You gotta watch the whole video!
Quote from: "Shen Li"
It's a lot better than that. That guy is creative and funny. This will get a lot of hits on youtube.
As a former police officer, it is incumbent upon me to assist you in avoiding expiation when stopped by a whitey-cop.
1. Wear REALLY dark shades, even at night, so he cannot see your eyes.
2. If you cannot speak without accent, smile and grunt and cough a lot.
3. Do NOT drive Honda's, Toyota's, Nissan's, Subaru's or Mazda's that have weird plastic bits bolted all over them, rims that were modelled on hentai machines, and paint that can be seen from the moon. And NO light show that would befit a rock concert. Low profile, kiddies. Drive locally built.
4. SMILE, even though you may feel pain and discomfort.
5. Do NOT blame racism for the fact that you're doing 40 over the speed limit.
6. Apologise profusely. Learn how to do it. Its not that hard.
7. If all else fails, give him your Chinese name...by the time he's worked out your surname from your christian name, and spelled it correctly, he'll be so bored he'll just caution you and let you slide.
That was very funny TheVancouverGuy..
Thanks for posting it.
:)