I think they are both correct depending on useage.



The present tense would be "hermanating"; as in...."Go away, don't bother me, I'm "hermanating". :mad:



The past tense would be "hermanizing"; as in....." Yesterday my 3 year old interrupted me while I was "hermanizing".  :ohmy:



Either way they are both forms of the word " hermanate"; meaning the act of "hermanation". :001_rolleyes:



I can't believe I just wrote that. I really need to get a life. :laugh3: :oeudC:

Now do you see why I call you an egg head. :001_tongue:


 Unfortunately, yes I do.  :laugh3:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2016, 11:09:33 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"What woke me this morning was a coyote caught in a farmer's fence at the edge of the lease.


Are you sure it wasn't just two cat "hermanating"?

I am not an egg head like you. Is it Hermanating or Hermanizing? Whatever it is, it wakes me up when I'm home. Not that I mind.


I think they are both correct depending on useage.



The present tense would be "hermanating"; as in...."Go away, don't bother me, I'm "hermanating". :mad:



The past tense would be "hermanizing"; as in....." Yesterday my 3 year old interrupted me while I was "hermanizing".  :ohmy:



Either way they are both forms of the word " hermanate"; meaning the act of "hermanation". :001_rolleyes:



I can't believe I just wrote that. I really need to get a life. :laugh3: :oeudC:

Now do you see why I call you an egg head. :001_tongue:

It's not the word I would choose for Renee, but she is intelligent.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2016, 12:21:09 AM
Renee is bright. She knows no offense is intended.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Annie on February 19, 2016, 12:27:23 AM
Hermanating...   :laugh3:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2016, 12:33:33 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Hermanating...   :laugh3:

It wakes me up in the morning.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2016, 12:34:53 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Hermanating...   :laugh3:

Is this the weekend GrAnnie?
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Annie on February 19, 2016, 12:48:21 AM
Yes it is Fash. She will be induced this Saturday at 1pm.  Woohoo, finally I'll be able to meet my very first Grand baby  ac_dance
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Annie on February 19, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Hermanating...   :laugh3:

It wakes me up in the morning.




Haha, I guess so! Oh, you should get yourself one of those Magic Wands! I hear they're awesome!  :wink:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2016, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Hermanating...   :laugh3:

It wakes me up in the morning.




Haha, I guess so! Oh, you should get yourself one of those Magic Wands! I hear they're awesome!  :wink:

When the old lady wants to be Hermanized, sleeping in is not even an option.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 19, 2016, 10:11:31 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Hermanating...   :laugh3:

It wakes me up in the morning.




Haha, I guess so! Oh, you should get yourself one of those Magic Wands! I hear they're awesome!  :wink:


There is something about Herman and a wand that makes a really odd visual.   :nea:  :shock:



Something tells me Herman is not exactly the magic wand type. :laugh3:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: RW on February 19, 2016, 10:59:18 AM
Everyone is the magic wand type IMHO :)
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2016, 11:01:42 AM
Quote from: "RW"Everyone is the magic wand type IMHO :)

 :confused1:
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Renee on February 19, 2016, 12:10:23 PM
Quote from: "RW"Everyone is the magic wand type IMHO :)


I respectfully disagree.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Annie on February 19, 2016, 08:38:16 PM
Maybe he could get it for his lady so he can sleep in sometimes?
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Mona on February 28, 2016, 01:28:43 AM
I set an alarm for every fifteen minutes from 6am on weekdays,  but more often than not, I wake to the sounds of my children bickering or getting ready, or coming in to say good morning to me.
Title: Re: What wakes you?
Post by: Annie on February 28, 2016, 02:05:04 AM
I'm usually woken by a cat meowing for food (when the bowl is empty/half full) or when one of them jumps on me, lands on my face and digs in his toenails into my head every 5 friggin minutes. And it's the biggest fattest one too  acc_angry
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