1. That spark or jolt up your spine that you sometimes feel when aroused is the pudendal nerve, which connects the penis/clitoris to the brain.
2. The penis and clitoris, are homologous, aka they form from the same tissue in a developing embryo.
3. The area of the brain that is stimulated when an addict does heroin is the same as area of the brain that orgasms stimulate for men.
4. When two or more erogenous zones are stimulated they create an additive effect making a very powerful "blended" orgasm possible.
5. Documented reports as early as 2968 B.C. prove that men can indeed have multiple orgasms, a phenomenon more commonly associated with women.
6. A person's inability to reach orgasm is called Anorgasmia, literally meaning "lack of orgasm".
7. Planned Parenthood reports that 30% of women have trouble achieving orgasm at all and up to 80% struggle to reach orgasm through vaginal intercourse.
8. A person can achieve orgasm well past the age of 90.
9. The average man needs 2–10 minutes to climax.
10. The average woman needs 20 minutes to climax.
11. However some women have been reported to climax with merely 30 seconds of masturbation.
12. The orgasm gap refers to the difference between the percentage of men that report their female partner had an orgasm (85%) and the percentage of their female partners reporting actually having orgasms (64%).
13. Some women orgasm during childbirth.
14. People have reported orgasming from simply thinking about orgasming.
15. People who have had sex reassignment surgery can and do have stimulated orgasms.
16. The reason that sometimes a person looks like they're in pain when they're orgasming is because two of the brain regions that are activated by pain are also activated during orgasm.
17. Orgasms relieve pain for roughly 10 minutes after climax.
18. Transudation is the process of vaginal lubricant moving from the blood capillaries to coat the vaginal canal, colloquially know as a woman getting wet.
19. If a woman feels insecure about her relationship relationship she is less likely to orgasm.
20. The first written mention of female ejaculation is by Aristotle.
21. Women and men with spinal cord injuries can experience orgasm when a partner stimulates the hypersensitive skin around their injury.
22. An erection isn't necessarily needed for male ejaculation.
23. In Egyptian folklore the world was created when the god Atum masturbated.
24. Medieval writers called pre-ejaculate "the distillate of love."
25. An orgasm involves practically every body system even though it's primarily felt in the brain.
26. People have been using sex toys to orgasm for several hundred years.
27. An orgasm by itself only burns 2–3 calories, but you can burn up to 50 calories during foreplay and intercourse.
28. Former U.S. Vice President Nelson A. Rockefeller died after suffering a heart attack during sex with a woman in a hotel room.
29. May is National Masturbation Month.
30. And to encourage people to talk about masturbation in a positive, non-shame-based way, the San Francisco Center for Sex and Culture holds a Masturbate-A-Thon each year.
31. Clitoral hood piercings don't have any negative impact on orgasm.
32. Circumcision doesn't negatively affect a man's ability to achieve orgasm, but foreskin does seems to lead to increased duration.
33. When a person achieves climax, the areas of the brain that process fear and "vigilance for danger" shut down.
34. It's been reported that roughly 15–20% of American women have never orgasmed.
35. Sexual health experts encourage using the term "experience" instead of "achieve" to describe having an orgasm because the word achieve may put pressure on sexual partners.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/eye-opening-facts-about-orgasms#.ixKBEqz6j
Well....now ya know! :thumbup:
Love it!
Now I have to figure out when the Masturbate-a-thon is happening and plan a vacation hahaha
There is also the claim that an orgasm clears a stuffy nose. This seems to happen with men more often than women but some women do experience it as well. ac_biggrin
There is no scientific data claiming that it's and actual medical phenomenon but all I can say is, I don't remember the last time I bought an over the counter nasal decongestant. :laugh3:
It does help with pain.
Cool thread. When was your last? Mine was last Sunday.
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It does help with pain.
I don't know but I've heard that depending on who or what you are fantasizing about while doing it, it can lead to some severe feelings of shame.
But wouldn't really know about shit like that. :43(2):
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Cool thread. When was your last? Mine was last Sunday.
Yesterday. Racked up 5 or so before dinner haha.
PS: I'm shy
ac_blush
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It does help with pain.
I don't know but I've heard that depending on who or what you are fantasizing about while doing it, it can lead to some severe feelings of shame.
But wouldn't really know about shit like that. :43(2):
I cry after sometimes but not from shame. I find it can be a bit intense at times.
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It does help with pain.
I don't know but I've heard that depending on who or what you are fantasizing about while doing it, it can lead to some severe feelings of shame.
But wouldn't really know about shit like that. :43(2):
Need to atone for something?
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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Cool thread. When was your last? Mine was last Sunday.
Yesterday. Racked up 5 or so before dinner haha.
PS: I'm shy
ac_blush
Again with the [size=150]TMI[/size]!!! :rules:
He asked!
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He asked!
He asked for you to show your pic in another thread.....are you going to give him that too? :laugh3:
Well he is an old guy, maybe you are looking to trade up? ac_biggrin
How do you know I haven't PMed him one?
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How do you know I haven't PMed him one?
You worry me. :laugh3:
HAHAHA!
Ohhh I know it helps with pain. Completely takes away my back pain and really helps for a good night sleep. I had no idea about this one, though: 22. An erection isn't necessarily needed for male ejaculation.
All I saw was Eye Opening Facts..
Now that I have read the rest I will be moving along.
ac_blush
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Ohhh I know it helps with pain. Completely takes away my back pain and really helps for a good night sleep. I had no idea about this one, though: 22. An erection isn't necessarily needed for male ejaculation.
I've seen that first hand. (Magic wand attachment for men.)
This thread is getting gross. :yuk:
Haha Renee. I LOVE my Magic Wand! The only setback is extra laundry.
Oh FFS Renee. Buy a can of WD 40 and grease up that libido.
Oil up your favorite vibe and go for it!!!!
She said it not me!
:laugh3:
ac_biggrin hehehe
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Oh FFS Renee. Buy a can of WD 40 and grease up that libido.
Careful with that shit; WD40 is flammable.
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Quote from: "RW"
Oh FFS Renee. Buy a can of WD 40 and grease up that libido.
Careful with that shit; WD40 is flammable.
I didnt know that. How'd ya find this out?
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Oh FFS Renee. Buy a can of WD 40 and grease up that libido.
Careful with that shit; WD40 is flammable.
I didnt know that. How'd ya find this out?
Uhm.....because it says....
"DANGER: Flammable contents under pressure"
RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE FUCKING CAN. :dash1:
Hahaha
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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Oh FFS Renee. Buy a can of WD 40 and grease up that libido.
Careful with that shit; WD40 is flammable.
I didnt know that. How'd ya find this out?
Uhm.....because it says....
"DANGER: Flammable contents under pressure"
RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE FUCKING CAN. :dash1:
Well then excuse fucking me. I use Chemtool and it doesn't say that. I only use it to spray on METAL PARTS and stuff.
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Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Oh FFS Renee. Buy a can of WD 40 and grease up that libido.
Careful with that shit; WD40 is flammable.
I didnt know that. How'd ya find this out?
Uhm.....because it says....
"DANGER: Flammable contents under pressure"
RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE FUCKING CAN. :dash1:
Well then excuse fucking me. I use Chemtool and it doesn't say that. I only use it to spray on METAL PARTS and stuff.
You mean B12 Chemtool? You know that's extremely flammable as well, right?
You can still use it for fun, set your ass on fire!
The latest in pubic hair removal?
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You can still use it for fun, set your ass on fire!
Not a good idea. If my ass catches fire it will be a 5 alarm blaze. :ohmy:
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The latest in pubic hair removal?
Yep, singe those babies right off!
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You can still use it for fun, set your ass on fire!
Not a good idea. If my ass catches fire it will be a 5 alarm blaze. :ohmy:

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Ohmygawd, I LOVE Duct Tape!!!!!! It fixes anything!
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Ohmygawd, I LOVE Duct Tape!!!!!! It fixes anything!
Yes , it's good for taping wrists together ac_biggrin
Ohmygawd Keep you're into bondage? ac_wot
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The latest in pubic hair removal?
Is this the reason she's into lighting it? Groovy.
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Ohmygawd Keep you're into bondage? ac_wot
Bandage? What's that? :43(2):
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Ohmygawd Keep you're into bondage? ac_wot
Bandage? What's that? :43(2):
Something you put on a cut. ac_biggrin
And with wd40 too :thumbup:
WD40 makes a excellent lubricant for when you want to loosen things up,..... like when you want to change out the bolts on your mud flaps. :negative:
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WD40 makes a excellent lubricant for when you want to loosen things up,..... like when you want to change out the bolts on your mud flaps. :negative:
Anything corroded. We always have a can of that shit in the garage.
Does it work on squeaky office chairs?
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Does it work on squeaky office chairs?
Oh fuck yeah.
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Does it work on squeaky office chairs?
Oh fuck yeah.
See that ^^^ Crow?
Get some.
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Does it work on squeaky office chairs?
Oh fuck yeah.
See that ^^^ Crow?
Get some.
Did Crow say it wouldn't work? He's full of beans.
No, he just has one hell of a squeaky chair.
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No, he just has one hell of a squeaky chair.
Actually it's probably his hip joints. ac_biggrin
There are no prosthetics in this beautifully ageless body.
You do have a great body.

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Haha, well Renee I guess you don't need wd40 to lube up your throat to puke.....lol
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Eat your heart out. Envy? Jealousy?
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Eat your heart out. Envy? Jealousy?
Of what?
She got what you want...
Tough luck.
:friends:
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She got what you want...
Tough luck.
:friends:
What I want?.....
Explain to me "what I want" or what you think I want and when you are done, I will correct you...AGAIN......Because the reality is......YOU couldn't possibly have a clue as to "what I want". :laugh3:
It is obvious to all the members here that you have the hots for me. You demand my attention at every opportunity, and your asinine attempts at insults are merely a smokescreen to conceal your true feelings.
It could not be more obvious if you wore a placard around your neck reading "I Love Crowley".
As for your constant PM's asking for a photograph, that almost constitutes harassment.
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
It is obvious to all the members here that you have the hots for me. You demand my attention at every opportunity, and your asinine attempts at insults are merely a smokescreen to conceal your true feelings.
It could not be more obvious if you wore a placard around your neck reading "I Love Crowley".
As for your constant PM's asking for a photograph, that almost constitutes harassment.
Keep telling yourself that, old man as you follow me from thread to thread begging for my attention. I swear to God that if I ever suddenly stop short, your head will go right up my ass. Not a pleasant thought. :shock:
Everyone sees it and more than a few people here have passed on their sympathies to me because of it. If your aim was to creep me out then you have succeeded. Being stalked across this forum by an old ghoul like you is like being trapped in a cyber version of Night of the Living Dead.
Truth be told, I'd rather be dipped head first in a vat of boiling bat shit than be be part of your sick fantasization. So fuck off you old perv, go on back to fondling yourself to thoughts post menopausal Alabama swamp skank and leave me the fuck alone.
If you thought for a moment that your sudden cessation of movement would result in me contacting your ass, you'd come to a halt quicker than a snowball hitting an anvil. My mail is constantly filled with queries about why you're following me like I'm a Pizza Hut delivery scooter ridden by a reedy geek you could take without breaking sweat. Cue the "Jaws" theme, if you like.
If I came to a sudden stop, I'd be roadkill!!! Back away a few yards, for mercy's sake.
Despite your pleas, and cute little flower gifs that clog up my inbox, your chance of intimate contact is about the same as Katich's chance of being President. I hear Sea Major is available...and he's more your speed...or lack of speed...
Lower your sights girl. Even if I were available, I'd rather serenade Shen's mother than court your favour.
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If you thought for a moment that your sudden cessation of movement would result in me contacting your ass, you'd come to a halt quicker than a snowball hitting an anvil. My mail is constantly filled with queries about why you're following me like I'm a Pizza Hut delivery scooter ridden by a reedy geek you could take without breaking sweat. Cue the "Jaws" theme, if you like.
If I came to a sudden stop, I'd be roadkill!!! Back away a few yards, for mercy's sake.
Despite your pleas, and cute little flower gifs that clog up my inbox, your chance of intimate contact is about the same as Katich's chance of being President. I hear Sea Major is available...and he's more your speed...or lack of speed...
Lower your sights girl. Even if I were available, I'd rather serenade Shen's mother than court your favour.
Eat shit you miserable old cocksucker. Like I would want anything from a liverspotted piece of mentally damaged flesh like you. You are about as desirable as a case of typhoid. What any woman would see in you is beyond reason.
And I mean that with all sincerity.
Your odious personality alone isn't fit to match up with pigs. If Shen was going to wish cancer on someone around here, it should have been you. And don't bother PMing me with another one of your fake apologies for pissing me off again. All you Aussies are cut from the same self-promoting, arrogant, egomaniacal, mentally disturbed, mold and I simply do not have the time or the patience for the ridiculous head games.
Fuck you and the kangaroo you rode in on.
Bite me, bitchtits.
And that is meant with all ardour. If lemons were as bitter as you, they'd be classified a noxious weed. The only PM you'll get from me is of my naked ass, to give you something to kiss at night before you go to sleep.
I love how you're such an expert on Australians, when you've never been here, and probably never met one. You're just pissed that I stand up to beligerent American bluff and bluster, and expose you as the impotent, blustering bag of fetid wind that you are. Before bagging my nationality, best check your own; a gaggle of confused, paranoid and delusional zombies worshipping the almighty dollar and its nearest relatives, guns and bombs. Your disease infects the entire planet, and threatens the human race with its absurd passion for violence and killing.
I've travelled extensively, and I can assure that one gets a far warmer reception from other countries displaying an Australian passport than an American one. You shitlickers are reviled the world over, and with just cause.
As you epitomise, Americans are hate filled, juvenile minded barbarians with the same degree of sophistication and refinement as mules, but lacking the intellect. From Korea to Iraq, you've done nothing but fuck the world over.
Fuck off to Walmart for your monthly splurge on $4 shoes and cheap beans.
Uhh you guys kind of high jacked my thread :sneaky2:
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Uhh you guys kind of high jacked my thread :sneaky2:
Sorry GrAnnie, I should know better and ignore the whack-job.
I like Walmart for some things.
:thumbup: Me too Keep! Some stuff that's good is more affordable than buying else where. Like cat food and laundry soap. :thumbup:
And water soluble lube.
:wink:
ac_wot
Lolol and WD40!
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
ac_wot
What? Don't use the other shit you'll ruin your toys...
You people are sick.

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Oh please, like you havent shoved a huge butt plug up the back door before.....
You know I met Australians before.. right??
Apparantly some people shove hampsters up there too. I wonder what THEY use for lube? ac_umm
Next time we talk I'll tell ya :laugh3:
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Apparantly some people shove hampsters up there too. I wonder what THEY use for lube? ac_umm
That's a myth.
They use gerbils. Gerbils come with a natural string (tail) so they can be pulled out easily when they are done. :sneaky2:
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You people are sick.
Sorry Leo.
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Uhh you guys kind of high jacked my thread :sneaky2:
More like a lowjack, IMHO.