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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on March 03, 2016, 09:06:14 PM

Title: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Bricktop on March 03, 2016, 09:06:14 PM
This from some American whackjob named Pat Robertson...



""Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable. And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables. And you were made in the image of God. God made you in his image to reign and rule with him. He gave you incredible authority. Why would you become a slave to a vegetable? Why? Why would you do it.?" he added.

"But God Almighty can deliver you from the bondage of your addiction. Your slavery to vegetables, he can set you free," he said."





Read More: http://www.trueactivist.com/televangelist-pat-robertson-says-smoking-marijuana-makes-you-a-slave-to-vegetables/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=fb&utm_campaign=antimedia



SEE!!!! I told certain members here that vegetables are EVIL!!! EVIL, I tells ya!!!
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2016, 09:21:34 PM
This is why I eat KFC. It's what Jesus would do.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2016, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"This from some American whackjob named Pat Robertson...



""Cocaine is the product of a vegetable, alcohol is the product of a vegetable, marijuana is a vegetable. And yet, people are enslaved to vegetables. And you were made in the image of God. God made you in his image to reign and rule with him. He gave you incredible authority. Why would you become a slave to a vegetable? Why? Why would you do it.?" he added.

"But God Almighty can deliver you from the bondage of your addiction. Your slavery to vegetables, he can set you free," he said."





Read More: http://www.trueactivist.com/televangelist-pat-robertson-says-smoking-marijuana-makes-you-a-slave-to-vegetables/?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=fb&utm_campaign=antimedia



SEE!!!! I told certain members here that vegetables are EVIL!!! EVIL, I tells ya!!!

What a remarkably dumb thing to say.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Bricktop on March 03, 2016, 10:38:30 PM
NOOOOOO...he's right...sprouts are the work of the devil.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 03, 2016, 10:39:32 PM
Oh go eat a salad already!
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Renee on March 03, 2016, 10:42:20 PM
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Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2016, 10:49:43 PM
I blame it on climate change.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 03, 2016, 10:57:03 PM
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Now that's funny!



Then you'd be stoned!



I think Pat Robertson was on to something.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2016, 11:15:38 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"NOOOOOO...he's right...sprouts are the work of the devil.

That's what my son says when they are part of supper.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Bricktop on March 04, 2016, 12:52:12 AM
Why you so CRUEL!!!



Make kids eat sprouts.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 01:05:23 AM
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Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2016, 01:11:38 AM
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Haha, who says veggies are boring or satanic.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 02:33:52 AM
Oh shit Crow!  They've already invaded physics!



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(I'll save you a spot right near the eternal fires of damnation Renee haha)
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Renee on March 04, 2016, 06:32:39 AM
Quote from: "RW"Oh shit Crow!  They've already invaded physics!



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(I'll save you a spot right near the eternal fires of damnation Renee haha)


That was horrible.  :MG_216: You owe me a cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2016, 08:52:43 AM
Quote from: "RW"Oh shit Crow!  They've already invaded physics!



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(I'll save you a spot right near the eternal fires of damnation Renee haha)

I knew this would happen in a vegetable thread.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 10:06:01 AM
I'm glad I was the one who did it :)
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Renee on March 04, 2016, 11:42:25 AM
Quote from: "RW"I'm glad I was the one who did it :)


I'm glad it was you too. I think that one was even beneath me. :laugh3:
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2016, 02:57:58 PM
Quote from: "RW"I'm glad I was the one who did it :)

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 04:32:26 PM
Hehehe!
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2016, 06:14:52 PM
I lost a bet about Hawking before Christmas. I thought he was dead.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2016, 06:15:10 PM
I lost a bet about Hawking before Christmas. I thought he was dead.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Bricktop on March 04, 2016, 07:09:13 PM
Quote from: "RW"Oh shit Crow!  They've already invaded physics!



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(I'll save you a spot right near the eternal fires of damnation Renee haha)


That was low...even for you...



 :shock:
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 04, 2016, 08:37:34 PM
It had to be done Crow.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Annie on March 04, 2016, 10:01:28 PM
I feel guilty for kind of laughing.... :oeudC:
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2016, 05:49:04 AM
Pat Robertoson has really lost his shit. I'm amazed his family let's him on TV still.  My grandma was a card carrying member of the 700 club lol.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 05, 2016, 10:03:23 AM
What's the 700 club?
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Twenty Dollars on March 05, 2016, 10:45:46 AM
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Another religious billionaire
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: cc on March 05, 2016, 12:40:52 PM
I suspect there's a special place reserved  in hell for ALL television evangelists / thieves


Quote from: "Shen Li"This is why I eat KFC. It's what Jesus would do.
hmmm, .. "Jesus" ... that's the word I utter automatically every time I go by a KFC



 :yuk:
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2016, 12:54:48 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"I suspect there's a special place reserved  in hell for ALL television evangelists / thieves


Quote from: "Shen Li"This is why I eat KFC. It's what Jesus would do.
hmmm, .. "Jesus" ... that's the word I utter automatically every time I go by a KFC



 :yuk:

Me too cc la femme, it's inedible.
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 05, 2016, 01:29:30 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"I suspect there's a special place reserved  in hell for ALL television evangelists / thieves


Quote from: "Shen Li"This is why I eat KFC. It's what Jesus would do.
hmmm, .. "Jesus" ... that's the word I utter automatically every time I go by a KFC



 :yuk:

LOL!
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: Bricktop on March 05, 2016, 08:26:25 PM
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Another religious billionaire


God is good (for your pocket).
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: keeper on March 06, 2016, 08:33:48 AM
Quote from: "RW"What's the 700 club?


Its a cult that comes to your house and abducts you for making fun of other peoples Handicaps acc_angry
Title: Re: Vegetables are taking over!!!!
Post by: RW on March 06, 2016, 11:19:34 AM
Well I hope they have cookies.