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General Discussion => The Flea Trap => Topic started by: Bricktop on March 08, 2016, 08:06:51 PM

Title: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Bricktop on March 08, 2016, 08:06:51 PM
"Wow! You performed at an absolute genius level on this test -- that is the highest possible score that anyone can achieve. You're in the top 1% ranking! This test included questions which had some of the most misspelled words and phrases in the English language. A lot of people fail this quiz because they confuse elicit/illicit, alluded/eluded, and some even misuse to/too/two, but you know your grammar and spelling exceptionally well!"



http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/can-you-correct-these-super-tricky-sentences/802/?vt=2016-03-09-05%3A46



Just in case you were wondering if I am really



[size=200]THAT DAMN GOOD.[/size]
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 08, 2016, 08:18:26 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley""Wow! You performed at an absolute genius level on this test -- that is the highest possible score that anyone can achieve. You're in the top 1% ranking! This test included questions which had some of the most misspelled words and phrases in the English language. A lot of people fail this quiz because they confuse elicit/illicit, alluded/eluded, and some even misuse to/too/two, but you know your grammar and spelling exceptionally well!"



http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/can-you-correct-these-super-tricky-sentences/802/?vt=2016-03-09-05%3A46



Just in case you were wondering if I am really



[size=200]THAT DAMN GOOD.[/size]

Seems you aren't alone at the top.



A+ for me aussi.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Bricktop on March 08, 2016, 08:19:35 PM
Bollocks!!



In any case, I didn't have to study for years in a University to earn MY score.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 08, 2016, 08:47:50 PM
Genius Level A+



Christ, that was easy. What a disappointment. :mad:
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2016, 08:49:41 PM
You guys are native English speakers ffs. Doing well on a silly test is nothing to crow about.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 08, 2016, 09:20:06 PM
English is kind of ridiculous.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 08, 2016, 10:13:53 PM
This one is a bit harder...



http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/the-most-difficult-grammar-quiz-you-will-take-in-2015-a6702676.html
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: easter bunny on March 08, 2016, 10:21:52 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I hate to brag...but...

I don't believe you.  Next you'll be telling us you're not the type to say I told you so..



Personally I love saying I told you so. =P
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 08, 2016, 10:25:30 PM
Oh he says it all right.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: easter bunny on March 08, 2016, 10:45:50 PM
Quote from: "RW"Oh he says it all right.

Me too. =)


Quote from: "RW"This one is a bit harder...



http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/the-most-difficult-grammar-quiz-you-will-take-in-2015-a6702676.html


#2 is wrong btw. As far as I know if two items are different from a third item it's perfectly correct to say that item A is more different than item B.



Also #5 is stupid because it doesn't show the complete sentence (and I have no idea what all those fancy terms mean.) =P
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 08, 2016, 10:56:42 PM
Quote from: "easter bunny"
Quote from: "RW"Oh he says it all right.

Me too. =)


Quote from: "RW"This one is a bit harder...



http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/the-most-difficult-grammar-quiz-you-will-take-in-2015-a6702676.html


#2 is wrong btw. As far as I know if two items are different from a third item it's perfectly correct to say that item A is more different than item B.



Also #5 is stupid because it doesn't show the complete sentence (and I have no idea what all those fancy terms mean.) =P

#2 is a very nit picky rule.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: easter bunny on March 08, 2016, 11:02:19 PM
I've never paid much attention to all the technical grammar terms. I just go with what sounds and feels right.  Seems to work fairly well for me.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Bricktop on March 08, 2016, 11:07:29 PM
What HE said^^^.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 09, 2016, 01:30:10 AM
For the record, "different than" has been used for hundreds of years without too much fuss.  I highly doubt you'd ever get called out for writing it.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: easter bunny on March 09, 2016, 02:54:08 AM
Quote from: "RW"For the record, "different than" has been used for hundreds of years without too much fuss.  I highly doubt you'd ever get called out for writing it.

I have a grammar rule that goes something like this: When in doubt, word it differently. =)))



Hey I found a cool site: //http://www.thepunctuationguide.com/index.html
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 09, 2016, 03:12:52 AM
You think it's cool haha.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2016, 09:07:09 AM
Quote from: "easter bunny"I've never paid much attention to all the technical grammar terms. I just go with what sounds and feels right.  Seems to work fairly well for me.

I don't worry about it either easter bunny..



I will try Mr Crowley's test when have time though.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2016, 07:21:39 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"What HE said^^^.

What both of you said.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: easter bunny on March 09, 2016, 09:52:35 PM
Quote from: "RW"You think it's cool haha.

Yes I do. Now where's that shake fist smiley?  :sneaky2:  :laugh:
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 07:30:39 AM
Quote from: "easter bunny"
Quote from: "RW"You think it's cool haha.

Yes I do. Now where's that shake fist smiley?  :sneaky2:  :laugh:

I like that you think it's cool.  It makes me feel less alone in my nerdom.  Haha
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 08:02:29 AM
Geeks.  :001_rolleyes:
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 03:22:53 PM
Jealous.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 04:20:51 PM
Quote from: "RW"Jealous.


I think you mean envious? ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 04:21:37 PM
No I meant jealous.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 04:26:01 PM
Quote from: "RW"No I meant jealous.


How can I be jealous of your geekdom? Envy would be my reaction because you have more geekness than I.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 04:30:37 PM
Jealous means to show envy.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 04:36:45 PM
Quote from: "RW"Jealous means to show envy.


No, jealously occurs when something we posses is threatened by another person. Usually it's a relationship.



Envy occurs when we desire something someone else has. In this case it's your geekiness. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 04:42:17 PM
That's not the only meaning of jealous though. Definitions of jealous include:



* feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.

synonyms:   envious, covetous, desirous



* feeling or showing suspicion of someone's unfaithfulness in a relationship.

synonyms:   suspicious, distrustful, mistrustful, doubting, insecure, anxious



* fiercely protective or vigilant of one's rights or possessions.

synonyms:   protective, vigilant, watchful, heedful, mindful, careful, solicitous
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 04:46:34 PM
I'm not going to argue this with you.



Just be advised that you are wrong. ac_sothere
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 04:47:22 PM
I am most certainly not wrong.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 04:51:19 PM
Quote from: "RW"I am most certainly not wrong.


Yes you are.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 04:59:43 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 05:06:47 PM
Quote from: "RW"Nope.


Yep.



From a psychological standpoint alone you wrong.



Jealousy and envy are distinctly different emotions. Unlike jealousy, envy completely lacks the feelings of betrayal and outrage that are necessary for jealousy to occur.



I feel no betrayal or outrage at not having your level of geekness. I only feel relief. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Nope.


Yep.



From a psychological standpoint alone you wrong.



Jealousy and envy are distinctly different emotions. Unlike jealousy, envy completely lacks the feelings of betrayal and outrage that are necessary for jealousy to occur.



I feel no betrayal or outrage at not having your level of geekness. I only feel relief. :laugh3:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Bricktop on March 10, 2016, 05:40:00 PM
Geeks.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 06:21:38 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Geeks.


Envious?
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Bricktop on March 10, 2016, 06:26:14 PM
Coveting.
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 07:14:02 PM
You covet a geek?
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: easter bunny on March 10, 2016, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "easter bunny"
Quote from: "RW"You think it's cool haha.

Yes I do. Now where's that shake fist smiley?  :sneaky2:  :laugh:

I like that you think it's cool.  It makes me feel less alone in my nerdom.  Haha

For years I thought I was the only one.  ac_biggrin
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 09:17:18 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Coveting.


Okay Buffalo Bob, that's enough out of you.



Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?



Clarice Starling: He kills women...



Hannibal Lecter: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?



Clarice Starling: Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir...



Hannibal Lecter: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.



Clarice Starling: No. We just...



Hannibal Lecter: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don't your eyes seek out the things you want
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 09:49:27 PM
It's Buffalo Bill.



/runs
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: "RW"It's Buffalo Bill.



/runs


Yeah well in Joe Dirt....it was Buffalo Bob. :laugh3:
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: RW on March 10, 2016, 10:03:23 PM
I liked Joe Dirt WAY more than I expected to haha
Title: Re: I hate to brag...but...
Post by: Renee on March 10, 2016, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: "RW"I liked Joe Dirt WAY more than I expected to haha


Snakes and sparklers......This IS the good stuff. :laugh3: