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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 06:49:57 PM

Title: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 06:49:57 PM
This time, I'm leaving up to you guys...



Come on, fire up the imagination and go nuts.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 07:02:26 PM
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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 07:19:06 PM
Fucking mainlander...always trying to control the people...



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Shen Li. Cattle prod!!!
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 20, 2016, 07:23:42 PM
Annie.



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Hitachi magic wand.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 07:25:02 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Fucking mainlander...always trying to control the people...

Chinese Proverb: One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 07:26:22 PM
You calling me a dog?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 07:26:52 PM
Quote from: "RW"Annie.



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Hitachi magic wand.


 :swoon:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 07:27:51 PM
RW.



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 20, 2016, 07:29:20 PM
Mr. C.



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 07:32:13 PM
Althought management gave him his walking papers long ago, this is Freud.

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 07:36:32 PM
ac_toofunny
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 20, 2016, 07:37:19 PM
Quote from: "RW"Mr. C.



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Smart, up to date, intelligent and desirable.



Yep. That's me.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 20, 2016, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"RW.



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Thanks Crow.  You sure know how to nail a girl.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 09:53:52 PM
This is what Shen Li needs, not what she is..



An electronic blood pressure monitor.



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 10:07:16 PM
Herman is a Japanese electronic alcohol vending machine..



I don't see any barrel wash in it though.



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 10:41:52 PM
Too fucking easy.

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 11:01:55 PM
Twenty Dollars

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 11:05:56 PM
Keeper

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2016, 11:09:44 PM
cc la femme

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 12:28:30 AM
Seoul

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 12:36:08 AM
kiebers

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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Annie on February 21, 2016, 03:51:15 AM
Quote from: "RW"Annie.



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Hitachi magic wand.


 ac_toofunny
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: keeper on February 21, 2016, 06:49:58 AM
RW

Squirrel Phone



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: keeper on February 21, 2016, 06:50:27 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Keeper

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.



 :laugh3:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 21, 2016, 10:35:01 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"RW

Squirrel Phone



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OMG!  HAHAHAHA!  That's perfe...squirrel.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 21, 2016, 10:36:36 AM
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Electronic calorie counter for Renee
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 11:54:38 AM
^Fuck, I'll take one of them too.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 21, 2016, 12:05:26 PM
Apps aren't electronics :P
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 12:23:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"Apps aren't electronics :P

Party pooper...we were having fun. :sneaky2:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 21, 2016, 12:24:18 PM
I realised that after I said it haha
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Renee on February 21, 2016, 12:45:54 PM
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Electronic calorie counter for Renee


I don't need an app for counting calories. I been on so many diets in my life I can just look at something and get a close enough calore count. :laugh3:



It's called the powers of observation. Something you don't have.



So I'm going to suggest for you a handheld "English to dumbass" translator. Unfortunately I can't find a pic of one. ac_biggrin
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 21, 2016, 12:48:10 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
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Electronic calorie counter for Renee


I don't need an app for counting calories. I been on so many diets in my life I can just look at something and get a close enough calore count. :laugh3:



It's called the powers of observation. Something you don't have.



So I'm going to suggest for you a handheld "English to dumbass" translator. Unfortunately I can't find a pic of one. ac_biggrin


Jaja. So then how much poundage over
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 01:01:57 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
It's called the powers of observation. Something you don't have.

I'd be happy if he could read a post and figure out what it's about
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Renee on February 21, 2016, 01:10:04 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Renee"
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Electronic calorie counter for Renee


I don't need an app for counting calories. I been on so many diets in my life I can just look at something and get a close enough calore count. :laugh3:



It's called the powers of observation. Something you don't have.



So I'm going to suggest for you a handheld "English to dumbass" translator. Unfortunately I can't find a pic of one. ac_biggrin


Jaja. So then how much poundage over


That's none of your fucking business. It doesn't matter to you if it's 10 lbs or 100 and it's rude to ask.



It's funny how you have the nerve to call me rude.  :oeudC:



Have I asked you how many points below average your IQ is? :laugh3:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Renee on February 21, 2016, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
It's called the powers of observation. Something you don't have.

I'd be happy if he could read a post and figure out what it's about


Not going to happen unless it's a BF style, one liner, name calling post.



If you want to communicate with him just call him a faggot or an old child molester.... He'll get that. :laugh3:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 21, 2016, 02:27:37 PM
TD



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 21, 2016, 02:29:43 PM
Kiebers



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 03:34:53 PM
Quote from: "RW"Kiebers



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I don't get this RW, but I don't know anything about him either.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2016, 03:51:42 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"Seoul

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Yes, I know Fash. RW was busting my balls about that yesterday.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 21, 2016, 04:06:39 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "RW"Kiebers



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I don't get this RW, but I don't know anything about him either.

He likes blended drinks :)
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 22, 2016, 08:48:08 AM
Quote from: "RW"TD



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This would be the last thing I need. I'm way dark without an apparatus like that. For northern types.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 11:44:11 AM
It's not what you need but the electronic device that represents the poster.  That would be you to the T :)
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
What you need is this:



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 22, 2016, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: "RW"What you need is this:



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I've never seen one of those.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: kiebers on February 22, 2016, 12:14:34 PM
I suppose we can choose our own, eh.



kiebers



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 12:33:40 PM
ROFL!



Have you seen the one for guys?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 12:35:24 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"What you need is this:



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I've never seen one of those.

Well clearly they exist.  Since you are an older gentleman and not hip with the newer sun care technologies, I'll give you this:



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Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: kiebers on February 22, 2016, 12:46:36 PM
Quote from: "RW"ROFL!



Have you seen the one for guys?

Nope. Not gonna watch any vids either... :laugh:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 01:42:57 PM
Well you're no fun!
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2016, 01:59:04 PM
guess who

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oh for Christ sakes, this was supposed to be in the villain thread.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: kiebers on February 22, 2016, 03:09:02 PM
Quote from: "RW"Well you're no fun!

Depends on how you use me. Quite a bit of fun if I do say so myself.... :evilthoughts2:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2016, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "RW"Well you're no fun!

Depends on how you use me. Quite a bit of fun if I do say so myself.... :evilthoughts2:

I'm sure you are stud....RRRRAAAARRRR!!
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 04:33:03 PM
She says that but she really can't stand white people haha
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Renee on February 22, 2016, 04:40:42 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"What you need is this:



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I've never seen one of those.

Well clearly they exist.  Since you are an older gentleman and not hip with the newer sun care technologies, I'll give you this:


Oh there you go making assumptions. :oeudC:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 05:27:04 PM
Did he not post a picture of himself?  It didn't look like the body of a young buck.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 22, 2016, 06:54:28 PM
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Who said young buck? What about someone who takes care? Now say it's not me.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 22, 2016, 06:58:14 PM
(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Renee on February 22, 2016, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: "RW"Did he not post a picture of himself?  It didn't look like the body of a young buck.


I agree, it didn't but you are still making assumptions. You don't know if that was really him or just some other old surfer dude. :laugh3:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: reel on February 22, 2016, 07:50:15 PM
I don't know what Kiebers device is and I'm afraid to ask.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 22, 2016, 08:07:00 PM
Its called a Sybian.



Don't ask.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 08:18:42 PM
Quote from: "reel"I don't know what Kiebers device is and I'm afraid to ask.

It's the greatest sex toy ever invented.  They make one for men called the Venus too.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 22, 2016, 08:29:26 PM
Nobody asked!!
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 22, 2016, 08:50:29 PM
I like to answer the curiosities of others before they ask.



It's just one of the many services I offer in addition to being helpful to elderly women in airports and giving contractors naked shower shows.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Bricktop on February 22, 2016, 08:53:19 PM
Elderly women. Pffft. What have they ever done for us.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 23, 2016, 09:47:55 AM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?


Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 23, 2016, 11:23:04 AM
I understand your lifestyle.  You being as tanned as you are makes sense given your lifestyle.  I am obsessed with not tanning and have to paint colour onto myself to get any.



Your hair does look longer though as you can see a whisp of it on your shoulder and it does look slicked back.  I think that puts you in ponytail candidacy.



I would ask you where your home country is, as you stated you are just a US resident, but I know you won't answer so I won't bother :)
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2016, 11:55:48 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?


Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 23, 2016, 12:27:50 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?


Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?


Fash with the right Attorney you can accomplish it easy. The government will not accept anyone and does not. A police record, scetchy origins, no money. Forget about it. I do like it here.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 23, 2016, 01:16:35 PM
Mexican?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 23, 2016, 01:33:58 PM
Quote from: "RW"Mexican?

That's right I'm a Mexican Jew. Ask Scouse. Bloody proud of it too.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2016, 01:37:27 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?


Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?


Fash with the right Attorney you can accomplish it easy. The government will not accept anyone and does not. A police record, scetchy origins, no money. Forget about it. I do like it here.

It's easier to get long term visas for Panama than CR.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 23, 2016, 01:47:26 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"(//%3C/s%3Ehttp://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q785/seamajor1/2015-03/E29F730B-E731-4CE1-9695-36EA5C0719DD_zpsbw7gfrea.jpg%3Ce%3E) (//http)

Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?


Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?


Fash with the right Attorney you can accomplish it easy. The government will not accept anyone and does not. A police record, scetchy origins, no money. Forget about it. I do like it here.

It's easier to get long term visas for Panama than CR.


This is true
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2016, 01:53:07 PM
I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 23, 2016, 03:07:27 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.


Panama is a nice country. If you get the chance, you should visit San Juan del Sur and Granada in Nicaragua. San Juan on the coast, an historical port. Granada founded in the 1500s. A beautiful colonial city. Do it. :thumbup:
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2016, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.


Panama is a nice country. If you get the chance, you should visit San Juan del Sur and Granada in Nicaragua. San Juan on the coast, an historical port. Granada founded in the 1500s. A beautiful colonial city. Do it. :thumbup:

Does Nicaragua get many tourists?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 23, 2016, 03:48:28 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"Mexican?

That's right I'm a Mexican Jew. Ask Scouse. Bloody proud of it too.

Why would I be so stupid to consult SCOUSE on anything?



I have dear friends from Mexico City and I had a Jewish roommate for years.  Don't dxpect me to have any issues with where you're from or what religion you subscribe to.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Renee on February 23, 2016, 04:52:18 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "RW"Mexican?

That's right I'm a Mexican Jew. Ask Scouse. Bloody proud of it too.

Why would I be so stupid to consult SCOUSE on anything?



I have dear friends from Mexico City and I had a Jewish roommate for years.  Don't dxpect me to have any issues with where you're from or what religion you subscribe to.


Obviously TD was "assuming" you were trying to be racist.



I'm sorry but the guy isn't too bright.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: RW on February 23, 2016, 04:57:12 PM
I figured that out when he went on about offing Muslims as the only alternative to not accepting Syrian refugees into our countries.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 23, 2016, 06:11:19 PM
Quote from: "RW"I figured that out when he went on about offing Muslims as the only alternative to not accepting Syrian refugees into our countries.

What the hell?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 24, 2016, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.


Panama is a nice country. If you get the chance, you should visit San Juan del Sur and Granada in Nicaragua. San Juan on the coast, an historical port. Granada founded in the 1500s. A beautiful colonial city. Do it. :thumbup:

Does Nicaragua get many tourists?


Yes. Especially from Europe, and S. America.  Granada was built in the 1500s. A super colonial city. Very Spanish and beautiful, filled with history. Pirates used to sail up the San Juan River to lake Nicaragua and invade the city.

     San Juan del Sur is another historical city, although not as old. This port on the pacific was super important to gold seekers traveling to the gold fields in California and north. Travelers would again navigate the San Juan River to the lake. Then 30 miles to the pacific coast. Way safer and closer than rounding the horn. From where I live in N. Costa Rica is a 2 hour drive to the Nicaragua frontara. I've always had an interest in this part of the world for lots of reasons.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Twenty Dollars on February 24, 2016, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: "RW"I understand your lifestyle.  You being as tanned as you are makes sense given your lifestyle.  I am obsessed with not tanning and have to paint colour onto myself to get any.



Your hair does look longer though as you can see a whisp of it on your shoulder and it does look slicked back.  I think that puts you in ponytail candidacy.



I would ask you where your home country is, as you stated you are just a US resident, but I know you won't answer so I won't bother :)

 I was born and grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area. Went to college in Sacremanto. Mother a Jewish house wife. Father wealthy wine dealer from  Sonoma. Sorry you do t like my hair do. As for answering.... I didn't think you had any interest. Assumption and judgement material?
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 24, 2016, 08:56:05 AM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.


Panama is a nice country. If you get the chance, you should visit San Juan del Sur and Granada in Nicaragua. San Juan on the coast, an historical port. Granada founded in the 1500s. A beautiful colonial city. Do it. :thumbup:

Does Nicaragua get many tourists?


Yes. Especially from Europe, and S. America.  Granada was built in the 1500s. A super colonial city. Very Spanish and beautiful, filled with history. Pirates used to sail up the San Juan River to lake Nicaragua and invade the city.

     San Juan del Sur is another historical city, although not as old. This port on the pacific was super important to gold seekers traveling to the gold fields in California and north. Travelers would again navigate the San Juan River to the lake. Then 30 miles to the pacific coast. Way safer and closer than rounding the horn. From where I live in N. Costa Rica is a 2 hour drive to the Nicaragua frontara. I've always had an interest in this part of the world for lots of reasons.

Interesting information Twenty Dollars, thank you.
Title: Re: If Cashews were electronic devices...
Post by: Anonymous on February 25, 2016, 03:42:20 PM
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.


Panama is a nice country. If you get the chance, you should visit San Juan del Sur and Granada in Nicaragua. San Juan on the coast, an historical port. Granada founded in the 1500s. A beautiful colonial city. Do it. :thumbup:

Does Nicaragua get many tourists?


Yes. Especially from Europe, and S. America.  Granada was built in the 1500s. A super colonial city. Very Spanish and beautiful, filled with history. Pirates used to sail up the San Juan River to lake Nicaragua and invade the city.

     San Juan del Sur is another historical city, although not as old. This port on the pacific was super important to gold seekers traveling to the gold fields in California and north. Travelers would again navigate the San Juan River to the lake. Then 30 miles to the pacific coast. Way safer and closer than rounding the horn. From where I live in N. Costa Rica is a 2 hour drive to the Nicaragua frontara. I've always had an interest in this part of the world for lots of reasons.

Central America is on my bucket list.